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Forum Games › Re: Start A Sentence With The Last Word Of The Previous Poster by switdick(m): 9:18am On Mar 06, 2013
Me,I just wanna smoke weed with that odunnu girl,nd fukc the highness away till we lowkey'.. cool
Celebrities › Re: Tiger Woods To Remarry Ex-wife With 350 Million Dollar Anti-cheating Clause by switdick(m): 10:50pm On Jan 19, 2013
what do we call this ? undecided

Speaking of love ? You think she loves him ??

That she had to assert for an official pre-nup be signed for that enormous sum few celebrities possess and this monkey agreed to it in the name of love ? LoL"

This is akin to holding a fly in my left hand, asking you to tell if its dead or alive....unknown to you the unwise(like tiger's case) that the life of the fly is determined by me,the holder.....its a game and I have to win,you say its alive ,I kill it and show you that its dead..... I win tongue

In tiger's case,she's gonna play the mind game on him should any little misunderstanding arise between them thus,starving him of sex.....after all, I know for a fact she doesn't love him, waiting to be $350mill richer than before..... Smh" @ black men falling for the whites.

How sage deficient !!

If it was all about love and family union,she wouldn't have to accept his initial offer for 200mill to re-acquaint,but instead she negotiated another deal grin grin like its some business issh"......

And again the black man known for his mighty emotion over his less mental prowess agrees to it !!! We'd see how this will turn out to be.

NONSENSE
!!!
Forum Games › Re: What Song Are You Really Feeling Now? by switdick(m): 11:02am On Jan 19, 2013
warning signs- Cold play
Romance › Re: When A Girl Comes Back Home Smelling A Guy's Perfume by switdick(m): 4:22am On Jan 09, 2013
shyvicky: she borrowed it from a colleague or a school mate,case close, bring evidence of cheating if u feel otherwise
That's your answer there poster ! grin
Family › Re: If Your Husband Asks You To Dress More Sexily At Home by switdick(m): 4:16am On Jan 09, 2013
[quote author=c.fours]I agree with those that say that he married her knowing her choice to be conservative.
why the sudden change?

a woman who is perming her hair, wearing earrings and bum shorts for her husband will become unhappy. She should be doing it mostly for herself. She is forced to change her identity and no doubt she will become bitter about it. Even if she changes, the change will not last and she will revert back to her true identity otherwise, she might fall into depression if she stays unhappy.

you can't force people to change for you. that's why you should open your eyes and marry someone who you are compatible with.
that guy is not a true deeper-life member. I mean perming your hair and piercing your ears for earrings is not something you can hide from others and say "bedroom only".

changing yourself for someone else will usually lead to disastrous consequences. you are no longer yourself but a fake. keeping up an appearance to satisfy someone else. that's selfish of the partner.[/quote]This has nothing to do with him accepting her being conservative cuz he met her like that as its her personal or self principle that doesn't even go against any religion ground and can be compromised,which is what marriage is about. Take for instance,they are both having sexxx,and he tells her to turn a tad bit,now just cuz she thinks its against her ethics (that doesn't even co-relate with her holy doctrine)to do otherwise,should she now act selfish and pose her frigid self to let up the tempo of their fore-play ?......

Like they should be a new method of enjoying and exploring each others body by thinking of how God wants you to do it ?..... So how does spicing and "letting well done" in their se.xual life tarnish one's religious beliefs....she should let her hair down,dance to the music of her partner by being more ...whatever " he wants her to be and enjoy sexx with her husband ...PERIOd !
Family › Re: If Your Husband Asks You To Dress More Sexily At Home by switdick(m): 1:46am On Jan 09, 2013
1920MaMa: [size=14pt][color=#E3319D]there are other ways she can dress and still look good. it mustn't be [b] provocative before you know it, he'd want them to watch p0rn together. that man no be deeper life born again. i think he only feigned born-againsm just to get her.[/color][/size]
I've been reading through this thread and I couldn't help but call a halt to my reading as soon as I saw that !.....peeps tend to take things so seriously when not necessary and less serious when necessary,...please how is dressing to the taste of her husband a bad thing like provocative" as you say ?

By provocative,I want to believe you know the meaning,which in mine,everyone's and possibly the husband's opinion is solely to rouse feeling.....mostly in sexual interest !

Provocative is good for married couple regardless of any psychological norm that doesn't even hold water in any religion,let alone impede the crave for desiring it,if the husband want provocative,let him have it,that's what gets him.....not what you,or anyone that thinks he's a love doctor think it should be.
If am to speak in the eyes of the husband,he probably just wants her to loosen up a bit,where's the sin there knowing they're married ? There are no religious norms against such except you're making one up in the mind right now......peeps shld just chill !
Forum Games › Re: Re: What's On Your Mind? 2 by switdick(m): 10:36am On Jan 07, 2013
Praise tha mou'a fukcing Lord ! cheesy
Forum Games › Re: What Song Are You Really Feeling Now? by switdick(m): 10:27am On Jan 07, 2013
fukcing problem" - Asap-rocky ft. Drake,kendrick lemar,2chainz !
Forum Games › Re: Re: What's On Your Mind? 2 by switdick(m): 5:33pm On Jan 02, 2013
Count down to staying on top,remind me to forget I have to come down for south niqqas to rule too tongue
Forum Games › Re: Continue With The Chain. by switdick(m): 5:28pm On Jan 02, 2013
Slab
Forum Games › Re: What Are You Doing Right Now? by switdick(m): 5:24pm On Jan 02, 2013
Tearing my shirt like hulk hogan undecided about to slam someone ,yeah just an a»rsse lipsrsealed grin grin
Forum Games › Re: What Are You Thinking? by switdick(m): 5:15pm On Jan 02, 2013
Gotta have that doug !
Forum Games › Re: Start Your Own Word With The Last Letter by switdick(m): 5:11pm On Jan 02, 2013
Commission
Romance › Re: MEN Are To Be Blamed For Female Gold Diggers by switdick(m):
Arrant Poppycock !!
Women are to be blamed for their actions,shouldn't I be entitled to the right to flaunt my cash ?? ....if it gets me what I want in a girl I don't fancy much to tag along with such seriousness" as to a girlfriend or wife material but a Bleep mate and a "come along and Bleep me and get what you want" girl,then I must say,its quite a feather in my cap to exude the material things these money mongers and avarice seeking girls value...yes cuz we don't value such girls!!.

Many on here are indeed gold diggers,by their posts you shall know them,they always try to re-adjust the truth and adjust what's wrong to be in their favour like we don't all know the definition of a gold digger ?

Yes,material things are good,everyone wants,buh should it be a criterion or a replacement for the sole purpose of a union or marriage/r/shp between two peeps like Love and affection ?

Take this analogy;;;;;;; I tell you to put your fist in fire just cuz I deem it warm for the harmattan and well,we all know the result to that action...........here's another one,

A girl I just met wears all skimpy clothes,gets me All excited,cheesy thus,the reason I raped her......

Now, wouldn't you be blamed for paying heed to my wrong advice as regards the former analogy cus you perpetrated the physical act ? And I'd be blamed for the latter cus I perpetrated a physical act ? Why? (In regards to the first analogy)Cuz mine is venial,hence,a psychological intent which doesn't hold water or a determinant for being charged or convicted.....yours is the actual act. (YOU ENDED UP PUTTING YOUR FIST INSIDE)....I didn't force you ! tongue

I find it stupid,shallow,not-well thought off and not fair you'd say men are highly to be blamed and I hold zero respect for men that can't see it in the eyes of their counterparts here on this thread......such men are fcukin quims !!

To whom it may concern,in your mind's eye think you have what it takes to debate this intelligently without bashing and insult hurling,quote me,otherwise I aint lending you my cyber ear or time !!

@all men,don't let anyone,be it feminist...etc, pull the wool over your eyes as regard this blame issh .
Forum Games › Re: Lets Use Smileys Only: Reloaded by switdick(m): 7:57pm On Dec 31, 2012
tongue tongue cheesy grin grin ~ cool ~
Forum Games › Re: What Are You Doing Right Now? by switdick(m): 3:16pm On Dec 31, 2012
Watching replay on champ's League matches sipping on a glass full of fruit juice nectar ! cool
Forum Games › Re: Re: What's On Your Mind? 2 by switdick(m): 3:00pm On Dec 31, 2012
She really thought I wasn't gonna wish her a many happy returns?... shocked

C'mon babe I've got more game than a EPL,LaLiGa combined cool I know how it works.....
Forum Games › Re: If U Were In The Same Room With The Person Above U,what Will U Do? (part 2) by switdick(m): 2:18pm On Dec 31, 2012
Going by my tad history with her.... grin I know she doesn't like me buh....." I'll wish her a splendid new year Ahead" cheesy
Forum Games › Re: ╚►Who's Neҳ̸Ҳ̸ҳt?◄╝ by switdick(m): 1:58pm On Dec 31, 2012
Mr Kola Oloye should be after me.....no fall your hand sir.....you must be next o !
Forum Games › Re: What Song Are You Really Feeling Now? by switdick(m): 3:27pm On Dec 29, 2012
liquor store blues- Damian marley ft. Bruno mars.!
Romance › Re: Can U Marry A MAN U're Richer Than? Guys,wat If SHE Is FAR Richer Than U??? by switdick(m):
duni04: Moniiker+post+topic=hilarious! grin
smiley what exactly is hilarious about them?
Romance › Re: Can U Marry A MAN U're Richer Than? Guys,wat If SHE Is FAR Richer Than U??? by switdick(m): 8:22pm On Dec 28, 2012
Yes I can!!
Forum Games › Re: Re: What's On Your Mind? 2 by switdick(m): 9:26am On Dec 28, 2012
Work on ma mind mehn.....
Got2 clear these papers on ma fukcing table n' make a report asap!!
Forum Games › Re: What Are You Doing Right Now? by switdick(m): 9:18am On Dec 28, 2012
Making my bed.....its gonna be a rough n tough daY mehn...

[quote author=*Kails*]trying to decide what do with myself for the rest of the day. tongue



LOL.[/quote]kiss wink
Forum Games › Re: What Are You Doing Right Now? by switdick(m): 5:23pm On Dec 27, 2012
Looking@ some completely gorgeous females butts as they pass me by while listening to davido's "feel alright"!
Forum Games › Re: What Song Are You Really Feeling Now? by switdick(m): 5:14pm On Dec 27, 2012
Feel alright- Davido ft ice prince
Forum Games › Re: Re: What's On Your Mind? 2 by switdick(m): 9:00pm On Dec 25, 2012
P̶U̶S̶S̶Y̶ shocked lipsrsealed
Forum Games › Re: ¤¤ I Have A Thing For ¤¤ by switdick(m): 8:52pm On Dec 25, 2012
Got a thing for c̶l̶i̶t̶o̶r̶i̶s̶ ̶a̶n̶d̶ ̶t̶h̶i̶g̶h̶s̶ ̶o̶f̶ ̶p̶r̶e̶t̶t̶y̶ ̶l̶o̶o̶k̶i̶n̶g̶ ̶f̶e̶m̶a̶l̶e̶s̶ lipsrsealed tongue wink grin .

And how they smell... grin
Forum Games › Re: What Are You Thinking? by switdick(m): 8:37pm On Dec 25, 2012
Thinking and Waiting for that very day,yes the 7th of nxt month when I finally make that call to a̶l̶l̶e̶v̶i̶a̶t̶e̶ end the misery in tha air!! cheesy
Romance › Re: Money Only Impress Lazy Girls? by switdick(m): 4:39pm On Dec 18, 2012
bilms: it is not an article,just a comment.
This right here might be a comment,but there's an article of it where this you call "comment" is actually the cover or title" ....
Romance › Re: Money Only Impress Lazy Girls? by switdick(m): 12:42pm On Dec 18, 2012
ooh please!!!

Who ever wrote that article "money only impresses lazy girls" is only but a money lover girl".... cheesy

They say it because its suppose to be true,but how many actually heed to it? undecided

Just like many girls on here would say this and that" just cuz we don't know them!!! Who careshuh
Romance › Re: What Name Did U Save Your Boy/girlfriend's Name As On Your Phone? by switdick(m): 6:54pm On Dec 12, 2012
African chikito number one,and it goes on and on in that sequence grin grin grin tongue

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