₦airaland Forum

refiner:
op..u are so on point!


most guys av met are very ugli compared to dere sweet deep voice!....dunno why,maybe its a compensation for having an ugly face!....even in dis nairaland...example are
jacksparrow

cutehector

lalasticlala

kinglekan.....etc!

Babe why noooooooow?? This is not just right calling out these set of guys. Beauty is in the eyes of the beholder!!!

What looks pretty to you might be dem ugly before another chick, don't u think?

Lolz this really got me cracked!!!
Check out tosyn bucknon, dan fosta they've got angelic voice thou....

herquine:
Got ds message from Chemistry dept now...

Pls be informed dat d newly admitd M.sc candidates are 2 arrive on campus on 27/2/2016. Orientation starts on 29/2/2016 and lectures commence on 7/3/2016. HOD Chemistry.

Who else got it

That's cool bro from chemistry dept, its a wake up call to everyone that registrations and lectures for this session is just around the corner.

I just hope other dept can just do same!!

Hostel fee too shouldn't be high ooo........

Lolz video cassette re-winder... How time flies!!

Deejay1000:
Best post of the year op. . More of these shld make Fp to motivate the youths nt all these yeyebrities fiqhts.

Btw finishd my ND 2yrs back no moni to further my Hnd . No job to do, ended up bein a security man at a hotel. I jst pray God picks my call

God bless your hustle bro, very soon God will surprise you

FILEBE:
nonsense! Arrant nonsense! Of what use is this piece of information to us now? You won't sit in your house and mind your business instea you will be night watching and day watching people that doesn't know of your existence.

Can you imagine? The blogger has the effontry to even post inconclusive info. Ha! Stella. Shebi your prayer don answer na. You don see hot topic for your blog na. Awon daleru daleru. If no body care about the private life of these people, we will have less divorce cases.

Lord! Grant me the wealth but not the fame. Jobless set of people that makes private life a public business.

Lolz bros are u in Nigeria at all

if they didn't post celebs privacy stuffs, how will they get TRAFFIC?

Both confirmed chunks and unconfirmed na to get TRAFFIC.

I pray CELEBs wake-up and find something to do about all these NEW GENERATIONAL bloggers everywhere!!!

But wait a minute!!

Is being a CELEB a problem or they putting their all on social media a PROBLEM Because I don't get all this TRASH here and there!!

knarphie1:
AFI working class na. UI shud open d portal so dt we ll know our fate. Mayb we shud go nd make more money cos dollar Don affect evritin for Nigeria now.

Don't worry very soon it will be opened

I just wonder why pretty ladies like this lack the right perfect guy to make them super woman with fulfillment in both marriage with future promising kids and in career.

Imagine her having a pretty little girl from her womb, she will definitely be the perfect replica of her mum.

This lady is super pretty kai...... I just wish her all the best as she moves on..

To Rita Dominic, U too gbasky!!!

Ben400:
I had mine on d 1st of Feb.....am perplexed also, pls anybody that is going 4 clearance tomorrow shld kindly confirm when der portal will b accessible 4 registration @ least 4 us to knw d amt we are paying

All these working class guys!!! I beg chill nooooow, we know u can pay even 10x the school fee but try relax, soon the portal for Reg will be opened.

Remember, so many are still waiting for clearance and some are even yet to pay acceptance.

So cherre!!

Naija9090:
The funny thing with women like you that cherry pick what you like and don't like is you are very unattractive. None of these men nor their gate men will even want you.

Bros why u dey stress your self over that her comment
Babes like this only deserves to be IGNORED

Nonsense!!!

Nienie:
handsome man

Lolzzz funny lady. Is it that he is physically handsome or his pocket?

shamecurls:
Loving the thread. Getting to know the single, aged, lonely and bitter

Lolz.... Bros no be only u ooo. We are just watching as they wash their dirty rags in public.

god slaw:
Lease by Attests. Letter, do you mean Statement of Result?

Nope if you're yet to obtain your degree certificate. U can request for attestation letter from your school. its different from statement of result.

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AbiPop:
After clearance we were given 2letters and asked to take 1letter to d Dean of our faculty n the other to the HOD of the department which we did immediately. Hope we r on the ryt track?

Bros if that's the instruction given and u've done it nothing do u. I only got clearance certificate after which I wrote my name of their register that's all.

OpinionCounts:
Hope he will not replace the lab attendants with witches oo, if not Osun pple una sorry ooo, una blood don finish b dat, no need for them to fly for night again in search of blood.

Guyyyyyy...kikikikikikikikikiki I beg u don make me laugh fall from bed!!!

So na to just dey feast on top all blood samples abi?

I got an idea, state NMA chairman should be obatala priest while NURSES should be those shrines priest second in command and the doctors should be those stunt BABALAWO.......

I bet u soon witches nd wizard will take over OSUN STATE and I just pity those innocent souls that will loose their blood...


That guy called aregbesola needs to get his head examined

The place of native doctors and human medicine are two different thing entirely.

I'm sure very soon she will respond!!

Kai this lady fine shaaaa... God really did a great job with that face of hers.

She's really an EPITOME Of BEAUTY!!!

knarphie1:
Seconded. Wt if reg has closed before dt time or ll pg skul give dem preference during clearance??.

Hello dear!! for those I saw during clearance, none was cleared without NYSC & Waec Certificate.

For Degree cert you can present attestation letter but for NYSC certificate it has to be gotten

There is still room for them to update their credentials till April, one can't tell the faculty nd departmental registration might still be Open.

Lolz why can't these guys just chill and get their NYSC certificate first
Why the rush It has to be one after the other, not rushing both together!!
#MyOpinion

Djicemob:
Just this morning i wanted to blend something with the new blender(or grinder,whichever name you might call it) that i just bought and i notice the number 666 is been encrusted on the appliance,that was when i took out the carton and noticed the name of the said electronic was PYRAMID.

Nairalanders,is this the true defination of an "Endtime Blender"?

Though am not too religious but it kinda feel weird after all the stories about illuminati,pyramid,666 as the mark of the "beast" and all.

Op that's 999 not 666 atleast we all know how number "6" looks like

Hence forth no more BASHING on chinoxl!! Except for NEW niggas in the game. I too have been on with him over 3yrs now.

Throughout my dealings with him all I see is sincerity of the heart, he might not pick your calls (but his lag manager will), he might not reply your mails except if it's like 20mails or so (that's his methods nd we re used to it but best of it is SMS, with that he replies fast).

I guess its time for testimony lolz...... I remember those periods of NAHCO, U.S.A Customs seizing of goods, like seriously I had to return my customers money due to delay but I got my goods intact!!

For me, thumbs up to him @lest he was good at his Job and very sincere

Can someone tell me whose brain is behind all this? stuffs like that of olajumoke's only take place in that niche once in a while......

If this is true, then he is on a long thing!!!

unmask:
would soon complete my second year with chinos.....I have had items on all delayed shipments, I ship with almost every shipment and I have enjoyed my time with chinos......as for me and my house......CHINOS it is.

Like seriously!!! Ok ooo.... Despite all chinoxl still got this 1credit...lolzzz

PUSIDRILA:
I have massive respect for this guy.
Unlike the rest of us Chickens he has freed himself from Nigerias numerous Bullshiiiets.
No more suffering and Smilling for this Brave Amigo.
Right now, He is laughing his black axSS off at us -the real Magas.
RIP Soldier!!!!

Fool!! That's what you are, why not kill yourself too instead of saying this shit hear......

My people things might be hard but believe me its all for the best. Suicide is never and will never be an option irrespective of whatever you are going through.

Inverted Hammer:
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It is better to have a gun and don't need it than need a gun and don't have it.
You are living in the present. How about the future?

Remember that Solid wanted to re calibrate the Maura. People living in Nigeria were elated. Today, the same Maura is N400/dollar. What changed? Life moves from present to future. That future is here and it sucks. When your future comes, will you look back in regret.

No one knows what tomorrow will bring. Stay in school. Get your education. Be the best you can be by graduating in flying colors because whatever is worth doing is worth doing well.
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God bless you my brother!

Again I repeat may God bless you for this comment, I just don't get it for crying out loud!! Why will you just spew such out as an undergraduate

I can see change of proper orientation everywhere. Yes the country is in a funny state presently does not mean there won't be a better tomorrow. Don't even try to ridicule that profession because whether anyone likes it or not your degree will always give you an Edge.

Let us not give up in our PURSUIT in life to be great either skilled or unskilled, remember "what is worth doing at all is worth doing well" why not try concentrate with your DEGREE and come out with a GOOD grade.

You never can tell what 2mao holds, my people do say "owun ti eye ba je ni omaa gbefo" its what a bird eats that he will fly with.

Finally, Hold on bro and never try to loose focus!!

iamayodeji:
Really, did you submit any document at your faculty? Cuz I was at my faculty and department immediately after my clearance and I was told it's registration we are to come for. Please let's know so as to take necessary steps.

Bro you are on the right track jooor because I don't know where all this confusion is coming from, after clearance one is to chill till proper school fee invoice is generated and thereafter registration begins...

I did my clearance and after then I was told is till proper registration begins.

This guy is beginning to talk too much..

Look here Op!! I'm sure you know marriage is NOT CHIN-CHIN or some sort of gambling you can just jump into like that.

First, you must understand that being 30 is not enough because you need to be matured financially too.

You might be lucky to get an Older lady who might marry you and fix your financial MESS, give you a good job and even good kids but does such women really exist

If they do then you must work had to have your own stable income JOB/business. If not, be prepared to suffer humiliation and public embarrassment from her.

So my advise here is take your time to get things straight, get a good job, get a good apartment for yourself (if you are still under your parents)

Finally try have some balls to ask a girl out, not here on nairaland please!!!!

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