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Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Dangote Vacancies For Drivers A Big Slap On Nigerian Graduates by swiftycool(m): 9:33am On Aug 03, 2012
samguru: just flipping through Guardian newspaper and saw an advert from Dangote group,seeking for graduate drivers,it was stated the drivers will be driving trucks and the qualifications must be B.sc,HND,OND or NCE

what has Nigeria turned to

Why not say same about those working in mtn, etisalat, glo etc as customer service agents, even bankers and air hostesses sef. Other countries employ highschool cert holders 4 all these jobs but in Naija its only 4 graduates. If u can't see anything wrong with those there's no big deal bout Dangotes
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Dangote Group: Graduate Trainee Driver Job Vacancies by swiftycool(m): 9:06am On Aug 03, 2012
In the UK most bankers are merely colledge school graduates, call centre agents, air hosts/hostesses and customer care personel are high school/college graduates or mostly even drop outs, shoping mall atendants and customer service assistants don't even need beyond primary school education, yet in Naija all these jobs are specifically graduate positions. So what's the big deal about graduate drivers? Don't u guys know Nigeria is full of graduates in various jobs than can even be handled better by secondry school graduates? Abeg no be new thing, most degrees in Naija are a waste sorry to say.

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Politics / Re: Happy 60th Birthday To Namadi Sambo by swiftycool(m): 8:45am On Aug 03, 2012
undecided erm. . . . . Who is he actually?
Properties / Re: Affordable low cost housing Option For Lagosians by swiftycool(m): 8:19am On Aug 03, 2012
We can supply your required materials for you to build by yourself if you have your architect and building team or design and supervise the build using our materials produced in our factory. We would specifically like imputs from Architects interested.

Properties / Re: Affordable low cost housing Option For Lagosians by swiftycool(m): 8:12am On Aug 03, 2012
Please let's know your opinion or reservations for this options, our team include experienced specialists in design and specifications for low cost housings as well as coporatives. We are presently doing this survey to see the reaction of Lagosians so that we would know its acceptability or otherwise.
Properties / Re: Affordable low cost housing Option For Lagosians by swiftycool(m): 7:45am On Aug 03, 2012
Completed and presently Inhabited

Properties / Re: Affordable low cost housing Option For Lagosians by swiftycool(m): 7:41am On Aug 03, 2012
And

Properties / Re: Affordable low cost housing Option For Lagosians by swiftycool(m): 7:39am On Aug 03, 2012
More, showing raw builds

Properties / Re: Affordable low cost housing Option For Lagosians by swiftycool(m): 7:35am On Aug 03, 2012
Here are some pics, using laterite bricks

Properties / Affordable low cost housing Option For Lagosians by swiftycool(m): 9:05am On Aug 02, 2012
Our company is new in Lagos developing alternative and very cost effective building solutions for those who cannot afford the luxury of todays architect's and builders construction specifications. We present to you a cost effective solution by using stabilized laterite as well as clay bricks for building both external and internal partition walls. We have been operational in other parts of the country but wish to bring this solutions to Lagosians. Mind u the compressive strength analysis of this method has been carried out in two federal universities and found to be stronger than the usual sandcrete blocks as well as approved by relevant bodies.
Please we'd like your feed back on what u think about these and if u might be interested.

Happy viewing
Properties / Re: Current Prices Of Building Materials In Nigeria by swiftycool(m): 8:20am On Aug 02, 2012
Laterite and clay bricks available at N40 in Lagos and Ogun state. If u don't mind affordable building solutions- 40% reduction in building cost.
Travel / Re: Important Advice To Students Coming To The UK by swiftycool(m): 5:27pm On Aug 01, 2012
Sir P!:
@justwise What do you mean by 'counterfeit goods'? Cos most of our Nigerian guys have fake Louis Vuitton, Gucci clothing grin So please explain so folks are not confused

It means police may catch u & ur peeps in UK for wearing those Aba made designer imposters clothes! Simples grin
Car Talk / Re: 25 Rules For Driving In Lagos by swiftycool(m): 3:14pm On Aug 01, 2012
grin grin grin Good one! Might I also add a few

26. Always drive with ur full light at night, all uncoming cars would blind you with theirs as well anyways angry

27. After any two cars clash in an accident the driver who cannot show a higher level of "craze" is judged guilty irrespective of who actually is at fault.wink

29. Putting a L sign on ur car is just an attraction of bully drivers, don't do it u will be totured! undecided

30. If u are waiting for cars with right of way to finish or stop and allow u join traffic from a connecting road, U might as well be prepared to wait forever, just block everybody till they have no choice but to let u go. grin

31. If you are sensitive to heavy abuses and curses, make sure ur AC is working so u can wind up and play some loud music (try MI-undisputed) if not the rain of 'thick' curses and abuses from frustrated lagos drivers alone could actually kill a young child! Honestly shocked

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Celebrities / Re: Snoop Dogg Is Now Snoop Lion, Says He Is Bob Marley Reincarnated by swiftycool(m): 2:20pm On Aug 01, 2012
Him no like snoop he-goat? That wuda suited him imo
Romance / Re: Things To Do With Your Girlfriend When You Don't Have Money by swiftycool(m): 8:53pm On Jul 31, 2012
Hmmmm,I know, how about using her to make money grin
Try okija

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Celebrities / Re: Charly Boy Posing Dead In A Coffin by swiftycool(m): 5:13am On Jul 22, 2012
Charly man is So Desperate for attention, since he can't really sing. undecided smh
Business To Business / Re: Contractors, Builders: We sell Clay,laterite,sharp,plasta, by swiftycool(m): 5:21am On Jul 20, 2012
Hi Razor can u please give me an estimated cost of 30tonnes of good quality clay soil supplied to a location in Alagbado area of Lagos. Cheers
Travel / Re: Life Of A Nigerian Hustler In Picture by swiftycool(m): 6:39pm On Jul 19, 2012
chucky234: Guy e be like say na to join you for UK O! Atleast free school,no Boko Haram and I go still dey see some bend down select for charity shop no wahala.

Seriously if we are to succeed in this country opportunities are abound everywhere,we just need to identify them and act.
Anything you sell in Nigeria will generate funds and there are many businesses you can start with as low as 30k with good returns,people need to be creative.
Oh u just made my day, very true. Seun where is the "love" button
Travel / Re: Life Of A Nigerian Hustler In Picture by swiftycool(m): 6:24pm On Jul 19, 2012
Godogwu:

Please in which abroad can a cleaner afford a three bedrooms en after ten years, who even told you it's easy for them to save? Is virtually impossible even if that person has two to three cleaning jobs......and there are many factors that come to play in the kind of three bedroom that cleaner is affording.....probably one in some ghetto area where they'd be paying 300-600 dollars a month if they can even afford it...

Not true, my landlord in the Uk was a fulltime day cleaner at Shell and a weekend cleaner at Aberdeen airport and he owned one 2bedroom flat in middlefield and another 2bedroom flat in Torry where he and his wife a city mall cleaner lived with their baby
Properties / Re: SOLD!!!Beautiful 1283sq metres, Corner Piece Land 4 Sale In Portharcourt ( pics) by swiftycool(m): 10:14am On Jul 19, 2012
[size=37pt]sold!!![/size]
Thanx everyone its been sold 4 5m! Byebye smiley
Religion / Re: Prosperity Gospel - Questions by swiftycool(m): 12:14am On Jul 15, 2012
The charge of every ministry is to go out into all d world to preach the gospel. With the new age in technology, this is made easier through the internet, satelite broadcast and other like means. The cec new year program was broadcast live to hundreds of countries with translations in some cases in real time.

If u can ask anyone in the media how much it costs to pay for a world wide live broadcast per minuite perhaps u would understand how much the church expended 4 the purpose. It runs into millions of dollars and is not sponsored by coke, guiness, nike etc, but by free givings of d members of the congregation.

As said b4 the pricing strategy was to ensure orderliness and I must add what u are desperate to hear AS WELL AS RAISE some of the MONEY for this broadcast. A lot of people value being at the main arena and would gladly pay for it knowing dat this donation would as well go to the broadcast. Hence I believe it was justified
Politics / Re: PDP Governorship Candidate Airhiavbere Loses In His Unit by swiftycool(m): 10:01pm On Jul 14, 2012
EDO state sets the pace! People voting for their future and not selling their conscience. Am not from Edo but am mighty proud of every EDO person who has said no to pdp trash! Una welldone
Politics / Re: 4 Die In Ologbo River Whilst Transporting Election Materials by swiftycool(m): 9:54pm On Jul 14, 2012
dontap: It has be confirm by the independent TV that one INEC official and a police man drown to death in ologbo river in ikpoba okha local government Edo state during today july 14 2012 in Edo governorship election

What is wrong with your comprehension op, how many people actually died? From ur post it states two while the adendum states 4. Pls edit asap or are u from Uniport? undecided
Politics / Re: Edo Gubernatorial Election - Live Updates by swiftycool(m): 8:04pm On Jul 14, 2012
mofuflex: Oshiomole on the lead, this result as collated from various polls. "Latest results: Idia college ACN 7923, PDP 262. Emotan College ACN 7263, PDP 169. Oluku ACN 1010, PDP 33. Uwelu Maternity ACN 661, PDP 36. Emokpai pry sch ACN 1280, PDP 182. Auchi Poly ACN 178, PDP 18. Ora Adolo ACN 152, PDP 21. Urhokpota ACN 235, PDP 37. Adolor ward 3 ACN 122, PDP 17. Greater tomorrow ACN 823, PDP 91. Esigie pry sch ACN 772, PDP 168. Uroma Pry sch ACN 261, PDP 216. Western boys ACN 2370, PDP 208"

grin grin grin

Celebrities / Re: Pictures Of "Hot" Celebrities Without Makeup by swiftycool(m): 6:58pm On Jul 14, 2012
TYra Banks

Romance / Re: Pls Advise. by swiftycool(m): 10:17am On Jul 14, 2012
beylinko:
Explore wat? A bird in hand is worth more than 20 in d bush.
@op,take ur time n learn 2 understand ursev. Set ur prorities right n d reasons u want a relationship.is it because odas do it,u r lonely,peer presure e.t.c. Always remember,u dnt learn how 2 shoot a gun on d battlefield,ur preparation starts now.

U make plenty sense jor, thumbs up!
Politics / Re: Perm Sec: Patience Jonathan’ll Serve In Absentia, Earns No Pay – Spokesman by swiftycool(m): 9:04am On Jul 14, 2012
Bayelsa state; a very unique state that reeks of abject incompetence, indiscipline and clulessness of leaders from Alams to Lucky Joe to Dickhead. Am not surprised when a state that believes more in share luck than dedicated hard work heralds something as dumb as this.lucky dullards. SMH
Celebrities / Re: Pictures Of "Hot" Celebrities Without Makeup by swiftycool(m): 1:11am On Jul 14, 2012
Janet jackson

Celebrities / Re: Pictures Of "Hot" Celebrities Without Makeup by swiftycool(m): 12:46am On Jul 14, 2012
Ini Edo

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Education / Re: Nigeria Tops Examination Malpractice Index World-wide by swiftycool(m): 12:07am On Jul 14, 2012
AK 48: Yea,I don't agree with you,after all the malpractice as u put it,we still go out to america n london to be their best graduating student.how come?

I think this story is over exergerated

Well unfortunately the actually best students not involved in the so called malpractices often come out as average because of overwhelming cheating of dullards to score higher grades above them.
Hence many Nigerians can only truly prove their worth abroad where all is fair.

No wonder many top Naija students are constantly disgraced while the ones labelled as average from the country actually come out Outstanding in other stricter countries. Am a witness

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