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Hey T,

How cold is London now. I'm stopping over in London on my way to Naija next week. I'm thinking of doing some shopping there, i think i might buy 1 or 2 English muffins.

This place is boring, i dey go home go watch some tv or something.

I loved High school too. I banged most of my sister;s friends.

Okay madam, i'll just bring it by flesh only.

LadyT:
See hes not normal he has more than one spine.
Taye see me in my office you are in trouble today with your nonsense.

Okay madam Principal, should i bring them rubber gloves

[quote author=Ebony-Silk link=topic=204744.msg3198996#msg3198996 date=1228780851]How old are you again? oma se[/quote]I'm old enough to put the key in the ignition and shift the gears back and front.

All African countries got Beautiful women. I mean queens.

Another crazy time was when i banged my sister's friend. That was my first, it felt like someone poured a very chilled water down my spines. I never knew it felt that good and after that, i almost became don juan.

oh where, oh where is my lil' Titi? Oh where might she be??

LadyT:
How is that sleep walking you crazy man!

You have come again oh!

It means i was going to the bathroom to wee wee and my pipe just found the wrong hole. Dig it?

@Poster

I've had some crazy moments but none beat the time when i had sex with with this beautiful girl while sleep walking. I just rolled over and the show began. And i was only 17 at the time. Gosh, the girl was gorgeous !!

sistawoman:
Leave the poor woman alone.

the created the stalker laws for people like you.

stalk Are you kidding me? we don't even know what the poor woman look like. The white boys dey block the view.

stillwater:
He should keep his nonsense thoughts to himself. Who wants to hear that? Definitely not me.

I bet if na michael Bolton, u go wan hear am.

@stillwater

Answer my question !!! abi una no get any black people for your family Today na Michael Bolton, 'morrow na undertaker, two days from now e go be some crazy looking white boy.

tope2000:
Lmao
Sweet T, back off

what did i do, sweetie?

@STILLWATER

Are you a white boy groupie??

run! nuhu run !!!!

Does anybody know the Dollar-Naira rate

[quote author=Ebony-Silk link=topic=205278.msg3198568#msg3198568 date=1228774319]w/e. . . .keep gbadu-ing your blubbery thighs and complications of heart failure [/quote]They call me BIG POPPA. The mack of all macks.

[quote author=Ebony-Silk link=topic=205278.msg3198540#msg3198540 date=1228774003]Good. It wasn't me.
Na God dash me 5'6
Who dashed you 350 pounds?[/quote]A whole lot of double cheeseburgers and extra crispy chicken dash me 350 pounds.  

[quote author=Ebony-Silk link=topic=205278.msg3198509#msg3198509 date=1228773610]Is this a joke? What retard would be carrying a 5'6 afro on his head?
What am I asking again, this is Sweet Taiye we're talking about.
Perfectly normal to him [/quote]5"6?? who dash you 5"6'?? I've seen 5"6' midget before.

@poster

So your boyfriend got a bloody lip. That's what you get for messing with them orisa boys. I can help you get a cleaner orisa boy when i get to Lagos next week.  Just don't use your yeye western mentality chase him away.

[quote author=Ebony-Silk link=topic=205278.msg3198469#msg3198469 date=1228773238] Plz, they should even stop making them like you
What type of r/shp is that? Being with someone else and falling in love with another ?[/quote]You need to see my new Afro hairstyle, it's about as tall as your entire body.  

[quote author=Ebony-Silk link=topic=205278.msg3198469#msg3198469 date=1228773238] Plz, they should even stop making them like you
What type of r/shp is that? Being with someone else and falling in love with another ?[/quote]whatever, HATER !