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RomanceRe: If She Had Married Him......? by Tallesty1(op): 7:54pm On Jan 13, 2016
Philtim:
mtchewwww....dumb...i guess u r high on weed
d op below will concur
Weed is for small brain.

We fry jegemi and mix the powder with tea.
RomanceRe: If She Had Married Him......? by Tallesty1(op): 7:53pm On Jan 13, 2016
mylordship:
oh @op what a lovely writing with sound moral lesson, i have always say it and i will say it again, that the kind of lady i am going to be in a relationship with is a lady that even GOD IN HEAVEN WILL GIVE ME HIGH FIVE FROM HEAVEN, AS IN A PURE GENIUS OF A LADY AND IV NOT SEEN THAT LADY NOT IN NAIRALAND AND NOT IN NIGERIA.
AH SWEAR THE STORY IS "A MUST SHARE"

Got it from a joke site but I modified it b4 posting it here.
RomanceRe: If She Had Married Him......? by Tallesty1(op): 7:51pm On Jan 13, 2016
ITbomb:
The original post was about Obama and wife but I love your version
I don't like Obamaangry
RomanceIf She Had Married Him......? by Tallesty1(op):
Few nights ago, I was at a local restaurant destroying a plate of eba with egusi soup when PMB and His wife came in.

They went straight to a table that was next to mine and ordered their meal.

While waiting for the meal, the wife was smiling and assuring PMB that he will enjoy his night.

"But I don't like sneaking out like a common criminal" he protested.

"Relax, we will soon go back and no one will know that we ever left" she said.

I think it was his wife's idea that they do something out of routine and go for a casual dinner at a restaurant that wasn't too luxurious.

Y'know, place where peeps like us dey form boss which our N250 foodgringringringringrin

Their food was served and PMB started eating immediately. His wife waited small and then asked him if he was enjoying it.

"Oh yes! The food is nice and the place is neat. I am glad I came" he said smiling for the first time.

"I know you will like it" the wife said and started eating her own.

When they finished eating, the owner of the restaurant asked the President if he could speak to the First Lady in private.

PMB's countenance changed immediately like when Nnamdi Kanu was mentioned during media chat.

He looked at the man, then his wife but I have already ducked behind the table before he looked at my direction

"oh Lord my father" I prayed "safe me today and I promise I am never coming here to eat again"

alas he obliged and Aisha had a short conversation with the owner.

"Why was he so interested in talking to you?" He asked her when she came back.

I looked at his face and the anger was gone. Thank God.

"he told me that we were class mates in school and he had been madly in love with me then"

I swear PMB is never coming here to eat again.

"Thank you lord for hearing my prayer but I will still come back because PMB never will" I glorified his name in my heart.

"So if you had married him" PMB continued "you would now be the owner of this lovely restaurant?" he said, standing up to leave.

"No, if I had married him, he would now be the President."

When she said that, I remembered what my grandfather told me.

"Son", he had said "Never let go of a woman that has self confidence because A WOMAN's CONFIDENCE NEVER COMES IN BITS & PIECES"





dedicated to all the beautiful, confident and intelligent women on here.

You Rock.

#NoBashingTonight.
RomanceRe: Before You Bullshit Your Woman Or Wife, Look At This Picture! by Tallesty1(m): 7:11pm On Jan 13, 2016
omooba969:
Women are wonderful, crazy, beautiful, stvpid, industrious, charming, foolz, cheerful, warm, idiotz, generous, supportive, senseless, kind, loving, caring, wicked, mischievous, daring, bold, brave, irritating, fvckn SEXY...give it all to them please! grin
You just described yourself.


You're a womangringringringringrin
RomanceRe: Two Girls Found Out They Were Dating The Same Nigerian Guy After His Death(pics by Tallesty1(m): 7:01pm On Jan 13, 2016
The man enjoyed fresh fishes while he was alive.

Waiting for the rest to meatgrin on twitter, no need to wait for those on nland cause they would rather die than make it public.
RomanceRe: Some Girls Can Cook by Tallesty1(m): 11:17pm On Jan 10, 2016
#faints
RomanceRe: 12 Things Everyone Who Loves A Woman Must Do by Tallesty1(m): 11:16pm On Jan 10, 2016
Says woman wrapper and potential woman wrappers that do not know they're woman wrappers.
Phone/Internet MarketRe: What Is The Best Andriod Phone 20-22k Can Buy? by Tallesty1(m): 11:05pm On Jan 10, 2016
sosocybar:
Hmmm.. Let me browse about the specs... And what about price?
http://www.naijatecharena.com/innjoo-max-2-and-innjoo-max-2-plus-price-nigeria/
Phone/Internet MarketRe: What Is The Best Andriod Phone 20-22k Can Buy? by Tallesty1(m): 11:01pm On Jan 10, 2016
sosocybar:
okay. I'm not really the photo freak kinda person... I just need something with wide screen, very fast download, strong connection, wide screenand high memory capacity. And should be able to support recent nice aplications and share files easily. I'm not very good with phone terms....
Go for Xiaomi Redmi Note 3 if you have "change" in your wallet or pick up Tecno camon c8.
Christianity EtcRe: Question For Day.do Angels Have Sex Organs? by Tallesty1(m): 5:36pm On Jan 10, 2016
Which Kain Random Thought Be This?



If you head was a web browser I would have advised your clear cookies and cache.


gringringringringrin
Christianity EtcRe: Your Opinion On Women That Wear Trousers. Right Or Wrong? by Tallesty1(op): 5:29pm On Jan 10, 2016
aaronson:
lmao, cracks me up, what is the word of God if his laws are not embedded in it. Again, following that logic, you just wrote me, you just provided the answer for which you started the thread, how? Since christians obeys the word of God and not laws, Don't you think the bible is irrelevant and nonsensical by bringing about woman fashion code of conduct in the first place.
There are two types of laws in the bible and one of them is "the hukkim laws".

Those ones are strictly for the nation of Israel and I am yet to see them in the new testament, but the issue about women's attire are in both places, hence my confusion.
Christianity EtcRe: Your Opinion On Women That Wear Trousers. Right Or Wrong? by Tallesty1(op): 5:02pm On Jan 10, 2016
Suigeneris93:
Okay, I see nothing bad with women wearing trousers, I wear trousers and I'm comfortable on it too
Don't support it because you wear it and don't condem it because you don't is the only rule.cheesycheesy

Are you a Christian?
Christianity EtcRe: Your Opinion On Women That Wear Trousers. Right Or Wrong? by Tallesty1(op): 5:01pm On Jan 10, 2016
aaronson:
right bro, check out these bible verses and ensure you obey them all.

Exodus 20:18 kill folks with different religion

Deuteronomy 22:20 kill bride if isn't a virgin

Psalm 137:9 Cast a new born againt the rock

Deuteronomy 13: 12-16 Kill an entire town for not worshipping God

Jeremiah 19:9 Cannibalism, eating you own children.

And many more dehumanizing verses.
Hahahahahahahahahahaha

A Christian obeys the world of God in the bible not the law of the writer's land.
Christianity EtcRe: Your Opinion On Women That Wear Trousers. Right Or Wrong? by Tallesty1(op): 4:47pm On Jan 10, 2016
aaronson:
The bible shouldn't be a book to get morality from because that book was written by men who never attained the age of enlightenment and filled with lots of flaws, inconsistencies and contradiction.

Women should wear whatever deem fit so to express themselves fashionly and aesthetically, there's is no limit to beautification according to the RENESSIANCE that's why we have fancy cars, buildings and a lot more today.

Lastly, If you thinks I make zero sense with my opinion then I would advice you follow the bible verbatim and see if you wouldn't end up in jail.
gringringringringrin


How's that going to land me in jailhuh
Christianity EtcRe: Your Opinion On Women That Wear Trousers. Right Or Wrong? by Tallesty1(op): 4:44pm On Jan 10, 2016
Suigeneris93:
What is the topic?
Your opinion on women that wear trousers, from a Christian perspective though.

I know what we'll go into if you're not a Christian.
Christianity EtcRe: Your Opinion On Women That Wear Trousers. Right Or Wrong? by Tallesty1(op): 4:37pm On Jan 10, 2016
Suigeneris93:
Post is too long
Reply the topic, we can start from there.
Christianity EtcYour Opinion On Women That Wear Trousers. Right Or Wrong? by Tallesty1(op): 4:27pm On Jan 10, 2016
This argument is going in my Facebook group and majority of them think it is ok for a lady to wear trousers.

So I want to get your own opinion.

But before then, I want you to know this.

The version of the bible that "seem" to condem the act is Deuteronomy 22:5 which says
"The woman shall not wear that which pertaineth unto a man, neither shall a man put on a woman's garment: for all that do so are abomination unto the Lord thy God."
My problem with the verse.

When I saw the post on Facebook, I decided to research to find out what the bible really says about women that wear pants and here is what I saw that confused me.

Deut. 22:5 is found among many other ceremonial laws so I was like
If it is indeed a principle to be literally followed today, why would God choose to bury this verse in the middle of what are clearly ceremonial laws?
So I digged deeper and found other things like.

1 Timothy 2:9 that says. . .
women should adorn themselves in modest apparel. . ."
Yes apparel.

How that one take concern trousers you might ask

well,.... I discovered that in 1611 the word "apparel" meant "loose, long flowing garment"

So it wasn't just an old testament thing?

You don see am.

Upon further search, I discovered that the Greek word for apparel is katastole which is an exact word and and the only place in the Bible where it is used. There are lots of words for clothing, attire but no matter how you try to twist katastole, clothes like trousers, miniskirts, tight dresses, etc. can not fit the definition of this word.

That strikes.

I believe y'know that the universal symbol for designating a men's bathroom is a stick figure wearing a pair of pants. The universal symbol for designating a woman's bathroom is a stick figure wearing a dress.

I also learnt that pants were not only exclusively invented for men, but they also have historically been worn only by men, it was the advent of Hollywood and the movie screen that brought the major in our attire. Women women always wore long dresses, it was recently, 40 years ago that a dress is suddenly "impractical" to wear.

So Let Me See What You Think Of The Topic.

State facts, don't condem it because you don't wear it and don't support it because you do.

History or bible references will be highly appreciated.
Phone/Internet MarketRe: What Is The Best Andriod Phone 20-22k Can Buy? by Tallesty1(m): 7:01am On Jan 10, 2016
Mathicks:
you mean Tallesty1
Thanks.

Good morning
Phone/Internet MarketRe: What Is The Best Andriod Phone 20-22k Can Buy? by Tallesty1(m): 7:00am On Jan 10, 2016
sosocybar:
Tallesty come oo
No phone has all the features so there's nothing like best "android phone".


That been said, tell us what you do with your phone or better still, "must have" specifications so that we will know what we looking for.

Oga Seun, I beg you in God's name to remove this "1" in my username.
PhonesRe: Ten Affordable Android Smartphones To Buy In First Quarter Of 2016. by Tallesty1(op): 9:42pm On Jan 09, 2016
Boluu:
Awwww, why didnt my phantom 5 make the list na
Price
WebmastersRe: Premium Themes And Plunging by Tallesty1(m): 6:09pm On Jan 09, 2016
tutusaint:
A new Nigerian site where premium WordPress themes and plugins at very reduced price (N300 - N500)

Payment is done through vougopay with instant delivery of service.
Do yo have Topgadget?
FamilyRe: Pregnant Nigerian Woman Bares Her Baby Bump For Shoot With Husband & Son by Tallesty1(m): 6:03pm On Jan 09, 2016
hurpeyeahme:
No big deal! Very cute I must say.
It's nothing but memories also pray I will be dis cute even more when preggy cool
How can there be a big deal when we are living in the end of days.

When girls wan go unclad they wear bikini.

If married woman wan mumu dey call it baby bump.

End time daughters of Isaiah chapter 4.
CelebritiesRe: Osinbajo Performs His First Pastoral Duty At RCCG Since He Became Nigerian Vice by Tallesty1(m): 5:57pm On Jan 09, 2016
Ok
RomanceRe: John Dumelo’s View On How To Treat Women by Tallesty1(m): 5:54pm On Jan 09, 2016
I pity the woman on his radar now. He will definitely get and nyash her.


It is an "online toasting strategy" that I have used many times and it worked 98% of the times.


I really pity the lady.
TV/MoviesRe: Hilarious Conversation Between DSTV & Unhappy Customer by Tallesty1(m):
gringringringringrin


Nah only foood?


Nah serious matter over here, bae go dey kick legs together dey cry, smile, cum for guy wey dey on screen.


Later when I wan take my own she will say she's not in the mood.
RomanceRe: Naija Girl by Tallesty1(m): 2:53pm On Jan 09, 2016
The name be karashika sef
RomanceRe: Must It Always Be Us?? by Tallesty1(m): 2:18pm On Jan 09, 2016
Carowline:
Broke fellas...


*hiss*
gold diggers




*spits*
RomanceRe: Rule 2 Of Nairaland.A True Test Of Mental Sanity And Sound Intellect. by Tallesty1(m): 2:16pm On Jan 09, 2016
dollyjoy:
so many underage people on this section of nl.


No mature person will stoop so low to type trash as a way of "killing boredom"
Are you not one of them?
RomanceRe: Awesome Facts About Men by Tallesty1(m): 2:13pm On Jan 09, 2016
Smells like poo and piss
RomanceRe: Which Love Movie That Got Your Emotion. by Tallesty1(m): 2:12pm On Jan 09, 2016
The gods must be crazy
PhonesRe: Airtel Kept their N5000 Promise.. See Pix. by Tallesty1(m): 2:00pm On Jan 09, 2016
Lmao

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