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Romance › Re: Why Do Female Nairalander Cut Their Bosom And Bellow From Pic(photo) by Tallesty1(m): 8:36am On Jan 09, 2015

Na you give yourself the assignment oo

softysparky:
Who we go ask?

So na you know who u go ask.

Romance › Re: Why Do Female Nairalander Cut Their Bosom And Bellow From Pic(photo) by Tallesty1(m): 8:34am On Jan 09, 2015

VickyyB:
Uncle, why are you lying?

I am not lying

Romance › Re: 9 Types Of Men Women Avoid! by Tallesty1(m): 8:32am On Jan 09, 2015

Spot on

Romance › Re: 12 Reasons Guys Should Date Extroverts by Tallesty1(m): 6:06pm On Jan 08, 2015

To cheat no dey hard them...

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Romance › Re: Why Do Female Nairalander Cut Their Bosom And Bellow From Pic(photo) by Tallesty1(m): 5:56pm On Jan 08, 2015

I don't check their profile so I haven't noticed.

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Romance › Re: Does Beauty Really Lies In The Eyes Of The Beholder? by Tallesty1(m): 4:57pm On Jan 08, 2015

Oh That!

pinkhill:
no o
im just wandering how you knew
so i can ask heaven about myself

I was in heaven b4

Romance › Re: Does Beauty Really Lies In The Eyes Of The Beholder? by Tallesty1(m): 4:34pm On Jan 08, 2015

Are You A Lawyer?

pinkhill:
prove it that heaven knows

Romance › Re: What Will A Girl Gain From A Guy That Says "No Spending" In The Relationship? by Tallesty1(m): 4:22pm On Jan 08, 2015

pinkhill:
boredom

Science/Technology › Re: The Entire Internet May Crash On June 30 And Google Wants To Stop It by Tallesty1(op): 4:13pm On Jan 08, 2015

Elparaiso:
ehen.......
some people will cone here now and say Buhari is the reason the earth is slowing down.....

#SaiBuhari

Oga na polifight section be this?

No carry ur campaign enter my thread abeg

Science/Technology › Re: The Entire Internet May Crash On June 30 And Google Wants To Stop It by Tallesty1(op): 4:11pm On Jan 08, 2015

MizMyColi:
Huh?
So you mean human beings have been controlling our time?

I thought it was remote controlled by a supernatural being.

O ga o.

Day and Night abi Minutes and Seconds?

Sha, me sef no fit explain am that's why I included the source.

Science/Technology › The Entire Internet May Crash On June 30 And Google Wants To Stop It by Tallesty1(op): 3:52pm On Jan 08, 2015

So here’s something interesting, 2015 is going to be a little longer than other years, quite literally, and we do mean little. In order to account for the slowing down of the Earth’s rotation, scientists have added one measly second to the calendar.

Doesn’t make a difference right? Google thinks it does.

Apparently, the addition of a second can break the Internet. So, Google is reportedly taking preemptive action for the same.

The extra second will be added to the calendar on June 30, precisely at 11.59.60.

How ? Well, clocks will stand still for an entire second in order to add the time. Even though hardly anyone will realise it, the day will have 86,401 seconds instead of 86,400 seconds.

This will have consequences for the Internet and computers at large.

This had happened back in 2012, when websites like LinkedIn, Reddit and Yelp had gone down. The reason for the same is that the extra second cause computers to malfunction as more and more computers sync with atomic clocks today, because of which, even the difference of one second could cause them to malfunction.

Further, Google has reportedly figured out how to prevent websites from crashing during this time. The search giant will be adding a millisecond to its system clocks gradually, instead of pausing for a second on the day.

As a result, the computers will be corrected over time and won’t have to count the same second twice.

Let's hope it works.

SOURCE

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Phones › Re: 5 Whatsapp Features We Really Wish BBM Had by Tallesty1(m): 2:19pm On Jan 08, 2015

AutosBay:
Watsapp was highly underrated when it initially came out, now it has really displaced BBM.

Never Liked BBM For one Day.

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Politics › Re: Buhari Visits The Olu Of Warri (photo) by Tallesty1(m): 2:15pm On Jan 08, 2015*

Weselion:
pitching tent incase of incasity. But all this wan no mean him go win election ooo

Even if he visit Melchizedek

ORACLE1975:
King of salem has already anoint GMB SAI BUHARI..

With Groundnut oil maybe.

GMB won't won't bring the change we need.

Jonathan has fallen our hands really but GMB will fall both our hands and legs and pull them out from their sockets.

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Romance › Re: Does Beauty Really Lies In The Eyes Of The Beholder? by Tallesty1(m): 2:12pm On Jan 08, 2015

Person wey no fine no fine, even heaven knows that.

Romance › Re: What Are You Getting Your Girlfriend/wife On Val's Day? by Tallesty1(m): 2:01pm On Jan 08, 2015*

₦10 MTN Recharge Card.

rittyben:
tot u were romantic o

I used to be incurably romantic but me ex was Antibiotic.

elantraceey:
May you be given in the same measure you give , chai .

AMEN

Romance › Re: What Are You Getting Your Girlfriend/wife On Val's Day? by Tallesty1(m): 2:00pm On Jan 08, 2015*

Somebody posted this question on a Facebook group and a guy gave the craziest answer ever.

He said, "I will wrap a bottle of hero and a vibrator in a box for her, If she doesn't like the beer then she can go and fvck herself with the vbtor"

SMH seriously

Romance › Re: She Asked Me Out.. (advice Pls) by Tallesty1(m): 11:41am On Jan 08, 2015

Come back home son.

Your room is still available.

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Family › Re: Why Are Most Nigerian Women Brutally Abusive? What's Causing This? by Tallesty1(m): 10:24am On Jan 08, 2015

mkpakanaodogwu:
I hate it and cant tolerate abuse,it will cause a serious problem if my spouse tries it, if u cant treat them as your own leave them with their parent

It is very sad walahi. Some even treat their own blood sisters as if they are outsiders. Most women are guilty of that.

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Romance › Re: Guys, What Will You Have Me Do In This Situation ? by Tallesty1(m): 10:15am On Jan 08, 2015

JayKayMaybachz:
I can remember on our first date...
I told her to take smirnoff ice

She refused that it was alcoholic
I invited her for a friends bday party, she declined kwa dat she doesn't attend those shii

I had to tag ma sis along
*how come she attended a bday party, and also had alcohol*

That's what annoys the hell outta me.

Things will get a lot better only if we can be honest and tell things the way they are.

Someone trying to appear good told me recently that she has stopped wearing revealing clothes and sleevless dresses.

I was going through my whatsapp contact lists some days ago when I saw in her dp that she wore one sleeveless dress like that.

I was like "haba, have you started wearing sleeveless dresses again?"

she replied "I been stop am"

"That's what you told me"

"Really? Did I tell you that?"

You see the problem with telling lies? You are darned if you 4get even one of the things you said.

Romance › Re: Guys, What Will You Have Me Do In This Situation ? by Tallesty1(m): 10:06am On Jan 08, 2015

MizMyColi:

I dey vexxxxxxxx

Lolz.

Some of us do our best to represent the guys and lady folks in good light, others just spoil our labour of love.

God is watching o o

By so doing they are recruiting bad guys/girls that will go and hurt innocent ones.

Romance › Re: To Those That Believed On Silent Treatment In R/ship, Its Very Dangerious by Tallesty1(m): 10:02am On Jan 08, 2015

Lols..... It is deadly walahi.

I don't give silent treatment because it hurts both you and the person.

Romance › Re: Guys, What Will You Have Me Do In This Situation ? by Tallesty1(m): 9:59am On Jan 08, 2015

MizMyColi:
The clown (pardon my choice of words please) didn't even so much as mourn with you, or pretend to, at least.

What kind of lover party and drink their life away whilst leaving their partner's mourning mode?

You have seen what scare people away from dating scene.

I was once with a lady who can fabricate sixteen amazing lies in ten seconds.

The relationship was still on its early stage when it crashed.

She lied that she hate going to beach, she doesn't take alcohol, doesn't snap picture with guys and so many unnecessary lies like that.

I played along.

Somehow I got tired of replying her messages on whatsapp(she was possessive and clingy)so I told her that my phone broke so that she will stop sending messages.

Nah that time she begin use crazy pictures 4 dp because she thought I wouldn't see them.

Pictures she took on a beach, where she was hanging out and drinking beer with guys, etc.

I saved all of them and sent them back to her when she asked for my picture.

Not that those things matter to me but why tell lies in the first place?

The lady the op is talking about here claimed she doesn't like alcohol and now she is blaming her cheating on alcohol.

Crazy stories everywhere.

Romance › Re: Guys, What Will You Have Me Do In This Situation ? by Tallesty1(m): 9:37am On Jan 08, 2015

JayKayMaybachz:
Thanks brov

Imma let her go.... Leh her continue fvcking her ex

Girls have this weird mentality that saying "sorry" will make you 4get everything they did to you so she is really gonna come back to apologize but don't listen to it............

You might decide to give her a 2nd chance because of love but believe me, y'll never be happy dating her again so it is better to let go now......

BTW do you know any of those friends she was out with?

Celebrities › Re: HIV Positive Nigerian Kenny Brandmuse Reveals He's Gay On Facebook by Tallesty1(m): 9:33am On Jan 08, 2015

faqman:
....
chai....
gaybriel....claming God's love...

what is this world becoming...
end time things...

i think i need to perform surgery to reduce the size of my buttocks ASAP...

i here dem usually target guys with buttocks.....

Why not goan insure them(ur buttocks)?

Romance › Re: Guys, What Will You Have Me Do In This Situation ? by Tallesty1(m): 9:29am On Jan 08, 2015

Two things are involved when a girl open up to you in this way.

It is either because she is an honest person or because she is using you and still want it to continue.

Accepting a girl who went back to sleep with her ex is a NO NO. I don't care if she drank 100 bottles of orijin.

Forgive her(cause she needs it) and forget her cause you don't need her.

Get her out of your mind completely, she is not worth it............

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Romance › Re: Mending A Broken Heart(what Problems Are U Facing In Your Relationship) by Tallesty1(m): 9:20am On Jan 08, 2015

Hahahahahaha

Politics › Re: See The Faces Of The Charlie Hemdo Shooters by Tallesty1(m): 9:19am On Jan 08, 2015

mickyarams:
This is a big news all over the world, I wonder why it's not on the frontpage

Because it didn't feature GEJ or GMB.

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Music/Radio › Re: Photo Of Kcee Nd Five Star Music Crew Eating Banana On The Road by Tallesty1(m): 9:11am On Jan 08, 2015

MizMyColi:
From her facial expression? I doubt she knows who they are.
She thinks they're americanas

In her mind she be like:-

"Oh Ifa, please let that one at Kcee's right, looking at me with sexy eyes ask me to come along with them.
He will no longer need to eat banana, I will be the banana he eats for the rest of his life"

hahahahahaha...

Lwkmd4h............

Who would want to eat only banana for the rest of his life?

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