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Do they have sparkling nurses in the hospital ?? |
Obinoscopy,you only clean cub webs And toilets ,you don't know what am Cleaning here o...Its not for Children o !!! |
Tying |
Too much akamu in my balls,they are heavy...I can't walk well,Now don't you wanna treat me ?? |
Undressing! |
No,do you wanna treat me?? |
Are you sure?? ![]() I am the cleaner naa,, I am the one that knows what's best for the Clean ![]() |
LoL ..you say?? hmmmm we would never know,I guess? |
I'm not done cleaning around amigoz desk...it sure looks better with a tongue wipe ![]() I'm about to clean Vicky's, it looks Fuming!! And smells like Fish soup,so aromatic |
Idnt Tell, you wanna find out in my private jeep ? |
Packages in full,but I tell you mine is far from small |
oya the cleaner has come oo ,all of you start going home I wanna sweep!!! |
Thank you ![]() |
LoL" nah...don't you love to get jiggy with it tho?? |
I grab amigoz fine sexcii legs,Spread them apart to see what's between!! Hmmmm moisty... sweet!! |
Would that make you get jiggy with me?? ![]() |
Suck my diiiick" -- LiL KiM |
I'm Thinking, don't y'all love the secrecy to anonymity ?? ![]() Knowing you can say what you wanna say without giving a damn what the next animal thinks?? LoL" No one gives a FlyingFuck tho!! Muuaah...Love y'alL |
Taaaa!! |
Staring@ the perspective line to her VjaY yo!!.. Can't wait...! |
Love is a Strong word Shortii ,do you believe in it ? |
WettinG |
Amigoz: Wondering if he ^^ literally threw the stones or was it just a figure of speechTelling her I literally threw Stones@them ,that's how GanstaR I is babe “And assuring her I s̶h̶o̶o̶t̶ spew Fluid@Pretty looking girls like her self that refer to me in their posts ^ ^ Now that's a figure of Speech.. |
Fling |
Sparkle |
Word for Word,you decide yours girlie |
Just get a girl,your gfrnd or not,one who you know you'd get your issh off with..... Mehn you really have alotta dough to dash...When they are girls everywhere ?? C'mon, just stop it, yeah....decide it!! Leave them pros' and get em Lows' Stop SquanderinG Cash!! |
Hmmm ihe ne me.... So,I Cheated,Maybe out of Whatever reasons but not to spite my wife.....because no Man would ever cheat just to spite his wife even if it entails that @the end of the Cheating,Knowing he loves her.....ok ,Mistake done,glove is off and hands dusted" My wife says she forgives me and still went on to commit the flaw which she claims to have pardoned me on, breaking the evolutionary chastity tied on womanhood by nature ....?? ......Yes God!! And quims on here say is an even case of justice?? My God have mercy on our Women,,"" well, go on and claim equals in all immorality posed at Men.... Heads take a different pain from that which the hands or any other part of the body does!! Men are not Women,simple as that, you don't go on trying to be equal with Men in that ramification presented to the fore of Men by Men... Men show love in that command of God which in return ,the women receives....and sling respect...I don't expect anyone to understand this,its nature's call...and am not saying its right to cheat either" But do that ,which is within your confines of destitute in morals or any behavioral gender setbacks..,etc example ,as a man,don't do what is a woman's most flaw...and vice-versa....its a customary norm in any societal ground,even in the so called western world!! Women are still seen as the one with the chastity belt in any union.. Please don't bother quoting me,its not necessary.... Just live your life ,I know nature will take its course.. How ironic huh?? That me ,this niqqa with a provocative handle is dishing this ? Hypocritical?? LoL"" well, we all know the truth,even though we live by a reality that best suits us. |
I'm Thinking, Should I have responded to the weak Punchline of an Introduction of this Woolly-headed niccur on the other Thread ?? Hmmmm he's lucky I like him and his Style ..... He gets a pass!!Sounds like Me,but he ain't Me. So! |
Throwing Stones@these bunch of hypocritical S̸u̸c̸k̸e̸r̸s̸ church attendants Clowns |
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hmmmm we would never know,I guess?

..... He gets a pass!!