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safarigirl:
the other 4% don't exist in Nigeria

safarigirl:
We have to deal with your ilk, unfortunately. With men like you in Nigeria, no woman worth her salt should even consider marriage

safarigirl:
Oh, please, when have you seen me licking anything of Linda's? I don't post on Linda threads cuz I can't waste my time defending someone with enough money to hire a proper legal team, free.

safarigirl:
I addressed your greatly flawed BS about women in general. It wasn't Linda that prompted me to reply, but you and the rubbish you posted about self-made women.

safarigirl:
You were attacking women, not just Linda.

I don't expect any of what I said will influence your misogynistic views of course, you're part of the 96% Nigerian women are unfortunately plagued with.

safarigirl:
I'm not a Dangotess because if I was, I'd be getting heat from insecure men just like Linda is

safarigirl:
So, what you did up there wasn't guess work? What are you? Linda's Gardener in her mansion? I suppose you have some inside info and you're stating 'facts' from your perspective, huh?

safarigirl:
Oh, Banky just took time off music to 'search' for a wife, let's all hope such bollocks is successful. He should organise one of those reality shows like D'banj did, that would narrow down options, don't you think?

safarigirl:
Linda can't take time off work to search for a man because people aren't objects you 'search' for. I'm sure a man with your enviable IQ is well aware that MANY people find life partners ON the job? Why take time off work to 'search' for someone that could be right next to you?

safarigirl:
And Don Jazzy? D'banj, the likes of Sesan, Clarence Peters...oh! They'll also have to pause their busy schedules to organise an Ultimate Search for the perfect woman, right?

Laura stated a FACT, oh, you think most men aren't after Linda's wealth? Let's not kid ourselves, at least 96% of men hitting on the Ikeji sisters have their eyes on the cheddar

But, you see, the very beautiful thing about a REAL man is that he doesn't care if you have Oprah's money and Madonna's attitude, if he wants you, he'll get you, without bytching about all the reasons you're inaccessible.

Unfortunaty, a REAL man is an incredibly rare specie in Nigeria, we're mostly stuck with poosie niggas

safarigirl:
wow...you know women so much, don't you?

Please can you do us all a favour aand also break down reasons why men like Banky W, Don Jazzy and co who are of marriageable age are still single?

safarigirl:
Wait...lemme guess, they're trying to avoid gold diggers?

safarigirl:
You ever think, maybe that's what Linda is trying to avoid?

You ever think, maybe she was once in an abusive relationship and isn't keen on committing to anyone cuz of such?

You ever think maybe she has an innate fear of men from a bad experience or bad experiences of other women around her?

You ever think, maybe she has a psychological problem?

Or do you just conclude that all single women are so because they are unapproachable?

safarigirl:
Has it not occurred to you that some of them make themselves so because it's a defense mechanism?

Maybe, just maybe some females are single because they're gamophobic? Or, is it just men that can have such fears?

safarigirl:
Honestly, if most of you dedicated the amount of brain power you use in analysing someone's single status on your careers, there would be a ton of Dangote's in Nigeria

misspicy:
Tallesty1 so you know how to apologize

Angelberry:
Yeah, see as you bust me

Angelberry:
No, I no fine reach

sinaj:
will twerk Witat panties for u nd see if u wnt beg

Angelberry:
No, you want me to contest?

sinaj:
lemme alone

*bites his hands nd run away*

Angelberry:
why didn't you add it?

shulamitewoman:
Honestly I dnt evn knw y..if I try tinking abt it I get more confused....mayb is nature

Smellymouth:
Wetin do am?

KingRex1:
Wheneva i'm going out with my sis i only start preparin afta she asks me to help with her zip or comment on her dress.

Yet na me go dey car downstairs dey horn make she show fast. [b]You dare not say anythin bad about her dress thereafter, if not you go wait for more 30mins nd end up not wanting to go out anymore[/]

MrsPhyno:
I can still smother people with just one pillow so that's all I use

Julietcutie:
multitask ?don't get u

Vyolet:
Keep asking, God help you finding out.

Julietcutie:
sorry I can't tell... don't even understand why I do some of the things listed above

Zceesneh:
Who u epp? Who u epp? Who u epp? U don baff? Who u serve? Don't slam my door what is wrong with you

tammie24:
I'm a lady too but the matter sabi tire me ooo

sinaj:
Guys thread




*runs away*

0ubenji:
That number 4 juz weakens me always..
I wonder wetin dey always go tru dem head dat makes dem think too deeply at these times..
They cud almost ask u "wud u die for me?

Zceesneh:
I tell you say i never finish
I never tell you one wey happen for shitta
When the boys tell me say i no go blow
Even solo tell me say i no go blow
Even solo tell me say i no go blow
But now i be boss
See i be actor for the film them be boss
See i dey run everything i be doro
Star boy doro
International doro oh… eh
Lagos to Kampala
Say na we dey make the place catch fire
London to New York to Kigali
Hu all the ladies just dey look for me
Lagos to Kampala
Say na we dey make the place catch fire
Runtown and wizzi don’t go funny
Oh all the girls just dey fight for me
Am in love with this song

Smellymouth:

MrsPhyno:
I don't understand number three either. An hour to bath, an hour to put on an outfit. I usually try on like three things before deciding and they're all usually variations of the same thing! It's crazy and makes me late alot lol.

slim19:
Why they act like they can't crossover small gutters but will be the flash when a dog is chasing them

1. The Idea Of Putting Bag in A Bag: We honestly don't get why you will carry a bag and put a smaller bag inside it and a purse inside that smaller bag. Are you planning to runaway?

2. What's So exciting about Shopping: I once shopped with a guy friend, and afterward, we vowed to never do it again. We won't even talk about it. It's just too uncomfortable.

3. Why It Takes You So Long To Get Ready For Bed Or Outing. Have you not mastered the process yet?

4. Talk after Sex: You like to talk after sex. But truth us, Whether it was 30-minute marathon sex or a 3-minute sprint, we're pretty exhausted. Meanwhile, you're all revved up and ready for a serious conversation. How do you do it?

5. Is That A Closet Or a Supermarket? We'd say you were a shoe hoarder, but it turns out you're also a skirt hoarder, a blouse hoarder, a scarf hoarder, a sock hoarder… In short, your closet puts ours to shame.

6. Why Do You Say The Opposite Of What You Mean: Since communication is essential in successful relationships, this is a mystifying curve ball to us. Telling me you’re fine when you’re clearly the furthest thing from fine is one thing—your body language gives you away. But if you want me to pick you up at the airport or go with you to brunch with your mother, for Christ’s sake, just say so.

7. Why You Won’t Order Your Own Food: Men are protective of their food. You know this. So why are you always eating our own? We asked you if you wanted any of your own, and you said no. But then you go and poach like a third of my order.

8. How You’re Able To Sleep Like That: Hey, I’m all for a little post-coital cuddling, but when you fall asleep on my chest with one leg slung over my waist, there’s no way I’m ever going to get comfortable enough to pass out myself. Is there a way to deal with this that you won’t take as some kind of rejection, or do we just have to live with it?

9. Why You Wear Something That’s So Uncomfortable: Those high heels hurt your feet… That dress is too tight… but it really makes your boobs pop. And that thong riding up your ass can’t possibly feel good, but… never mind. I get this one. I’ll just say, “Thank you” and move on.

10. What’s So Great About The Ladies’ Room:
You go in groups and you stay in there forever. What’s really happening in there? Is there a TV? A poker table? A Jacuzzi? Male strippers? Men’s rooms don’t have any of that shit, plus, they smell like pee. We try to get out of there as soon as humanly possible.

11. What I’m Supposed To Do When You’re In A Bad Mood: First off, I’m always gonna assume you’re on the rag, even if you’re not. I can’t help it—I’m a victim of societal stereotypes. Sometimes you want to be consoled, sometimes you want to talk it out and sometimes you just want to be left the Bleep alone. Just tell me which it is, so I don’t have to guess, because God help me if I choose the wrong option.

12. Periods: I have no idea what’s going on there and the truth is, I don’t really want to know.

13. Why Your Skincare Products Are So Expensive: I mean, seriously. What are they made of? Crushed diamonds? Baby fetuses? Unicorn hair? If we spend that much on the lotion we use to masturbate, we’d go broke in a week.

14. How You Can Put Up With Us: I’m being completely honest here. Men clearly don’t understand women and never will, but you keep coming back for more. Maybe we’re doing something right after all.

UIA04:
Men scrutinize, jeez the way most men at least on nairaland scrutinize is to scrutinize the ass and breast for endowment, and when they fall in the hands of gold diggers they cry foul.

The part about men refusing to make sacrifices was where I expected you to defend but you couldn't.

I'm tired of seeing threads bashing single women successful and blaming them for all their woes.

UIA04:
Wow











Such a long epistle on my short post glad you got my point.


Just read your epistle
If you like marry an unambitious lazy woman who is only interested in lying in bed and breeding kids.

UIA04:
It's very wrong to put every woman who has a successful career in the same class of control freak wives.

UIA04:
When we also have many men who were raised to feel they are the lord and masters and only the women should make sacrifices what do you get, broke home and a wornout overworked wife.

UIA04:
Let me tell you I doubt if Linda, is in a hurry to get married for her not to look well and end up with a lazy bum

UIA04:
Only a man who has something to hide or lacks confidence would be scared, of scrutiny.

UIA04:
This is the most senseless thing I have seen you post on nairaland. Chai

UIA04:
As far as I'm concerned, most Nigerian men want an independent woman like Linda who can hold her ground,

UIA04:
the only problem is men like the OP and you are intimidated by women, who are richer than they are.

UIA04:
Thus when you don't have any other thing to use in abusing them, you turn to their singleness.