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DBestDoc:
Young man, how can i take you seriously when you wrote this^^^^

It means you' re either proud of your mental/psychologic status or you are just raising a false alarm here.
Like i wrote in my previous post, if you really have a problem, i can tell.

Like seriously,please don't tell me you taking this lazy boy serious. Lol

kingmorgan:
Please i need sincere answers, will you be happy when your wife cousin who live very far from your family and does not know how you live in the house always want to send your child used cloths used by her own children, and you are very comfortable, but each time you tell your wife it is not a good things, she complain it is nothing, because her cousin husband got a job for her brother and is also comfortable as you. I see this a let down because i can afford to buy cloths for my daughter and will soon move to my own House after 2years in Marriage, i dont know why her cousin does this things but i feel it is not right. She can get a new cloths for my daughter i am not against that or maybe she bought a new cloths for her own kids and does not size them, then i can take that, but sending used cloths from PH to Lagos please someone should advice me on this. Please note this is not Pride but i feel you need to know the financials status of someone before giving out such things as used cloths.


Please if you are not married or experienced dont come here and say rubbish, we are talking about family issues here single ladies or guys should keep off, when you get to your turn, you will have your own experiences to share, so please do not criticizes people with nothing on your HEAD. RESPECT YOURSELVES.

My brother I feel you jare, each family to its own choices. Sit your wife down and talk her,let her know how you feel. If she doesn't listen please call your wife cousin and tell her politely or in a stylish way. You can tell her to hold on with the clothes for now that your kids all have enough,you even given out some of them to the less privileged.

If she is smart enough,she should read the hand writing on the wall. I personally pay much attention to tiny details and body signs when dealing with people.

If after that she refused and still send used clothes to your kids then please by all means call her and be blunt. Gaskia.

Like I said earlier,to each family its own. A man's meat is another man,s poison.

sadguy:
Locked up, really

No, let loose on the streets.

chaircover:
12. Glo – 213423730433467
13 – Etisalat - 004961068599578


Please those that have already taken one give others a chance
Also please only take one . . . be fair to others.
Dont because of N100 invite negetivity to yourself.
The people giving these things out have asked that you only take one and to give others a chance, please abide by their wishes. Thank you

Tayour & Damiso thanks for the support
God bless you

God bless you too ma.

coogar:
grandma ke?
i used the MTN to call all my concubines from the north pole to the himalayan mountains. grandma & grandpa can wait. they have lived their lives, it's my time now.

LWKMD. Choi this guy/man no go kill person with laugh.

chaircover:

Im getting one for my self for Xmas
Okro alasepo here we come

Mo ti ro go ooooo
Xmas tree still not up oooooooo

Tayour I think xmas is at yours o!

Meanwhile Virgin Atlantic have gone mad . . . .
Economy £850
Upper Class N1000

Oya na egbon let's go dre, fully prepared and I assure you its gona be fun.

Eiya, my hubby gona be at work both xmas and new year(sobs).

en1gma12:
:Dthanks taryour, i loaded d mtn and glo. Merry Christmas!!!

My pleasure. Merry xmas.

Woooow this is great, I so love this thread oo.


Oya here goes for the one(s) with the fingers.

Airtel. 9892 7916. 4680. 6907. 9637. 5748. 6710. 1788.

Mtn. 6728. 9358. 0321.

Etisalat. 2241. 1184. 3646. 359.

Glo. 929. 722. 026. 183. 274.



Complements of the season to you all.

sadguy:
Why don't you drop your address and I will pay you a visit so we can talk face to face and you will know if its real or not

Lol. Oniranu oshi, for your mind. Now I see you just want attention. Grow up!!!

Is this your story actually for REAL or your writing a book

If this is real,I hope you don't have sisters oo before you start practical work on them..
Please open up to an elderly MALE person so you can get help.

A Male person not FEMALE o,so you don't strangle her. And please stay out of the reach of FEMALES till you get help.

May God help you.

chaircover:
Send them jAre
I need help with attaching baubles to the Xmas tree
That is one task I so much hate
It's so bad this year
I haven't even thought of a colour scheme for the tree and decorations
Maybe I should just go to a nairalanders house for Xmas
Who will invite me pls

You are INVITED egbon *winks*. VVIP treatment for you,trust me you will love every bit of it.

Good evening house.

r231:
Na me pay bride price na pikin dey enjoy quality....

Daris godu oo

Yea right,daris godu ooo. Abeg no be you shoot am dia and give am 9 months course with big stomach to carry up and down. Falling sick and out with all the stress and sleepless nights with nausea and heart burns.

Leave story jare and borrow your pikin small boobi to enjoy,after all na una get am for a very long time to come.*winks*

r231:
Always one step ahead....

**winks**

r231:
Ermmmmm what happend to good old SMA abi cemilac

That one na waash, he no get quality like boobi own.

r231:
Hahahahahaha.....let's see who go get tired

Just add Viagra with agbo combined

Lol wickedness. Na to enter the realms go gather for your matter be that ooo.

r231:
If the little muffin fit suck boobi wey adult dey manage, why can't he/she eat amala at 2months!!

You for pity for the pikin na, na your pikin na so nothing do u if you borrow am boobi small,u know dem throat small and fragile and only dat boobi water fit pass with ease. Abeg no let amala choke your pikin oo.

r231:
No be the ones wey them dey sell to bus conductors o.....dis one na inside bush for Ijebu ode e come from

Marugbo ta kebe

My grandfather 109yrs old use am all hin teeth grow back na 2 chicks we marry for am sharp sharp

From the same ijebu ode wia I hail from abi na anoda ijebu u dey tok.

Those ppl wicked gidi gan o,dem get the one for women too wey pass man own oo. Na dat one I go recommend to your wives.

r231:
Madam I can sleep on the water so no amount of pikin cry fit wake me up......

As for feeding......dat one easy

Pikin go start eating amala from 2 months

Lol. Amala at 2 months!!! Choi see gbege,wicked daddy.

r231:
I get Agbo Jedi to bad and one in town opa eyin......

I be ojabo ko fo o

Na dem go look 90 while I still dey chase my first born age mate

Lol. Egbe oshi. You go surprise say that your agbo jedi jedi go fail you by the them all of dem *6* mount you at once for 12hours non stop. E go be like say na full truck of 500 tons of cement run you over.

r231:


If they charge me too high, I go make sure na yearly pikin they daughter dey come born simple

Lol. You don forget say na you dey shoot the pikin dia ni, more mouth for you to feed niyen o. Na serious hard work you go begin do be dat.

r231:
So you don't think its too long......

Thank God I am a prince.....na just to dey collect wives like trophy be dat so one can take as many weeks as they want

Lol. No wahala na. You fit gather wife for house like trophy na. E go shock you say na all of dem go gather to do meeting untop your matter. You go just see say dem set you up use that thing wey you like most *s3x* injure.

Infact,by the time they are done with you ehen,your joints no go gree join again, na then you go know say kaki no be leather.

r231:
Me ke......

I go still negotiate bride price sef if it's too high

I don die oo,na broom dem go use chase you comot for dia domot. Even the babe go fear to marry you again,make you no begin to check her shopping bag when she returns home and counting piece of meat left in the pot after every meal you are served. Lol

damiso:
Ijebu Tayour don't mind him o He is a London big boy so charge him premium rates

Abi o,omo iya mi na true you talk o dis one wey dollar dey para seriously for market.

Oga r231 you hear that?

r231:
You know now"....

Make I hurry up go find her sef so you can supply the wedding cake 2 for the price of 1

Oosheeeyyy. Correct,but no to hurry hurry o. Take your time *winks*

r231:
You know now"....

Make I hurry up go find her sef so you can supply the wedding cake 2 for the price of 1

Oosheeeyyy. Correct,but no to hurry hurry o. Take your time *winks*

r231:

Nothing does you.

r231:
Even God go get angry if you no test am b4 you buy am

Na Old Testament fornication dey and people no dey read am no more apart from psalm wen we wan shoot arrow to enemy

LWKMD. Lobatan. Wa gba iyi jare, you get mouth. Lol. But sufry sufry dey shoot this ya arrow,make you no go shoot to the wrong enemy o

r231:
Even God go get angry if you no test am b4 you buy am

Na Old Testament fornication dey and people no dey read am no more apart from psalm wen we wan shoot arrow to enemy

LWKMD. Lobatan. Wa gba iyi jare, you get mouth. Lol

r231:
After marriage nkwa

Nooooooo.......I need to no what I am dealing with before marriage o......so make we no come marry now and she dey give calendar and diary

No ma we need to be on the same page......when I turn she should me ready and she beta be locking the door when she is bathing too cus I don't care if she late for work if I catch her she go double the bath

Haa my brother I dint mean no s3x before marriage oo. Even me sef do am well before marriage. What I meant is that you know before marriage is fornication and a sin and most people aint so free talking about it thereby claiming *holy holy* *spira gym gym*. But after marriage na enjoyment galore o, nobody fit question you.

You can decide to do it anyhow you want it,wherever and whenever you choose. So before venturing into marriage choose you partner wisely and be sure you on the same game side when it comes to s3x so there wunt be story for the gods later. You feel me?

r231:
who no like beta thing.......

dats why i need to marry the one wey dey drink alomo bitter daily

Laff wan tear my belle oo. That woman go try o. But being realistic, its not food but nothing can be compared to it oo. For me there is no sin after marriage oo. Take your time and choose your spouse and start your fun after marriage till the end. Na you get your thing.

r231:
okay lets do the maths.......lets say labor takes 24 - 48hrs plus the days she spend in the hospital alrdy

technically thats like a week to week and half worth of s3x so you will now add another 4-6 weeks to it......

haba eyin na eberu olorun

that ikanra no go get part 2 o

i suppose to don assess the damages caused by the big head pikin b4 ikomo day sef so party can flow properly or else na on top fone i go dey send them pikin name

LWKMD... It actually does vary depending on the kinda body each woman has. Some stay just a week and are good and back on track,some go above and much more than 6 weeks sef.

Me I love my thing well well o and its just 8 days maximum for me. Na to dey force baby to sleep o so I can have my time with hubby,abeg I no fit come and die jare, life is fun and beautiful.

chaircover:
Cool? . . . .

My dear ive forgotten o! no vex

I thought as much,I just pinged you now ma.

chaircover:
Dont mind R232 jare . . he is exaggerating
Unless there is something wrong, the midwives expect you to have resumed duty by the time you go for your 6 week check

I really hope na exaggeration oo. To me r231 looks cooler a man than he types.

Hmmmm aunty cc we have a pending discussion ooo, you remember ba?