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So woman wrappers be like "Never hit a woman no matter what"


And I be like "Ok, until a woman robs you or your gf knocks you with 2/2 poline then we will know what you will do"

onatisi:
What is special about a lady cheating on you? Some men will even consider themselves not ok if a lady doesn't cheat on them in a year

You don dey drink that thing again abi?

5/10

Me: Mum I am hungry.

Mum: Are you not Leo again?

Me: I am serious Mom.

Mum: I thought You said just now that you're hungry?

misspicy:
Same thing that came to my mind when a saw a video of Adaeze yobo twerking

but how is that any of our business what they do with their bodies?

Things turned this way because we are in the end of time.

People want to do what they feel like doing without being help responsible for their actions.

Take 4instance, if you blame miss yobo for what she did, some people will tell you to mind yourself and business cause it is her body and her husband is not complaining

Some will say she's expressing herself.

Some will say she is being real.

Some will call you "hypocrite"


So how are we supposed to learn/change?

What is sin?

A good marketer.

Good for him

1.

Cutehector:
Urm being single!

2. Keep less female friends.

3. Stop hanging out or chilling with guys at beer parlours

4. Save special amount daily no matter what.

5. Minimize Phone calls and data subscriptions

6. Spend on "only" the things I "need".

AfricanApple:
hope you remember what apple did to the first man on earth.

That one no mean. It did that to him because nah the woman give am, but nah me go pluck this one.

AfricanApple:
tallest, are you telling me your last break up was your fault?

Nobody's fault.


I think we are meant to be friends not lovers, cause we are cool that way.

Lols! That's great.

Here's how I spend my weekend.


Laundry on Sunday morning before church services.

Cook whatever is there when I return from church.

Clean the house.

Browse until I get I get tired then I will read small b4 going to bed.

Saturday is not a weekend for me

What do you want us to do?

AfricanApple:
you are very correct. everyone will always shift the blame on the other person. which is wrong else how are you going to make your next relationship work when you are not ready to accept you made mistakes.

If I catch you generalizing again, I will pluck the Apple in ur moniker and eat it and you will be left with only African.

AfricanApple:
hmmmmm, How is she a past when she wants to come back. we all grow everyday, she would be older, wiser and more matured

My present is better than six matured past

Ofcourse yes!


You can do your trad on Nairaland, Your wedding on Facebook, Reception on Twitter and Order your children from OLX.


I recommend Yudala if you don't want touts and bokoharam.

After that, DHL will handle delivery.

abimbawealth:
You still need to register that line...since it has been deactivated

I think this lady is right@Op

That Matthew guy is wicked.




My ex wouldn't even think about coming back if she was still single cause she know me wella but if at all she comes back.

I would simply tell her that I can't replace my present with my past. It doesn't make sense and would never happen.


No need to insult her cause she used to be everything that I needed.

jopretty:
And after doing that you'll feel ok, right? Have you thought of how your brother will feel if your action finally destroys his relationship? Guy, your parents have forgiven them, do so for peace to reign. Pls.

Peace kee.


Keeping silent is just postponing problem. He may 4give but can he 4get? Remember his elder also swore to deal with the enemy, meaning that he hasn't 4given them yet.

The whole ish is messed up, I think he should reveal everything when there's still time for amendments cause the brother will find out someday.

agarawu23:
lol

Okay! My features , which can u recommend for me? Price and product name.

Tecno L5 but you need to add extra 2k to your budget or Gionee m3 mini, you also need to add 1k to your budget.

I prefer L5 to M3 mini though and you may get them at cheaper price in stores over there.

misspicy:
no vacancy

The violent men take it by4ce.

agarawu23:
you get am


Bro which Android phone can u recommend for me that has good battery (browse for 8-10h when fully charged) with 1g ram. Good cam, fast browser. screen size from 4 .5 inch. Price not more than 15k. E dey? Wanna buy for someone

You don't wish phone manufacturers well at all.



Affordable phones that I can recommend is gionee m3 mini and L5 from Tecno but I don't think you can get them at that price.

misspicy:

I want a place in your head.



How much do you charge for two weeks.

So nah shrine we dey go on Sundays fah?

Their choice.






None of our crazy business

Amen for what?

agarawu23:
una yarsh there

That pant belongs to a popular Nlder

Misspice

obiorathesubtle:
[color=#990100]na Yoruba girl pant be that!!!!



Hausa no dy wear pant because them no fit afford am



Igbo girls dy wear g-string, make breeze dy enter the evil forest dem dy train for their vagina


Calabar girls no dy wear pant incase customer come.. For Emergency reasons..[/color]

Dude, you're crazier than I think walahi.

Yes!















If she's running away with my destiny.