₦airaland Forum

rokiatu:
Not in my house, do you know the kind of exs I have? (The obsessive lovers)

Abeg sis, you no see how you take pose for your profile, and with that kind rounded (chop and quench) nyash, why you wan think say dem no go be obsessive?

She'll move to the BQ with the driver; while I get a brand new beautiful housemaid in the main house to assist her with her wifely chores

Stop further payments and also ask for 50% reimbursement from previous payments collected from you and finally congratulate yourself for also now becoming joint landlord.

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@ OP:
More than half the guys blabbing all over this thread, would have long bleeped the girl if given the chance.
You are still a bachelor whose days are already numbered, but with nevertheless time to sow your last oats before its too late and you lose your freedom.
You are right now trapped in a lust mode, I therefore say free yourself and bleep this babe, get it out of your system or else be reliving this lost opportunity for the rest of your life just like a fisherman always remembering/talking about the one that got away.
In short, chop Uganda, clean mouth, return to 9ja, marry your sweet heart, nothing do

lindabon:
My oh My!
(most)9ja men and food,  SMH
na so so chop chop!

True, yeah sometimes its not just the food but also the cook may also be included on the menu

emofine:
What's even more embarrassing lefulefu, is that u use tongue dey lick oyibo nyash sparkling clean dem no fit use toilet roll again.

Chai, this girl, you wicked no be small oooOOH  

Ha ha ha ha ha, kai Nigerian girls and their lie lie where ex ashawo fit claim virgin.
@Poster: I have a feeling that you are the one in this situation and not a friend.
Anyway, I doubt very much if there is any test in our ordinary 9ja hospitals capable of detecting previous abortion(s), so you can go ahead and lie to him if you wish (its second nature anyway); but my advice is to tell the truth and not be burdened with guilt forever.

@OP: Abeg, follow your lust, smash de babe and get it out of your system before its too late. Anyway, by the time you return to 9ja its unlikely you can pursue the relationship any further and neither would your gf get to know - unless of course you tell her, or else you will forever for the rest of your life be left wondering what if?

mashnino:
@dyt

yeah we all it's choices, but dnt u fink its silly and absurd? haba a gal havin sex wit a gal

No big deal, used to have one like that, she would bring them to the house and bleep them; sometimes I only watch, sometimes I join - though we are no longer together for different reasons.

Fucck her sister and best friend and casually let her know