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PlsBanMe:
OP,

It is your lucky day. So here is my suggestions free of charge.

When they pack to disturb you from getting out, smile. Puncture /deflate their car tyres. Continue to do the same. Break their side mirror too. That will help them stop.

As for during parties and the noises, find like one or two friends and wear customised EFCC T- shirts and visit the party venue. Just move round freely and count them. Then pretend you are making a call. They will flee in droves.

You know there is nothing called yahoo boys. They are pure thieves and scammer.

Actually another way is to go to EFCC office and explain some scammers are in your neighbourhood always boosting no one can arrest them. But that will mean you disclosing your identity in case they have informant within the EFCC.

and Incase they have informant,she won’t like the aftermath

slawormiir:
Damnnn niggarrrr
Isoright ....
Who cares....
The one way dey my laptop and phones I never watch am finish .....them Kieran diann, ruby knox, lizzy ann, Amy reid, myla sinnach

If you are a niggarrrr and you know those names then you must be a real niggarr
Xvideos nor go kill you

Ogbeni..make them clear road for you...I think say I be bad guy for Xvideos o....you na chairman

i hope she goes broke soon so I can see those two jugs

Kingluqman:
You dey there? Before dem start to dey ask her to dey do research on Ogun orififo oo

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Ko ri fifo?

Rogavo:
First of all I'm not creating this thread to boast or show off. Actually something happened today that made me create an account to share this with you guys. I was walking on the street today and two girls were in a Keke and as the Keke drove by, one of the girls who locked eyes with me put her head out of the Keke and screamed "Fine boy." This was a weird experience for me on a list of other weird experiences I've had with girls. I've realized a lot about looks and how it influences your experience with women and I'll share them with you guys.

1. Not all girls find me attractive, but majority of them do. Just like men have types of women that they are attracted to, women also do. But there is a type of girl most guys find attractive even though some guys might find her unattractive. For example, most guys find Dj Cuppy attractive, but there are some guys that don't find her attractive. That's just the same thing in my case.

2. Girls who are bold toast me with style, but the ones who aren't bold will act like they despise me, until I approach them and then I'll realize that they have been insanely attracted to me for a long time but never summoned courage to tell me.

I'll explain the behavior of both:

How girls toast me with style: Girls who are bold enough to approach me will do these things: They will compliment my looks immediately they meet me. They will says things like: You look good, I like your beards, you have nice hands, I like the smell of your perfume etc. Secondly, they will use any opportunity they have to touch me. They will randomly touch my arms, hands, shoulders, face beards etc.
Third they will inquire about where I live and if I live alone. Fourth, they begin to act like simps in that they will be willing to do anything I ask them to do, even to the point of buying stuff for me, and ditching their female friends to be with me. They literally become a slave to me and will say yes to anything I ask them to do. If I find them attractive enough I can easily have sex with them the first time I'm alone with them and they'll do anything I want them to do in bed.

What I've learned from these girls is that they are upfront and straight forward and I guess that's how girls want men to be with them. They won't tell you they want to have sex with you but they will find ways to hint at it.

Girls that are not bold enough to approach me: These category of girls are very good actors. Honestly I don't even have a clue that they find me attractive until I talk to them. When I walk past them they will squeeze face and when I greet them they will just glance, greet back and turn their face . I've come to realize that this behavior is a combination of nerves and pretence. There was a girl I could have sworn hated me for no reason until I then realized that she has been fantasizing about having sex with me for a long time.

3. As far as sex is concerned, women care a lot about looks. A girl who wants a boyfriend who will fulfill boyfriend roles like talking care of her and buying her stuff doesn't really give a Bleep about looks. All they care about is rich guys, especially those girls that are looking for husbands.. But girls that want to have exciting sex really care alot about looks. Girls in their exploring phase ( girls between 17 and 22) care a lot about looks sometimes even more than they care about money.

4. Guys feel intimidated when you talk to girls that they like: Honestly, this annoys me the most. Like I can just be talking to a girl just on a platonic level with no interest of having sex with her and a guy that likes her will just start beefing me for no reason.

op how old are you?

Deborah98:
I'm not a lawyer but the act is called Breaking the nib. It means such a pen was used to sign the death of person and shouldn't be used for such judgement again.

this is education to me..Thanks for schooling me

GoldenPussy007:
Sorry, no size of cucumber can be injurious to me �

Eh! Mo gbe oo

RiyadhGoddess:
I thank God for delivering me from "zee world addiction". I never knew I could break off from that addiction. Now it stinks to me. Instead of sitting to see what Pragya, Ashana, Bani etc are up to, I just write write write.
I pray God delivers the rest of my family members soon especially my mom lols

people that watch that channel can never handle the real pressure of life

mansakhalifa:
What can I say??

Glad I've got company on this.

Welcome on board.

And did you say shitty? Lol.
Don't let'em come for you, man.

i told my woman’s younger sister not to come to my house anymore because of that stupid channel...No time for special recognition

edo3:
See head like sauce pan.. Today na my birthday oo..

happy birthday oo fry pan head oh sorry sauce pan..God will enlarge u ooo...pele oooo

Starberg:
Tems
Omah Lay
Oxlade
Bella Shmurda.

From my point of view, I go for Bella because most of his songs are content filled and danceable.

What is your choice.

do you know what content means? You must be joking brother!

ethicallyright:
The circumstances may differ but the hypothesis should not be rejected. DJ CUPPY is an idiot for even associating with a lowlife misfit like that Zlatan Ibile
I pity Otedola because ,to be frank, he has no child. Just useless pets spending his resources

calm down you this bitter soul or are they the source of your misfortune?

xxxtedyxxx:
Bigger than myself?

Which kind English be that?

go correct am mr professor.

illicit:
Dis proverb na very strong proverb o....

so nha from hoe before asshoe anambra women dey breath�

PopSmoke:
abeg fast fast

weed is life

argue with your yansh

after all nah we and these reps dey smoke am together

bros I beg I get plug for colo and loud if u are interested make I know.

Glaswegian:
I have never applied. Not a fan. But I plan to visit before 40, just to have it on record that I visited US before 40. Not for anything else.

I have never been denied visa to anywhere.

Nice one bro..I dey envy you o

Glaswegian:
2011 (Benin Republic)
2012 (Ghana)
2013 (Scotland, Qatar, UAE x2, England, Netherlands)
2015 (UAE)
2016 (Saudi Arabia, Turkey, England)
2017 (England)
2018 (England)
2019 (England, Scotland, Northern Ireland, Turkey)
2020 (Scotland, France)

Most memorable trip: Turkey, 2019
Favorite country: Scotland
Favorite city: Glasgow, Scotland
Best hotel ever used: Hilton Glasgow
Most visited cities: London 5x, Dubai 4x
Family travel: Dubai (Nov 2013, Feb 2015, Mar 2018)
Official travels: Ghana 2012, England 2016, 2017, 2018)
Solo travels: Others apart from the above

Cities visited
2011: Cotonou
2012: Accra
2013: Edinburgh, Doha, Dubai, Sharjah, London, Amsterdam
2015: Dubai
2016: London, Mecca, Medina, Jeddah, Istanbul
2017: London
2018: London, Manchester
2019: London, Belfast, Glasgow, Istanbul
2020: Aberdeen, Dundee, Paris

with all these,yankee still never dash u their visa..o ga oo

benjackugo:
Both look like santa. Pete the older santa; and phyno the younger santa

santas

nnamdi640:
My brother there is nothing like life chicken. When you use it to cook stew, you will know that the difference is clear.

he will know that the difference is in the taste

iamyemiakins:
Before deciding to put your child(ren) in a boarding school, one thing you should know is that:

Boarding school is divided into two.

The junior students(slaves), while the senior students and teachers (colonial masters).

If you can survive boarding school like I did, you can survive hell fire.

im a survivor bro...I will never put any of my children in a boarding school...that’s where they learn all immorality.

[quote author=Kneephy post=97258014]Be like say God wan punish you Abi..

If my comment does not go well with you, leave it and move on...

You can't see me quoting someone else opinion cos it's theirs and not mine...

Learn to always mind ur business on nairaland idiot
[/quote you are still not making sense man

thesicilian:
When will you guys learn to manage your private sh*t without bringing it online?

they will never learn cos they are all sissy

Kneephy:
when you are rich like your landlord you will understand why he acted like this, Buh for the main time,





Drink chilled zobo and calm down




Problem no dey finish

what is this one saying?

Blossomfirst:
more... All those asking for who is bankrolling me, May you learn to save to travel..

Okay, I am bankrolling myself. Are you now satisfied

Wahala for who no learn skills and entrepreneurship

hope you are not a politician daughter?

efighter:
Provide the people that burnt government properties and looted private businesses in the name of #EndSARS or forget about any passport. You cannot instigate violence and arson in Nigeria, then run away to Europe and US. You said you want a better Nigeria, stay here, let’s do it together

sorry to say but ur head is not correct.Stupid talk...if you are part of this evil government or you are directly or indirectly involve in this government with zero policies God will punish you and punish ur generation join..oloribu.Evil people everywhere!

hector:
I am 32. I am planning to move overseas- America, Canada, Europe or Australia in that order. But I'm seriously considering settling down before I turn 35 or at most 35. My problem right now is having to decide if getting married before i travel will be a better idea considering how uncertain things might be for a new immigrant.

I can be skeptical towards ladies, very selective and reserved. So I want to hear your suggestions please..

oga Collect visa first before u start disturbing nairalander...

RedBlood01:
wetin i been dey do become man utd fan for christ's sake

wetin u wan me wey I be gunner talk

EbukaHades10:
Opoorrrr bih

yeh yeh �

LilWarshy:
None of them beat Pasuma when he was younger.
And by the way, where is Dbanj?

lol pasuma ko Ayinla omo wura ni