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ifyalways:
Wait o

Bia OP, what are you not meaning with that your funky username? Na so you lurve our Sisi reach? Why not pantoge?

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Pantoge

Haaaaaaaaaa

suurutu:
No please.

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Okay... What's the last price

Godfatherr:
Hey guys. I'm in dire need of help as I type this. had to open another account coz a couple of people know me on here and people can be funny. My girl got pregnant and both our families rejected us, dropped out of school to be able o take care of my daughter and her mom but its been very rough. Just paid the rent and we've been starving. Hell I can go hungry but it breaks me to see my daughter cry all coz she never has enough to eat. I seek all your help with a manageable job please!! If God lays it in your heart to ease our hunger, anything would go a long way! Even five hundred naira isn't too small!! 0123684771. God bless u

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Who sent you

And you just registered on Nairaland few minutes ago

suurutu:
https://www.nairaland.com/4947411/selling-beauty-take-peep#74563604

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Great . you are not on WhatsApp... Can the wardrobe go for 25k and where is your location

Anyone with standing fan, children/ adult wardrobe for sale

4realwoman:
COPIED
Just saw this on Facebook now and i thought i should share with you mamas
Do you have strong infection or trying to get pregnant ? Read carefully :

WHAT IS COMBO?

Combo means combination and it is the mixture of herbs like Turmeric (Tale pupa), Ginger, Garlic and Clove (zobo pepper) to solve one or two issues in our body....

WHAT DOES COMBO DO??
1. It works for infections especially long time infections.
2. Weight reduction especially the tommy areas.
3. Cycle correction especially scanty and ceased period.
4. Sex and libido booster.

PREPARATION
Peel off the back of the Ginger, Garlic and Turmeric. Cut them into small sizes and wash with clean water. Then soak all the ingredients in a container like eva water add the cloves, Let it stay for 3days.

DOSAGE
Take half a glass first thing in the morning before meals and last thing at night before going to bed.

WHAT AMOUNT OF INGREDIENTS SHOULD I USE?
Turmeric #100
Cloves #50
Ginger #50
Garlic #50
Booni #50
Water 75cl eva water
Note: All your ingredients should be fresh

HOW LONG CAN I TAKE COMBO?
Take combo for one week and observe your system, if you are not satisfied, soak another portion and take for another 7days and stop.

WHEN IS THE BEST TIME TO TAKE COMBO?
1. For trying to conceive mothers, take during your period.
2. When you are not on drugs or other medications.

WHO CAN TAKE COMBO?
1. Male and female
2. Children above the ages of 16
3. For children below 16, dilute the combo with water twice as you would add water when preparing for adult, give them two teaspoons.
4. Singles
5. TTC mothers (Trying to conceive).
6. Couples wanting to boost their sexual libido.

CONTRAINDICATIONS
Do not take during your ovulation period or most fertile period.

WHO SHOULDN'T TAKE COMBO?
1. Pregnant women
2. Nursing mothers
3. Ulcer patient
IF YOU ARE ALLERGIC TO ANY OF THE INGREDIENTS ABOVE, PLEASE KINDLY DISCONTINUE IMMEDIATELY...

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johnmen500:
nlanders, something happened a week and the half ago, somehow someway the issue randomly ensued until this day. I called my wife on a Tuesday afternoon, lo and behold her voice from the tone of her voice seemed her breath was high as if she was jogging or just finished jogging or otherwise, immediately my instinct told me something was fishy. I said baby, where are you, she said surulere,i said am calling you with video call now, plz pick right now. She no p, I called immediately, it was ringing, she didnt pick until after like a minute and some seconds, lo and behold, she was walking in a compound as such as she just left the building inside of the compound. I was like, whats going on here, knowing fully well she's suppose to be at her shop.

She said I came to pick a delivery, cos she runs a logistic biz, but she has dispatch riders that runs majority of her delivery, but when they are fully occupied, she once in a while does pick up and delivery herself with her car. On her way walking back into her car as were on video call I asked, so where is the package u came to pick as her hands were emtpy, she said she's waiting for the lady that she was refered to to hand over the package to her, that her number aint going through. I was like ok, keep the video on while the lady comes, I want to see the package. she placed the phone on the passenger side while she repeatedly swiped off sweat off her face.

A minute later, she said the lady is calling, cut the video call and some minutes later called back to show me a peice of nylon and just a pack of drug inside saying this is it oo, that i dnt trust her, its not fair bla bla bla, i responded saying who in this world would send you to go pick drugs and deliver? She said Mrs() the mrs I know cos she was my daughters former lesson teacher, said shes not feeling fine, she asked her to go n pick her drug and deliver back to her. Mentioning that ladies name made me feel she may be right, I apologized and forgot about the issue. Next morin, without any reason to think of yesterday,my spirirt kept telling me sumtin was not right with that whole pick up and delivery thing. So I embarked on a celibate galore. The whole thing was heated up, saying why would I not want to have s3x with her, that is it because shes making up these days, doing her nails, and i think shes seeing someone, and it is obvious am burnt that have not been able to catch her cheating. Sigh! I was not moved, continued with my celibacy, until today when she came forth, asking me why am I doing all these, I mentioned all her past misbehaving in the last weeks inclusive of me not blving her pick up and delivery story, she was like ok, she will tell me the truth, that she went to a pastors church to pray, and she didnt want me to see her in the parish, reason why she walked out to pick the video call bla bla...now the story has changed, am not God, she could be right, but my spirit says its a lie. Husband in the house, faithful wives, what are your sincere thoughts on this, cant be wifing a cheat, spiritually risky for me,financially dangerous and also risk of being infected with STD.

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Hmmmm

Dickson25:
I don't know what to reply to people talking about me coming here last year asking for help because of my artificial limb.. Yes I had my own issues when I was little (2years&6months)and my right leg was amputated. In this life temptations and trials are met to come but I pray God will not allow the ones that is bigger than us to come to us Amen... He is my younger brother this problem started around June last year we thought it was something not that serious though he was taking some medication but the thing escalated we took him for check up the doctor said that something like tumor is growing in his spinal cord there by compressing the nerve that resulted to him not being able to make use of his legs Again. Even to urinate and go to toilet is a problem...Please I'm not here to scam anybody... I just brought it here asking for your help again no matter how small we have spent a lot. The doctor said before they will operate on him that we will deposit the sum two million naira we were able to run around and borrowed the sum of 1.3millon naira and pleaded with the hospital and to the glory of God he was operated last week...but as I write this now the hospital has sent him out because we can't bring the remaining balance to keep him in hospital. He is sleeping outside in the hospital with his fresh wound he got from the operation and they won't allow him to go until will complete the hospital bill....We need money to pay for his hospital bill and pay for a Physiotherapist... Pls I'm not here to scam anybody...If u know How it will feels to have two physically challenged in a family mine is not the problem now because I grew up with it and it is now part of me I can't question God...

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dep07 asked you to give her your brother's matric Number

RealLandForSale:
I heard like 10 or 15 abuja guys can contribute like 2 million each just to buy an expensive Benz that they'll all be sharing abuja boys sha

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Funnnnnnnny

jamillion:
unfortunately he forgot to mask his IP, he needs more lessons on how to hack, probably from my kids

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Please can you help me open an email (gmail)?? I forgot the password and Google password recovery method is not going through

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Shameless boy

You are the father of the child right

You just opened this account 8 minutes ago

You better go out there and work, get money and pay your child hospital fee

Prosper034:
My name is Orobosa.. I'm from edo state. From a polygamous family, I'm the first son from both parents.. It's my mom that is sponsoring my education .. I recently got admission into uniben. ... Something happens to me yesterday day evening.. The money I have budgeted for my physical clearance was stolen from me at 3rd junction yesterday, and my clearance was was supposed to be today.

This was the same money that took my mom almost a month before she was able to raise raised it..i Don't even know how to tell her that the money I came to collect at the village yesterday was stolen from me... Her reaction is never gonna be a good one, I know it was never easy getting the money at the first place ... As for my dad. Not that he doesn't have the money to give me o. Just that the hatred that man has for me is extraordinary... I don't know whether is a crime for coming as a first son in a polygamous family... I'm weak to the bone right now. ...
The money was meant for my
Gst course registration
Faculty clearance
Photocopies
Uniben record file
Departmental clearance
Biometric.
And it was 28:000naira .

Please guys I'm really in need of help.. If there's anyway you can help I will really appreciate... Before depression will just kill me here... I have been unable to to eat and sleep since yesterday... Thinking of how I to get this money back without my mom not knowing what happened... I don't want to break this sad news to her... She has suffered enough

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And you just registered on Nairaland today, just 2 hours ago

Haaaa

Oh my

Why did she give the children school fee to the man

Very informative

nairamaniac:
These bridges are for accommodation purposes. During the day the bridges are empty as they have all gone to search for jobs with brown long envelopes.

Come back at night and see the high number of people living there.

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How did you know

Leg problem again

holleryenny:
Please be careful of pple on instagram who talk about flipcash, n dat u will get ur investment n returns 45mins after u av invested......i was scammed ds morning of 30k investment, dey even wanted me to top up to 50k......please UBA bank shld look into this accounts for further investigation
PIUZ ETENG 2112720728 UBA BANK
OSEGHALE DORCAS 2066056926 UBA BANK

The Instagram names of d people involved are these @Emmanuellajoes and @adebayomrsfaith.......please dont fall victim.......will also b at the Police Station to report this n make sure scammers are stopped in ds country.

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You fell for this scam

This is so funny mehnnn

omoteacher:



My landlord forced me to join celestial church of Christ, he was very wicked and mean. The very day he saw me in CCC garment marks the beginning of my freedom and respect from him. Midnight also I always pray fire in the word prayers from MFM and battle cry bulletin prayers also from MFM. He and his family gave me my respect and treated me specially till I moved to a more decent area/environment. [/b]Most Lagos landlords/landladies around somolu/Bariga/Akoka axis are very wicked[b]. My point OP please relocate,your peace of mind matters alot.

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Very correct

Larryslim:
So person go pay 170k, still dey find where to fetch water?
Lmao, Naija which way

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God forbid bad things

alizma:
this had been my rule for some years now but one thing lead to the other and I find myself leaving in the same building. fortunately for me, my landlady no send you. her own na "do your thing make I do my own".

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Lucky you

Please any programmer here that can help me open my gmail account??

I forgot the password and all the account recovery options given by google is not going through

Please any programmer here that can help me open my gmail account??

I forgot the password and all the account recovery options given by google is not going through

chivera018:
@ OP, on March 7th you posted a thread where you said "you needed a lady to for a serious relationship" , https://www.nairaland.com/5065290/need-lady-date-port-harcourt

so from March 7th, you got a date, got married, had 3 kids and she is already cheating on you, in just a space of 7 to 8 days.


OR
you are cheating on your wife same way she is cheating on you.
You both deserve each other.

You should make arrangements for your family to be together, cause the long distance relationship is not going well for you and your wife.

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Ewoooo