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European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Swansea Vs Manchester United 1 - 4 On 17 August 2013 by SwTonia(f): 8:51pm On Aug 17, 2013
Ajibam:

U mean hategrin??
yes hate
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Swansea Vs Manchester United 1 - 4 On 17 August 2013 by SwTonia(f): 7:06pm On Aug 17, 2013
I hath dis.swansea after all d trust i hv 4 u guys 2 make ma weekend

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Education / Re: Kano University Alumni Slam ASUU Over Strike by SwTonia(f): 6:17pm On Aug 17, 2013
Dat ma skul repping.ASUU I DON TIRE 4 HOUSE
Religion / Re: Falling Down Under Anointing? by SwTonia(f): 5:02pm On Aug 15, 2013
Hv never fell under anointing.bt during worship, prayers their is dis feelng in ma stomach nt pains really dat makes me scream out loud,praising God ,speaking in tongues bt i dnt fall.meanwhile am nt one gud gal oh nd after each incident shame God dey catch me cus everybdy knw me as one very gud bad gal 4 skul
Health / Re: I'm Experiencing Sleep Paralysis - Please Advice! by SwTonia(f): 10:02pm On Aug 13, 2013
I do hv it 2 den, bt nw hv stop hving it,of recent i read abt it on net,didn't want 2 blive it spiritual, bt i remember vividly dat immediately we relocated frm ma previous house, it stops
Religion / Re: How God Delivered Me From Self-service by SwTonia(f): 3:34pm On Aug 11, 2013
Na wan aboki 4 ma area surprise me, he cums 2 ma backyard nd do d self service tin til dat akamu go comot.i watch d whole show sha bt e no funny oh.make God deliver dis 1 as he take deliver op
Religion / Re: Its Sunday: What Are You Asking God For? by SwTonia(f): 1:46pm On Aug 11, 2013
Everytin
Politics / Re: Confessions Of A Former Boko Haram Member by SwTonia(f): 11:24am On Aug 10, 2013
True or false, d story shldn't b taken lightly.me i don dey fear already bt God dey ma side sha
Celebrities / Re: Peter Okoye Proposed To Lola Omotayo Because She Deserved It by SwTonia(f): 10:44am On Aug 10, 2013
Am Hapi 4 dem
Nairaland / General / Re: Annoying Things Nigerians Do by SwTonia(f): 7:44pm On Aug 09, 2013
lawrenzoo: You open your local TV Station and all you dey hear na " ASUU strike is a miasma of a deprecable apothesis
of an hemorrhaging plutocracy, cascadingly oozing into
a malodorous excrescence of mobocracy.
With all termagant ossifying proclivities of a kakistocracy,
our knowledgia centura is enveloped in a paraphlegic
crinkum crankum. Therefore ASUU,cest in dejavu, dejavu peret ologomabia. Abeg make una tell me why ASUU no go strike:/ :O
sumtins i wonder if dis senator english dey dictionary
Politics / Re: Abati Shares Nairaland Link On His TL by SwTonia(f): 11:27am On Aug 08, 2013
Love Gej nd his works

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Fashion / Re: Aevin Dugas With Biggest Natural Afro by SwTonia(f): 3:19pm On Aug 07, 2013
Dis one 2 much na
Politics / Re: 24-hour Curfew Imposed On Potiskum... by SwTonia(f): 9:43am On Aug 07, 2013
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Politics / Re: Samsung To Locate Vocational Academy In Ogun by SwTonia(f): 9:37am On Aug 06, 2013
A welcum development.almost dia
Health / Re: Tips For Parents With Bedwetting Children by SwTonia(f): 2:48pm On Aug 04, 2013
Xo no b only me,many are guilty of this 2,it nt funny oh i wasn't allow 2 slip in bed,i slip on mat,always spreading d mat 2 dry every mrn,even wen it cold i still on d mat. den c d bully 4rm neighbours nd siblings.was even given a name "pisser" hw i stop it i dnt knw bt it was always ma prayer request in every prayer meeting.
Health / Re: Body Types For Females And Males by SwTonia(f): 11:33am On Aug 04, 2013
Nice body type nadia
Career / Re: Mathematics In Nigeria- The Way Forward by SwTonia(f): 11:49pm On Jul 31, 2013
Hmmmm dat finding x in d outside world
Romance / Re: Mother Catches Teacher Under Her Daughter's Bed by SwTonia(f): 9:05pm On Jul 31, 2013
BEDmatics
Health / Re: Abuja Conjoined Twins Die by SwTonia(f): 3:45pm On Jul 31, 2013
Hv always been thinking of hw dey wil b disjoint,nd concluded dat d best option was 4 dem 2..... RIP babies
Politics / Re: Implement ASUU's Demands - President Jonathan by SwTonia(f): 1:49pm On Jul 31, 2013
Welldone Goodluck u is nt a slowpoke after all
Politics / Re: Governor Kwankwaso Visits Victims Of Kano Blast by SwTonia(f): 10:04pm On Jul 30, 2013
Kano when shall u knw peace
Politics / Re: Kano's New Mega Cities And Transport Terminals! by SwTonia(f): 10:23am On Jul 30, 2013
I lyk wat i see outside sabon gari, he is really doing nice job.bt pls sumtin shld b done 2 d roads in sabon gari
Politics / Re: Bomb Blasts In Sabon Gari, Kano State by SwTonia(f): 11:49pm On Jul 29, 2013
payless:


Wow! He said "mark my word there will be a bomb explosion in kano"

His ip address must be tracked down and he should brought in for questioning. He knew what was coming.
he said dat after d explosion

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Politics / Re: Bomb Blasts In Sabon Gari, Kano State by SwTonia(f): 11:45pm On Jul 29, 2013
I stay in sabon gari 2 bt d tin no funny oh
Religion / Re: Pope Francis: Who Am I To Judge Gay People? by SwTonia(f): 6:21pm On Jul 29, 2013
NeuroBoss: Catholicism, Papacy and The Religion of Mary is losing it
shut d Bleep up,wat xo hard 2 understand dia,who truely is he 2 judge
TV/Movies / Re: Maltina Dance All Contestants Performing (Picture) by SwTonia(f): 8:09pm On Jul 27, 2013
Me wey slim lyk die, i do try am i no fit,d place nearly tear sef
Literature / Re: Child Bride by SwTonia(f): 2:05pm On Jul 26, 2013
Don't senator yerima dem 13 yrz old babies na beg i dey oh
Family / Re: Evil Acts You Committed As A Kid by SwTonia(f): 9:59pm On Jul 22, 2013
joeace2020: i once spat and farted in my brothers food
i once put cockroach in the soup meant for the house
i once burst dads tire so we wouldnt go to school and i succeded.
i once stole mums money and set my other brodas up by distributing it into their pockets.

over to you
bt u wicked oh
Romance / Re: Health Benefits Of Se.x by SwTonia(f): 10:58am On Jul 19, 2013
Just passing,3rd 2 comment
Music/Radio / Re: D'banj Is This Years' Hennessy Artistry Artist!!!!!!!!! by SwTonia(f): 10:23pm On Jul 18, 2013
End time tinx
Career / Re: Degrees With Lowest Employment Prospects In Nigeria by SwTonia(f): 9:21pm On Jul 18, 2013
Nawa oh as a biochemist i wan get job sharperly oh,if i graduate

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