₦airaland Forum

Sijo01:
^ Oloshi.
who called u here?
because am advising "U" in particular 2stop complaining does dat mak u a cheap commodity.

Why shouldn't he complain if somebody (a gold digger) is selfishly standing in his way to landlordship; while condemning him to a life of tenancy simply because he may occasionally need a little bit of punny now and then. Mehn, how unreasonable can some ppl be?

@ Andromida and Harakiri, both of you just so spot on  

emofine:
Oh my gosh! disgusting. . .  I was eating as well . . . you could have at least posted a link or warn viewers . . . I feel sick

Like say she never chop fried sausage before (looks more or less the same to me)

Mcleo007:
The police force is a profession like any other. The fact we all loathe the Nigerian police doesn't necessarily pre-qualify everyone within it as bad. If my gf is a graduate and thinks she can make a career of that vocation, I'll support her. Mind the 'graduate' clause! That has to be the case.

Well, just make sure you don't hang around too long when you quarrel, should by chance she decides to order for your arrest (just to teach you a little lesson) and you are opportuned to be served morning tea (teargas thrown into your enclosed cell) or given telephone (dirty slaps that till your ears start hearing ringtones) along with other forms of torture - don't say you haven't been warned

In fact I've heard of a guy who lost part of his dickcap, as a result of partial circumcision with a pair of pliers during police detention, for daring to cheat against his madam DPO gf.

^^^^tru dat, the Libyans don't know what they had and will later regret it.

amblors:
you've seen her a couple times and you're in love already?
ah! i wish love worked and stayed this way in this world.

Abi ooo, left to me I'd say its more likely lust than love.

CON, STIPATION, I mean yes, do you have something for constipation, tablets preferably, pls

Kai, these silly threads are really getting quite tiresome, sorry no off3inse

^^^100% with you my brother

Can't stand orobo, in fact lepa all the way for me.
Any sign of serious weight gain and I am off.
One good piece of advice to all intending husbands: take a good look at your prospective mother in-law because chances are that your fiance is likely going to end up looking similarly when she reaches her age.
Therefore look well before you leap .

Yes, but conditionally that NO FINANCE WITHOUT ROMANCE, then we shall see who will succumb first within the 5yrs

Scash:
Badt Badt Boy

i hope she plucks out ya eyes wen u end it wt ha. Smh

Hell hath no fury than a woman scorned
Abeg, sister please spare his eyes

skittles18:
I wouldn't either it's so itchy and ticklish.

As itchy and ticklish as some of the weaves/wigs some ladies don on, yet you hardly hear any of the guys asking them to take it off.

^^^^What if he gave her an STD e.g.HIV

Wow, 105 and no intimacy Mehn, it wouldn't surprise me if they discovered all kinds of cobwebs in that kitty - after she died