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@Needlelady

Yeah working very hard, Pumpkin. 6 figures is not the goal on this side, we are taking about 8 figures. Keep looking though, them yahoo boys will soon call.

@Needlelady

You want 6 ft, 6 pack, 6 figures ?? Well i got all that except for the 6 figure but very very close. Now what do you have?? Show me some stats Babygirl !! Show me what you working with. some pic or something. waiting waiting.

@Bisibaby

Is that it?? You sounded like your house was on fire !! Gbeborun, leave your friend alone and let her decide on her own.

@African2

It's called Anti-lock Breaking system, it's usually used for treacherous road like rain or snow. What year is your car? I had the same problem with my 2007 Isuzu Rodeo and this was brand new. It turned out to be a wiring problem. The guy that did my oil change accidentally unplugged the switch from the socket. Mine is located very close to the firewall of the SUV in the hood. It's right behind the battery. If it's the wiring, it's just a simple plug-in that you need. If not, i hope you still have the warranty on the car, it should cover the repairs. You usually don't need them anyways if your primary breaking systems works fine. It's just an auxiliary breaking mechanism. Goodluck buddy!

Who is this cadet??


Is that morenike?? have you been banned again? You and your mouth self. Don't listen to these women here oh. Make sure the hymen is tight sharp sharp. Ok?

@Lady t

Very funny Lady Thug.

see all these women on this thread getting irate. Yeahhhh, You should have left your hymen alone instead of allowing rasaki to ransack it.

@Poster

Look here Bro'. Forget this girl and move on with dear life. If she has made up her mind, wish her luck and let her go. It's not that serious. Another thing is, there are 2 sides to a story and we have only heard one side. Maybe her side of the story might be slightly different from yours. We don't know how possessive you might have been with her in the past. But whatever the case may be "LET IT GO"!!

And why are you so much in a hurry to jump into another relationship ?? Asking for all these women's contacts is not the way to go. Process the break up in your head, digest it and search yourself to see what went wrong before hopping on another relationship. It will make you a better lover next time around.

I assume you are in Dallas right? Go out Bro'. Have some fun, Go to Dave and busters, six flags, Downtown Dallas, DMX Dance club(Go over there and grab you some booty). Leave that girl alone and get right.

@Poster

As good as having HIV/AIDS.

@Trooe

Was that a Dead Body on your profile ??

@Poster

In other words you are scared of approaching a lady. Look here bro'. There is nothing wrong in approaching a lady, it is not a crime. What if she doesn't show interest? She might be going through stuff. And you might be the dude to cheer her up. "You might be the medication her doctor ordered". You just never know a woman's heart, it's as deep as an Atlantic ocean. The only way to find out is by checking. Talk to her and if she is not in the mood, politely leave and compliment her.

Just in case you need a pick up line, here is one. Depending on what she is doing: carrying some weights, waiting for a cab or just walking along. If she is carrying stuffs, walk up to her and ask her if she needs some help? Tell her"A pretty Lady like you shouldn't be sweating like this, Do you mind if i help?".

If she is waiting for a cab, greet her politely without a handshake wait till she gets the cab and ask her if she doesn't mind you helping her get one. say this "Hey, sorry for the wait, it might be a little hard sometimes catching a cab around this neck of the woods, do you mind if i help"? Once you get the cab, introduce yourself and give her a soft handshake, trust me she will come back to that spot! Unless she is married or engaged.

If she is just walking by. slightly walk up to her and greet her (Hey, beauty queen, how are we doing today? etc etc). If she responds, follow up nicely by complimenting her saying "it would be a mistake if i didn't tell you how gorgeous you look in that dress, i really appreciate a good dress and a nice body to match it must be a top of the line kind of dress". If she doesn't respond to your kind words, forget it she is not interested or having a really bad day. But don't forget to compliment her as you leave. Good luck Buddy. NEVER START A CONVERSATION WITH A LADY BY ASKING FOR HER PHONE NUMBER!!! THAT'S NO NO !

I remember one time when my aunt in-law cooked for the whole family. She really thinks she can cook because her loving husband had been telling her lies about how well she cooks.

Anyways, she cooked for the whole family and it wasn't a day to forget. Some members of the Family were going to the bathroom every 10 minutes while others were using cold water to cool of their peppery tongue. At the end of the day my Dad said " Wow, what a wonderful food. we've never had it like that before!". ^{Yeah he got that right, he just forgot to add "that bad" to it.}

I remember one time when my aunt in-law cooked for the whole family. She thinks, she really can cook because her loving husband had been telling her lies about how well she cooks.

Anyways, she cooked for the whole family and it wasn't a day to forget. Some members of the Family were going to the bathroom every 10 minutes while others were using cold water to cool of their peppery tongue. At the end of the day my Dad said " Wow, what a wonderful food. we've never had it like that before!". ^{Yeah he got that right, he just forgot to add "that bad" to it.}

@D-Reloaded

Evil minded people.

That's why i sing that song.

"American woman, stay away from me", "American woman, stay away from me".

I'm writing a "How to cook for dummies" book. A nigerian version. Everything from Pounded Yam to Isi ewu to Egusi soup to a Sizzling fried rice. Even a precise egg boiling technique will be in the book. You can sign up for a free advance copy. Look for it in the fall.

@D-Reloaded




You are a clown. Every day will be a picnic for my wife or everyday at the beach. Unlike you that will beat her husband with yam pounder when he sleeps.

@Ibkaye

When did you get to Tokyo?? It seems like your debtors are really after you ! You better start considering Bankruptcy so you can rest in peace and not in places.

@Seun

I wasn't really a big fan of yours in the beginning but i have to hand it to you, Your doing a good job. Your innovations and ideas should make any business minded people proud. i have a suggestion for you though.

Have you looked into the ideas of getting sponsors? Or use your site to develop a web building consultancy? You might want to start thinking of diversification a bit. Good job, Partner

@Poster

What does it matter if she can't cook?? Her cooking does not define who she is. What is important is to have food on the table either be a Take out or homecooked. And since i know how to cook, it's no big deal. It means my Baby will be getting a lot of breakfast in bed. And if she is willing to learn, they sell "How to cook for dummies" book in the stores.

Sprint??

No wonder, a tired phone company. Even AT&T is better or Verizon !

@D-reloaded


What kind of Bootleg service provider is that ?? Of course you can block someones number from calling your phone ! It's called "Selective call acceptance" on my phone features.


*64 or something like that.

She is a frequent N'landers but as been MIA recently. I hope she is OK, just a little concern from an African Brother.

@Madamkoko

I'm sure there is a way to block his number from your phone. Either you check your phone's features or you call your service provider. I think it's obvious your still in love with him. It's not a crime, it's happened to the best of us before.

Some guys kill me sometimes. Why would you propose something as important as marriage on the phone. Would you kiss and cuddle with her on the phone too?? I tire oo !

@Madamkoko

Your post is kind of vague. But i'm thinking, he calls you for a Booty call. If that's the case and you already broken up with him, be blunt and tell him what you are worth. tell him you are not his toys and he should stop calling you for that. Also tell him that if he does not stop, you will get a new number and he will risk ever talking to you again.

But on the flip side, what kind of business are you doing that is so hard to change your numbers and notify your customers of the new number. ^{Please don't tell me it's the kind of business i have in mind.}

Another option is. Next time he calls start mentioning other guys name. Or get another guy to answer the phone. But the risk of that is he might come back and choke your @ss if he's the jealous and temperamental type. Goodluck.