Naijanascam:





You are ruling and still be in misery and wretched... I wonder how you ought to look when you are not ruling....

Hehehe

Because when your people rule you are not wretched 🤣🤣🤣

Like the street of Anambra 🤣🤣🤣🤣

Naijanascam:






Keep reaping the fruit🍎🍊🍌🍉🍇🍒🍍 of your labor till 2050

so you agree now that your people will never rule this country

That's a good start

You are weak

We are strong

FG no want make we carry money go give that pastor 😂

Naijanascam:







Suffering and smiling😊😀
It's obvious that you are doing massively well

whatever makes you sleep at night

But guess who holds power

You can't beat it

Come again in 2031

In the mean time cry us an ocean

Naijanascam:




Snatch it
Grab it and
Run with it
Hungry Batman🦇👱 indeed

is anyone there begging you for food?

Why are you guys so concern about Tinubu's supporters?

People sef dey hungry for Anambra o

Peter Obi could not turn it to Dubai he wants to turn Nigeria to US 🤣

Na by mouth

Let him tell us what happened to the campaign funds first

Naijanascam:




And the certificated morons that can do anything for a cursed bread

yeah
Olaiya Igwe praying for Tinubu and Shettima's victory

And it came to pass

While the gbajue himself thinks he can snatch power just by claiming he won

Clowns

Naijanascam:



Specially for Skull miners and Tomb Raiders

what about sore losers

Naijanascam:





This post is meant for human beings please

you mean cannibals

insidelife22:
power is transient, hope they won't learn too late.

On people's land

Go and exercise that power is transient in your region biko

omoredia:



Suffering fit u wella. Tinubu people

you dey enjoy but na una complain pass 🤣🤣🤣🤣

Naijanascam:
Shame of a nation......... Push and start
Escalators that are installed in public buildings everywhere in working countries....

like you have all over Anambra state

money121:

Since nigeria girl love you because of your money
Leave nigeria girls alone

Ghana girl wa available
Stop disturbing yourself now
Haaabaa very simple

😂😂😂😂

This one sweet my belle walahi🤣🤣🤣🤣

Killerofpigs:
For saying the obvious truth, you will be labelled as IGBO.

you mean PIG

Yankiss:
He broke the NYSC code. Absconded from camp without authorization. If anything had happened to him, the NYSC Ondo Director would be questioned seriously. He will face disciplinary measures for his foolish attempt. He is not an ordinary person. He is on national service. This is an act of foolish rebellion.

took the words right out of my mouth bro... As in what rubbish!

bobbiiee:
I may be wrong, but how can someone who truly values life trek such distance with the state of security in this country? To what end?

💯
He's lucky sef say no be fulani get am for road

He deserves dismissal from nysc... Stup1d boy!

Klington:

ebi a pa e ku ni!

CoronaVirusPro:


How much is the average weekly wage of a nanny in the US?

How do you tell her to give her child to a polygamist when she is alive? Did the one in US do that?

Mind you! Davido will not try such with his wife in Atlanta, that one knows the law and fvckin educated! He is definitely paying what's due!

You claim to be a billionaire but had to make $800/month news!

💯

Thundafireseun:
Lol …. Ode You wan carry gun go meet who never chop too ….

You might end up parting with some of your cash

Don’t be deceived by what you see online… E no easy ooo for majority of Nigerian’s

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

Beuberry:

Ungrateful suffer head. Na ya type Buhari dey call ungrateful lazy yut

no wahala na

As long as the gbajue never rules Nigeria... I'm good😁

Onogiede:
Though according to Yoruba their spouses are allows to sleep around and still cook for their husbands,..what a people 🤔🤔🤔

while spouses from your place are allowed to prostitute themselves for money even in their husband's house.... It's common knowledge

Beuberry:
take

as e dey your hand so

Just chop am make hunger nor kee you

Beuberry:

You are hungry. Eat this.

you've got to give me something to eat... I'm not a cannibal 😎

Biglittlelois:


What did I just read 😱

What the hell did I just read 😱

as in....

Rich4god:


You just said the truth ... And that's one of the best way to keep ones compound safe.

Lots of parents are really failing in their responsibility, especially if it's just the mother. Am very sure, if the dad was to be fit and around, he won't condone such.
Imagine sometimes I come back home around 9:30 10 then I will see the young girl still outside with the boys and the mother is comfortable with that.

the mother's even lucky that the boys hadn't used her for ritual sacrifice as yahoo boys are known to do

Na police station she dey na
They got off easy

Tallesty1:
You know, I used to wonder if people who post certain things online have parents or people they respect, but then it occurred to me that some of them are already mothers with grown-up children. So yeah, mothers say worse things.

One day, a lady came home with long braids, and the mother's concern was how her boyfriend would cope during doggy. She voiced this concern out loud, and I overheard it because I was outside.

Jesus!

vacanci:


This is a case of a hungry man who planted rice and corn on his farm. A week later people start complaining that he is still hungry in spite of the farm and seeds planted.
I hope you know that policies are like seeds planted. They need time to nurture and grow.

They can never understand what you typed.... They are too dumb

Beuberry:
Let's talk branding.
I may not be accurate too with the price of the jet. It could worth up to $7m. Same thing happened to Ola of Lagos and this white monkey that's doing Burster Douglas work. But the truth is Ola isn't suitable to review all things. What's pilots are enjoying, inwain-inwaaaan, inwain-inwaaaan?
He's mimicking jet sound in a dumb way.
Nothing creatine about the review. Except if it was edited or sime vital part of the video was cut. No review about the cabin, toilet, attendants, travelling speed, safety etc.
Advertisers that believed Ola is suitable for all adverts are illiterates. He should stick to reviewing bags, shoes and clothes alone cos his brain is still a college student used one!

Aburo Ola of Lagos, it you don't stfu I ll slap you & ya ancestors ll be the ones crying!
Ola of his village abi na Lagos is wack in most adverts. He's a money miss road!

jealousy is written all over this comment of yours

You've got to stop crying now

Miravik900:


You have been crying all over nairaland na you be the first person them serve breakfast? Wailer 😂

Don’t find something to keep yourself busy keep fooling around for likes frustrated ewu

what's it to you tho

Why are you pained?

EmperorCaesar:


I've always said it that Atheits arent logically thorough enough to tackle well-reearched theists

So cause say she pray and still die, e mean say God no exist

To people like u, u want to keep seeing things going outside the normal natural law(Miracle) at all times to believe God doesnt exist

Its like saying that cause prayer couldnt heal a sickle cell patient, then there is no GOD


I swear, Most of u half-baked logical thinkers dont think deep enough to counter the God claim with logic

Albert Einstein and Stephen Hawkings(In his book "Big Answers to Brief Questions" are the two reatest scientist of last century yet claimed that going by their "knowledge of cosmology and seeing the multiverses obey Natural laws, they find it hard to believe that a random explosion brought about this highly complex designs"

Same Hawkings wrote The Big bang theory, same Hawkings hinted on the possibility of a creator and even affirmed he couldnt disprove his existence

Na one randy Nairaland guy wey dey vex for religion cause of poor doctrines i go con dey take seriously

thank you
🤣🤣🤣
All they have to prove there's no God is when God doesn't change a particular situation.... That's all o

boxypane:

Person wey go buy you.

and his entire family join sef😂

Dareal90s:

He has the liberty of marrying anyone he wishes to marry, that is none of ur business.

thanks for this beautiful reply

It has been ringing in my head before I read your reply 😂

Like are we supposed to tell him who and who not to marry🙄?

naija4life247:
Daughters of prostitutes will definitely prostitute.

Ngozi Okonjo-Iwealla, Oby Ekwezili, Abike Dabiri, Mitchell Obama, Hilary Clinton e.t.c. will never been seen like this. Even if they die today, and you strip their corpses nakked like this in the public, they will arise from death.

una too funny for this Nairaland walai 😂😂🤣🤣🤣