₦airaland Forum

Fabulocity:
If she agrees to his terms, she's definitely fish brained.

She's a desperate fish-brained baby elephant

Nectarbaba:
To me oo. I think suicide is for cowards.

Let's pray and hope you don't find yourself in their shoes

They will soon send the rice to one IDP camp like that

There are too many profanities and lewd words for them to say.

And how long will their intervention last?
Too much tumbo tumbo policies in this administration

malailayi:
If I ever have the opportunity of meeting Mr President, all i will ask him is "Sir, why did you want to become President?"

And he will say.

Because power belongs to the north.

4Qbitch:
how do I end this madness without hurting anyone

Through restitution.

Return her kiss back to her

mesoprogress:
Ediot. Better close your mouth. Any politician that doesn't give you his full economic plan with numbers with respect to reality on ground is a fraud.

Any politician that gives useless promises like 200k jobs, 1M km road, electricity is a fraud. Is it his money that he's employing and executing the projects with?

Enough of Nigerians putting up with mediocrity.

Exactly. It doesn't make any sense to say I will do this and that without telling the masses how you plan to do it.

Kowa Should Step Up Their Games make we vote for them.

Thunder fire PDP and APC

Femich18:
Lol .....even LP party...

LP as in labour party?

No way.

Their name dey bring them badluck that's why they labour in vain most times.

Dalung means corruption and confusion in kuvuki language.

blackpanda:
Yes

And you didn't notice any increment?

blackpanda:
[[s]quote author=UnclePati post=48607778]Pls stop talking trash and sppreading lies. Tax rate was not increased, rather tax net was widened ok!

Do you pay tax bro?

STFUareyouG0d:
@op can you pls explain to us how these story and pic are romantic?

The op over used 2go

My problem with infinix, tecno, itel etc isn't their continuous use of mediatek soc but the fact they use out-dated ones mostly.

Oh Boy! The bullet hole wide oooo

How about Buratai's mansions?

Man shall not live alone by bread.

Great!! That clueless minister will really want to get closen to them now

These actresses know that we don't watch their crappy movies anymore so they now act all the shits online

FowlYansh:
What is lalasticlala

IN KUVUKI LAND, IT MEANS A GRANDMA WHO'S STILL A VIRGIN.

lalasticlala:
Lol. Na to attract you to the topic naa

I pity the bae you dey eye this time.

Mom broke all of 'em that I bought

Why Aisha again?

jgt39859:
Source?

Today nah sunday so expect stew.

Ogun must be a yoruba word for kenya

Girls get wahala walahi, they tempt guys with their exposed body during the day and spirits with their unclad body during the night.

Now when these randy spirits sees them and sleeps with them they will start falling like fowls in the church.

iceberylin:
Why will I want to know how many guys me lady has slept with

I tire

jaybillionaire:
Lol indeed, seems we should suggest a ring section in Nairaland where whenever 2 Nairaland users starts fighting they can go to, plus it would be real fun sincerely. At least when one is bored, one can visit and laugh till time passes.

lols. I don't like sports

Whynotthetruth:
Big lie...Is either he was found innocent of the said crime hence his readmission or the crime never took place at all except in your imagination and that of those who concocted it...good morning bro

If there's anything I hate in this life, it would be somebody calling me a liar.

Don't you think he would continue where he stopped if the story was later discovered to be false? But no, he started afresh.

To clear your doubt. Pick a date and I will pay your tfare from your location to my village so that you can go to HIS FATHER's house and see his son.

I will also give you tfare to go back if you come and the story is false, but if it is true then you will transport yourself back.

Deal?

Sunday rice is ready

buharisbae:
#yawns I could employ u to be my house boy since u have no job than writing this poor epistle

I REPEAT she will buy your entire brown roof village even buy ur family too join and dash u the remaining

Broke ass puxsy nigga

You and your village are so rich that if I come there with just 10k I will be able to get 1million beggars, 1million almajiris and half a billion other potential terrorist that I will use to set up a record breaking terrorist group.

The 10k is actually for a lai muhammed clone that will brain wash them though. What the terrorits need is a guaranteed daily dose of beans.

sinaj:
lol

Love is really powerful

Love isn't that powerful.
Lack of common sense is.

buharisbae:
She may be poor in the past but now she will buy ur entire village give even give it out for charity and give you the remaining change

Change your stupid mentality and stop thinking like a poor fool and appreciate good things

Shut up you fool. You think I am from a poor and broke village like yours that cannot boast of anything apart from the sperms and ovas that they use to reproduce stupid things like you?

Which is apparently why the only thing the shithole you call your brain can come up with is insults.

I would have said that you're completely useless but then I remembered that I might use you someday as an example of a thing that is useless.

So please keep your head low cause I don't want anybody else to discover you and I promise to make good use of you that day. You have my word.

Bye.