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European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Offical Bayern Munich Fan Thread: 6x Champions Of Europe by switdick(m): 4:59pm On Apr 13, 2013
[quote author=A-40]Let's watch and see now I don't see yall as favorites anyway! The only thing you have on Dortmund is experience [/quote] shocked shocked

Just experience ??

Lol, you make me laugh,why do you talk as if you have a boyfriend that watches football and you're his girl that supports him and his Club ??

How can we have experience without the players?? If you deny us the players, what would you rather dortmund have??..

Read your own post again!!
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Offical Bayern Munich Fan Thread: 6x Champions Of Europe by switdick(m): 4:54pm On Apr 13, 2013
dayokanu: To be honest with you Barcelona is the team Bayern would rather not play.

Give us Madrid in a 2 game series I can tell you Bayern would have a 60% chance of winning.

Every Bayern fan and player in their mind wanted to avoid Barca and Dortmund. Most of us prayed for Madrid

Madrid plays the perfect football for Bayern to demolish Lazy forwards who dont track back and hoping on swift counter.

Last year even when we were weaker We still dominated Madrid both legs. This season woulda been a whitewash.

The only hope Madrid have of beating Bayern would be in a one off winner takes all game like a final cos of the Mourinho factor- Never lost a final and Jose can do some smash and grab
I get your point,but I Strongly believe you guyz won't have your work cut out to get a win on aggregate against this present state barcelona, you guyz just have to play the tactic we used against them....

Considering the Similarities both clubs (Madrid&Bayern) have in their attacking prowess...

In as much as I don't wanna meet you guys though, LoL"...don't think you'd have it easy against madrid this year .

Remember we only lost on penalty shoot out in our previous clash ? It was a tie on both legs.....Same 2-1 issh... ??
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: R36L Madrid - Most Successful & Greatest Champ15ns of Spain, Europe & W9rld by switdick(m): 4:42pm On Apr 13, 2013
Johnpaul88: These People are jokers.......

See what they are telling themselves.....

One even calls himself 'switdick'!
Where's he from? LovePeddler house?
Wonders shall never end.
Yeah, Actually it was your barcelona chiq that nickNamed me after I FuccCked her Real" good...cool

Just like we do too your club,we keep FucCcking you guyz Real bad grin tongue
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: R36L Madrid - Most Successful & Greatest Champ15ns of Spain, Europe & W9rld by switdick(m): 3:51pm On Apr 13, 2013
loL@ usbcable, yeah....I hope so too.

But mehn,let's keep it ReaL ,do you seriously want bayern to beat barca.??

My hope would be for us to Play barca more than bayern o...

Hmmmmmm
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Offical Bayern Munich Fan Thread: 6x Champions Of Europe by switdick(m):
[quote author=A-40]Dortmund weak?? Hehehe I can cry for u undecided cry they are the only unbeaten team left in the tournament and with Lewandowski,Reus and Gotze fit for both legs you guys are in soup especially if you don't score more than 1 goal at the Signal Iduna[/quote] Stop the unnecessary gloat ,when the match hasn't even begun yet....

You'd agree with me that your previous matches or records of unbeaten streak is no mention when we weigh you as a club in comparison to other clubs,,

Being the weakest club amongst other clubs in a log doesn't mean you aren't strong,it just means you stand a lesser chance to out play the club you're in against....

Has bayern not lost this season ?? Didn't they also win dortmund in a match??...

Keep it real""

Dortmund would still remain the underdog in comparison to madrid undecided
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Offical Bayern Munich Fan Thread: 6x Champions Of Europe by switdick(m): 3:03pm On Apr 13, 2013
[quote author=A-40]Not to sound cocky or nothing but Madrid are the weakest team left in the draw for Bayern[/quote] Nah, barca are" ,next to your german yellow,don't think because they had a swell game against us in the group stage that they stand a huge chance to write us off......

Let's just watch it,its a knockout remember ??
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: R36L Madrid - Most Successful & Greatest Champ15ns of Spain, Europe & W9rld by switdick(m): 2:35pm On Apr 13, 2013
All these barca boys Should not blow their already Silenced trumpet yet as its gonna be a donkey work to get pass Bayern.....

As much as I believe we Stand a Chance more playing barcelona in the Final, it might be Bayern,inshort, its gonna be the german side as I don't see this dwindled barcelona knocking the german reds out!! grin

Shiiiit' they don't even stand a chance to play their normal game against dortmund if paired with the yellow boys, trust me, I know this!!

I just hope we don't put up the kinda Lazy display we did against Gala" to face these traumatic legs of these dortmund boys....hmmmmmm

I warn Madrid now, we Should fight till the end because, dortmund aren't the weakest side to face in the semis .... Its barcelona, IMO"...however,being a good team that they are,they Still have what it takes to turn the game in their Favor against bayern...


Hala Madrid!!! ~ cool ~
Romance › Re: Should Broke Men Be Allowed To Date? by switdick(m): 10:27pm On Apr 10, 2013
In as much as I think dates and relationship are also sweet with the broke arsSses....

I Still manage to kinda agree with you ...

Men Should help themselves too,to uphold their ego,Show some amount of self worth and PriDe taking up a work to make ends meet before engaging themselves with anything attributed to relationship with the Female.

Let's face it,!!

Romance › Re: It Is A Man's World...who Said?!!! by switdick(m): 7:05pm On Apr 09, 2013
This is My World dammit!!! undecided

Check my handle to see the Gender there.. grin

Actually, I haven't seen any Female Like me before...

Maybe they can't be crazie and real at the Same time ?? cry

Is it their world ?? Nature doesn't think so,so ??
Romance › Re: Why Women Dislike Nice Guys by switdick(m): 6:40pm On Apr 09, 2013
This is not Something to have a debate for and post epistle.

We all Just need to know the terms and actual context of what "Nice" and "Bad" means....

That's why I didn't say much......

Me, hmmmmm I don't need to blow my trumpet though,I gat the recipe to get any girl's thighs Open with my words and Sophisticated Suave ...grin

Yeah,Sum'tin Like a Skeleton Key".....grin

And Please ,I am not bad Like wicked,I treat my babies real nice, not like the OP's definition though!!

grin grin grin....OMFG".." .cool "
Romance › Re: Intimacy On The First Date: Do You Support It? by switdick(m): 5:50pm On Apr 09, 2013
^..LoL"


Niqqa, Many peeps might think you're Me with that font....lol"

Go Slow, yeah ,let the doG lie,don't cause a traffic on this thread by Flogging a dead horse' ...this thread was already hidden and gone,yet you rose it from its hiding place"

You Jesus Christ ?? gringrin
Romance › Re: Should I Say It To Her Face? by switdick(m): 5:38pm On Apr 09, 2013
Kai !!!!

..."Smh"
Romance › Re: Why Do Guys Brag To His Friends That He Banged a girl When He Didnt by switdick(m): 5:35pm On Apr 09, 2013
razznaija: He's just trying to boost his ego by telling his friends that he nyanshed you and you seem to be a very easy target, i'll advise you to play along and tell his friends things like, he has the smallest kondo ever and plus it was hairy,smelly and uncircumcised, his action was 0/10, he's a 1 second man, He doesn't know how to suck punny, all he did was f@ck you, no fore play at all. If he tries to come on you, go a little harder, belittle him, play pranks on him.
Just keep taunting him, he will shut up eventually
shocked That is not fair!!! lipsrsealed
Romance › Re: Are Beautiful Ladies Promiscuous? by switdick(m): 9:58pm On Apr 07, 2013
This is utter Fallacy.
Romance › Re: Why Women Dislike Nice Guys by switdick(m): 9:55pm On Apr 07, 2013
In a girl's world,Nice means something diff

So ask them....grin

Its all relative...
Romance › Re: Why Most Ladies Fall Inlove With Wrong Guys by switdick(m): 9:42pm On Apr 07, 2013
To me, Ladies,like animals have to be gotten by means devised by men....Ladies are naturally insecure by nature ,although this insecurity is relative and its a comparative measure to all..

So, Ladies have an instinctive way by default how they see men,which is caused by evolutionary means like from way back,eg what parents told them about boys and men while growing up,their environment and the way Men themselves portray their desires to fulfilling anything they want just to have them....

All these and more make ladies always devise some sorta means of accepting or giving attention to men... And if you look well,its mostly girls drawn to this insecurity traits the most that fall under the category of bad men,because they have their minds tune to the kinda guy they want to approach them hence not getting the realness of such guys character,and what they themselves want...LoL

Strong and confident girls Look out for the exact qualities of truth and reality not just solely their deluded fantasies and dream guys....

Ladies will always be Ladies and will always fall short to this Cuz of their weak nature of emotions....grin

You cant walk up to a girl now and tell her you like her and wanna have something serious with her without her thinking of what your motives are,thus speculating,most times revealing what her fears are and this guy that approached her sees this leak of emotion as a tip for facilitating his trick prowess....then he decides to Play by her own book ....

That's why I like confident women,if they don't like you,they don't like you and they seldom waste time.......

Mumu girls will always be men prey...grin

Because they are the ones always coming up with thoughts that aren't there in the first place,,acting like they're Smart....grin
Romance › Re: Guys, Washing Your Ladies Pants!! Good Or Bad Practice??? by switdick(m): 11:50pm On Apr 05, 2013
I can wash my girl's panties and more ....Shiiii 'its even a mouraFuckiNg turn on for me,..Not after I sniff sniff tho wink

Sometimes I just UnCloth my babie just so I can wash her undies,,cheesygrin hmmmmm How Lomantic ??

I love my babie for Lyfe".......

Yeah she does same for me too,

But hey!!!! Don't push the handle so it doesn't Entangle wink
y'all know what the handle is !! cool
Romance › Re: Typical Conversation Among Ladies & Guys : True or False? by switdick(m): 12:04am On Apr 05, 2013
Lmfa0" this is the FuccckiNg Truth.
Romance › Re: Why Cant I Get My Own Love? by switdick(m): 11:43pm On Apr 04, 2013
And I see some girls dishing advice they can't pay heed to....see that one talking confidence like its something they got ??LoL

Meanwhile,on another thread Still talking shhhit that *Ahh I can never walk up to a boy oo * with her yoruba accent!!! undecided

So they even know its all about confidence shocked and that there's actually nothing to lose about ??...Funny !
Romance › Re: What Do Men Love The Most In Women. by switdick(m): 10:14pm On Apr 04, 2013
I love your #250 pants!!! wink
Romance › Re: Intimacy On The First Date: Do You Support It? by switdick(m): 10:01pm On Apr 04, 2013
All I See here is just a bunch of Fakers with hypocritical Laments, talking about shiiii"

'No" hell no" and all that, with no reasons,guess they know their reason will be considered void to say the least,.

It beats me how peeps just have to devise some moral code to conceal their intimate desires when its indeed needed....Vague isn't it ??
...Hey, watch the Space!!! wink
Romance › Re: Intimacy On The First Date: Do You Support It? by switdick(m): 2:02pm On Apr 04, 2013
shocked Ladies Still think otherwise ??

Awwwwww' lol so cute, Now that we've manage to establish the fact by this thread that girls..aka..women are naturally nd instinctively insecure by default ?? We Still love them that way,LoL" maybe we are designed to by nature...

However,it doesn't change the truth therein,guys still like confident girls too,ones that go for what they want like guys do.

Ever wonder why you girls complain guys go for the bad girls..cheesy ? Yeah cuz they think like men,go for what they want and still be girls in that regard,so sophisticated in their manner and Style"....Less dramatic too cool

Bad in the context of confidence oo...not a flirt,juju and native doctor visitor" grin

Just be your self pleassssssssssse,,people C'mon....wthhuh Its not too damn hard is it?..LoL.
Romance › Re: Intimacy On The First Date: Do You Support It? by switdick(m): 12:25pm On Apr 04, 2013
lol" Funny thread.

I just wanna ask the Ladies, of what moral value is there, to not give it on the first day or date of meeting when you two are mutually and sexxually compatible with your feelings for each other considering how well you both have been chatting or whatever OR '

Giving it on the first date??

If you place such moral value on Sexx, Shouldn't you keep it till you're married ??lol

Cuz if we face the biblical truth to it, sexx before marriage is fornication, A sin amongst many other sins there is,which by the way,we aren't all far from...Whether its amidst or before the relationship you Fuuccck him., So my dear ladies quit the fake self act of not giving it up for some random thoughts of whether he'd still value you or not for its not what you do but how you do it..LoL"

Hell,you can fucck who you want and still keep your values and self worth intact with pride and dignity upheld"

If its not insecurity like BoSs13 said,then you ladies are either fake or fuccccking pretenders to me."LOl

Check this,the first face of insecurity,when you start to think for the Man you intend fucccking on the first date,whether he'd see you as cheap?...jeeeeez he wants to fucck you too nau looooooooool"

There's no fakeness to it, and its not a matter of choice like you lot claim,its following your natural instinct on what you want...Note"" you have to be compatible to arrive at that first,....you can't meet up with just anyone and expect them to understand,like the men that don't agree with it...lol yeah,they are the ones to call you out as CHEAP.
Forum Games › Re: What Song Are You Really Feeling Now? by switdick(m): 3:19pm On Apr 03, 2013
The MoXy' - Save You
Forum Games › Re: What Are You Doing Right Now? by switdick(m): 10:48pm On Apr 02, 2013
Surfing the internet,Lying down in the hope Sleep ensues...
Forum Games › Re: I Never Knew by switdick(m): 10:37pm On Apr 02, 2013
INK. She had same feelings ,Now I'm thinking its fair...
Forum Games › Re: What Song Are You Really Feeling Now? by switdick(m): 10:58am On Mar 21, 2013
^^ gringringrin

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