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Nice write up

sarrki:
Meaning?
Itumo?
Pasara?
Abi you need to reboot the system first
It's better to shut down the system than to allow
Virus gets in
Morning

This guy thinks he's a techy because he makes fp often.

Fayvhur:
sharrap!! lyk u wouldn't want dat too

Grow up oga.

All these attention you are getting won't buy you lunch

Fayvhur:
exactly wah all wannkers say...I don't wanna b lyk u

But the fact that nothing turns you on makes you a log, and wankers are better than logs of hard wood.

QueenSuccubus:
Hang on... Is he ur bf or juz a fling?

She doesn't want to get attached to her man.



Wonders of 21st century dating

And girls are gearing up to dance already.
chai.
Nigeria girls can dance to baby cries walahi

They will definitely change their mind if police should tell them how many people they lose annually even though they're armed

I will feel like Mamag33

photoshoot:
MrCork your spec.

Shes white

The babes on twitter can lie sha

KissChrix:
Davido and song buying.....


One day We'll hear that He bought skelewu

Many musicians buy songs nah, it's not new

Unconditional no dey buhari's dictionary nah

sweetjude:
abeg you read am, biko wetin she talk?

The first daughter of second Timothy in collaboration with her mother tried to ruin the guy's life but his chi is awake.


She even denied him sex for 18 months

Because Naija gods gift them big ukwu

Somebody still want to get back her cake wey don digest finish

Ishilove:
I'm a virgin. Seriously, I am.

Follow come, secondary abi Tertiary?

OhMyG0d:
Try to search your heart and tell me if what i stated above is false.
I don't follow my Head, I follow my Heart.

It is not right to follow your heart when making important relationship decision bro because that is were feelings are found. It's better to follow your head(intellect) and gut(intuition)

OhMyG0d:
Money can't buy Everything.... Can't get someone happiness or peace of mind

Stop lying to yourself bro.

Love in Nigeria without money is useful as a hedgehog in condom factory.

And yes, money brings happiness and peace of mind if you play your card well.

HungerBAD:
Very nice.
Oshiomhole boasted one time he met his wife a Virgin.
This Governor too met his wife a Virgin.
My wife Ishilove is a Virgin too.
And what about you guys writing below?una wife/girlfriend no be Virgin?
Lol.

I doubt if Ishi can still remember the guy that took it.

Stupedinluv:
na so i tall o

We should get married asaply.


*dodges bullet* Who fired that shot?

You got bodyguards here?

Enybliss:
its not my fault that you're only capable of understanding the literal meaning of comments, its really not my fault

Neither is it my fault that you couldn't get the joke.

Made in China, packaged in akwa ibom

ottalo:
Well base on the look of things, to my own opinion I think Nigeria need somebody who has already made his money to rule the country.
What do you think?

He has not stopped making money

I don't believe this story

softMarket:
We need to know what really happened....


Let them come and wash their linens publicly.....infact they should come with all their clothes!!!

You like gossip eeh

We can cope.

We survived no network, emeegency calls only, Sos, 2G/edge/gprs, epileptic 3G so nothing is new to us

madridguy:
Mtchew

Seconded

Enybliss:
I'll never talk about games again see how people are looking at me like some wierdo

People looking at you on nairaland ?