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Education / Re: Nigeria Tops Examination Malpractice Index World-wide by swiftycool(m): 11:52pm On Jul 13, 2012
No wonder Naija is filled with so many unemployed "UNEMPLOYABLE GRADUATES" yet dey blame govt. 4 no jobs instead. Pity
Romance / Re: I Lied About Not Having A Job And He Ran by swiftycool(m): 9:03am On Jul 11, 2012
First time am hearing this occurence from a girl and it seems so exciting, this kind of stories with the guy as subject occurs everyday and has actually become sort of a cliche. If it had been the other way round girls would have been attacking the guy 4 being dishonest like on some thread wayback! Shior
Sports / Re: About The Eagle! by swiftycool(m): 9:49pm On Jul 07, 2012
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Business / Re: Ghanaian Government Closes Nigerian Businesses In Accra. by swiftycool(m): 11:24am On Jul 07, 2012
femary2: Forget about this favourable business conditions.All these talks that companies are folding up and moving to Ghana is trash.Where is the market in Ghana?Go there and see.Nigeria has the biggest market in sub-saharan Africa.Business is all about market.

Many manufacturers are looking for the cheapest cost of production that's y they R relocating. Ghana has constant light so manufacturers produce in Ghana instead of spending high costs on diesel so they can then market anywhere. This relocation has cost many Nigerians their jobs especially graduates.
Business / Re: Ghanaian Government Closes Nigerian Businesses In Accra. by swiftycool(m): 9:49am On Jul 07, 2012
teefoley: @rossikk, am not saying ur theory of people leaving a saturated econmy to a less saturated one is wrong, but in this situation, that's not the case.I bet you are not a businessman or you don't even reside in NIgeria there's nothing saturated in Nigeria as of now. As a Nigerian businessman, u find that everything is working against ur business. And that's enough reason to even want to consider relocating ur business to other contries with better business environment and I think that's what is cahing people to Ghana. Not ur textbook theory.

Correct! Exactly my point before that daft bigboyk started talking shit! Besides Nigeria and Nigerians have over the years contributed greatly to making dat place called ghana conducive for business and for those ghanian ingrates! That said I still blame Naija leaders 4 not crating d same environment and taking this kind of stand in Naija.
Business / Re: Ghanaian Government Closes Nigerian Businesses In Accra. by swiftycool(m): 9:03am On Jul 07, 2012
bigboyk: For God's sake, who says Nigeria supplies Ghana with electricity? That misconception is highly unintelligent. Please google lake Volta and the Akosombo dam. I hate unintelligent talks. The issue is, we want you to leave. You say we are poor, ugly and black, yet you can't leave our country. Ghanaian men are handsome, check out my profile pix. No wonder Naija girls can't get enough of me.

Ok maybe Nigeria doesn't supply finished power to little ghana anymore but I believe it is wise for you to find out how ur country's energy needs were provided from 1970s till d late 1990s and which country mostly supported it. Also while at it find out which country singlehandedly supplies all the gas ghana uses to run its hydro-power dam in order to provide ur electricity till date.

As per ur rantings of Naija to leave Ghana, I asure u the outcome would be devastating if we severe diplomatic ties, it would be like NEpA took light.

While carrying out these assignments I've given u, also try to get some honest people to tell u d truth about ur looks, Boy u R UGLY as 4UCK! Kai shocked

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Business / Re: Ghanaian Government Closes Nigerian Businesses In Accra. by swiftycool(m): 7:10am On Jul 07, 2012
Nigeria needs to learn from Ghana! Am impressed by the way they make a strong stand to protect their nation and economy by setting strict financial standards to ensure they get only the best foreigners! Nigeria has proven to be a big fool due to its acceptance of corruption and low standards!

Gradually Ghana is taking our bests in terms of human resources, industries and medium/large scale businesses due to Naijas stupid policies and poor infrastructural development. Within the last 15years thousands of small scale businesses from Nigeria moved to Ghana just because of stable ELectricity which ironically was supplied from Naija. Many of these have later grown to large and medium scale companies employing ghanians. Also Big companies like Unilever, Michelin, Dunlop etc have transferred a larger chunk of their capital to Ghana where manufacturing is cheaper due to constant electricity alone.

Many of foreign based Nigerian graduates who happen to be the best brains or with outstanding experience from unis and companies across d UK, US, canada etc but unfortunately couldn't go for NYSC programme were gladly accepted into great jobs by Ghana, SA, ivorycoast etc to help develop their nation while Nigeria incriminates them.
Yet Nigeria opens boarders to housegirls, shoemakers and ashawos from Ghana in exchange. Let Naija keep being stoopid and Ghana would surely overtake them soon
Celebrities / Re: Pictures Of "Hot" Celebrities Without Makeup by swiftycool(m): 8:07pm On Jul 06, 2012
Okeke_Christian:

You only posted two "BEFORE" photos...
Pls where is the "AFTER" own?

The one where she looks like a ghost with golden lips is the after, while the one with very slight almost invisible make up is d before pix na grin
Celebrities / Re: Pictures Of "Hot" Celebrities Without Makeup by swiftycool(m): 2:19pm On Jul 06, 2012
Mercy Johnson

Health / Re: 40 And Bedwetting by swiftycool(m): 1:54pm On Jul 06, 2012
israel ben-zion:
I had a neighbour who bed-wet into her 20s. When she was taken for treatment, it was stated that her bladder was too weak to hold urine for long. That's why once urine gathers in considerable volume in her bladder, d urge is for the bladder to release it as fast as possible.
She was given drugs and that was d end of d story.

Uuuuh does she have a small bladder too shocked women with small bladders are HoTTT. grin
(Hank main charcter Carlifornication season 2)
Celebrities / Re: Pictures Of "Hot" Celebrities Without Makeup by swiftycool(m): 1:33pm On Jul 06, 2012
Ybutterfly: ^^^^^^^^^abeg OOOOOOOOOOO^^^^^^^^^^^^^^

Na wettin grin grin grin
Celebrities / Re: Pictures Of "Hot" Celebrities Without Makeup by swiftycool(m): 7:40pm On Jul 05, 2012
I got a better picture of goldie, at least it the one she planned 4 u guys to see. What d'u think?

Crime / Re: 12 Yr Katsina Pupil Steals To Remain In School by swiftycool(m): 4:43pm On Jul 05, 2012
andyanders: Out of hunger to go to school, he did what he did.

From ur statement it seems he's justified for what he did based on the reason.
So we can say, Out of hunger to feed his family, Anini robbed a bank
Or
Out of hunger to provide for his family Sergent Rogers joined Abachas hit squad to kill Kudi Abiola!

Its likely the boy might grow up beliving crime is not bad if its for a good cause . . Right?

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Crime / Re: 12 Yr Katsina Pupil Steals To Remain In School by swiftycool(m): 4:29pm On Jul 05, 2012
I see a great future in this boy! Imagine being sensible enough to know the value of stolen scrap at age 12, imagine what he can steal by age 22 grin
Health / Re: 40 And Bedwetting by swiftycool(m): 4:17pm On Jul 05, 2012
ACM10:

Can u roll condom on a flabby di!ck? You are joking, right? If not, your comment is ridiculous

well maybe he can perhaps w@nk a bit first lipsrsealed
Health / Re: 40 And Bedwetting by swiftycool(m): 4:16pm On Jul 05, 2012
ACM10:

Can u roll condom on a flabby di!ck? You are joking, right? If not, your comment is ridiculous
shocked shocked grin grin
NYSC / Re: Picture Of MBGN Isabella Ayuk In Her NYSC Uniform by swiftycool(m): 3:23pm On Jul 05, 2012
slidesorter: MY BABE FINE PASS THIS CHICK.....

Mine too and even smarter cheesy

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Health / Re: 40 And Bedwetting by swiftycool(m): 3:18pm On Jul 05, 2012
shocked Hmmm and I thought pampers for adults was a bad business venture! Need to call my contacts asap. cool
Nairaland / General / Re: Ghanaian Govt Chasing Us Out, Lament Nigerian Bizmen by swiftycool(m): 2:06pm On Jul 05, 2012
I guess its some form of retaliation for our" ghana must go" campaign of the past. Nigerians are blessed with the gift of expansion and prosperity and if Ghana wants us out its their loss! I pray God would forgive Naija and give us leaders that could transform the environment to enable our industrious compatriots remain and help to prosper the Land!
Ghana and all other hater nations can GO AND DIE!!!
Romance / Re: Him Or Me? by swiftycool(m): 7:58am On Jul 05, 2012
fluid26:

@slimyem: I may be wrong, but, from the ''tales-by-moonlight'', I can infer that it's a university off-campus setting...self-contained apartments. The boy should be a h.orNy neighbour who drills her occasionally undecided . He could be her spare tyre. undecided

@lilmizgood: it's obvious the disease has eaten deep into your system. Ur folks have wasted money sending you to school. Sometimes I wonder if your persistent blundering is deliberate angry . Or, perhaps, you just can't help it...no matter how hard you try. undecided

You couldn't have said it better! dem Silly children with no shame so she had to settle 4 horn.y neighbour SMH

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Car Talk / Re: Memories Of Your First Car by swiftycool(m): 6:21am On Jul 05, 2012
Mine was a peugot 406, very cute and efficient. I got it at next to nothing from my cousin when I first got to Aberdeen but rarely used it due to parking costs where it was most needed, since bus services for me then as a student were very efficient and cheap. I tried selling it on gumtree and ebay after a year to reduce my expenses on road tax, insurance and mot but coulnt get a buyer till all got expired. And since we didn't have a garrage in the house and I couldn't find anyone to dash, I had to give it up to a lowbed guy taking it to a scrap yard for a measely £70.

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Romance / Re: Ladies,signs That Your Guy Might Never Propose To You by swiftycool(m): 5:48pm On Jul 04, 2012
horny4u: Date many men.....not sex many men..

After 2 years no proposal dump his freaking a$$
So if u date up to 7 without a proposal u jump off, that's 14yrs of being stupid due to impatience. Besides I've heard a girl is able to keep pretending for up to two years just to get what she wants, so I guess dis suits perfectly. Don't mean to sound rude but this advise sounds dumb and its d reason y many mamas are single even @34 undecided

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Celebrities / Re: Which Female Musician Do Girls Love Most? by swiftycool(m): 5:27pm On Jul 04, 2012
kulyie: Locally- asa,internationally-whitney houston
Bros chose one dats alive na
Celebrities / Re: Pictures Of "Hot" Celebrities Without Makeup by swiftycool(m): 7:16am On Jul 04, 2012
Chika Ike

Celebrities / Re: Pictures Of "Hot" Celebrities Without Makeup by swiftycool(m): 10:10pm On Jul 03, 2012
Rita Dominic

Celebrities / Re: Pictures Of "Hot" Celebrities Without Makeup by swiftycool(m): 10:08pm On Jul 03, 2012
Rihanna

Celebrities / Re: Pictures Of "Hot" Celebrities Without Makeup by swiftycool(m): 9:01pm On Jul 03, 2012
One_Naira: Tonto Dike look decent. Better even
Genevive Nnaji eeh managable
Omotola chei!!

Oyinbo chicks Tufiakwa for ajo ife

Nicki minaj eeh manageable
Beyonce Chei!!

Golden when was she ever hot? makeup or no makeup that girl wowo pass her mama

But Beyonce no too bad na, as per goldie so does it mean all those her sexy shots on mags and posters were all photoshoped?
Celebrities / Re: Pictures Of "Hot" Celebrities Without Makeup by swiftycool(m): 10:54am On Jul 03, 2012
Tonto Dike

Celebrities / Re: Pictures Of "Hot" Celebrities Without Makeup by swiftycool(m): 7:26am On Jul 03, 2012
Genevive!

Celebrities / Re: Pictures Of "Hot" Celebrities Without Makeup by swiftycool(m): 7:22am On Jul 03, 2012
Omotola!

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