BEGS is a strong word to use in this case

Don't you think?

Na by force?

You no go face front.

Shame suppose dey catch all these politicians or politically exposed people especially when it has to do with welfare of citizens or how private individuals use their money these people suppose to hide their heads in shame. But na dem dey quick open mouth wahhhh

So... Westin go come happen to the rolls Royce? Him go dash costoms that one, be that na.

Na all these things dey make some to Japa no look back.

Even many, go to the city and NEVER go back to village, some who manage to go back only go for Holidays and it's usually not more than 3weeks.

How village wan take develop? Development starts from the mind.

I mean village suppose secure pass township or city because almost everybody knows everybody and it's more family oriented. But na there the evil dey shelle pass

Choba, wawu this is close to home.

Sorry ya!

I'm not judging your friend oh, all of us like woman, we have all been tempted including me, typing.

But try and seek medical help, if not before you know you'll hear ahn ahn na strong man, nothing sick am, him just dey die like that. And him been visit me just yesterday oh
Me and am follow talk this morning.

And you know how we Africans hate autopsy so even the family will have not even a clue about what really killed him.

They'll just assume it's spiritual attack.

This Anambra girl no go, go rest

She and Peter suppose dey think about their lives now especially her

Broken home is not the best especially for developing/growing children

Bull77778:
People are still getting working visa oh, people are still being denied ,wetin dey be say do the right thing and pray it works for you , people are still being denied student visas

Yes ohhhh!!! You have spoken well, I just wish people will be a little more open.
The way this place is dry gives the impression that little or nothing is happening
Nobody is coming back to testify or follow up.

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Abeg help me ask your agent, I don't have land documents in my name but I have landed property documents in my dad's name with CofO and another one in my mum's name will that suffice for me as proof of something that will bring me back?

Guy that student route will be sure for us but the cost of school fee, certificate attestation abi what do they call it and the stress of going to school and also depending on how financially bouyant you are you may need to work part time to sustain yourself so to me it seems a little bit more complicated than work route, also the proof of funds I suspect is more for student than worker, that's why I don't want the school route. And most of all School done tire me.

But you should consider the student route, if you have the means consider it abeg.

post=106274123:

Sha watch well before u start running

Thanks for the advice bro.
But No be today I start to look, I have looked and looked, studied and observed...
Even here on Nairaland I've studied everywhere Estonia, Australia, Canada, Germany, Russia and a few others but I settled for the one I settled for one which among the "few others" for certain good reasons.

I have also watched lots of videos, read lots of books and studied certain languages like svenska (Swedish), Deutsch (German) and even very little Portuguese.

I have been following up for many years about 6 or 7 years observing because it's my life and I don't want to take chances. And I had time on my side I had always known I wanted to japa right from SS3 but no funds then so till 6years uni + 1 year Law school + 1 year NYSC althrough money was coming but nothing enough to safe towards the movement until one day something HOOGE entered one lump sum. So lump that it's only about 2% of it I'm using to japa and so huge that I don't need any other persons proof of funds so I just believe it's destiny. Because I've been planning for this without knowing where the funds will come from.

So now I'm comfortable with almost everything, I have Atleast 3 persons willing to come pick me up from the airport (one is a former classmate of mine and the other 2 are natives of the country one is a friend I made online while trying to interract with people from the country to understand how they think and their attitudes towards foreigners especially Africans) and so I feel the time is right with all the research I've done it already feels like I've been living their for a while now with all the things I know and have seen about the place I mean I watched a 30minutes video of a car ride from the airport to the exact area I'll be staying at, I used Google maps to check out the place I'll be working at, so I cmenant even lose there, forget oh my preparation is iron clad, so hopefully by next year japa will be accomplished.

It's just the embassy waka that's the major thing remaining for me. according to others the delay is too much it's taking 5 to 8 months to get a reply from the embassy instead of 2weeks or 2months max as it used to be in the past before C0vid.

Una still dey do this thing?

E done do oh, make Una no dey whine person

Icydan:
I'm 23 years old turning 24 next year by may, I only have my waec certificate,
I applied for work permit in poland July 1st but I have not gotten any respond so far. I want to know is because of my age or is it because of my qualification which is waec . Please someone should tell me. Thank you

Lol I'm glad someone here is younger than me even if it's by one or two years, because when I wanted to do mine the lady from the first agency I wanted to use said I'm very young. But she didn't say it was going to affect my chances anyway, ive also seen job ads requiring people aged 20 to 50 so I think youth is even an advantage.

But I have finished university my own fear was that I may be over qualified so I didnt even bother talking about my degree's.


Don't worry sha I don't think your age will be a problem you are over 21 so no matter the jurisdiction you are an adult and qualified to work and travel solo.

Also I was told by people from different African countries including Nigeria using different agencies the same thing, no matter the agent or agency the embassies are all slow this period rather than the 2 to 3 months it used to take it's now taking 5-8 months.

I can make several guesses 1. C0vid 2. Holiday period 3. Yearly Quota reached like someone said

So fear not let's just watch and pray
I hope it's one or all of the things I mentioned, if it is then we can be sure that it'll get better by next year.

Bull77778:
Each country does

I still doubt they made their quota already considering the lock down, I mean think about it I was in Abuja during that time I know our ECOWAS neighbors didn't come for visa even people within Nigeria didn't come because of restrictions of movements and curfews in various states.
Many embassies either ran on half capacity or didn't operate at all.

The place was entirely deserted I went to the Portuguese embassy, German Embassy and a few other embassy for job related stuff wry LA's LA's noncome get head and I lived around Maitama were many embassies are located and they were all closed for months. I didn't notice any queue at all.

So all I'm saying is I can't see where they could have gotten people to fill their quota.

Anyway I'm just starting the process now so before my documents will reach it may be 8 to 10 weeks or even more which is Next year so no wahala.

Bull77778:
Try from next year embassies are already at the brink of there yearly visa quota

So Poland has yearly quota?

Anyhow sha, Next year we will be in front of the line.
And we will come back here to testify.

I would have loved to finish mine before my next birthday in February but Nigerian immigration messed up my plans

me who watched squid game much earlier before it became trendy and I felt proud

How much more oga director I can only imagine how he feels now
All that sacrifice was worth it

No day wey we no go see or hear of one avoidable death or another in this country

No be me send you work

Call your mother to come and help you complete what she started

But you done enter, you done enter forget that other woman I'm sure she may have moved on by now or the feelings she had for you back then may have faded.
Try to work on this one, tell her everything you just told us one cool night after eating and better lashing have a heart to heart discussion with her and try to fix things

As far as you still have that other woman in mind as plan B I'm sure even you will want this your plan A to fail so that you can test plan B, you will also be looking at every small mistake as a big deal because you will always have plan B in mind

Also remember Nostalgia is a b!+Ch in your mind that plan B woman will ALWAYS be better than she really is and that Plan A woman in the house with you will ALWAYS be a little worse than she truly is because you rarely remember the minor mistakes of miss plan B you didn't store those things in your mind, meanwhile every mistake Mrs plan A makes is very fresh and new.

TMKsouth:


If I'm dying of anal cancer from gay sex then why would I "bitch and whine" about u bleeping "our women" , your cow brain can't even follow logic?

Do u even realise that SA men and women sleep with people from all over the world every single day - we're the most cosmopolitan country in Africa . Why are u acting like it's just Nigerians receiving sex in SA ? It shows how honoured and excited u are to get close to South Africans. Why u always bragging bout SA women, my guy (inferiority complex maybe )

#OnlyNLCreatorsWillChaseMeOffHere

Are u a Nairaland creator buddy ??

Dear TMk we love you, I have read alot of your posts and learnt some stuff from you on NL
You know this is a faceless forum and yo7 know how people are more violent on twitter than Instagram or Facebook where their identities are more out thwr in the open.
Also most people who support or enjoy what you post will simply leave a like rather than a comment in support
Whereas the very few e-haters are somehow always voc
So that's why it may seem as if you are getting more hate than love. But i want to let you know your contributions are appreciated on Nairaland

KingDash:
naso you go dey think.. even some celebrities don commit suicide because of some insults

I know and it's not only celebs
Even me one time I didn't go out at all
I had no friends, I hated the world
At another time I felt like ending it all
But I thought to myself, harming myself won't help at all
Instead I'm very sure even after ending it people will still
Insult me ontop

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Thank you

He went to test the waters first
He has chosen hideout

So when Nigeria goes up in flames
We know where he will be
Ghana chillin

Baba god do my own abeg
Small cash

By the way Nigerians are too docile
Nigeria won't break
But the heat, the fire will consume many Nigerians
Both rich and poor
It has already started

Osibobo chop your money leave racists na who done chop but no get work get dey getstrength and time to chant racist chants

But Ehn if I fit dey make 50,000usd per week, you can call me anything you want, knock yourself out.
After all no be today people done dey curse me for free

If I tell you all the names dem call me and people wey done curse me you no go believe and nairaland no go do us.

I was born with bow leg it was fixed eventually very painfully though
I also had transparent enamel so my teeth was not white and because my bones are not exactly white people called me names for that as well

Even my papa no been believe say I smart? Him been they call me opkoko, my French teacher called me mumuyeye, I still don't know what any of those mean (if you do help me out with the meanings abeg),

back in secondary school some girl that was hoeing herself to me because she thought I had lots of cash because I spent some money on a friend's sister whom she was friends with in front of her, when I refused to spend on her even after she threw herself at me, unknown to her it was cause I had no money.
she stopped the hoeing, I won't lie I missed it and the girl was fine, tall exactly my height then, slim and yellow my spec, at the time I wasn't red pilled, I was a soy boy simp who thought she was actually in love with him (I was tall, thin, decent looking my legs were straightened by this time, only the translucent enamel) she and her friends started calling me Ginger because of my teeth I've since fixed it

Agric, crk, geography and maths teachers, fellow students and more all had their days of raining insults not just on me but a few others too who were maybe fat or walked funny or something and don't get me started with floggings too, some teachers will just wipe you cane for absolutely no reason maybe as a form of hailing or greeting as they passed you.

Even before secondary school most of the teachers that thought me in primary school knew about my condition but will still come and do "inspection" when they get to me they knew they could always use teeth to beat me up and no matter how many times I explained to them and even tried to prove it by scraping my teeth (you shouldn't do that the teeth became sensitive to hot or cold stuff) at the time I needed to show them my teeth wasn't dirty it was just the colour, but for where! nobody gree hear, so every morning devotion they did inspection it was steady chopping of cane for me, it got to the point when anytime they said inspection I would just go out for the cane, until primary 5 when one teacher, aunty Loveth noticed and intervened but I was already used to burning morning devotion cane especially from uncle Wakama and uncle igbigis (these were the best cane wielders that school had) also it was only one or two terms to my graduation.

Anyway all these EXPERIENCES helped make me stronger. today you can insult me from morning to night and I won't even feel it
If you like insult my mama or Papa or ANYTHING it doesn't affect me

So Osimhen my résumé is full abeg send me 2,000usd per week I will train you on how not to get hurt by b.s. racist chants.

Ehya

There has to be at least one real soldier working with or for those "fake soldiers"

How do the know what army pass is and how it looks like enough to fake it along with army i.d cards and those materials they have look to be of very high quality

They must have held a real soldiers i.d in their hand as well as a real soldiers pass
They should investigate well.

Also it's like Nigeria is now a distribution center for drugs and narcotics see Ehn Federal government should just tax them as long as it's not for local consumption allow the foreign customs do their job

In Colombia and environs they have built entire cities I mean quality cities with electricity, water, good housing, drainage system off this trade, monitor those involved allow them do their thing with close supervision, tight man marking. Everybody will smile

Hey come F.G make Una no touch my money oh

I will japa ijn

No be me Una go leave here

Edit: Money done enter; intl passport secured; now awaiting documents...

Edit: document 1: Job offer SECURED! 18-November-2021

APC and PDP are the EXACT SAME Thing don't be fooled

Political parties in Nigeria have no ideologies, no manifesto, you should not be able to just get up and change political parties, political parties should be like religion until you no longer believe in that religion or you now believe another one more should you be able to switch.

You can't just leave the far right and join the far left because being a president under afar right party means some things are guaranteed it will definitely be different from being president under a far left party, policies, laws, public perception etc.

In Nigeria political parties are a group of old men jostling for power to share money that's why it doesn't feel different no matter who is in office, that's why no difference is made, instead things continue to get worse.

That's why you can cross carpet whenever and how ever.
Think about it, if PDP stood for resource control and APC stood for centralisation of some or all resources.
And let us assume ALL SOUTH SOUTH voters were pro resource control which right thinking SOUTH SOUTH governor will switch to APC that will be political suicide.

But it's not political suicide either because:
1. Your votes don't count or maybe
2. The parties have ABSOLUTELY no ideologies or
3. They think or they know that Nigerians are dumb
4. They know Nigerians are docile people who will do nothing to them no matter what

My fans come and see oh

Akwa ibom tson tson oh (I don't know how to spell the son son but you understand what I'm saying)

I thank akwa ibom state because The top 3 best s€× in my life have all come from Akwa ibom girls

As in Ehn f@+ azz and good w@!st movement and the number one was very very good with l!ps

I can't forget

Over religious zealots where are you

God did not save him because he is an evil man
God only saves REAL MUSLIMS OR CHRISTIANS and nothing ever kills them
Infact nothing bad ever happens to you if you are a true follower of God
If you die you are a sinner a Kaffir an infidel
If you are sick or poor God hates you

After all in the last day Allah will burn women who refused to wear Burqa and hijab in Hell fire forever and ever

What a LOVING God, God is
Isn't he wonderful?

Evil man

You can only deceive the gullible, all this is mere entertainment to the misguided nothing more

Oga Dino show us your house and fleet of cars again then please show us what you built with constituency allocation

Then we shall know whether or not you are close to God

By their fruits we shall know them please show us the fruits/constituency projects you did with all the money allocated to you and the one you did out of your own pocket just for the sake of God and nothing more.

South south repping hard

Not entirely fool proof

They'll still ask you for money

One actually did the work the other bought his way to the title

Money