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CelebritiesRe: The Weeknd To Sue Wizkid And Artistes That Trademark "Starboy" by Swiftboy(m): 10:27pm On Apr 02, 2018
I knew that imposter would think he owns the trademark when I heard his song last year. Wizkid have registered his label long before he ever start singing. Weekend better go to sleep. angry
PhonesRe: Tecno Camon CM: Specification, Review & Price by Swiftboy(m): 10:42am On Mar 28, 2018
harlos:
sweettease... smiles

she has become more beautiful right wink
Let s see her pictures.
PhonesRe: Tecno Camon CM: Specification, Review & Price by Swiftboy(m): 5:22pm On Mar 25, 2018
harlos:
elantraceey if you know her undecided
yes and sweettease
PhonesRe: Tecno Camon CM: Specification, Review & Price by Swiftboy(m): 3:45am On Mar 24, 2018
harlos:
swiftboy ayaya grin
who else have you run into lately?
PhonesRe: Tecno Camon CM: Specification, Review & Price by Swiftboy(m): 8:51am On Mar 22, 2018
harlos:
lost but found grin

how are you bro?
harlos oyoyo grin
CelebritiesRe: Davido Reacts To Wizkid’s New Pet Goat. by Swiftboy(m): 12:21pm On Mar 01, 2018
fagbohun4j:
The goat is not ordinary
says my instincts... Who knows its a ritual of some sort cos this is odd. Whiz kid on some ritual shit. Otherwise, this may is be a publicity stunt,you know this guys.
TV/MoviesRe: BBNaija: Tobi Bakre Reveals How Much He Earns Annually As Banker by Swiftboy(m): 3:30pm On Feb 28, 2018
[quote author=xxx710008 post=65444053][/quote]Àdmin please ban this scammer please am begging you.
PoliticsRe: Lagos PDP Kicks Against Yoruba Language Preservation And Promotion Law 2018 by Swiftboy(m): 9:06am On Feb 13, 2018
Laudable move! wink
PropertiesRe: Azuri Peninsula In Eko Atlantic Begins Construction! by Swiftboy(m): 5:09pm On Feb 07, 2018
Masama:
Who knows the process of getting a property there and the cost? A friend told me that celebrities like don jazzy and co are already getting properties at eko Atlantic city and I don't understand how they do it. I thought it will be completed first before people can be able to acquire properties there
Then you don't understand real estate investment.
PhonesRe: Tecno Camon CM: Specification, Review & Price by Swiftboy(m): 9:48am On Jan 31, 2018
sweettease:
It does bring back memories wink
Harlos my sweetheart cheesy
Forum games right?
harlos and the rest are lost! cry
PhonesRe: Tecno Camon CM: Specification, Review & Price by Swiftboy(m): 3:14pm On Jan 27, 2018
Remenber Idowuogbo , Jbluv55 ,harlos , 9icegees , and the longgest thread on Nairaland? if these names doesnt bring back your memery,guess its a mistaken identity of moniker . grin
sweettease:
No
PoliticsRe: Anti-Open Grazing Law: Mansur Dan-Ali, A Disgrace To Democracy - Benue APC by Swiftboy(m): 3:09pm On Jan 27, 2018
This is what you get from a government that has failed Nigerians already!
Technology MarketRe: EXPOSED Secret: The Bigger Boys New Method Of Importation. Part 2. A Must See!!! by Swiftboy(m): 3:00pm On Jan 27, 2018
Chai! where is Importexpert? over a year now, why are people leaving Nairaland? cry
PhonesRe: Tecno Camon CM: Specification, Review & Price by Swiftboy(m): 2:56pm On Jan 27, 2018
sweettease:
I was wondering why its cheaper than the CX until i realized Its a lower budget camon cx, the 4G band doesn't support Band 28 and 40 unlike the Cx, a little tweak to the flash, the metallic body, and other features you can almost miss and the CM was born. Not bad a bargain if you ask me
hello youq...remember me? grin
Forum GamesRe: ~<<The Last Person To Post In This Thread Wins>>~ by Swiftboy(m): 10:07pm On Jan 21, 2018
jamace:
Oh, the good old days. kiss
people have left NL cry
GamingRe: New & Cheap PC Games In Lagos,okota by Swiftboy(m): 9:52pm On Jan 21, 2018
PCHero:
Assuming your Starting at Cele , take a bus heading for AGO ,but before reaching drop at Tarred Road Bus stop, then Walk down to Aerol Hotel...The End!
Am a Google map local guide. Let me advertise for you on Google map. I can put your business there so it will be easier for you to be located. I collect a very cheap fee for doing this. Hope you are interested.? As for my games, hope you have pad?
PoliticsRe: Cattle Colonies In Nigerian States Begin Next Week – FG by Swiftboy(m): 7:41am On Jan 21, 2018
This is not fair at all.
Nairaland GeneralRe: Big Brother Naija Star, Tboss Has Stylishly Become An Instagram ‘beggar’ by Swiftboy(m): 7:24am On Jan 21, 2018
This is not fair on Tboss
Music/RadioHilarious Cover Of "One Hit" By Enochsings by Swiftboy(op): 2:15am On Jan 21, 2018
This song with an hilarious rendition by Instagram user called @Enochsings have elements of creativity and lyrical perfection even as he convered the original song titled 'one hit" by the legendary Nigerian producer and singer ; Cobham Asuoquo. Enjoy his ingenious rendition of his prayer song for God to give him inspiration to blow like Davido, Olamide and Wiz kid. grin

Enjoy


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XMtFW8Ms8QY
Music/RadioHilarious Cover Of "One Hit" By Enochsings by Swiftboy(op): 2:09am On Jan 21, 2018
This song with an hilarious rendition by Instagram user called Enochsings have elements of creativity and lyrical perfection even as he convered the original song titled 'one hit" by the legendary Nigerian producer and singer ; Cobham Asuoquo. Enjoy the prayer song.
CelebritiesRe: I Have Released Hit Songs After Leaving YBNL — Lil Kesh by Swiftboy(m): 5:34am On Jan 18, 2018
Yeah it's easy for You because you don't have to pay bloggers and radio stations for your songs to be played. That comes with being initially under YBNL
These artists that are lucky enough to get signed by people who believed in them think things are easy. Ask upcoming artists on the street... They will tell you just how hard it is. Even the industry make sure its the same faces we see up at the top year in year out.Real music are still underground.
GamingRe: New & Cheap PC Games In Lagos,okota by Swiftboy(m): 5:43pm On Jan 14, 2018
I stay in Okota, where exactly is your shop?
PCHero:
splinter cell Blacklist now available call\whatapp David 07037724809 or message him on facebook page https://www.facebook.com/pchero9ja/ ... Aerol Hotel , Olatunji idowu Street, Tarred Road , Okota , Lagos..
PoliticsLying Is Not Loving by Swiftboy(op): 9:43am On Jan 13, 2018
https://m.facebook.com/story.php?story_fbid=19770r84522307925&id=100000191901705

Lying is not Loving.

If you truly love Nigeria you would not lie about Nigeria. Ditto for Africa. But some folks tend to believe that the best way to demonstrate love for country is to ignore uncomfortable truths about that country. That's not love. That's delusion.

After Trump's (alleged) 'shithole' expletive against Africa, I personally had a shithole experience just yesterday. Guys, make no mistake about it, Nigeria is a shithole. But there's always hope.

As usual, there was no electricity (in 2018). My generator had problems which I had deferred fixing till yesterday. So a generator mechanic was fixing my generator for which he billed me #9k. I was frustrated with that bill but I had no choice because I needed to work.

As he began to get his hands dirty, I made my way to the filling station to purchase the product into my 10 litres Jerry Can. Alas! They would not sell PMS into jerry cans. All the filling stations I went to declined to sell into jerry cans, even NNPC.

So now, the Power Distribution Company is frustrating me; my generator is frustrating me; the mechanic gave me a frustrating bill and now the government would not sell available product to me just because I brought a jerry can (which I bought with my own money) citing some useless guidelines.

After scampering for fuel with no luck, I came back to NNPC. The story was the same. The young female attendant was adamant. When I wouldn't give up, she advised me to see her manager. I approached the manager and asked for a favour. He said it's no fault of his, that it's directive from above. At a point he got upset with my constant pleas.

Eventually, I told him that I could have patronized the Black Marketers who had approached me, but that I didn't want to do that so as to discourage their market. I told him that it is policies like NNPC's that create a booming market for black marketers. He wouldn't bulge. I didn't leave the station but hung around. After a while, he beckoned to me and directed an attendant to sell the product. I thanked him.

See the drama I had to go through just to get fuel to power my generator in order to do my legal work and earn a decent living IN AN OIL-RICH COUNTRY.

So, if Nigeria is not a shithole, what is?

Guys, let's not kid ourselves. You may not like Trump for what he is alleged to have said, but he spoke the ancient truth. Black Africa is stuck in the 'dark age'. Literally.

As for those condemning Trump, if USA or UK gives them free visas, accommodation and work in the poorest State in America/UK, they'd jump at it without a second thought. That alone proves Trump's point. Let's get serious.

Lying about our condition does not mean we are being hateful of our country. The first step to recovery is to accept the truth about your health.

#truthissacred
Selah.
CelebritiesRe: Lota Chuckwu Replies A Man Who Complimented Her Backside In Yoga Photo by Swiftboy(m): 5:47am On Jan 02, 2018
LuvU2:
The man hs no choice than to respect her every word. We all ve principles. Not everyone likes being sexualised.
You ladies are annoyingly belligerent! There is nothing wrong in being sexualised when you sexualised yourself. What she did up there is outright bullying. She does look sexy!
Jobs/VacanciesRe: My Nephew Got This Message From A Job He Applied For In The US From Nigeria by Swiftboy(m): 6:37pm On Dec 30, 2017
pimper24:
Dear applicant ,
CONGRATULATION
We received a mail from the Diplomat at the American Embassy
regarding your job in our hotel .Your Visa , Work Permit and
Employment Authorization Card . A higher Authorized Visa , Work Permit
and Employment Authorization Card has been approved so that you can
come here and start work with us in Spring Hill Hotel
Maryland U.S.A .
The Diplomat will send them to you through CARGO DELIVERY COURIERS
INTERNATIONAL today . He already registered for the transportation
and you need to pay US$250 to the delivery agency for the
transportation of the documents.

NOTE :
Contact the CARGO DELIVERY COURIERS INTERNATIONAL to inquire about the
transportation and delivery of your documents at

- Email: Courierservices.cargo@consulta nt.com

- Web: www.cargodelivery.us

He also said when you read from the CARGO DELIVERY COURIERS
INTERNATIONAL you should let us know . Please do inform us as soon as
you contact the Cargo Delivery Couriers agency or if you received an
email from the agency regarding the documents

Thanks and waiting
Scam.... Scram! Don't pay a dime.
NYSCUS Embassy Shared Inspirational Video By NYSC Honourary Awardees About Nigeria. by Swiftboy(op): 7:35pm On Oct 31, 2017
This cool video was shared on the US embassy's official website. It's an inspiring videos showing our unity in diversiTy as Nigerians. My take home message is... We should discuss solutions, not just the problem. Together we are stronger as one nation. �

Please help view, share and comment on this video to qualify for the US embassy video contest. Do share with your other groups
https://m.facebook.com/story.php?story_fbid=10155933582574874&id=29206219873
Nairaland GeneralRe: See The Python I Nearly Stepped On Last Night At My Backyard by Swiftboy(m): 6:27pm On Oct 29, 2017
Seun:
You could have kept it as a pet. smiley Small pythons are harmless to adults. They don't have any poison and aren't strong enough to strangle you.
At least it's good enough for a decent soup. Delicious meat � that is. �
RomanceRe: Man Cries For Help As Two Women In Bikini Twerk On Him Inside A Pool by Swiftboy(m): 5:50am On Oct 28, 2017
Lordygram:
Its not sexual harassment, the man is a fool, what stops him from telling them that he is not comfortable in that position? By the way, if i was the man, lord knows i will have threeeesome with the two ladies that day.....
And walk home with STD.
BusinessRe: My Personal Review Of Shoptomydoor by Swiftboy(m): 5:16am On Oct 21, 2017
Sir, am expecting an item from my customer in China, she's asking for shop to my door China warehouse phone number which is not on the website. Please help
Nduka193:
Hello Henry ... I hope that is your name ... Wow... I am blown away by your review. By the way, this is Nduka Udeh, President here at Shoptomydoor.

Its good to see people who are actual customers and who take their time to give constructive reviews and not other shipping companies masquerading as customers just to spoil our image because they cant beat our service. Thanks for the very constructive review.

Anyway, thanks for the review. Your issues have been noted and while you may not know, we have solutions for all this. Let me list your main points one by one and deal with the solutions that already exist besides each.

1) Not Been Notified When Items Arrive Your Warehouse - This was a bug in our site software and its been worked on now by our IT team. Its a simple fix that should be fixed in the next few days. Not a big issue. But even if you are not notified, our standard update time is 24 hours. So 24 hours after you get an email from Amazon or any company that your items have been delivered, when you log into your warehouse you should see the item. Once in a while, especially when we do promos, we get over whelmed with lots of orders and you may experience update delays. But typically in 24 hours your warehouse is updated.

2) Fluctuations in Billing Due to Naira - This is unfortunately something we can t do much about as we pay airlines and service providers in dollars. So we have to peg our service charge against the dollar, and update the exchange rate as it fluctuates. You will always get the same dollar amount, but the naira may vary as it fluctuates. My advise is to stock up on dollars for now, and pay in dollars which is always consistent. The best bet for a heavy shopper is to use your card to pay (either a naira or dollar card) as you will be billed against Visa/Master Card rates. This can save you a lot in the long run.

3) Wrong Declared Values - Not all shipments come with an invoice from the store when its delivered to us. So your warehouse personnel will typically estimate a value for customs purpose. Our platform allows you to easily change this. When you log into your warehouse, there is a link beside each shipment that says "If the values of any item is wrong, please upload invoices". I have attached an image of this for you to see. Once you upload your invoice, any wrong value is corrected within 24 hours.

You may ask why we do this. (1) For insurance - We have a 100% delivery guarantee that your items will be delivered intact or your money is refunded (item cost and full shippiing cost). Based on this, we have insurance on every single item shipped and the insurance company will insure only based on the declared value. So it makes sens e to ensure that at all times you have the correct item value declared. In the past, we allowed customers to enter the value themselves without invoice verification. We had customers with items worth $2000 entering $20. When an issue occured, and insurance requests to refund just $20, you can imagine what comes up. (2) Customs Purposes - We have had instances in the past where customs held some high value items and on contacting the customer to pay the extra requested duty, it became a problem cos they had declared wrong values.

So to be on the safe side and to avoid back and forth, we always enter what we feel is a reasonable estimate based on general web search. When you now feel the value is wrong, follow the procedure to have it corrected.

3) Actual Versus Chargable Weight - This is programmed into the system and its based on the same formular used by all shipping companies. Chargable Weight = L x W x H /139 and its the same with DHL and UPS and Fedex. You can google dimensional weight to see this. When packaging your items, note that boxes are used and items are not thrown like that into the plane. So the final packaged weight may differ slightly from weights you see online. To combat this and to be sure customers know they actual shipping cost even before shopping, we have the "Item Quote Tool" online that enable you to enter the actual item and a shipping cost is displayed. For these, if there is any difference, we guarantee not to charge you more than the quote shows.

4) $3.29/Pound Advertised Rate - This is a special rate been advertised strictly and for just US residents, and not for every one. We have typically restricted our business to shoppers from Nigeria but have decided as of June to open up to US residents with the special discounted rate. Please read the page well. This rate applies only to customers living in the US sending their items to us direct from their house or coming into our US warehouse to drop it off. For those shopping online from a store and sending direct to us, the rate can be seen open and clear for various weights by going to our "Get a quote tool". Our base rate for all others can be seen from the get a quote tool and is automated into the warehouse. It is still better than any rate you will get from any shipping company serving Nigeria that offers the quality of service we strive to offer. Yes, you may get a few cheaper that our rate for shoppers, but be sure there is no money back guarantee, no online view of your items, no online payment, may be no customer service at all. You really get what you pay for and to offer quality service, our cost has to be reasonable (but not expensive).

I hope this answers your pressing questions.

Go ahead, try other companies but l am 100% certain that you will return. We continue to look at comments from customers like you and constantly implement solutions to solve these and other issues you may encounter.

Let me know if you have any further questions.

Best Regards,
Nduka Udeh.
President/CEO - Shoptomydoor.com
CelebritiesRe: Hilarious: Young Actress, Blessing Ambrose Vs Fake Genieve Nnaji. by Swiftboy(op): 2:23pm On Sep 18, 2017
grin

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