₦airaland Forum

obaataaokpaewu:

Dede Nne, spellere m Morachi
Dede Nne: Morachi m bu nu SA ehn!
DF ehn!
FA ehn!
Rikom ehn!
DS ehn!
Kpom ehn!
BF ehn!
Morachi!!!!

Basher8583:
Yeye. Kill ya self because of Olosho. No be you poke nose for mata wey no consign you.

alsudan:
Buhari must title his book " The Return of Usman Dan Fodio" when he's finally sacked next year.

SarcasticGenius:
True. But if you were shy you could just sneak them into love letters and ask your friend to deliver the letter on your behalf But beware of the type of friend you entrust with such a mission o!

Basher8583:
Na so you daft reach so tey you wan die for girl wey no send you.
Like I said earlier... Mind your business

SarcasticGenius:
I preferred using lines from songs by Boyz II Men and All 4 One My technique was very reliable

SarcasticGenius:
Boomerang- Eddie Murphy

The Nutty Professor- Also Eddie Murphy

Juice- Tupac Shakur & Omar Epps

Blade Trinity--Wesley Snipes (Ma Nigga, but you should have paid your taxes )

Lean On Me--The first Morgan Freeman movie I ever watched and loved. Still looking for it online, but can't find it

Who Got Game---Denzel Washington

Thin Line Between Love and Hate---Martin Lawrence

Poetic Justice===Tupac Shakur & Janet Jackson

Don't Be A Menace 2 The Society----Bokeem Woodbine

Coming to America. A movie I used the lines to toast babes those days.

chukxie:
All except Drumline. Where's Menace2 Society, I can do bad by myself, Madea (all series)?

Basher8583:
Mind your business.... I just gave her a friendly advice since I noticed she's being too childish and unsmart.

Basher8583:
You know for someone who displays her profile picture, you should be careful with what you say as you are no longer anonymous.
You can easily be tracked with that slutty picture you have in your profile

BabaOwen:
I saw a video of how Iranians protested violently because they were not given enough power supply, I watched it on CNN,Aljazeera,BBC and Euro news.

But here for Nigeria, we don't know our right

jeffizy:
It will be nice if it works out.
Unfortunately, we've learnt in this part of the world to take such news with a pinch of salt.

KendrickAyomide:
Hahahahahaha . my guy you are too much .. Tori oloun i am your number one fan. thanks for making me laugh so hard all the time. When you are in benin hit me up make i flex you for my city

CuTTiieAngeL:
At 26 i should be married with my first son, i dunno what ladies of these days do or look for before getting married.

NwaAmaikpe:




Femi Otedola may be a successful businessman but a failed father.
When last did he carry out the compulsory monthly virginity examination on his daughters?

A girl of this age should not even let her parents know she is in a romantic relationship let alone flaunt a scarecrow of a man as her boyfriend for the world to see.

Back in the days, you'd hide to sneak a letter to your crush through her younger ones.
You won't even risk being caught standing next to her by her parents.

Those were the days of purity.

Kids of this generation have no courtesy or decorum. They'd bring in a boy into their parent's house to screw them in the room upstairs while their parents watch Politics Today downstairs.

Na wa sha.
Times have really changed