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@Poster

My best friend better catch the bus.

@jennykadry

Shouldn't you be picking up after hubby?? Don't you have some beer to be wiped off the carpet?

@Busta

we are always right when we date, which men don't? Otherwise you won't date him. Wait till you say "I DO" then he go open show. That's when he start being forgetful like you don't even exist. He starts doing things like forgetting your new born baby at the hospital etc.

@Poster

I have a sense that your not telling us the whole story here. You knew the man was married before you had babies for him and now your fed up? Deal with it sweetheart, you made your bed and now your sleeping in it !!! IT DRIVES ME TO THE WALL WHEN WOMEN ACTS LIKE THEY WERE BLINDFOLDED WHEN THEY GET INVOLVED WITH A MAN. THEY SEE THE BOLD SIGNS AND LETTERS ON THE WALL AND YET THEY JUMP ON HIS DI CK. LATER THEM GO START CRYING HOLYFIRE!!

@Ariblaze

Are you from the SLAPAHOE tribe??

@Thoniaslim

wzup pumpkin? You saying something sweetheart?

@poster

It depends on my pocket. But if i found the one that i adore and I'm still in my present financial shape, it's whatever she wants but I'll put the cap at N2M ! It's a once in a lifetime kinda deal so i say ENJOY YOUR DAY, BABYGIRL!

@Coolier

Your friend is an Idiot!!! Do her mother a favor, next time she put her filthy hands on her CALL THE COPS !! She needs some psychiatric evaluations. What are the males in the family looking at??

@Poster

It's not a crime, she might even admire you for the confidence. Don't listen to Naijahaje, go for what pleases your eyes. A beautiful woman's heart is like jelly, they melt upon contact. Just don't be rowdy or foolish about it, chalk it up and let it flow. Every women like flow riders. Give it a shot, it might just be what the love doctor prescribed.

whatever man, it's too darn early to be arguing with someone. I dey go back to bed.

@Poster

In other words you are scared of approaching a lady. Look here bro'. There is nothing wrong in approaching a lady, it is not a crime. What if she doesn't show interest? She might be going through stuff. And you might be the dude to cheer her up. "You might be the medication her doctor ordered". You just never know a woman's heart, it's as deep as an Atlantic ocean. The only way to find out is by checking. Talk to her and if she is not in the mood, politely leave and compliment her.

Just in case you need a pick up line, here is one. Depending on what she is doing: carrying some weights, waiting for a cab or just walking along. If she is carrying stuffs, walk up to her and ask her if she needs some help? Tell her"A pretty Lady like you shouldn't be sweating like this, Do you mind if i help?".

If she is waiting for a cab, greet her politely without a handshake wait till she gets the cab and ask her if she doesn't mind you helping her get one. say this "Hey, sorry for the wait, it might be a little hard sometimes catching a cab around this neck of the woods, do you mind if i help"? Once you get the cab, introduce yourself and give her a soft handshake, trust me she will come back to that spot! Unless she is married or engaged.

If she is just walking by. slightly walk up to her and greet her (Hey, beauty queen, how are we doing today? etc etc). If she responds, follow up nicely by complimenting her saying "it would be a mistake if i didn't tell you how gorgeous you look in that dress, i really appreciate a good dress and a nice body to match it must be a top of the line kind of dress". If she doesn't respond to your kind words, forget it she is not interested or having a really bad day. But don't forget to compliment her as you leave. Good luck Buddy. Tongue Grin NEVER START A CONVERSATION WITH A LADY BY ASKING FOR HER PHONE NUMBER!!! THAT'S NO NO !

@welli

Ok, sister soldier calm your nerves. will ya? Just a lil' conversation but i forgot your just a typical nairalander. Sorry Pumpkin. Have a good day or night.

This question is a very hard one. because ones you fall in love with someone it's very difficult to say goodbye. But at the same time, finding out that your partner cheated on you re-defines the whole equation. Because no matter how nonchalant you are, continuing the relationship is like an accident waiting to happen. Your mind always goes back to the incident. So my thing is, talk to your partner about it and let them realize how much you care about them and how hard it will be continuing in the relationship and see if there can be a middle ground. BUT NO MATTER WHAT HAPPENS AVOID NAME CALLING AND ABUSIVE LANGUAGES, IT ONLY HELPS IF WE HAVE A FOND AND FRIENDLY MEMORIES OF A LOST RELATIONSHIP.

@welli

I guess you are in love, i don't blame you. It's like an alcoholic drink. But no need for repetition of questions, I'm sure for whatever question you got a Nairalander already asked just search for it and post your response or added questions. Nigerian problems are almost always similar so there is an existing thread for that question.

@4him

But don't you think Nigeria society will need some kind of Biotechnology in the nearest future as our society is getting complex and health care systems is getting worrisome. For example I believe there are many Nigerian men that will want to know the paternity results for their children.

A hairy chest?? what ? is he a monkey or what? or they no sell razors at the stores?

@4him

Any evidence, please? This is a BIG goal of mine and i only want constructive dismissal or support.

Hey my people, i have a dream of starting a Biotech Company in Nigeria in a short while. What do you think of its survival? Is DNA and Bio infos in effects in Nigeria yet?? Please feed me with info if you got any ideas as per Locations, supports or any informations. Thanks !

Dark skinned girls rules the world. No mulattoes, please !!

That guy called 2face must be very reckless and useless. He is creating so much problems for his future that no amount of song can solve. A typical Nigerian mentality - more money, more wives. A very stupid idea.

@Busta

Do you really need to reply to that?

Just kidding though, i just don't want you guys to be corrupting Ibkaye. I think she is in a bit of a rush.

@trooe

Yeah right, keep thinking your in love right now till that Negro brings out he's Negro nature then you will know love can be sad.

@Ibkaye

Love is sweet and sad. Don't let those small boys lie to you now. What would they know about love ??

If you have a reasonable topic, post it and let's all share a view. But if it's the same 'ol Bull crap like "She broke my heart, I broke her heart, He cheated on me, I cheated on her etc etc etc" Please keep that sh*t to you and your partner. Love no be by force. If she/he no gree, move the hell on and find your level. Don't be coming over here crying like a little baby.

@poster

You call them "Olomi, Onitemi, ololufemi or Iyalode".

@Poster.

If it's in English, say " I LOVE YOU BABYGIRL !!!! "

@poster

Why not?? What me and baby does is no body's business. They can look for all i care. It's an example for them to get their love life right. Done it before and will do it again and again and again.

@Poster

Chocolategirl of course !! No doubt, Nothing better than a chocolate skin.