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Left to me, I will be behaving indifferently from d usual way. Now, create a scene that will make u go to her aos and sleep over... Make sure u hv some nice lovely induced film on ur phone. After some talk talk, put d film on and after few minutes, make move. If she resist u, now begin to tell her emotional words with bed room voice, how emotionally down you are for her, if she still resist you and d resistance is stern, now go on ur knee and begin to cry. If she is not a sadist, she will give in to d crying or consider u in other aspect sha... Forget say u they knee cos of pussy, na u and her they there, no one else. Guy, at such moment of emotional crusade, give what belong to cesar to cesar

For d past 5 days, it has been like 2O-23 hrs in ilesha here of osun state, we self they complain say they wan use d stability of d light kill us...

uzolexis:
why are you brewing a fight where there is none? it's yorubas like you that are fueling hate on this thread. Like you rightly said, Igbos are not on this thread, but look through it and you would see your fellow yorubas calling us out. This thread is about how yoruba culture is spreading which is a good thing, can't you just celebrate it in peace

U are one of d igbos that will never make me have general view about the igbo folks... I love dis ur comment and I warmly welcome it. For this, join me in siping this little tea... I never wanted to be tribalistic even for one second but for d experience I have with some igbos here on nairaland that reasons in union with hatred... See, in reality, I only quarel with igbo here on nairaland but in d real life, we are best of friends... I have a lot of igbo guys as friends here in lagos... We reason alike and they are mostly sensible but I must tell u d real fact, reverse is d case here on nairaland...

wolewolsz:
Ogun, U?

Ooookkkkk, from ekiti...thanks

Laughable, ur cousin is a broke-ass nicca, find woman for him and I bet it with you, he will never disturb you again...

I have been waiting here with my bottle of coca-cola for long, but no Chukudi yet on d thread. Let d red mud region bring it on nah, where are they hiding... I am here energetic to dish them what they deserve...

wolewolsz:
Mine is

Bro which state are u from ?

Bushesbae:
You actually give a füçk

Kindly find somewhere to sit...

Bushesbae:
Arrant nonsense!

Nairaland frontpage is now like a dump, everything rubbish is pushed to front page Can't believe this trash is on front page.

FTC on a silly thread.

Go and sit down far away jere... Na by force u talk ? As it is nonsense to you so also it is sensible to some, so no body give a Bleep about how u feel...

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agbalagba1:
please anybody with the list of lagos state shortlisted candidates should please forward it to my box jonathan_oguny@hotmail.com. thanks alot

Bro, is ur surname Ogunyemi ?

Realman87:
Guy relax. Osibanjo will be president but he will never hold control. His political base will be only SW and that cannot sustain him on the throne. Lets wait and see.

U don't kno how to play politics, I wonder why u are doubting yoruba sophistication and d power of Tinubu tactics... Do u know d meaning of President... ? If Osinbajo is made president today, it will take him not much time to gain nothern elite support. Remember, Obasanjo is still alive...

Lai be like... Fayemi shop knockle, that OLD grandpa is about to die, yoruba will soon take over, iyalaya awon notherner...

Nigerians can sometimes dissapoint me, so if Mr president die today ( God forbid ), OSINBAJO will not be allowed to be d president when d constitution is clear on dis ? So, u think OSINBAJO needs endorsement from any body to be d president ? So, you think d matter will be taking to d senate for debate if OSINBAJO should be made d president ? So, u think Notherner will hand-over their anointed to d chief judge for swearing-in ahead of OSINBAJO ? I can't laugh oooo.... See, nothing will happen, the notherners will just keep ranting until OSINBAJO is made d president...

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[quote author=freshyabstel post=46328509][/quote]We are in d same shoe... I don't like d job at all but for unemployment... I was even happy when I did not see their text... I tot they ve screened me out only for them to send me text on sunday... Anyway, make I attend d screening sha....

I love the OLE...

I can't still understand how people reason with their anus... What's is their concern even though they are having d sex on d high way... Stupid people with stupid mentality...

papamatt4u:
Guys/ lady's I friend of my got a text ,,, but no email massage @ his inbox ,,


Any body close to OYO state police command ??

Same here

kenny1111:
nairalanders, I got a text message invite ds Morning for d invite in my state bt aven't gone through ds thread 4rm d first page I realised everyone got a mail invite which I haven't gotn til now. pls is dr any one here wit similar text invite? what's d way out?

Brother, I had d same experience. I only got SMS but yet no message in my mail... Pls if u eventually get info on dis, pls keep me informed...thanks

topeayan:
they sent text message to me but no date. I was asked to check my email but nothing yet

We are in the same shoe, I only saw SMS but yet no message in my mail. D venue, date and d time for ma own, I don't know... Pls in case u get any info on this, pls let me know oooooo

enshi:
I am also in same shoe with you..... My state of origin is enugu state.... Pls what do we do any info from any one pls

I don't even know what to do... I am to do in osun but I am presently in lagos. I don't know d date yet. Mayb its monday who knows... For me to leave lagos without any assurance as to d date and time may be disastrous...

Help ooooo, I only saw text message not long ago but there is no message yet in my email... I don't know d designated venue and d date for my own screening yet, pls any info on dis ?

I can see tomorrow's baby mamas in d pics...

eitsei:
such a stup¡d post, clearly there's a difference between BRAIN & SENSE, You lack the latter and I pray you receive it.... Be mindful of what you say even the toilet can handle one asshole at a time, the scientists mentioned that universe consist of electrons, protons and neurons but forgot to mention MORONS,

Na so he pain u reach ?

Op na wa 4 u ooo, Make we sha know say u they Poland... U they Poland u they ask we way they Naija about resturant

Any common man dat die for Nigeria only died in vain...

If d place was to be emir's palace, it will take d grace of God and several media agencies for SIMI to leave the compound... Notherners and forceful marriage are like siamese twins...

Me way no get mind to kill ordinary chicken self wan join police...he no go better for unemployment

Anytime I remember that I applied for police and I at d same time remember the OMBATSE killings in nassarawa, ikorodu armed robbery scene, festac robbery scene all together, I be like...

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Ever since her story, I have been thinking of what I can do as well that can catapult me to public sensation... I am thinking of pretending to hang my self where AIT or Channel or any TY Bello will catch me. Pls guys how do you see this and pls suggest me a location...

Ever since her story, I have been thinking of what I can do as well that can catapult me to public sensation... I am thinking of pretending to hang my self where AIT or Channel or any TY Bello will catch me. Pls guys how do you see this and pls suggest me a location...