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Politics / Re: SPOTLIGHT: Meet Gbadebo Rhodes-vivor, The Lagos LP Guber Candidate Seeking To Re by swiftycool(m): 12:34pm On Mar 13, 2023
He started politics 6years ago 😲 interesting!
But before that he must have worked somewhere or is that information not important? What was he doing for the 9 yrs after graduating from School of Architecture before venturing into politics? Or was it all activism?
Religion / Re: Just Like The Biblical Joseph, Have You Ever Turned Down A Sexual Advance? by swiftycool(m): 10:15am On Mar 13, 2023
I did and I was ridiculed, abused and made fun of, blackmailed by both guys and ladies. especially the ladies.

My life was made so unbearable till I decided to avoid the area and stopped being friends with those people.
I learned quite early that you will be blamed as a man for either taking advantage of or rejecting a woman's sexual advances.
But as men we just have to soldier on unlike women.

SAD Fact of life

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Politics / Re: Lagos LP Governship Candidate Hon Chinedu Gbadebo Can Not Speak Yoruba Language by swiftycool(m): 9:28am On Mar 13, 2023
Nwaetche:
Speaking vernacular is not a prerequisite for being a governor.

Tinubu speaks yoruba in the day and milk lagosians at night with his Alfa-Beta.

Lagos is a cosmopolitan city and not your backwater kwara state!

The most important attestation is GRV has a pedigree and also a scion of the storied Rhodes-Vivour clan of Isale Eko.

What is sanwo-olu or Tinubu's pedigree accept being members of structure of criminality breeding Agberos and urchins everywhere.



Gbedebo Rhodes-Vivour is a true Lagosian and a true Omoluabi.

Princess Abiodun Islamiyat Oyesfusi is a princess of the ancient kingdom of Ikorodu Lagos.

Both Gbedebo and Princess Abiodun Islamiyat Oyesfusi are running under LP as governorship and deputy governorship candidate respectively.

Obidients as true patriots will help this exemplary Omuluabis win the Lagos back to the indigenes and residents.

We must not allow these migrants urchins to deceive true Lagosians and patriotic residents from voting GRV and the amiable Princess running under the LP flag.

LAGOS is POssible, a prosperous Lagos is POssible.

Èkó E dìde!!



Only a bastard would stop a son of the soil from speaking Vernacular in his own supposed homeland!!!
Everything you said would have made sense if you didn't use that derogatory term imposed on us by the colonialists in order to make us 2nd class citizens in our country.
Can you mandate a British person to speak Yoruba in Yoruba land or Igbo in Igbo land or worse still go to their own countries and refer to their own language as the local dialect in order for you to dominate?

I understand that Gbadebo is fluent in Igbo yet cannot flow in Yoruba language. So riddle me this, how does he intend to interact with the local Lagos market women? The local artisans,, the danfo drivers, the omo oniles, the obas and baales It means only the Igbos in Lagos would be able to have a real heart to heart discussion with the Lagos state Governor. Even in the UK you have to do an English language test to qualify for work permits and an extended English exam in order to become a citizen.

I am not against Gbadebo as a person and I respect his personality a lot, I am pro LP at national level but when it comes to Lagos, me and many others who voted LP at national level would rather vote APC, PDP or ADC.

Lagos IS YORUBA LAND and even if the governor is Igbo should be able to communicate perfectly in Yoruba!
Yoruba Ronu!!!
Politics / Re: Can Bola Tinubu, Nigeria’s Ailing Kingmaker, Win The Presidency? - AL JAZEERA by swiftycool(m): 1:15pm On Jan 31, 2023
The colonial masters yet again are about to renew the orchestration of another 8years of slavery in Nigeria by ensuring their interest are protected in Nigeria's next election.

Hear this! The west would never support anyone who has genuine capabilities and a true interest of the advancement of the nation Nigeria at heart.

It is convenient for them to have a manager who really has no solid development track record on ground, a stand alone figure head at the elms of affairs in Nigeria. This leader would pay salaries, cut down drastically on spendings, prevent corruption BUT give the foreign investors with a desire to plunder and pillage our resources through dubious trade relationships a free hand to operate.

The problem we have in Nigeria is basically infrastructural development. Nigerians being resourceful and fearless people would excel a hundred times than today if power, infrastructure, transportation, healthcare and education issues sorted out.

Only a government with this well planned for with a realistic road map showing how and when they would be achieved by outlining various milestones for successive governments to follow through is best for Nigeria. This cannot be achieved by the wisdom of one man who is assumed to be a messiah but it's a task for him and a team of well versed and experienced individual with good track records to work towards the goal.

The problem Nigeria has is not really the money the senators and legislators are getting, because of a truth Nigeria is actually richer than Lybia in resources which could afford crazy payments for it's government officers as well as all it's citizens before the west came in to destroy that.

Let's identify the personality that has a track record to be trusted to grow our infrastructure and wealth profile as a nation in the next four years and let's vote without bias.
Beware! *Not all that glitters is gold! May God guide us
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Pets / Re: 8 Dangerous Dog Breeds Think B4 U Venture by swiftycool(m): 8:23pm On May 22, 2020
spinna:
That great dane looks demonic..and the Bull Mastiff pic looks more like a boerboel

I guess this is a better picture smiley

Pets / Re: 8 Dangerous Dog Breeds Think B4 U Venture by swiftycool(m): 8:14pm On May 22, 2020
spinna:
That great dane looks demonic..and the Bull Mastiff pic looks more like a boerboel

Talking about Demonic Now that Tibetan Mastiff looks DEMONIC to me. Yikes
Pets / Re: 8 Dangerous Dog Breeds Think B4 U Venture by swiftycool(m): 8:00pm On May 22, 2020
Bullmastiff
Now, what do you get when you cross a boxer and a great dane? The Bullmastiff. They are large and have imposing figures on a lot of creatures. Although the bullmastiff can be very dangerous in general, it’s the males that you have to watch out for.

Male Bullmastiffs tend to weigh up to 130 pounds. So if you manage to own one, it is very important to train them for them to be obedient dogs. Just like the Boxers, Bullmastiffs are also natural guard dogs so you can expect them to be aggressive. There have been 2 incidents of Bullmastiff attacks on humans back in 2014. One of which killed a 13-year old boy in New Jersey after escaping.

I own one of these his name is Bruno.
Thanks for stopping by �

Pets / Re: 8 Dangerous Dog Breeds Think B4 U Venture by swiftycool(m): 7:56pm On May 22, 2020
Boxer
Boxer dogs are descendants of hunting dogs, so naturally, that also makes them a hunting dog. Back in World War I, boxer dogs were utilized as guard and attack dogs as they are world renowned for powerful jaws and excruciatingly painful bites.

If you manage to win the affections of such dog, then expect your furry friend to be incredibly protective of you. Boxer dogs are great for families because they will protect you until the end. However, if you find yourself on the wrong end with this dog, it may be wise to keep away. One fatal incident of a boxer attack was in 2013. when its owner was trying stop a brawl between the boxer and two other dogs he owned.

Pets / Re: 8 Dangerous Dog Breeds Think B4 U Venture by swiftycool(m): 7:53pm On May 22, 2020
Doberman Pinscher
Doberman Pinschers are usually known for being police dogs, loyal companions of law enforcers. But that isn’t as common today as more breeds are capable of doing what they do. A little less dangerous than the other dangerous dog breeds on this list, but still fearsome in general.

These canines only tend to be very aggressive towards strangers than people they are familiar with, like their owners. There has only been one reported incident of an attack. And that was back in 2011, when a Doberman Pinscher killed its owner, an elderly woman.

Pets / Re: 8 Dangerous Dog Breeds Think B4 U Venture by swiftycool(m): 7:52pm On May 22, 2020
Malamute
While Malamutes look fluffy and cuddly on the outside, they are incredibly dangerous too, much like many adorable creatures are. Malamutes are helpful sled dogs and the breed is also the official dog of Alaska. Their intimidating stature is enough to scare away the faint of heart, as well as smaller animals, but you can bet that the dog can hunt you down to no end.

Malamutes are also known for having a high prey drive, and this means that they don’t go after smaller animals on the daily, which proves bad for us humans. The last recorded attacks from Malamutes were from 1966 to 1980, and within those years, there were 5 recorded fatal attacks. Lucky for you if you manage to own and properly train one, but we really can’t be sure, can we?

Pets / Re: 8 Dangerous Dog Breeds Think B4 U Venture by swiftycool(m): 7:49pm On May 22, 2020
German Shepherd
Much like the Doberman, the German Shepherd was and is still known for being a police dog. German Shepherds are also quite imposing in stature, and they are also known for biting down hard, enough to cause excruciating pain, or even send small animals and even humans to their demise.

An incident occurred in 2013, where a woman suffered a bite from her beloved German Shepherd. She ended up dying 2 days later. However, much like the other breeds on this list, these cases are rare and shouldn’t deter you from adopting a lovable German Shepherd.

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Pets / Re: 8 Dangerous Dog Breeds Think B4 U Venture by swiftycool(m): 7:45pm On May 22, 2020
Great Dane
When we think of Great Danes, we tend to think about Scooby Doo, the lovable, cowardly canine of the Mystery Inc. gang. In real life, the dog may be lovable, but it would be wise not to get on this canine’s bad side. While the name and size of this dog gives it a majestic feel, there is no doubt that the Great Dane is one of the most dangerous breeds in the world…if not taken care of properly, that is.

The fully grown Great Danes can prove to be terrifying dogs with their size; 86 cm tall and 200 pounds heavy. There have also been incidents of people getting mauled by some Great Danes, one such case was in 2003, leading to the death of a toddler in South Carolina by said dog. Yikes!

Pets / Re: 8 Dangerous Dog Breeds Think B4 U Venture by swiftycool(m): 7:44pm On May 22, 2020
Husky
Much like many of the dogs we have on this list, the Husky is quick, fast, and full of energy. Huskies are also mainly used as sled dogs too, because they can be able to run through the snow and all. The breed does have a history of being somewhat of a blue collar dog, they aren’t known to be sociable with other dogs, or animals in general.

Still, that doesn’t mean they’re not dangerous, because they are. Unlike several of the dogs on this list, Huskies have claimed quite a number of human lives. Such incidents happened as recently as 1998, when the dogs were accountable for fatally attacking 15 people.

Pets / 8 Dangerous Dog Breeds Think B4 U Venture by swiftycool(m): 7:43pm On May 22, 2020
Dogs are the loyal companions to men, women, and children. They give you unconditional love for food and shelter in return. They also watch your house for you while you’re away and bark at strangers who dare enter the premises. They’re also incredibly adorable too. However, at the end of it all, we also know that our canine friends can also be incredibly dangerous. We will tell you about the most dangerous dog breeds out there!

For aspiring dog owners, dog owners, or animal lovers in general, you might find that while every dog is potentially dangerous for a number of reasons, there are some breeds that will probably make you think twice about getting yourself a furry friend at home.

Pit Bull
No, we’re not talking about the singer, but rather the most dangerous dog breed there is. They rate higher in terms of human body count and attacks than the Husky. This is due to their aggressive nature and tendencies of dangerous outbursts. In fact, this breed is actually banned in several countries because of its temperament!

If you manage to own one, train it and train it well to be obedient and a little less aggressive. However, one thing is for sure, a well behaved Pit Bull would be your loyal companion for life. So take some time out to visit your local pet adoption center, and grab one of these cuties today

Family / Re: Wives Not Cooks Saga : See What The Smart Women Think (screenshots) by swiftycool(m): 3:34pm On Mar 09, 2017
Wife not cook abi? And the way to a man's heart is through his belly? No wonder house maids are now getting promoted to second or overthrowing wife.
Una better face front all those kardashian trained generation of brainless ladies

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Career / Re: What Can I Do When My Boss Treats Me Like This? by swiftycool(m): 6:14pm On Dec 26, 2016
Your situation seems quite bad but in reality it's not new. Apart from advising you to talk with your boss about your full job remuneration agreements and so on I want you to assess these as well

Firstly you are at a point where you are doing a job u seem to like and is more professional than what u were doing which many of your IT graduate colleagues might never get such an opportunity.

Secondly you have rapidly gained valuable experience in different challenging situations because of how your boss threw you into the deep end straight away without demanding impossible years of experience.

Thirdly from what you said, your boss is only owing you for December! Compared to many other even big companies this is quite fair in today's economy.

Now listen and listen good at present u are building a career in a specialized unique and promissing industry and at this point you are just like an apprentice for now with so much yet to learn. If you step out of this job now you will mess up a great story in the making . So my advice for you is to Man up learn what you have to, eat sh#t if you have to and make yourself a valuable asset gathering enough knowledge and experience before you can have a good bargaining chip with your boss or another one.

I've seen a lot of young ones mess up with these kind of opportunities and end up looking from job to job and never get fulfilled nor develop themselves at the end. Don't let this be you.
Many of us who have sustained and profiting business today went through worse as beginners under bosses but it all paid off .
Properties / Re: Quality Stone Coated Step Tile Roof Sheet at Cheapest Prices in Nigeria. by swiftycool(m): 6:24am On Nov 01, 2016
Good day Mr Deji, pls how much are your roof tiles presently, i want charcoal black bond and classic. To roof 2 houses. Thanks
Religion / Re: Let’s Break Nigeria, Amalgamation Erroneous – Methodist Bishop by swiftycool(m): 9:58am On Apr 03, 2016
I agree with the Bishop, let the Igbos move away and be on their own biko. The problem is just that their people are always all over the place, never staying in their home states to develop it, they rather run to other places and claim igwe wanting to dominate.

I am against a forced marriage. any ethnic group willing to secede should be given freedom, that includes Yoruba, Efik ibibio, middle beltans and even hausa/fulani.

Biafra is dead though but ill support a new state consisting of south eastern core igbo states without dragging our other linked south south states into it.
Celebrities / Re: Lepacious Bose Is Now Completely A 'lepa' Woman by swiftycool(m): 9:15am On Apr 03, 2016
This is the time for all those lie lie slimming drug and gyms to run to her for endorsements based on her popularity. Good work Bose, maybe we should now call her Orobo Bose instead lol

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Celebrities / Re: Wizkid Served Quit Notice From His Lekki Phase 1 Apartment by swiftycool(m): 9:04am On Apr 03, 2016
This ain't a big deal afterall even Psquare were given a quit notice at a time before they received sense to go build their own home. Olamide, Pasuma, Reminisce, Kabba etc are building or built their homes around Isheri areas and environs after wasting money on rent to look fly for years, Wizzy better follow suit now wey money still dey
Romance / Re: Men Are Scared! Gender Equality Is Coming To Nigeria. Rejoice!!!! by swiftycool(m): 10:36am On Mar 26, 2016
That's good
Meaning women can become breadwinners while the men will stay home with the kids, send the house girl on errands and later watch telemondo and gossip with the boys while waiting for madam to come back from work. Aint that some bliss? grin
Romance / Re: Can A Lady Get Pregnant 2days After Her Period by swiftycool(m): 8:50am On Mar 24, 2016
@poster . . . U don buy market grin
Politics / Re: Presidential Election Results - Buhari Leads by swiftycool(m): 5:35am On Mar 31, 2015
Gejites take it like a man. . . . . Or at least take it like a strong woman.

Sai

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Politics / Re: 2015 Elections - Share Your Experience @ Your Polling Unit Here by swiftycool(m): 10:26pm On Mar 28, 2015
Nyiman in Makurdi, Benue State
Presidential; PDP =84, APC =300
Senate PDP =84, APC=300
House of Reps PDP 84, APC =291

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Politics / Re: 2015 Elections - Share Your Experience @ Your Polling Unit Here by swiftycool(m): 9:54pm On Mar 28, 2015
Benue State.
South Center Makurdi;
Presidential; APC =382 PDP=158
Senate; APC =418 PDP =141,
Reps; APC =390 PDP =138

Fati house in Guma LGA of Benue State
President; PDP =58, APC 95

Ahwa in Gboko LGA of Benue State
President; APC=161-PDP=18

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Politics / Re: 2015 Elections - Share Your Experience @ Your Polling Unit Here by swiftycool(m): 8:06pm On Mar 28, 2015
lydayam:

Its very very possible.
#voidvotes

Oh you mean in a pooling unit of 172 people you had 41 void votes?!!!
Habba! Maybe u think people here are that dumb

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Politics / Re: 2015 Elections - Share Your Experience @ Your Polling Unit Here by swiftycool(m): 7:47pm On Mar 28, 2015
PRESIDENTIAL RESULTS
WARD 05, IFAKO IJAIYE,
BOOTH 022

APC :195
PDP: 66

PRESIDENTIAL RESULTS
WARD 05, IFAKO IJAIYE,
BOOTH 021

APC :159
PDP: 54

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Autos / Re: Ikush Of Nairaland Has Been Added To Fhemmmy's List 2001 Infiniti Qx4-ARRIVEDDDD by swiftycool(m): 6:02pm On Feb 13, 2015
Nice rides u put out there, and super clean too, however am working on a budget less than 2m. What can i get for btw 1.3 &1.5m i need it for site works. It needs to have 4doors, must be a pick up with easy maintenance, 4x4 and high from the ground. Hope my requirements are not Too bothersome or too cheap . Thanks bro.
Autos / Re: Ikush Of Nairaland Has Been Added To Fhemmmy's List 2001 Infiniti Qx4-ARRIVEDDDD by swiftycool(m): 6:28am On Feb 12, 2015
Hi Femmy, good morning, pls am trying to get a rugged Nissan frontier pick up 2005, for site works whats the price like or can u work to my budget? and how soon is d process thru pre-order?

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