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Romance › Re: How Many Times Has Your Heart Been Broken? by switdick(m): 6:37pm On Dec 12, 2012
dmcdad: And u are still livinghuh
No o "LoL grin grin I don kpeme since I small na,na my spirit dey on tha move so,at least that one heart no fit break again lailai cheesy

Romance › Re: Your Wife Is Having An Affair by switdick(m): 4:42pm On Dec 12, 2012
Her ass will be sorry
Romance › Re: How Many Times Has Your Heart Been Broken? by switdick(m): 4:27pm On Dec 12, 2012
1 million times cheesy
Forum Games › Re: Start A Sentence With The Last Word Of The Previous Poster by switdick(m): 4:08pm On Dec 12, 2012
it must really hurt for you to quote me like I was reffering to you tongue,lol you had to represent them clog heads shey?.....shocked!!
Forum Games › Re: What Are You Doing Right Now? by switdick(m): 3:15pm On Dec 12, 2012
Download on my mind asap!!!!
Forum Games › Re: Re: What's On Your Mind? 2 by switdick(m): 3:11pm On Dec 12, 2012
This app issh is cray mehn!!

cool
Forum Games › Re: Continue With The Chain. by switdick(m): 3:01pm On Dec 12, 2012
Mint
Forum Games › Re: Start A Sentence With The Last Word Of The Previous Poster by switdick(m): 2:58pm On Dec 12, 2012
Few peeps excluding you,have brains
Rap Battles › Re: WHO IS THE FIRST HIP HOP RAPPER IN NIGERIA? by switdick(m): 4:37pm On Dec 11, 2012
I wouldn't say,buh eedris was def one of em that started.......doesn't mean he was/is dope o!!
Music/Radio › Re: Songs That Gives You A Teary Eye" by switdick(m):
R kelly~body's calling
Romance › Re: How Would You Define A 'cheap Girl'? by switdick(m): 3:27pm On Dec 11, 2012
A girl who diminishes her self principles(That's if she has though undecided ) to gain favor from a man,be it material gains,financial support e.t.c

Often times,she thinks its a right to obtain such favors from men just cuz she thinks she did him a favor being with him sexually" or beyond it!!!

That is a CHEAP GIRL"
Forum Games › Re: Start A Sentence With The Last Word Of The Previous Poster by switdick(m): 7:54pm On Dec 09, 2012
Them fucckin haters should be shot by mr ozegbe tha "hater shooter" wink
Forum Games › Re: What Song Are You Really Feeling Now? by switdick(m): 7:39pm On Dec 09, 2012
Current- SPIKIRI
Forum Games › Re: What Are You Thinking? by switdick(m): 3:22pm On Dec 09, 2012
Now thinking where tha hell is this boy coming from
Forum Games › Re: What Are You Thinking? by switdick(m): 3:13pm On Dec 09, 2012
This my jersey just fits perfectly
Forum Games › Re: Continue With The Chain. by switdick(m): 12:35pm On Dec 09, 2012
None
Romance › Re: Guys Which Is More Important To You - A Pretty Face Or A Sexy Body by switdick(m): 5:22pm On Dec 08, 2012
Don't know why I get the feeling what you're undergoing is such "Ego complex" thus,your refusing to take my correction.

grin you don't wanna be schooled by one with a username "switdick"huh Awwwww dear pleep, its not my handle speaking,its the alpha male" dude behind it bro.....grin

Deal with it nau.....ndo!! Kpele!!!

I know its hard.

I am a sensible brain,therefore,I don't like nonsense!!

You see,I like you,and I seriously didn't want this to stretch this far,buh you ......LOL"

Ok,bye!!
Romance › Re: Guys Which Is More Important To You - A Pretty Face Or A Sexy Body by switdick(m):
pleep: Something is wrong with you. Like i previously stated "Unless she is fat" is a qualifier for the statement "Face 100%". Thus putting conditions on the prior assertion. This is not so fuckin hard to understand. If you don't know what a qualifier is, look it up. I dont even know what is the point of all the other monkey poop you have been typing.

Now leave me alone.
pleep pleep pleep" LoL" I wanna end this buh you keep bringing me back,why?I guess is to educate you...? LoL grin

Ok let's just have fun.....I'll be gentle and cool too

You said qualifier right?? I'll post a link4ya.....walk with me down.....


http://m.dictionary.com/?&from=home

Now,let's go with the first one being a "noun"
What is the person or thing that qualifies here?.....I know I don't know english but I'd be happy2 learn smiley

If as you say that "unless she is fat" is what qualifies your previous statement" FACE 100% ......? Doesn't that agree with what I said,that it subconsciously puts that{fat body},which qualifies your statement FACE 100%,as the primaryhuh

Ok let's go the other way round,assuming the qualifier is;; FACE 100%, thus, qualifying your "unless she is fat" statement......meaning you still put the body as a primary appeal to you before your vague choice in FACE"......bro seriously......I'm tired!!!! lol grin grin

Should we also continue with the rest of the part of speech "qualifier" has sir??

You're the one that calls that phrase "unless she is fat" a noun first,deeming it as a QUALIFIER!!!

Cuz to me,there's no connection with those words as one:::: unless,she,is,fat undecided

I've always known "unless" as a conjunction and a preposition.

Check the link below and educate your self now,you'd know why my dispute with you lingers"

http://m.dictionary.com/?&from=definition

You know what,just shake my hand and be done with this already.......cuz like you want,I'm leaving you now,graciously I go,obviously as the bigger one"

We cool smiley seriously,I mean it!!

cool
Romance › Re: Guys Which Is More Important To You - A Pretty Face Or A Sexy Body by switdick(m): 1:32pm On Dec 08, 2012
I've been on this social site long before you son"....I am not a dude that engages in e-battle and all,it'd be tad of me,check my stat bro,I barely have threads or posts not cuz I don't want to buh this issh aint my thing due to my busy and numerous schedules I hardly come online sef,let alone curse on anyone.....

I respect peeps and I saw this coming from you which is why I got off to a good start with you by correcting a slight error from your initial post which you refused to adhere to,accepting your flaw which is normal of humans to make,is not a big deal"

And you chose to see or take it in the wrong way....I'm not mad tho,I just tell it how it is bro........so please let it slide ok?

Peace!........cool
Romance › Re: Guys Which Is More Important To You - A Pretty Face Or A Sexy Body by switdick(m): 1:10pm On Dec 08, 2012
Nairalanders!!!! grin please y'all should ask this niccur PLEEP" the difference btwn himself and guys that go for girls with sexy body? Isn't it the same visual effect? Or who made him judge to that motion of guys that go for girls that exude sexxiness by their body animals" and their sole purpose is such that, revolves only sexxxhuh

Ok wait,you that go for girls with pretty face is not in line with sexx appeal??

....LmFaO".....

Your posts oozes of bias""

If your going for girls with just a pretty face is not for sexx appeal then am safe to say you're GA..Y" cus guys also have pretty face

Battle your self hommie,I'm done with your childishness"" wth!!!
Romance › Re: Guys Which Is More Important To You - A Pretty Face Or A Sexy Body by switdick(m): 12:47pm On Dec 08, 2012
pleep: What the hell dude, why are you over-complicating this? When i'm looking at women i don't even see fat chicks, they are invisible. When i said "unless she is fat" that was simply a qualifier to what i had stated previously. A qualifier is a word or group that limits or puts conditions on the meaning of the previous statement.

You are going to have to take it or leave it at that, im not explaining anymore. This is not a fuckin scientific thesis
shocked Dude,like seriously?? You mean you can't be a big boy and let this slide?...... undecided

I hate to bring your meagre comprehensive skill to question as your posts keeps doing that for you and me.

Qualifier?? Wtf?....LoL" grin

Anyway I'm not gonna bore my self by educating you as its obvious you just want an e-fight" not taking correction. I just wanna ask you a question:; should the poster had placed the topic as; A girl with a pretty face and an ugly body" OR A girl with an ugly face and a beautiful body" which would you go forhuh? Cuz its glaring that that's what he meant of this thread which I know you're aware!

Just answer that and it settles everything.

NOTE: you said you'd go for a pretty face considering the number of young sub-20 year old girls out there with gorgeous body"forgetting the actual bone of contention as regards the poster's question,were you asked to assume the girls out there would have a beautiful body irrespective of your choice in face""??

.....SmH.....

As if that's not placing a subconscious primary taste in the body before considering the FACE" you say appeals more to you"

Conflicting"isn't it??

Why do you want to read an epistle of me before you grasp,is it really necessaryhuh

LOL@ you seeing guys that like the body more as animals as if we men aint visual beings,I know your tryna be mad@me buh I'll ignore that......stick to the topic dnt change the argument kid...
Romance › Re: Guys Which Is More Important To You - A Pretty Face Or A Sexy Body by switdick(m):
pleep: look dude.. all i'm saying is that the body doesn't matter much to me. Like 90% of sub-20 yr old chicks have sexy bodies anyway ( 50% for black women). So the face is where it counts.
lol,And your statistic?? Hmmm let's say I agree,but that doesn't answer to the topic on this thread still,its either face or body as pointed out by the OP,there's a reason the importance of what appeals to us most,or are you saying you can't find a sub-20 year old chiq with a horrible body? A mistake is a mistake,you made it by your post stating "unless she's fat". Cuz the op knows all these you pose being your reason of choice for the face" but he didn't ask us to elaborate as you did,you Shouldn't have mentioned that,its either FACE OR BODY"I get it though,you prefer the face,all am saying is that next time you should stick to the topic succinctly period!

I like me a beautiful face too,buh I would prefer a sexy body anyday anytime regardless of the number of gorgeous looking sub-20 year old chiqs out there!!! kiss cool
Romance › Re: Guys Which Is More Important To You - A Pretty Face Or A Sexy Body by switdick(m): 8:09am On Dec 08, 2012
Funny,cuz you made mention of "unless" being a conjunction clarifying your primary appeal to be the body(unless she is fat)"? That puts the body first in consideration before the face you say appeals to you most.........

You don't see how contradictory it is? The OP made it clear to us as one has to be more important to us and we should choose ,Guys on here that choose face" didn't make reference to the body......

My point is,if you say the face 100% and then you go on about "unless she's fat" doesn't that put the latter as a primary taste subconsciously ? Or could you possibly mean fat in tha face? grin

Ok I get you now!!!
Romance › Re: Guys Which Is More Important To You - A Pretty Face Or A Sexy Body by switdick(m): 2:55pm On Dec 07, 2012
pleep: Face 100%, unless she is fat.
hmmmmm lol mr pleep sir,

I find your post rather contradicting,with first" face 100% and then,unless she's fathuh shocked .....that's you affirming the body's more appealing to you but refusing to phrase it directly,what's fat to you aint fat to another.

Or would you tell the facial beauty of a girl from afar?? An eagle eye you've got son!! grin

I hail ooo!!!
Nairaland General › Re: What Inspired Ur Nairaland Ursernames by switdick(m): 11:54am On Dec 07, 2012
Mine is not just a user name,but a "Title" grin I wear tha crown.....ask em girls,they named me,so I couldn't think of any other user name to come up with. Works for me,works for them tongue

~ cool ~
Family › Re: Re-posting To Get Some Very Needed Advice by switdick(m): 11:30am On Dec 07, 2012
like what exactly do you want us to advise you on?.....jeez!! Some girls sha,why do you all of a sudden feel the need to tell him after he's married your a..ss? See,I find it hard to believe you didn't feel this guilt prior to your marriage with him,you just played the "get to the river first and then you'd figure out a way to cross it" game.
And then they say girls aint hard as hell"?

.....SmH".......

You get mind oo! Because you're a girl doesn't mean you'll be @the comfort zone all the time,life is not fair generally and peeps like you make it so,you deserve every harshness you get on here,if you weren't intimate with his bro" why do you find it hard to tell him even immediately after your marital tie with him?? Unlike peeps,I don't live life based on assumptions to think he's brother could have told him,that'd be you still trying to console your self(again@the comfort zone)not to be bothered.Its the truth,and it shall soon be revealed either ways,by even a third party" making it worse for you,you don't have my pity and sympathy at all,you better ask the brother if he told him.......then you can take it from there to figure out what to do,and if the bro says he didn't tell him? That shouldn't be an excuse not to. You tell him,you risk the chance to an end of his undying love or affection for you or he could forgive you and its all settled and back to normalcy again{HIS CALL TO MAKE}

In my opinion though: you wouldn't say "boo to a goose" hence your desperation to tie the nut with him prior to all these your emotional and psychological saga........you're disturbed cuz you have a greater understanding to this issue!thus,keeping your hair down after you tell him

If you want fairness"? You should tell him,that's you being fair to the party(him) that deserves it,you're the one that didn't deem it wise to tell him earlier on......DEAL WITH IT "
Forum Games › Re: What Are You Doing Right Now? by switdick(m): 2:52am On Dec 07, 2012
Just lying down,this time alone!! can't sleep,mehn" hope before my eyelid closes it won't be a "dawn on me" that its ........late shocked and the sun's Up early just like ma co»ck lipsrsealed
Romance › Re: Guys Which Is More Important To You - A Pretty Face Or A Sexy Body by switdick(m): 2:11am On Dec 07, 2012
addictiv: i fall under this category.... i be fine boi so face no be my problem.
A girl's body is always often times more appealing ssexually to a man(alpha male) than the facial beauty

You a man indeed! cool
Romance › Re: Guys Which Is More Important To You - A Pretty Face Or A Sexy Body by switdick(m): 2:05am On Dec 07, 2012
addictiv: i fall under this category.... i be fine boi so face no be my problem.
cool
Family › Re: can i skip the marriage part of life and just have children? by switdick(m): 1:19am On Dec 07, 2012
LoL@all the sarcastic posts directed@the OP. grin ....op seems strange to me if he's serious though,or is he? LoL again.

@op,awww' My bad,pardon me for having a laugh,its just that prior to now,I thought I was strange with my user name oops sorry "Title",but this your thread? grin

~~Now seriously~~

You have to make tha best of a bad job as regards whatever scares you in marriage,keep your nose to the fu>king grindstone in bonding with you spouse,hence,making you not split hairs"

What could we do for you,advice you to eat your cake and also have it? ....SmH" cuz that's what you wanna hear or read from us,you know your religion kicks against it yet you wanna have kids without tha holy matrimony with your girl,what would we call that,temporary getting together with you girl and having kids "out of wedlock"?

Again grin grin ""EPIC LAUGH"

....,should we change the scriptures or words in your religious book to suit your personal purpose? Son,this is real life and times{Reality} Think about it again and read kobojunkie's posts while @it......

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