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Lagusta: Its only once i became a sissy to a lady, and that can never happen again.....

AMEN

okotv: Tah...as if you remember that eye opening moment.....every word counts in Gods kingdom

Have you been to his kingdom??

I know that feeling when a guy gets his first gf.



BTW why are you sounding like u and person they drag am? I know from the fisrt day I opened my eyes and saw my mom that women are priceless, they are the best part of God's creation.

Mine was the day I was out playing with friends. We went to a friend's house to pluck oranges. When I reached for the small knife that I always carry in my pocket I felt something like paper, I quickly brought it out and it was a #50 note. Back then #50 nah better money. I tried to remember what it was doing in my pocket but I couldn't. I had forgoten who gave me the money and what it was for, so I and my spent #30 from it.


Later that night when I was helping mom in the kitchen she said "Leo, did you give mrs xxxxxxx the #50 that I gave to you?

I fainted.

No need to tell you what later happened.

Richiy: Sure..depending on how important the person is to you. Haven't you ever heard of the word "sacrifice"? Do you think it is restricted to family alone?

SMH

Honey moon is for those who didn't taste the honey before marriage.

Mynd44: I give up....

Didn't even expect you to go that far with him seeing that he sounds like one of the jobless fellows that burnt the bus.

Maybe the smoke from the burning buys will convey her spirit to heaven, who knows.

whirlwind7: That man had better be prepared to marry his own daughter.

His daughter will kill him and run away with her boyfriend. Fear Women.

Kinkybraids: Wow im sorry that happend to you especially that you are sick. Dont let her shift the blame to you about not having time for her and not making proper love to her...she should take responsibility on what she did and at least feel bad about it.

I just love this part, women like to blame men for almost everything. It feels nice to know that peeps like you reason's differently.


@Op. Get well quick, then take some buddies out, buy them drinks, enjoy yourself to the fullest. Life is to short to weep over failed r/shp. You are not supposed to be devastated like you said, rather you should be happy because you just lost two people that could kill you to have their way.

iamayodeji: Thats very true, the way guys act when it comes to ladies; sometimes i just wonder. I think the weakness of every man lies in the hand of some lady, thats why it is very hard for guys to think. Thats why it is easy for a lady to control a man.

Hahahahahaha, some ppl's brain switch off when they are with their girl.

MissSlimbody: Who no like beta thing?

Abi oo, but e get as e be sha, even guys do it sometimes, you will see guys in their late 30s and early 40s looking for girls in their early 20s to marry.

smurfy: Because we are special.

Methinks it is because you guys didn't taste the milk when it was fresh and thick.

MissSlimbody: And wat makes u think dat d "candy n chocolate" of ALL d ladies hammering on marriage av been "finished?"

Sorry, not all but most of them do not have much left, no block, no muffler and you want a fresher to marry you? GOD PUNISH SATAN.

mencade5: after enjoying life and banging all the guys their pusssiii can handle, they are bringing the shaft (remnants) for you to take into marriage. My brother will you accept it?

Honestly, after bad guys finish all their candy and chocolate they will start looking for a young good guy to marry. DEVIL IS A LIAR.

Take am easy bro, dey apply am oil small small hopefuly it will loosen up.



Maybe the hymen don wait tire so it got angry and turned to bone or maybe ur pathfinder dey weak or too big so apply enough oil.

The lady in ur pix is an Idoma girl that used razor to re-design her friend last year............. Stop lying.

Finestlex: It's obvious you've got a very bright future behind

exactly, she apparently has the best future behind.

Girls go like to chop dizz kain one gan!, some fit buy am go give dia bf sef.
Naughty ppl.

Watching........

Yungwizzzy: Girl are all beaches!!

Lekki or Bar Beach

Imagine the celebration..............

Tymax: My own love dey see road o.

mine dey wear google glass sef.



@Op, nah person dey wia diz shoe abi nah de shoe dey wia person?

StPete: sorry but this is gross...

And satanic.

Angel Michael will be like............



The spirit here is yours but the body isn't, what happened Child?

emeralddayo: nt me bt d community

ait, tell the elders to meet my P A

sameer1212: hahahahaah Tallesty1 dunot u worry, is gona be fine.

Amen

emeralddayo: taaarh!!!

I tat you need my help?