₦airaland Forum

vic224real:
A broke man don't have right to erection!

I think is high time our ladies should start placing values on what I called "SELF ESTEEM, SELF-DEFENSE, & SELF DECIPLINE" and respect their woman hood. No man in his right senses, matured both in looks and mind, responsible, and have the fear of God would want to use you and dump you or molest you and assault you if you have worked on your self from the inside.

We hear pathetic stories everyday about how some ladies are been treated by some of these so-called beasts who called themselves men. Some of these ladies end up being beaten, raped, and even lost their lives in the process all in the name of what they called "Relationship".

ENOUGH!!!

Ladies please don't be too fast to involve your self into any relationship or try to replace your ex with a new guy just because you don't want the gap to be there. If you broke up with a guy and you want to start a fresh relationship with another guy, please take quality time to study and at least know some major things like how much he love God, who are his friends, where he hang out, some of the things he likes and don't, where he spend most of his time, and most especially his financial capability before commuting your precious life and time with him.

I know some of you will be asking " How can one know all of these qualities before getting into a relationship with a guy? "Yes,you are very correct! Its not possible to find out all of these because some would hide their true PERSON in order to achieve what they want at that particular time but then believe me, its possible if truly you take your time. Any guy that doesn't give you enough time to decide, let him go! It your life we are talking about here.

In as much as there are lots of " beast men" out there we still have lots of good ones amongst them. Yes, believe me good men still exist. What you need is quality time to decide.

No broke man have the right to erection! If you are broke, then remain where you and work on your self first before deceiving a lady in to your trap. Why am I saying this? It is because some of these heartless broke men use some of our ladies the way they want it and even leave some miserable for the rest of their lives. Please ladies, this is a little advice from a concerned heart to you.

Try them and you will enjoy the most envious relationship ever!!

Remain blessed!

With all this gragra women are doing these days, I think men should go on strike, and see how they handle the ovulatioin period.

The man had erection which can happen to sensitive person. He should have use his hand to control the 'something' instead of trying to hide it and thereby causing nuisance.

TrapQueen77:
Uuuummn...husband snatcher, bf snatcher juz name it...too many of them in every corner...



#TeamNOboyfriendNOproblem

Why don't you have a boy friend?

Some beast that got lost.

4rin:
please who is this one?

Jirate:
I believe Tinubu can clearly see now that his proposed new book on how they removed Jonathan will not sell,
Gej is still far more popular than Tinubu's Sitting or Dying President.

Ode ni e sha! Do you read Tinubu sitting on same table with past presidents? That should tell you something.

CokersClub:

You dey crazzzz

Mophasa:
Oshokomole 1 of the yoruba Kingdom

The only man that saw the future and predicted what would happen in Aso Rock

Greater than Awolowo

Greater than Tinubu

Greater than OBJ

The greatest yoruba man dead or alive

Long live Peter "The Rock" Ayodele Fayose
Long Live Ekiti state

Please continue the good works you are doing in Ekiti state and Nigeria at large
We the true Democrats of the federal Republic are solidly behind you

Igbo, this guy is dumb!

Emu4life:
So

Nope! Fry stones!

All my life I met ladies who is not after money. And I never abused them too.

tuscani:
look at you correcting another person, you do not even know there is a difference between AIDS, and HIV ! hian

He made his points which is clear 'synonymous' #UseOfWords

DrGoodman:
A lot of money is missing everyday in this government while they blame Jonathan who was a saint.

This present government is fantastically corrupt

You attended late night classes or your eye sight is paining you? 2009!!!

YonkijiSappo:
Nope.
Omoluabis making Nigeria proud everywhere. Brain power, Sports, Music, Highest grossing Nigeria movies, Fashion, Industry... name it.
We are all rounders, so don't even try limiting us to your silly categories.

We are too great a race to be contained within just certain fields of human endeavour.

You are right brother!!!

QueenRiRi:

Am trying hard to laugh, but its not funny.

sapientia:
If not that it goes against everything in me to insult my elders, i would have rained it down on you.

Not like you deserve any respect though just a personal thing..

There are no political parties in Nigeria... In advanced sane climes, pilitical parties are ideologies.. with just your utterances and character.. everyone know where you belong..

what we have in Nigeria is just plenty groups of greedy politicians with only their interest at heart.

My heart bleeds most time i read news of all this cross carpeting.. Am sooo pained watching these old people making caricature of this country..

The reasons you are weeping. Weep no more, just approach any of the bridge liking the highland and take a leap. Isokay!

VolTOxic:
She has yam legs.

Ode ni e. She's beautiful with excellent legs.

EgunMogaji:
Yeah she's aight but it's still Fathia that I want to impregnate.

https://static.pulse.ng/img/incoming/origs4861839/0459726996-w900-h600/fathia.jpg

Baba were!

sensible people should judge based on the constitution which is supreme. Mike is only saying what he thinks. If he knows is onions he should have back his claims from the constitution as a lawyer.

lokobyforch:
Really, u are saying a school principal cannot discipline a school teacher because it was not stated in the appointment letter, we bend nominal Nigerian laws just to suit selfish interest... a police man does not have to wear uniform because he was first a citizen.

officer, a principal cannot discipline a teacher appointed by civil service, he can only report indiscipline. haha!

Omo iebo shall always support fraud. Cos they are brought up fraudulently

idu1:
THE DIFFERENCE BETWEEN
YORUBA DADDIES AND YORUBA MUMMIES.
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PHONE CALL WITH A TYPICAL YORUBA DADDY
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Son: Hello, Sir!

Dad: Hello. How far? Bawo ni?

Son: Mo wa okay. Bawo ni day yin, Sir?

Dad: O lo daada. Ise nko?

Son: Ise wa daada. Mummy nko?

Dad: O wa. Just be fine. God bless you.

Son: Okay, Sir.

Dad: A tun ma soro... Later.
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PHONE WITH A TYPICAL YORUBA MOTHER:
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Son: Hello, Ma!

Mum: Hello... Oko mi... Akanni omo ologun eru... (she keeps eulogising for the next five minutes)

Son: (cuts in) Mummy, se e wa daada? Bawo ni gbogbo ile?

Mum: Mo wa. Ko pe ti mo de lati church. A ni special women programme. Look, gbogbo yin ni mo gb'adura fun, mo ti ri'yin bo'nu eje Jesu. Oju ko'ju kan koni wo'yin. It shall be well with all of you. Pastor even asked of you, we prayed for you together. Woo, mo ri ore e kan, e jo ma n wo pata sere ni kekere ni. Omo iya Kayode to wa ni...

Son: (cuts in) Mummy, ko pe ti mo d'ele lati office. O re mi. Mo fe lo rest.

Mummy: Haa... Pele oko mi. Se stress office po'ju ni? Nkan ma waa ni oro wala ibi ise yin yi ooo. Se o ti jeun? Ki l'ori je bayi? Se o lo ogun malaria yen? Neck pain yen nko? Se ese to fi gba okuta ni 2012 yen o ro e mo...

Son : Ko si wahala, mo ti je noddles.

Mummy: Haa! Iwo omo yi. Indomie again!!!? Oo ni oro gbo. O se obe ni? Duro. Voice e lo s'ile... Kilode? O n bami ja ni?

Son: Rara Ma. O ti remi ni.

Mummy: Awwww! Oya lo we, ko de lo ogun e before you sleep. And make sure you sleep on time. L'oruko Jesu, wa goke, waa de ibi giga, owo Olorun a di e mu...

Son: Amin Ma

Mummy: L'oruko Jesu, inu rere wa ma tan imole fun e.

Son: Amin

Mummy: L'oruko Jesu o ni si ise se, waa maari aanu gba. O ni daran. Won o ni koba e. O ni sise. Ise e o ni baje. Oluwasegun la so e, oruko e ma ro e...

Son: Amin, Amin, Amin, Amin (Like 10 Amins, thinking she would know I was getting bored already)

Mummy: L'oruko Jesu, oo ni subu... Ona to si, Olorun a je ko si d'ale...

Son: Amin (Talking through my nose. Heard Dad's voice in the background)

Dad: Je ki omo yi lo sun now.

Mummy: Lo sun, oko mi. L'oruko Jesu awon Angeli ma daabo bo e l'oju orun. Ti o ba ji, won o ni fi e sile.

Son: Hello... Hello, Hello mummy. Network yi o. Hello.......(Pretending network is bad) (ends the call).

Son returns from the bathroom and picks phone: 12 missed calls from Mummy.

Mummies wahala is too much.. but they are more caring. Kudos to all the good mothers and mothers to be

VERY ON POINT! That is a yoruba MOTHER.

pyyxxaro:
Healthy bride like Union Bank

Union Bank Big Strong Reliable



Congrats God bless you guys


Doran Barracks that year ( Team ekosodin )

I like that!

nnaemmy:
lol, BUT BABA has the lawful authority to invite you as his lawyer to defend his Waec certificate @ Falana?



yeye dey always smell for naija

Block head! He defended his arguement with judged cases and backing it with the constitution. Probabaly you counter it with your know-how.

Martins301:
Did you loan out your brain?

His brothers robbed him of it at onitsha.

Brought low by the weak oil price, on which government revenues are woefully dependent the system has been starved of dollars.[/b] That has driven businesses into the ground, people on to the margins and the economy into its worst recession in 25 years. What had been a growing middle class is being daily eviscerated. High inflation, especially for food, is damaging the poor in whose name Mr Buhari ran for office.

You shall be comforted broh. All your pains will disappear and you shall shine again.

Not childish but funny. After a tensed day from traffic issue a Apapa etc. This special shaid of gods just made my day.

urheme:
YET ANOTHER MOCKERY.

SO CHILDISH..

Ode ni e!!! Errand boy? Second person you reckon with in Nigeria. Traveling the world in a presidential jet. Better pray for that kind of errand. Didirin!!!

alcmene:
Afonja....they beheaded your pastor in Kano you said nothing.

Your Osibanjo is now an errand boy in Aso rock you no say pim

Your pastor was rough-handled by Buhari soldiers but you looked the other way.

Your people are dying of Buhari-induced starvation yet you lost your voice

Its now Igbo matter and found your voice and go down memory lane

Afonjaism is really inherent in you guys

Am one. Thanks for the compliment!

Dfinex:
lolss.....accountants/economists, one set of stingy/broke ass fellows.

any babe admiring them is on a long thing......but they can be highly deceptive with their gentleman look.

Kill yourself about another person's matter.

TippyTop:
Useless woman, since marrying Buhari, the dullard has forgotten he has children from an earlier marriage.

If such offences are arrested in Lagos, that means prisons will be more to houses.

Mjshexy:
Lol funny u. And your kids will be floor members abi

Then that will be their living room

Jehovah forgive me in Jesus' name. Does that leg look anything to be amputated? He will travel to oversea for medical attention now. Nigerians.