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Twaci:
It's just sad mehn

I don open teeth finish sef...

That's hunger.


I prepared egusi soup this evening and I have garri and semo on standby?


Which one do you prefer?

[quote author=Twaci post=51756672][/quote]It is sad that you cannot e-slap nor bite.




Pele

@OP. Pay me 100k and I will convince Twaci to end her current relationship and come to you.




If she forms faithful gf then I will bribe her guy to dump her.



She is beautiful, not short, hardworking and intelligent.


Deal?

Twaci:
You never ready

*Aside* "E be like she broke sef"

Abeg wake me when unah follow Romans do romance finish.


*sleeps*

Twaci:
You sha like money.

Come on, pick a place and a partner. If you are scared of scary adventures, pick a safe place...like um, a park?

Park ke.



Do I look like a conductor from ebonyi state?




I love adventure but not when it has a thing to do with Woman, Love/romance.

I no jonz yet.


Thing is, I have no time for anything "romance"

I am not a bad person, I truly ain't. I have heard people say that I am good.

I always and will always respect and treat my woman nice but be romantic?

No way.








I will rather be Naijatic.



Shey nah you wan fund the trip?



Just take everything and give me 10%

Collect half of whatever they will use to fund the trip and channel it to MMM.


Guys usually die in romantic Nonsense like this.





No, I don't want to be the next Jack.

It is only in Nigeria that technically defeated terrorists kill soldiers anyhow

okonja:
Lol, UFO kwa?

He no believe in God or gods nah, so wetin I wan use beg am?

Seun:
Either this is just a coincidence, or God loved this man so much that He allowed him to be seriously injured in a plane crash and barely escape with his life.

Miraculous Coincidence.



Please remove this "1" in my moniker nah. I use UFO beg you.

Borbrisky:
I met Bae online and today we are deeply in love

You're deeply in "absence of common sense".



That's what we call Love in Naija

Beautiful wife of a clueless minister.

junnyjake:
We were there together Bro.

But damn! It wasn't a pleasant one.

Sweet in the beginning, sour in the middle and poisonous in the end.



That's the summary but we are stronger, experience and more mature.


That's the advantage

cc
Lalasticlala.

Even the experience that I am talking from is experienced

junnyjake:
This guy is talking from experience.

Runaway potential bride.

Richiy:
They never admit someone else is right.

They are always right. Everytime and all the time.

If you doubt me, check out the comments of guys on this topic. Dem no dey ever gree

How are you?

lefulefu:
Haha op in othrwords these evils are committed by nigerian ladies but they had blame nigerian men as the most evil

You see am nah, so I believe it is the Naija man spirit that pushes them to do all those things.

Young03:
I swear some people here are confused like me

Lolest.


That's the intent bro

Fabulocity:
op nice one. Well played. Clap for yourself . You think you're funny abi? I'll be back with a counter

For all you confused people, op just majorly dissed different categories of Nigerian ladies but he humorously referred to them as "Naija men" so I guess he made use of metaphor+lampoon+satire with a hint of sacrsm.

Hahahahahaha.



Nah advice I give nah

KissChrix:
What's this all about?


Why not be a man and diss Ladies outrightly?

This is no dissing bro. It is actually an advice

Nope. I can't do that you know.

megareal:
Why not simply come out and say Naija Women? Afraid of being eaten alive?

Naija women are angels specially created by God to make life easy for men.


Men are the real cause of all the problems we are facing

stan241:
Everything o, dunno what level of metaphor abi na personification full this ya post

Let's call it advanced poo.

Ranchhoddas:
Not necessarily. A lot of things in his books are not his ideas. He just weaves stories around already existing ideas.

Lols.

It is alright but I accept the quote wholeheartedly. I believe that we need science as much as we need religion and science are discovering more and more things of which some of them have already been foretold in the scripture.

I believe that someday they will both agree on one thing.

lezz:
I see this as a satire brutally dissing Nigerian women actually for not looking out for themselves.

Something like that.

naijaboiy:

You look sexy when you're confused.



*No sh1t-hunting in mind*

ojun50:
Pls u disturbing d peace of men in NL

Any man and that doesn't know when metaphor, lampoon, satire and advanced sarcasm are used to write a story should be given a free Visa to kuvukiland.

He's technically not a Nigerian

stan241:
Ayam not understanding

Wetin you no understand?

There's a saying that women understand women and that is why they hate each other.


Well, I don't know how true this is but I have personally observed that women do cruel things to each other.

Bellow are just few examples of the cruel things women do to women.

1. Ladies Don't Allow Their Brother To Date Lady a They Don't like: The moment you get a girlfriend and it happens to be someone your sister dislikes, she will thoroughly research the girl's past and background and in the end she will tell you to break up with her because she has had four other boyfriends from same local government and had aborted two innocent babies.
The evidence is always so convincing that you will have no other option than to end the relationship.


2. In Your Marriage: Father inlaws don't have problems with daughter inlaws, give them food and beer and they will never bother you again but some mother inlaws torment daughter daily. If she doesn't get pregnant on time problem, if she born only girls, problem, if her husband loves her too much, problem. If she doesn't know how to cook, problem. If she cooks better than ma inlaw. A bigger problem.

They're so wicked that some ladies even wish for a husband that his mother is late.

3. When you find a wife: Just take a woman that is not from tribe home and see how your sister and mother will give you fifty five reasons you should not marry the girl and about 250 reason why the village girl they have chosen for you is better.

4. As a Step Mom: Some step moms are very wicked, they hate the sight of the child from the other woman. She will beat, torture and sometimes kill her husband's child from another marriage. Very wicked people

6. Towards Maids/House Helps: I know you have read stories of "Madams" that beat, torture, break, kill, press with iron, pour hot water or blind their maids.

When They Know Your Boyfriend: Just let them know the person you're dating and see how the women in your hood will tag you unmarriageable. Mothers will advice their sons to stay away from you because you have dated every other guy in your hood and had abortion for each of them.

Get Pregnant Out Of Wedlock: Your story will sell like hot cake. Your fellow women will make sure they useless you with their gossips. They will not want their daughters to associate with you because you're a failure. They will not want their sons to marry you because you're a prostitute and disappointment. It is bad I swear.

Know more? Please add them. Hopefully they will learn to love each other.

Ranchhoddas:
All his books are fiction. A character said it.

Fictional Character.



Dan Brown's Idea.

Ranchhoddas:
Perhaps a character in his book said it. That's not like Dan Brown. I've read all his books.

Angels and Demons is a fiction.

ItsTheBachelor:
I observe that your posts are becoming increasingly unreasonable of recent.

You used to post intelligently. Has the recession affected your brains too.

I have traveled to many places, I have studied many traditions and customs and have learned a few things of which one of them is that something that is seen as a taboo here, is actually a tradition somewhere.

What I am trying to say is that something you think is reasonable can be unreasonable to others.


Good evening bro.

That your puppy fit first you blow.

All of us will die someday, some in much more horrible way than that of soldiers.