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tyhgfrdeswscbhf:
Ok I have been having this frequent reoccurring viginal inchting pleases I need serious help

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Hope you have changed all your panties, tights, potty, boxers etc

Your mum supported your marriage

Anyone with standing fan, bed, microwave, wardrobe for sale

moranu:
u welcome dear. Its not easy to drink @all.

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Great.. Do you drink the bitter leaf extract every day?

EZENDDIGBO:
bariga and gbagada is close to island, especially bariga, you will see a flat of 350/450k or even a room and parlour self con is 250k.
From bariga you can go to island,from bariga you can also go to ikeja or other places. Very close to island and mainland. Bariga is at the centre of lagos. There re good places one can live in bariga though. But house rent in gbagada maybe bit expensive but you can check akoka,the one close to bariga, is a nice place to be. Try and make enquiries so that you can check it out.

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Bariga... Very rough place

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ekene101:
Stop eating beans or akara anything pass 5pm,it brings bad dreams which leads to bad omen.if you are owing anyone money quickly go pay the person before they do you harm,seeing dead rat and knife and matches is Badluck.
Knife for killing the victim
Rat is the victim
Sticks for roasting the victim and
Matches for lighting the fire to roast the victim.
Go and pay your debt.

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Waoooo

1kBabyShoesNG:
Freezer Sold for 40k!
Table top cooker sold
Samsung Tab with Bluetooth keyboard sold

***New Items Available***

1. Waist trainer 2pcs
2. Baby car seat 10k
3. Baby chest drawer 11k
4. Size 14 neatly used wedding gown 40k
5. Dstv decoder with remote 5k

WhatsApp me on 08164199434 for pics and enquiries

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This gown for 40k

tunjigypsy:
With #6,500, you will buy a new one.

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Exactly

Don't come to Nigeria

Op what exactly do you want

Do you want office job and accommodation?? OR

Capital to start your catering small and accommodation

Truest:
Charity they say begins at home but this is not true in my case. I don't have a place called home & no family to help.

My trouble is long one & am not blaming any human or demon as the cause. All I want is to get my life working again.

I have done all my very best before opening this topic. I refused to go into crime. The suffering is increasing and house rent debt & other debt is increasing geometrically.
I'm not a scam. Am a genuine person soliciting for your kind help please and in six months I will come here to share my progress & also do my best to give back to this community going forward. I know we all have challenges in life.

Below is a summary of what I'm passing through. Is an excerpt of the comment I shared on the gala or rite hawker thread.



insults are welcome because when a man come online to seek advice or help whatever he sees let him take it. Seun of this forum can verify if am lying. I have been using Tecno L3 since 2014 & it is the same phone am using to posts this. There is a lady called Naijababe (NL Moniker) that helped me some years ago with funds on this forum to start a biz. She has a good heart & I miss her on this forum. She even called me from the UK advising me like I was her family member. When pressure overpowered me I offset some bills with the funds she gave me then.

I have a skill that can comfortably kick start my life again with a 100k. My condition make 100k an equivalent of 1,000,000 right now. Holding 100k is 1m to me. I cried out without shame because who knows somebody may be kind hearted to help me. Na beg I dey o.

From Tom29

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Are you sure 100k is all you need

ifyalways:
Wait o

Bia OP, what are you not meaning with that your funky username? Na so you lurve our Sisi reach? Why not pantoge?

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Pantoge

Haaaaaaaaaa

suurutu:
No please.

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Okay... What's the last price

Godfatherr:
Hey guys. I'm in dire need of help as I type this. had to open another account coz a couple of people know me on here and people can be funny. My girl got pregnant and both our families rejected us, dropped out of school to be able o take care of my daughter and her mom but its been very rough. Just paid the rent and we've been starving. Hell I can go hungry but it breaks me to see my daughter cry all coz she never has enough to eat. I seek all your help with a manageable job please!! If God lays it in your heart to ease our hunger, anything would go a long way! Even five hundred naira isn't too small!! 0123684771. God bless u

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Who sent you

And you just registered on Nairaland few minutes ago

suurutu:
https://www.nairaland.com/4947411/selling-beauty-take-peep#74563604

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Great . you are not on WhatsApp... Can the wardrobe go for 25k and where is your location

Anyone with standing fan, children/ adult wardrobe for sale

4realwoman:
COPIED
Just saw this on Facebook now and i thought i should share with you mamas
Do you have strong infection or trying to get pregnant ? Read carefully :

WHAT IS COMBO?

Combo means combination and it is the mixture of herbs like Turmeric (Tale pupa), Ginger, Garlic and Clove (zobo pepper) to solve one or two issues in our body....

WHAT DOES COMBO DO??
1. It works for infections especially long time infections.
2. Weight reduction especially the tommy areas.
3. Cycle correction especially scanty and ceased period.
4. Sex and libido booster.

PREPARATION
Peel off the back of the Ginger, Garlic and Turmeric. Cut them into small sizes and wash with clean water. Then soak all the ingredients in a container like eva water add the cloves, Let it stay for 3days.

DOSAGE
Take half a glass first thing in the morning before meals and last thing at night before going to bed.

WHAT AMOUNT OF INGREDIENTS SHOULD I USE?
Turmeric #100
Cloves #50
Ginger #50
Garlic #50
Booni #50
Water 75cl eva water
Note: All your ingredients should be fresh

HOW LONG CAN I TAKE COMBO?
Take combo for one week and observe your system, if you are not satisfied, soak another portion and take for another 7days and stop.

WHEN IS THE BEST TIME TO TAKE COMBO?
1. For trying to conceive mothers, take during your period.
2. When you are not on drugs or other medications.

WHO CAN TAKE COMBO?
1. Male and female
2. Children above the ages of 16
3. For children below 16, dilute the combo with water twice as you would add water when preparing for adult, give them two teaspoons.
4. Singles
5. TTC mothers (Trying to conceive).
6. Couples wanting to boost their sexual libido.

CONTRAINDICATIONS
Do not take during your ovulation period or most fertile period.

WHO SHOULDN'T TAKE COMBO?
1. Pregnant women
2. Nursing mothers
3. Ulcer patient
IF YOU ARE ALLERGIC TO ANY OF THE INGREDIENTS ABOVE, PLEASE KINDLY DISCONTINUE IMMEDIATELY...

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johnmen500:
nlanders, something happened a week and the half ago, somehow someway the issue randomly ensued until this day. I called my wife on a Tuesday afternoon, lo and behold her voice from the tone of her voice seemed her breath was high as if she was jogging or just finished jogging or otherwise, immediately my instinct told me something was fishy. I said baby, where are you, she said surulere,i said am calling you with video call now, plz pick right now. She no p, I called immediately, it was ringing, she didnt pick until after like a minute and some seconds, lo and behold, she was walking in a compound as such as she just left the building inside of the compound. I was like, whats going on here, knowing fully well she's suppose to be at her shop.

She said I came to pick a delivery, cos she runs a logistic biz, but she has dispatch riders that runs majority of her delivery, but when they are fully occupied, she once in a while does pick up and delivery herself with her car. On her way walking back into her car as were on video call I asked, so where is the package u came to pick as her hands were emtpy, she said she's waiting for the lady that she was refered to to hand over the package to her, that her number aint going through. I was like ok, keep the video on while the lady comes, I want to see the package. she placed the phone on the passenger side while she repeatedly swiped off sweat off her face.

A minute later, she said the lady is calling, cut the video call and some minutes later called back to show me a peice of nylon and just a pack of drug inside saying this is it oo, that i dnt trust her, its not fair bla bla bla, i responded saying who in this world would send you to go pick drugs and deliver? She said Mrs() the mrs I know cos she was my daughters former lesson teacher, said shes not feeling fine, she asked her to go n pick her drug and deliver back to her. Mentioning that ladies name made me feel she may be right, I apologized and forgot about the issue. Next morin, without any reason to think of yesterday,my spirirt kept telling me sumtin was not right with that whole pick up and delivery thing. So I embarked on a celibate galore. The whole thing was heated up, saying why would I not want to have s3x with her, that is it because shes making up these days, doing her nails, and i think shes seeing someone, and it is obvious am burnt that have not been able to catch her cheating. Sigh! I was not moved, continued with my celibacy, until today when she came forth, asking me why am I doing all these, I mentioned all her past misbehaving in the last weeks inclusive of me not blving her pick up and delivery story, she was like ok, she will tell me the truth, that she went to a pastors church to pray, and she didnt want me to see her in the parish, reason why she walked out to pick the video call bla bla...now the story has changed, am not God, she could be right, but my spirit says its a lie. Husband in the house, faithful wives, what are your sincere thoughts on this, cant be wifing a cheat, spiritually risky for me,financially dangerous and also risk of being infected with STD.

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Hmmmm

Dickson25:
I don't know what to reply to people talking about me coming here last year asking for help because of my artificial limb.. Yes I had my own issues when I was little (2years&6months)and my right leg was amputated. In this life temptations and trials are met to come but I pray God will not allow the ones that is bigger than us to come to us Amen... He is my younger brother this problem started around June last year we thought it was something not that serious though he was taking some medication but the thing escalated we took him for check up the doctor said that something like tumor is growing in his spinal cord there by compressing the nerve that resulted to him not being able to make use of his legs Again. Even to urinate and go to toilet is a problem...Please I'm not here to scam anybody... I just brought it here asking for your help again no matter how small we have spent a lot. The doctor said before they will operate on him that we will deposit the sum two million naira we were able to run around and borrowed the sum of 1.3millon naira and pleaded with the hospital and to the glory of God he was operated last week...but as I write this now the hospital has sent him out because we can't bring the remaining balance to keep him in hospital. He is sleeping outside in the hospital with his fresh wound he got from the operation and they won't allow him to go until will complete the hospital bill....We need money to pay for his hospital bill and pay for a Physiotherapist... Pls I'm not here to scam anybody...If u know How it will feels to have two physically challenged in a family mine is not the problem now because I grew up with it and it is now part of me I can't question God...

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dep07 asked you to give her your brother's matric Number

RealLandForSale:
I heard like 10 or 15 abuja guys can contribute like 2 million each just to buy an expensive Benz that they'll all be sharing abuja boys sha

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Funnnnnnnny

jamillion:
unfortunately he forgot to mask his IP, he needs more lessons on how to hack, probably from my kids

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Please can you help me open an email (gmail)?? I forgot the password and Google password recovery method is not going through

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Shameless boy

You are the father of the child right

You just opened this account 8 minutes ago

You better go out there and work, get money and pay your child hospital fee

Prosper034:
My name is Orobosa.. I'm from edo state. From a polygamous family, I'm the first son from both parents.. It's my mom that is sponsoring my education .. I recently got admission into uniben. ... Something happens to me yesterday day evening.. The money I have budgeted for my physical clearance was stolen from me at 3rd junction yesterday, and my clearance was was supposed to be today.

This was the same money that took my mom almost a month before she was able to raise raised it..i Don't even know how to tell her that the money I came to collect at the village yesterday was stolen from me... Her reaction is never gonna be a good one, I know it was never easy getting the money at the first place ... As for my dad. Not that he doesn't have the money to give me o. Just that the hatred that man has for me is extraordinary... I don't know whether is a crime for coming as a first son in a polygamous family... I'm weak to the bone right now. ...
The money was meant for my
Gst course registration
Faculty clearance
Photocopies
Uniben record file
Departmental clearance
Biometric.
And it was 28:000naira .

Please guys I'm really in need of help.. If there's anyway you can help I will really appreciate... Before depression will just kill me here... I have been unable to to eat and sleep since yesterday... Thinking of how I to get this money back without my mom not knowing what happened... I don't want to break this sad news to her... She has suffered enough

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And you just registered on Nairaland today, just 2 hours ago

Haaaa

Oh my

Why did she give the children school fee to the man