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@Poster

Give him some P-funk !!!

@Poster

He might just be scared of Love portion, especially after he heard about what you did to your last boyfriend. That Negro is still waking up shouting your name, 5 years after you dumped him. I would be scared too.

@Poster

Give him some of that yickky stickky thing. And i can guarantee you his happiness.

I got a nomination but i have to get clearance first. But All the Nairaland Ladies are Bootifull ( Oops i mean beautiful ).

@Tope777
This is not the place to get a girlfriend. Women here are already taken they only logged on to get away from their Nagging or always-want-sex Boyfriend or Husband.

@Poster

I no know ooo. i guess because a virgin has never tasted a fat,slim, long,short, bent, straight, crooked or ashy rods. Some men like it fresh, like their food. But me i don't really care, past is old news. As long as we can maintain the present, it's all gravy !

@Thoniaslim

Keep a tab on him, make sure he's not on juice. Muscle juice dries up the Baby juice and he can all of a sudden become a 3 minute man.

@Thoniaslim

I ain't mad at ya, sugar plum. Whatever boat your floats. just make sure that he's performance measured up to the biceps.

@Thoniaslim

No pumpkin, i got it all figured out. I got what it takes to get any woman i want. with sizzling 6 pack to boot. I can't wait for summer. Everything around here starts with a 6.

@Jennykady

Take it easy now. It's a free world.

@Ibkaye

If a boy is as tall as you, he just needs to foRget it. HE'S A FREAKING MIDGET !!!!

@Thoniaslim

Is he a Boxer or just gym rat?? 6"06 is just a bit too much for me. 6'04 alone makes people point fingers in the crowd. Besides it's harder to maintain a toned muscles that tall. Now with 6'04, it all automatically comes with auto muscle toner.

If a girl is taller than me, then she has a problem. The only women taller than me plays women Basket ball wnba. And not all of them.

@Poster

Because their libido is off the chain.

@Thoniaslim

Your boyfriend is a baby Kevin Garnet if he ain't fat and if he's fat, he is a baby Andre the Giant. Anything more than 6'04ft is consider abnormal to me. They get dejected with weights. 6"04 is the best height ever.

@Deola

Get off this girl's case would ya. She said she is not married !! And if she is, well too bad.

@Angeleyes

That is such a good Question. It doesn't matter who broke it off, the only thing that matters is who messed up. So, do you think she should keep the ring even when they a couple of thousand worth??

I say the ring belongs to whoever paid for it. ^{Damn, i want my daggone ring back !!!}

@Ibkaye

I know babygirl, we dripping with game around this part.

@Sly

Who is eldee ?? I hope that is someone's profile.

@2black

Have you bought the ring yet??

Here is a classic. Make sure it's on a Saturday night. And make sure you have one of your brothers or buddies to hold flowers and hide somewheres until she say yes. Here is what to say.

"Hey sweetheart, You look really beautiful tonight. It's seems like everyday i see you, everyday you look better and brighter". Now hold her hand and say.

"Baby? I really thank my stars for bringing you into my life, i couldn't have wished for anyone better. You brighten my day. Babygirl, i know that i have a future but i can not imagine my life without you, you complete me, you make me whole. Will you be my wife?' Ones she says yes, grab her and seal the deal with a kiss.

MAKE SURE YOU LOOK SERIOUS AND EMOTIONAL AND ONLY PROPOSE AFTER DINNER. Goodluck, Oko iyawo.

I dey Go, awon onijogbon ti sign on.

Peace out y'all, No love around hia.

@Ibkaye

You Yoruba?? I thought you was Hausa !!

@Poster

My partner must have a plum Butt, Nice smile and very soft and warm. I'd give an arm and a leg for that.

@Lady T

And by the way "The older the berry, the sweeter the juice" !!

@Lady T






Only being a big brother and you threw me under the bus.

@Poster

Big as in high roller or big as in Big bones ??

@Ibkaye

Don't believe the hype. And besides i'm only a mentor.

@Poster

I wouldn't worry about that, he just wants you to be ripe well well, before plowing your yard.