₦airaland Forum

cruzita:
Rip English, the list intelligent of them!!! see english

Lolz I guess you meant "least" instead of list

shamecurls:
Innoson SUV would have killed the man and re-killed him in the after life. He will only need to be buried again when he gets to Heaven.

He did be thanking God he died in a Lexus, at least, he can still face judgement.

Why u dey link the JEEP to Innoson vehicles noooow Abeg no let IPOD youth blood hot for here oo

FOLYKAZE:
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Buhari turned to a monsterous bigot because he defeated Otueke Jesus which you tribal bigot took as your adopted son. One need to add Igbo stupidi.ty as one of the wonders of the world just after the dancing plague that struck England in the 14th and 17th century. This wouldnt have been an issue if this bitter that creeps out of your erosion red mud soil is personal but it is obvious out there even to outsiders that this hating madness and inferiority complex among the Igbo is a ethnic disease embelled right in your gene. I thought Ohaneze are making moves to meet the same Buhari you love to hate. . .

That said, I am a Yoruba son but I see myself as human first. We are not brought up to hate people because of their skin color or tribe they come from. And I need to inform you that I am not a muslim neither am I a christian. I am an atheist who lean toward traditionalism. Your parents have beclouded your mentality with bigotry and backward thinking. You have been sent back to the medieval age where hatred thrive among the people. This is a new age dude, you need to grow out of your madness.

Better start now changing your perspective to live. Hatred brings division and non-development. Fayose is a Yoruba man but his people careless about him. You are the one crying more than the bereaved, insulting everyone that do not agree with your stance. You better do something fast with your time. Contribute to the development of your land and let other people do carry their cross. Buhari will spend his four years as the president ruling over your useless life and people and land as a whole. Your bitterness changes nothing.

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Well said!!!

I remove cap for you MY CHAIRMAN!!!

Alexikarri:
Na your mouth go kill you

Don't mind the guy let him keep talking like parrot. He's showing to the world he is BRAVE, I just pray he has no skeleton in his cupboard. Where is METUH today?? He kept quiet after he was dealt with.

atikuman:
Am in to properties... Can u suggest one news paper company I could do adv in it . meanwhile how do I let whole world know about the properties..I have for sale. Through facebook sir.

Bros that's something simple noooow, just get a mini web design software (like frontpage) then design a good stuff putting all pictures of the properties u wish to sell there then go ahead to buy a domain and host it.

With less than 2k u will get your website running like www.yourpreferredname.com and then visit any online newspaper e.g punch, thesun, vanguard. Just visit their "contact us" section then they will tell you what to do.

Hope this helps but if you will require the service of anyone for that he or she will charge u for the web designs oooo.... So don't dull urself u can do a good design yourself with frontpage or wordpress.

Really?? But seriously, are u scared??

Mosh1:
see as everyone is talking as if the Hausas defeat us,I am ashamed to say this but we killed them and they came out for revenge which they were unable to achieve but were able to burn houses and church.Even the primary sch pupil they is not a Yoruba.So,because we own Lagos we should go on killing spree?

Don't waste your time jare padimi, they are just bloody idiot who don't think with their head but through anus. As a yoruba guy which I'm proud to be I don't responds to fight like fools killing people (hausa guys) just anyhow but rather solve the situation like a gentle man.

If we the yoruba's had handled every little fight that occurs on our land the way you igbos are RANTING here, will we be able to accommodate u guys in LAGOS, OGUN, OYO,ONDO and EKITI?

Keep RANTING here calling for our reprisal fight, we are not fools but peace loving TRIBE who handles any issue of pandemonium with WISDOM and not FOOLISHNESS

I've always meet IGBO guys with WISDOM, DISGNITY and RESPECT but the set of clowns here claim IGBOs are indeed a disgrace to whichever tribe they represent.

The yoruba community will always be PEACE and LAW abiding tribe if you feel BAD about that go and HUG TRANSFORMER

sheyihandsy:
Petroleum Engineering tuition is 1.2m. Goodluck to that!!

Guy so na like this some backbones go crack??

Okay I get now all these expensive courses are professional courses I guess!!

Hmmm academics option is cool but I'm sure some incentives are buried in those professional courses

Dharmmylola:
The fee is outrageous... , it's jst too much.. kilode.. we offend Una 4 MRPP(Master of Research and Public Policy) ni?? 650K 4 Masters in Nigeria Oga oo, wonders sha neva end. Can every one applying 4 dis course come together on this forum to discuss d way 4wrd??

Sociology? Ha this is really too much!! In a country you are not even guaranteed immediate employment.

Nonsense!!

iamayodeji:
Sorry, wrong location. Move forward, turn right, branch left .

No mind the guy, he should know that's a wrong place for such info and if boiz start to bash him now them go say we no nice.

Forwetinnah:
UTSS Hahaa!! Couldn't stop laughing at Willie's collection of Felicia 's underwear..dude's obsession is real meehn

PFR General Phillipe Del Monte though , that old man is a case, the scene where he had his grand daughters in bed mocking and laughing at the fake doctor got me laughing hard too..sorry Leonardo

PFR if not for that old man that crazy guy would have finished the gaitana family. I see him landing on gaitana's bed later in d future. Those 3 girls were initially disrespectful but those boys melt their heart in love... Like seriously, its cool to be good looking as a GUY.

UTSS luis should just be careful not to fall into funny trouble, all because of a girl u went ahead to join bad gangs. See that chemistry when he finally got the rich man's daughter!!

Ehyaaa sharp guy, nemesis suddenly caught up with you. How I wish you channeled ur strength into something of less embarrassment.

Tobiloba84:
Please house, is it possible I go for my clearance without being scheduled? I have paid my acceptance fee since last week and it reflected almost immediately, and this is another week gone. Thinking of going on MONDAY scheduled or not so I continue with my registration

Hello tobi, just chill soon u will get the invite cos if u weren't called and u went, u might not be attended to.

mickyrose:
To all intending MRPP candidate, your fee is 642,650. Get prepared

Are u kidding me? 650k? Wait! What dept is MRPP?

To all new mechanical engr pg student pls send your contact here 07034617082 to be added to the group. Let's see how we roll in dis new session

So disgusting!! We envisage for a Great Nigeria with perfect proper functioning economy but the foundation is really BAD. Corrupt public office holders everywhere.

buoye1:
Gross and massive mismanagement of public funds... Oh God punish them and their generations yet unborn for this act.

Some could bearly afford 50naira bread while some diverting 10billion naira...

As if these set of people care about unborn generations, its just an obsession which as swallowed them up. I just pray the judiciary is not compromised too!!

Whatsapp Group For Agro-biz Investors

I'm very sure there are great people here on nairaland who wish to invest on agrobusiness. This group will bring investors of like mind together and we get down to discuss business ventures on the field of agriculture and I'm ready to list out 5 perfect biz ideas one can invest in especially when it comes to purchase nd sales of produce directly from the end farmers.

Take for instance,
1. Yam tuber processing mini plant:
A mini plant to convert tubers of yam to four different produce; yam flour and so many other component

2. Yam tuber mini depot:
A store of about 3 to 4 plot land where tubers can be stores and preserved to be sold in bulk-sales. Of course for such project you as an investor will need used or brand new trucks for logistics.

Note: if you can do the necessary documentations u can be a constant exporter to United States, United Kingdom and so on.

3. Fruit juice factory:
A mini factory solely for oranges and other fruits processing. Professionals will really be needed on ground and also certification is needed

4. Ginger nd garlic Exportation:
This commodity is super cheap @ d end farmers section, we can decide to do export too.

5. Livestock Sales:
Do you know you can get a baby cow for as low as N25,000 in the Northern Part of the country so also goats nd pig, very cheap. Noting stops one to bring in 10 to 20pcs to lagos on a prepared land site fully secured and employ graduates of veternary medicine and animal science for the upkeep. A full-grown Cow in lagos goes for N200,000 if not more than.


Join my group and let the strategy begin....just send "investor" as whatsapp message to 07034617082

Update! Update!! Update!!!

Its been a while you got any update here as regards yam tubers and oranges availability in benue state. Obviously yam tubers is going off season at a fast rate and in less than 30-60days from now scarcity will fully commence.
For all those who had done their purchase earlier (between december nd january) to store against scarcity season, I say thumbs up to you. The trend now in benue as regards tubers prices is very funny, so only people with large heart are making purchase now.


Best Regards,

Lekan
07034617082 (calls & whatsapp)

coollabman:
can I pay first semester only. then pay second semester when it begins?

Bros I don't think its done anywhere in naija uni to pay 1st semester first then later for 2nd. The fee is for a session (1st nd 2nd semester) then the last semester's fee is always half of what u paid initially.

Aturo is just a funny guy who looked physically strong but very weak when it comes to being emotional, he don't even have the nerves to play ladies. But his brothers are more or less like JIGOLOs.

Caitana should just watch her back cos that son of a bitch son-in-law will screw them up if not careful.

Sent

Hey bro, well if you are serious about the biz as you said I just arrived from a business tour on 5 northern states; kano, kaduna, katsina, zamfara, sokoto and 1 middle belt (Benue).

The trip was aimed at getting base prices for all farm produce and livestock. Do you know a baby goat @ the north goes for as low as N2500 while a full grown adult can be as low as 9,000 to 10,000.

Back in lagos or PH they go for 40,000 to 60,000

I also have full info as per COWs and other livestock if you are interested contact me;

Mr Segun
Email: tideal20@gmail.com

I have full details on where to buy and valid contacts to help you out.

Hmmm I believe a very hard working guy will not go beyond 5rounds cos he will just worn-out for the next day job except if it a weekend sha!!!

But if you are a guy here and you wooed a KARACHIKA for a girl friend or even a wife, then just know that SORRY is your case because u will have to get ENLARGEMENT and go for too many rounds before she will even stop chewing gum under u...

rugged7:
The best way to avoid temptation.....Is to fall into temtation

Have you tried Thumbzilla?

Malena Morgan and Alicia Taylor go make u "BLOW"...

Anyway, everybody has their weaknesses. At least u are not a pedophile or a homo. Thank god for small mercies

My advice is to find a nice girl with correct nyash and boobs u can be watching the videos with.

I can assure you that statistics have shown that women watch more porn than men

They are just better at pretending...

Wicked!!!

TheLastIdiot:
I WANT TO STOP! Were u sent by Satan?

Instead of you to hibernate and look for an offline help, but u still came online to seek for help.

As for @yapa... This guy is indeed sent to you from hell

Lolzzzzzz

Wisdom95:
plz can anyone tell me the exact tuition fee for energy technology and Management under mechanical engineering. I'm not able to generate my school fees invoice because i haven't been cleared. But i really wish to know the amount asap. Thanks in advance!

Guy chill I thought we had a chat a while ago? I believe Faculty of Tech is 112k no doubt!!!

devonpaul:
I'm at TB Joshua right now regaining my sight FAM. I was blanked out

Kikikikikikikikikikiki.... Guy I beg no burst my belle oooo!!!

My people will say "wan ti get bobo yi oooooo"

TB joshua kwa Hmm I'm sure your FAITH will sort you out, the guy can just hand over N1m to u without even telling your stories, Oya receive IT!!!! ..... Kikikikikiki

But let's be serious now, God will provide my brother even me that was dosed with 112k will have to take some chilled strategy to cough the whole CASH out!!!

U.I even try sef some school no even look uche face ooo before them show their BILL for BILLBOARD....

Hello bro!! Well I feel your pain but like seriously you under estimated your friend. Like seriously back in school I do watch my back with my fiancee when it comes to very handsome friends of mine.

I don't trust very handsome guys close to my woman, if they don't even make passes the girl will do.

And to cap it all he had always cheated in all his relationships

Back to your question, if you want a HAPPY marriage, then forget that woman and pray for God's grace for another woman. They will always have SEX even if its 20years from now.

devonpaul:
Ahdonbelievvit Almost 300k

Sorry bro but 300k Wow this really froze my sight!!!

Stanleyafam:
See as person mama fine, pikin come get table tennis head.

I dey sure say u no fine pass that guy.... Haaaa this one too much!!!

derealpaul:
Please, is it only those who have done clearance that can go ahead with registration? The portal is telling me to upload documents. Was that the same for you? I've not done clearance sha. . .

Hello try wait for your clearance then make sure u've gotten all your document uploaded which can also be done on the day of clearance.

Immediately all that is done, u will then be able to generate your INVOICE