₦airaland Forum

BeeBeeOoh:
I dey envy her biyfriend

utenwuson:
no it can't happen! I use cain on ladies! I can't use fist! don't wanna go 2 jail 4 murder

ZeeAfrica:
lolest, wonder wat de dude did to upset her oooo.

Tolexander:
yes o, during my secondary school days.

i was just promoting to JSS2 that time, in a summer lesson before the beginning of the new session. The girl came from Ibadan that time to spend her holiday with her cousins, She was in Jss 3. one of her cousins(Sade) was my mate and seat partner in the school then and i did oppress and ride her.

On this fateful day, Sade abused me in class. On her way home, i went to waylay her and slapped her, before i could raise my hand to lace her another slap, 2 slaps sounded on me, it was from my classmate's cousin. I wanted to pull off my shirt to fight her, before i could succeed getting off the shirt, the two girls had rushed me and i met myself on the ground, one of them sitting on me. i could not see who between the two girls was sitting on me cos the numerous feminine punches and slaps had set my organs of sight in a disabling mode. My friends making jest of me later told me it was my classmate sitting on me like being in a canoe, paddling my face with slaps and punches.

i managed to stand up after they were done with me and next thing i saw was my friends laughing, my tear glands were activated straight off. While my friends were jokingly asking me why i was crying, i told them that "i am crying' cos my mum would beat me for having my shirt dirty and not because i was beaten by the sisters.

Till the girl left our school for Osun State School of sciene after JSS3, i dared not misyearn to her again. In fact, she was even the one ridding me, a case of "bushmeat catching the hunter".

ZeeAfrica:
Very funny indeed, and i thought brothers gat more power dan sisters

tosyne2much:
Hahaha This one na serious gbege ooo


Oga Tallesty1, I throway salute oooo

peeparty:
Paddy good morning.. please help me vote iamkingzlee for Mr Nairaland..

click this link to vote when it 10am. thanks

Emmatdayo:
will u shut up, na buhari be chairman NOC? Abi na him be sport minister. Mtcheeeeeew

Juxtified:
They're your students, not your children. If the parents say don't beat our child, you don't beat their child. And the reason is not far fetched - the beatings can easily get out of hand.

Ekehwinz:
IPOB states doing thangs academically.

AngelAhnie:
I have seen a guy beg for his life when a lady squeezed his 3rd leg

AngelAhnie:
I mean his 3rd leg ( that look like bell) in between his legs. You guys are powerless when someone touch that region.

AngelAhnie:
Any guy wey touch my angelic boobs is in for a fight cos I must retaliate by holding his family.

AngelAhnie:
Ashawo kobo kobo

ShayGirl:
How may I help u?

ShayGirl:
How may I help u?

AdeniyiA:
You mean the birds were falling in love too

soberdrunk:
Hypocrites will come and condemn him to hell but the truth is we are all guilty', his only crime is letting himself get 'caught'! PS- looking at these pictures, this young man has 'pervert' written all over him......

herbie27:
Arm robbery is some one's job, kidnapping, yahoo-yahoo, agbero, etc.

Women still care, is only a girl that doesn't knw wat she wants, or has no self worth, that settles for these lots.

ibe9ja:
SaiBaba is working. Haters GO AND DIE!