an0daGuy:
Hmm dem don dey near aso rock small small.

Very soon buhari go relax dey chew him gworo for balcony come look downstairs see bandits dey set bomb for him gate and dey gesture for am to come open door for them quick quick OR . . .

APC e’ haff finish 9ja

There is a reason this terrorists dont go after the govt cos they follow a script,boko split into two factions cos shekau changed course hence he had to go.. make i no too talk.. terrorists all over the world go after the govt structure.... not in naija. Enuf said..

kponkedenge:
Boris Johnson no do quarter of wetin our clueless president has done, yet he has resigned.

But you'll still see people hailing Buhari and supporting APC despite the calamity they have brought upon Nigerians.

If Buhari were to contest again, he will still win because of the stupidity of the average Nigerian..... You'll still see them here on nairaland campaigning for him.

Nowhere is safe again in this hell hole.

Waiting for @vulturegrills prayer for his darling daddy..we rise

Blaqroman0000:
Edo state and being fetish na 5&6

For those jobless atheist that thinks life starts and end in their keypads, that always doubt that juju doesn't work... If you're in lagos let me send you to one baba in lagos ajegunle... Edo for that matter, go there and say juju doesn't work then you'll be a scape goat... Una dey use Edo play with juju!

They are extremely fetish

If ordinary small pikin for kogi,edo or sagamu use ring slap those self acclaimed atheists dem go drink garri till dem give them the antidote. there can never be light without darkness.. oyinbo wey naija atheists dey copy na hin even do juju pass..

According to @vulturegrills and buharists "presido jonathan no work,jona steal nigeria money finish,insecurity worse under jona",yet check the years mentioned that those gallant officers performed and were promoted and given medals,its all jona's tenure..check the year they were retired forcefully buhari's tenure..same way the mercenaries destroying boko under jona then were sent packing by buhari.. make una prepare for this election ohhhh any thing dem tell una make una reverify cos your votes actually counts thats why buhari and cohorts used massive media propaganda to blind people into kicking out gej.. am sure i dont need to tell anyone the effect of that costly blunder..

wonder233:
will not say anything about this. What is uppermost in his mind is his tribe and religion. He doesn't mind suffering, he doesn't mind dying. To him, tribe and religion supercedes all that.
He won't say anything about Kuje, about Owo, about fuel scarcity, about high cost of food, about zero electricity,... The deep hate he has for a certain ethnic group - the ibos, will make him bear all these things and much more. He hates them so much, he doesn't mind dying, he doesn't mind his children's futures truncated. That is how deep and self consuming his hate for them is.
On his signature he refers to them as "swine", similar to the Nazis and Hutus.

@vulturegrills is buhari's nephews cousins cousin...hin must stand with hin family of fanatics...

Fahdiga:
Oil dey your head.

Lol..

Fahdiga:
Nigeria is officially the most dangerous place in the world right now. Within the space of few hours, the president's convoy was attacked in his home state. A correctional facility was attacked in the country's capital and now this one. Buhari has destroyed Nigeria beyond redemption.

Only the kwara incident is an attack.. the rest mentioned na plan work, its all chess and right now the best players are moving their pieces into place for the checkmate.. thats why the presido isnt bothered cos the same players played the game to get him into aso rock, its just a pity that the pawns always suffer the most..

Johnkay01:






Peter Obi's fans are sardists I know that for sure and that is because they are mainly IPOB.

They replicate the hatred they disseminate on their anti - Nigeria platforms which their Messiah created.

Tinubu = Atiku = Obi

Because APC = PDP = LP

Therefore all politicians in the 3 parties are birds of a feather.


Nobody will dine with PDP comfortably for those years and not being extremely corrupt, especially Atiku whom OBJ can never forget how he outsmarted him in the game of corruption.

No mind all these political newbies.. all those men you mention wey get where dem dey gather fr midnight dey play poker&blackjack.. use half of nigeria properties gamble.. peter obi wey na game plan to checkmate tinubu so atiku go fit slide inside aso rock pekus without stress....
The hatred ibos show other tribes was sown by govt agents for periods like this..the cabal banks on that division to manipulate minds and souls to do their bidding unconsciously.. only love and unity can win back this country,unfortunately love has been dead in naija decades ago....

jmoore:


Buhari warning terrorists: "I say this: we are coming. No matter what rock you crawl under, what hole you sink into, what lie you hide behind, we are coming and we will find you".




Few days later, terrorists strike Abuja the seat of power. The audacity of terrorists!!

Terrorists with poor budget are defeating Nigerian military, police with hundreds of billions of naira.

Buhari keep making noise while terrorists are working out their actions.

Never in the history of Nigeria have we witnessed the type of promo terrorists are doing now.

As usual, no one will get fired for this breach.

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Is Israel using prayer to kill terrorists?

If prayer is the solution to all problems of Nigeria, we should have elected pastors and imams to fill every political office.

Your Buhari has failed!!! Stop hiding his incompetence with prayer.

You get time dey reply buhari pro maxmax..aka.@vulturegrills...

Where @mannavulturegrills dey Of course hin go dey peep from behind curtain for this kin thread.. abeg if una see am tell am sey make hin come pray that hin prayer for this thread.. shameless president and most shameless followers....

RichDad1:
While Sanwo-olu seems to be trying in terms of infrastructures, the security situation in lagos is in comatose.
The CP and the IG needs to do something quick. The police should face their primary core duties instead of chasing yahoo boys up and down.

Police no longer even chase yahoo boys..in fact they no longer perform any kind of policing duty..their mindset now is payback to the citizens for the endsars debacle.. they are secretly boiling underneath just waiting fr the right time to unleash their revenge.. agege road to vi,lekki thereabouts is plagued by kidnappers/one chance operators, there re traffic robbers on almost all major bridges, any area linked to waterways is now a free zone for kidnappers..not to forget the diff lynchings which happened right in front of policemen recently, thats to show you lagos no longer have a working police..

kolamilan:
Nigeria was never on top of the map when God said, 'Let there be light'." Albert Einstein (1938)

"Drinking 'garri' doesn't mean you're poor, but allowing it to swell before drinking is Poverty. Isaac Newton (1842)

"He who runs around looking for scissors to cut indomie seasoning sachets is not yet hungry." Adolf Hilter (1996)

"It is only when you see a mosquito landing on your testicles that you realise that there are ways of solving problems without violence." Aristotle (1762)

"Only a courageous woman can fry a bunch of plantain without tasting any." Queen Elizabeth (1945)

"He who unwraps a sharwama before tasting it cannot keep a secret." Abraham Lincoln (1864)

"Any man that uses his teeth to cut 'shaki' from pepper-soup with his eyes wide open is not afraid of anything." Martin Luther King Jnr (1900).

"Anyone who thinks he has many enemies has never been with a mountain of fire member." William Shakespeare (1788).

"Anyone who graduated without experiencing strike probably has never been to Nigeria." Lord Lugard (1904).

"He who refuses to classify 'agege' bread and 'akara' as a type of sandwich is a racist." Martin Luther king Jnr (1931).

"Any man who drinks 'alomo' bitters without squeezing his face, is capable of murder." chief Olusegun Obasanjo(1999)

"Anyone who puts stew on 'jollof' rice has trust issues." Fela Kuti (1971)
." Have a great weekends friends!

Hilariously nice...thumbs up..but remove that alomo part,e get reason....

Samunique:
I won't be surprised if things turn out this way.

Since APC and Tinubu have decided to be foolish, and PDP greedy, the best option now MAY BE Peter Obi.

Though Nigerian political climate presently does not favour him bcs of the gross corruption that has eaten deep into the system. But then let him fight and those who believe in him, he may pull a surprise !

After all he's better than those two old men !

APC missed their chance in Osinbajo/Ameachi and now they're in dilemma and confusion !

Obi should generally win by a landslide based on the devilish destruction this country and its people have faced this past 7years.. but i can comfortably tell you he wont win if his ibo supporters dont embrace unity and diplomacy.. i am a staunch liberal and a strong patriot with a lot of people i can sway come election time..right on the streets the body language is vote obi cos people are angry at tinubu for a lot of reasons that are deeper than even politics..but this same people are beginning to change their mind abt obi,i mean hundreds of yorubas who in turn control hundreds of others and the main reason is the ibos attitude to anyone not ibo or aligned with their views.. check twitter and see their inflammatory words,even here on nairaland,and to me thats the biggest obstacle obi has to navigate..cos yorubas will just rather stick to the devil they know...TINUBU.. thats the same mistake kanu made..he first insulted and denigrated major yoruba allies before making a u-turn to align with them but alas it was too late..no one tribe can win an election alone..thats why atiku chose okowa..

Crixxx:
Olusola Soneye and Olufunke Adegoke

When it comes to rape, paedophile, incest and sodomy count them in.

You wont read with comprehension,just rush to do quick to comment..shameful people even liked your tribalistic senseless defamatory statement.. i wonder how much you will get paid to be a bigot..
I wish those names you quoted in a defamatory way see your comment and sue your whole life..

BigYash:
Ignorance na really disease . Even me don't believe in these things. But for the avoidance of doubt. Just try and meet any of these juju men or women( Not the fake ones,looking for fowl to cook stew or goat to make pepper soup o). Tell anyone of them that you don't believe in voodoo. That you need them to prove the shit call juju to you.. Then you go get first hand experience. Juju no dey work o.. But just try this advice. We really need to stop this juju juju thing in Africa,like you rightly pointed out. But you don't just sit in the comfort of your home and say things you know nothing about. Give it a trier bro/sist.

This got me cracking.... Nice advice though.. also its better the person you replied to do the said research at shagamu...e get reason why.

ariesbull:
How would area boys make their money
How would iya biliki sell her ewedu
How would iya basiru sell her agbọ
Where will the area bits hang out
How will the igbo sell their okrika


Why don't modernize it and utilize the space... Lagos doesn't have land and every land should be utilised...

Lagos isnt for everybody..just as dc or newyork isnt for every american..you cant expect lagos to bend backwards for every tom,dick and harry..people should utilise their talents more in their state..thats called development..but of course most state governors do nothing hence everyone comes to the state(lagos)that has created every avenue for them to make it..then still turn around to curse the same state and say its no mans land..

The corridors of power are dark places,if you havent been there or isnt close to people there wont u.stand,its the same all over the world,its what i have been trying to educate obi supporters who re always fighting everyone online about..
Dont be shocked there is already a meeting going on btw obi and his real handlers.. the sticking point is what to give obi without making him lose face,obi and his handlers have only one enemy tinubu..
Its left to obi to choose a side tinubu or atiku.. cos he aint winning any election what's left is for him to leverage is position to do what's best for him now or in the future..and whoever gives him an offer too good to refuse becomes president..thats real politics..

Reading this thread still shows the same deep sated ethnic issues you all always fuelling online..the same way nnamdi kanu made the mistake of thinking he can achieve biafra alone.he abused yorubas called them animals in a zoo before he realised it to late that unity and love is key..
You all saying obi is good and the best thing right now,is it only ibos that will make him president?? You all abusing anyone you deem is against your obi thinking they yorubas,are you saying all ibos will vote obi?? I can tell you with a fact that 50% of ibos will vote pdp.. instead of you all to cajole,unite,placate so as to have the majority votes that will destroy the northern cabal,you ibos choose to abuse,denigrate and count as inconsequential anyone who tries to have a discussion on here. there are sane yorubas,highly placed and educated with millions of followers put together that wont vote tinubu, but you ibos attitude both here and on twitter( which is even worse ) is what will make those yorubas just stick with the tribal card.

Wrong comparison..shey hin no get photo of when hin dey go club with hin girl for naija?? So if you dey do lawma for usa na gucci and fendi you go wear go work??rubbish.. nigeria is blessed...

Mke una no derail thread nahhh..@amisha....@chidi...@roman....and co..here no be beer parlor wey una go dey argue .. we don hear..all of una win..case closed..let the thread be rerailed...

This thread is gone...derailed... Thrown to the wolves by bigotry... Nairaland is now a joke..

[quote author=Aboki99 post=113676578]This is puerile!

Political parties care about a winning combination.

As a northerner, I know something for sure;

If Tinubu chooses a xtian as his VP he stands not a BAT in hell's chance of becoming Nigeria's president.

So the northern Muslims who constitute the biggest voting bloc in Nigeria will siddon look the minorities whose combined voting power is nowhere near theirs to rule over them?

Only with a Muslim Muslim ticket does the Apc stands a chance, otherwise they should as well quit the race even before it started. Reason?

The muslims are the majority in the NW, NE, NC and SW(for SW do the math state by state). The only area where Christians predominate are SE and SS. In fact, if not for the magnanimity of Muslims in Nigeria, a xtian can never be Nigeria's president! Yes, you heard me right because the muslims are the majority in this country even according to the CIA factbook (Google it and see).

You just siddon for your parlor do census for nigeria... Of all organisations you come quote cia...na wah..

Etinosa1234:
That's why I don't believe news spread by Igbo pple until I can cross check with other sources

Igbo pple have made it seem like the world is against them..

They are in every state in Nigeria, doing their business and making their profits but their inner hatred towards other tribes that gave them economic opportunity has blinded them

Any little thing, Yoruba hate us.. Benin hate us... Urhobo hate us... Itsekiri hate us.. Fulani hate us

One Igbo person that has lived all his life in Lagos will sew thread on twitter on how Yoruba hate them... How Yoruba don't rent houses to them

Same them will still tell u that they own 50% of the lands in Lagos

Its getting sickening at this point to be very sincere



Ahswear... I thought I was the only one who noticed it..

They like pushing that "its us vs them" narrative

Modified: Seeing Igbo's cry and lament in my mentions abt their tribe makes me wanna cum ...

Funnily enough, I don't oppose Peter obi candidacy.. I don't even have a candidate yet but there is something special abt Igbo people tears

So na wetin helinues dey enjoy be this

You have said it all..i hve been in the east for years and have good ibo friends but some are just so pathetic..reason most yoruba landlords dnt rent house to them again...they turn your two bedroom to their mansion and parcel it out fr rent to their village people,chase them out after rent expiration they begin to fight you with charge and bail lawyer..they shld pray biafra doesnt work cos thats when they will know lagos is peoples land..
They are the major reason why no one except them will vote peter obi cos their offensive behaviour especially online rubs off on peter obi

heendrix:


I sincerely think you should commend the Yorubas for being loving and accommodating. atleast SW isn't making the place hell for Igbos, we help ur business grow even

Yorubas will never get quarter of the accommodation, friendliness and peace we show to you guys down west, Yoruba businesses will not even grow in the East, yall would never allow it.

Dont mind the guy,i wonder how many yorubas he has seen having friendship with hausas compared to ibos,the same ibos re the cause of their own calamities always claiming peoples homes,always bragging when they at the mercy of their hosts,always taking advantage of the hospitality of their hosts,they allow them buy houses,intermarry, do business in peace no matter the location... i mean the so called biafra who wins and who loses? Maybe when yorubas start behaving like the northerners b4 the ibos u.stand they have it good in yoruba land..

The relationship is over and she isnt the one who wants it over,but your need for incessant control over her all in the name of love..have you heard the saying if she wants to be treated like a hoe,treat her like one.. man up and treat her the way she wants,like trash and if you arent cold like we pboys..then just end the relationship for your own sake..cos its obvious you the only one who gives a f**k.

Yea.. tinubu don win first ballot.. 15states down already..

Soso990240:
That's fair. We don't need a desperate politician as president. We made d mistake with Buhari, we won't repeat same mistake with Tinubu

You forgot to mention the desperate one at pdp...�

tradepunter:


i have observed the hundeyin guy you mentioned.... he seems to be on top of things when it comes to breaking news. Have followed him already.

The news appears very legit.

Yea..he is the pro for the police..

syntekelite:
..meanwhile okada men are presently fighting lagos task force at idiaraba lagos.. they were banned from abuja,kano e.t.c they never made a noise..they no even comot single nail to fight..now they banned them in lagos albeit with very concrete reasons...they exchanging gunfire with the police..
We will never vote another fulani into aso rock again..buhari was just a breath of evil air.. ibos get the hatred out of your heart and vote anyone apart from atiku..

The area has been cleared now..safer than hours ago..motorists are back to plying the route and hundeyin confirmed they will have some officers patrolling there at night..

tradepunter:


then you would have put a disclaimer saying ' for those going through that axis" because I have checked twitter and yet to find news on it...

on the internet its the one that happened 12 months ago,,,,

Hundeyin just messaged me that they have cleared the area and its safe now.. he said they reinforced the task force with more officers and apprehended the men who resisted with dangerous weapons .. people should stil be careful especially at night in that area cos they always use such days to rob..

tradepunter:


where is your source??/ you just put out something and you want everyone to believe what you wrote without verification?? isn't that the height of ignorance??

You re the ignorant one. the post is meant fr those plannin to move around that area or are passing thru to be aware and stay safe.if you dnt believe your cup of tea . So during war you will carry your phone and go and record the war abii??
Something i witnessed as it was starting you askin me source,so until newspaper wey slow carry the news b4 you believe...smh..

ogwumgbe:


None of my business, whether they rule or not don't remove anything from my body

Good for you then..