₦airaland Forum

Q. How do you know when a politician is lying?

A. When his lips are moving

Girlfriend?


Does she look like a girl to you?


She don pass lady level sef.


She is a woman already.








Love is truly the absence of common sense.

seunlayi:
That is her private life, you have yours, please leave her alone

Private life in a public place?





You confuse me.

I concur

Nah people wey dey rush to meet up dey cause am

Jazzlite:
thug like you

*successfully ignored*

I think spending over 900k to marry a 47yrs old woman is the worst investment in 2016.

Buhari is an expert compared to this one.

Find her and use her for ritual. The gods will understand

importexpert:
noted bro. why are you not asleep ? we will be going slow and steady to make sure everybody is carried along

shift small make i see place Sidon

I wish she died for real

Heart attack

Not too far

See full gist where? This one never too much for your eyes?

HungerBAD:
I still dont get it.

These people giving this woman all this awards, do they even know the State this woman left Nigeria in?

lols.

Bad bele

What matters to me is different from what matters to scientists

The federal government

Mtchewwwwwwww

momentarylapse:
Hustle wetin? You don forget say na naija girls we dey talk about here!


And yes if you feel the need for a girlfriend then you should also feel the need to try for her! Abi the pussy na free! Leave her parents out of it....after all dem no dey use _penis kill the Smally like the boyfriend! If any guy no wan try for him chickala then snipers like me dey wait to take over! Na so e be!

pussy is not free, prick is not free so the two has cancelled each other.

What else?

Seun:
That really should be impossible. What network were you on when this happened?

It's either he bought a used phone or someone accessed nairaland with his phone.

Afonjas:
Akbar for wetin?

for the extra head.

momentarylapse:
Money might not be the only thing she is collecting!


And it also means the original boyfriend no dey try!

Original boyfriend no dey try?

The girl no get hand to hustle for her own money abi her parents no dey again?

Abeg no provoke me

CoolFreeday:
They will be disappointed because we are returning PMB in 2019 by God's grace.

God?

I believe the earlier report

Hoes and potential hoes everywhere.

Feminism is self defeating and weak and i will show you how.

Feminism completely ignore when they are treated with positive discrimination, and even the core feminists indirectly accept that women are weak and vulnerable.

When they want to insult a man, they call him pussy or woman. That translates to a weak vulnerable person.

You can't be a feminist and expect chivalry but most of them do.

Fact is, with feminism, women will never attain a centered and profound sense of themselves as women.

Benita27:
Your supposition that 99.9% of girls do this is utterly wrong.

I can only state that kids do such...you should know how their brains are wired!.

And how many ladies in Nigeria are adults?





I mean in the real sense of the word.

falconey:
wha Da fak?
the man's ass is bigger than his wife's.

Hahahahah.



That awkward moment when a girl sees a guy with bigger boobs.

Give the guy 50MILLION

And I remember

Chinonye Amadi (N10359), O.A. Ochankpa (N/10419), K.O. Adimoha (N/10421) A. Mohammed (N/10659) and Abubakar Mohammed (N/10662)

The five Lieutenant Colonels that were dismissed for professional misconduct in the 2015 elections.

Jonathan has killed us all.

He should have done what buhari is currently doing.

ritababe:
if none of ur business why take my space na?


About the topic I think she's ripe enough for marriage.

It is for sale

Atiku2019:


Abeg Make I hang my Agbada well to read comments below....


But that doesn't change the fact that Buhari is INCOMPETENT

AND CLUELESS.



I think they just want us to forget their promise that a bag of rice go be 9k before xmass.

Adeoba10:
Any other answer apart from YES will lead to fatality from that man's shoe.... Na to hit her twice....

I think the best place to propose is on top of a very high hill.





So that you can just give her a romantic push if she says NO.