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LordPherule:
Huawei Broadband (Etisalat)
Model E303u-1
IMEI: 861195002497556
Pls help with the unlock code.

Hey bro I got my unlock code but don't really know how to apply it to make my modem unlocked.... Is it via settings or where??

FTBOY:
17 pages and still flipping! lezz's rebuttal thread has injured the hearts of many!

Like seriously they are all crawling back to their HOLES!!

Lezz deserves a champagne!!!

FTBOY:
don't get mad yet....maybe your mom is the bread winner of your family....some families are like that. but i'd really want you to try standing up straight with your legs close and pee inside a hole. until you're able to do that, i'll never see you as a man's equal. we can squat and pee too

Kikikikikikikiki!!!!

U mean she should squat nd pee in a hole?? Ha that's WICKED bro!!

I can't stop laughing...

lezz:
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I'm sorry mother nature didn't bequeath you with natural intelligence to comprehend a simple prose!

My list of deficiencies of Nigerian girls are both physical, behavioural and attitudinal!!!

You didn't read where I stated their inability to love their partners' mothers, or how the feminism fad is sweeping them away ?

You're mentally crippled and academically backward.

Frustrated _pussy-craver!!!

If you lack basic comprehension skills how could you even tell a lady how you feel without sounding off as someone with epilepsia major?


You need to go back to school and relearn deductive reasoning, your extreme mental retardation and emotional discharge is a huge hinderance to your ability to score with women.


You're an alexythimic, word-blinded, _pussy-befogged doofus!!!

Finishing!!!

But seriously guy u really got time to answer every of their crazy quotes.....

They called for it so let the party roll, like seriously its a cool weekend.

#teamnaijaguyrocks

idnobleg:
Unlock code is 34825067.

So pls I need some help. How do I go about inserting the code to unlock the modem?

Nice one bro, u just put them @ their rightful PLACE. Crazy naija girls everywhere living fake life since 1960.

Those so called "empty-head" teachers are everywhere teaching nonsense, especially in all these two room self-contain schools opened by some hungry people who can't just afford to employ seasoned professionals with good experience in the field.

Like seriously the Ministry of Education needs to wake up to her responsibility to regulate our schools from crews up to our higher institutions. What they are good at is to dis-organize the curricula. The ministry must begin routine check on some of these schools unannounced.

Pls help unlock dis
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Model: MF190U
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Thnks

Johnny!!!
I'm really wowed by your well articulated write-ups, please I need to know the school you graduated from. 95% of our so called "graduates" out there can't do a lovely writ-ups of this nature.

Honestly bro I'm really trilled by your determination to do something irrespective of what naija economy is like and may the Good God bless your hustle.

I'm sure very soon you will start having a lot of boys under you who will be working for you and hundreds of thousands of naira will be flowing uncontrollably, one again I DUFF my HAT for your "will" to SUCCEED.

God bless you!!

Why are guys on nairaland promoting female police officers now and then

My dear, brush-up your man to your taste. Thank God he's already in school meaning he has future plans to be educated and become a better person.

Most ready made rich guys will always see any lady around them as gold-diggers, think about it and take the right decision.

That boi has got a good looks....

booqee:
so? how does this worth front page? are we supposed to go like "oohh lemme go wear my Ankara immediately so I attend" or how is it adding profitably to our bank of information. . what do we need the information for? its not of national interest, security, financial or even fashion interest gan. I'm honestly confused, the mods should explain why its on the front page.. even upcoming blogs have not stooped so low ... gosh

Kai aunty booqee why ur blood dey hot na Na u and seun follow own nairaland?? If mod like e go put wetin he feel like for frontpage, I beg go drink cold water and relax ur nerves 2mao na work....

Closed door meeting indeed!!
Arant Nonsense!!

JingoOAU:
Wonder how I found myself in such a state

Lolz so what do u intend doing U want to PORT??

DICKtator:
Wooow!
That was so fast!!!!
You mean she sucked all 18 members dyykee?
Wooow!!! She is a winner!!!

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Naughty comment!!

benedictac:
APFR- The chemistry between Samuel and Patricia fit make person wet abeg. Lol.

Those chemistry are better of in mexico not here.... U need to see how passionate they turn on guys, like seriously they are just too good @it

Their caresses, love making, eye ball looks, romantic moments etc. Once in a while I feel like getting a mexican visa, no naija guy won't love to experience such.

Originality007:
Op u wan give some plpp early morin headache abi? ... Ride on Olajumoke, ur haters are free to jump into lagoon

I don't know why people start developing head-ache each time this girl appears on media.

she's just there and there's nothing any hater can do about it.... In 2baba's voice "who God has blessed no man can cause"

ebosie11:
This was posted on Facebook by one Agyei Daniel. The lover boy left a suicide note where he indicated he gave his girlfriend, Hilda, his heart and everything, yet she wasn’t ok. He said he killed himself for her so that she can have another boyfriend and stop disturbing him.

Source: http://www.trezzyblog.com/2016/03/ghanaian-boy-kills-himself-for-his.html

Mad Man!! You killed yourself because of one crazy girl who don't give a Bleep about you.

Nonsense!! When you get to hell, you should be specially bitten on per second bases. When there are better girls out there looking for a man to call their own.

Now that you are dead, in 24hrs that girl would have forgotten that you exist.

Life is too sweet to terminate a life that you can not produce.

Mad man is LUST!!!

That's just the beginning, a lot of flaws will still be exposed on our exports...

Even local beans after you've picked the dirts off for like 2times, you will be amazed @d amount of stones that will be discovered while eating after u have finished cooking.

All still boils down to personal hygiene, hard-work and discipline, by God's grace with time we will get there.

HungerBAD:
Beans returned?

No wahala.

They should be sent to OAU IFE. The students there should be in the Guinness Books of World Records for Beans eating.

Kikikikikikikikikikikiki..... Bros pls I can't laugh o like seriously this no joke my brother. What we stupidly over-look is a serious case over there.

When we are trying to encourage export over importation, they brought this one up again. There is God ooo

chocolateyvikky:
Pls help!!! Been battling with mmy password for 2weeks now. I jst cnt rmbr d password to view the application invoice or anything. Pls wah do I do? Secondly I want to change for a full-time course to a parttime course cos I ws jobless ween I applied buh nw I have a job. Pls anyone with a vital info shld pls replyy asap. Thnks..

Your username nd password is in your mail box just try check for the first or second email u received back when PG school acknowledged your application, your username nd password is there. As for change of program, its best u visit your department or PG school admin to put u through

Yeah I'm tbliss, currently about resuming M.Eng now in university of ibadan oyo state. My B.Eng was from FUNAAB, Ogun state. So what's going on here

Meeeen!! That macus girl friend didn't even waste any seconds before blowing her boyfriend bluffs. Ooo poor macus!!

That's migel angel is just too foolish for love, how can u allow a girl to manipulate u?? As for the monster child, I don't even have a clue!

bbemmanuell:
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Wow!! So u've got business plan for all of these Thumbs up bro

devonpaul:
With the situation of things, I'll advise anybody DAT wants a room to collect 3br flat and share flatmates. Everybody to his or her room and toilet. A room self con House rent for UI and its environ now is a palaver.agents have spoilt everything. A room self con of 130 or 140k rent now may accrue up to 20% commission and 20% agreement. So u may end up paying close to 200k for a single room if u are not so lucky. My own 1naira but there are many self cons tho. Near and far to UI. Add me on whatsapp- 08067509450

This guy, like play like play u don become agent but I hope ur share of this 20% commision is intact??

AdemolaA2:
Good day My fellow naira landers,

I need your help on what to invest 500,000 naira on urgently. Looking at a profitable business with possible low risk of uncertainty but with good profits.

Thanks for your contribution and suggestions !!!

1. Hey bro with 200k u can lift in 20pcs of samsung phones from abroad and resell here in nigeria and make over 300k to 200k selling on olx, facebook, twitter and so on.
N:B Dollars is high but you will make atleast 50% turn over on each.

2. You can also invest in buying agro produce cheap. From base to sell in cities e.g oranges, tomatoes, potatoes

3. You can also write ebooks and sell on online newspaper websites (e.g punch, vanguard, thisday e.t.c)

All you need (if you are too busy) is to get someone who can design an advert webpage for you then help you write an ebook on ("blogging made easy", "how to advertise on facebook", "affiliate marketing", "design your own website in 60mins" e.t.c)

You must price it cheap like N2000 so that you make good sales. Then he will help u market it on online newpaper websites, facebook. With less than 50k you will get that business running and for as long as you keep advertising u will keep making profit

Let's do small mathematics, u advertised for 1 week on online punch newspaper with 7k and sold 10ebooks (which can even be more than) that's 20k minus your 7k that's 14k profit every week.

NB: you now imagine having 5 of these information marketing running simultaneously on adverts, loads of cash will certainly be rolling into your account..


Contact me if interested in any of the above biz line
Whatsapp: 07034617082
twitter: @tbliss22 or bbm: 33455101
Email: tideal20@gmail.com

Tinydick:
Hello friends,,,

I have 120k right now but I don't knw where to invest it

Any idea pls,,,,,
Help A brother

1. Hey bro with 120k u can lift in 10pcs of samsung phones from abroad and resell here in nigeria and make over 180k to 200k selling on olx, facebook, twitter and so on.
N:B Dollars is high but you will make atleast 50% turn over on each.

2. You can also invest in buying agro produce cheap. From base to sell in cities e.g oranges, tomatoes, potatoes

3. You can also write ebooks and sell on online newspaper websites (e.g punch, vanguard, thisday e.t.c)

All you need (if you are too busy) is to get someone who can design an advert webpage for you then help you write an ebook on ("blogging made easy", "how to advertise on facebook", "affiliate marketing", "design your own website in 60mins" e.t.c)

You must price it cheap like N2000 so that you make good sales. Then he will help u market it on online newpaper websites, facebook. With less than 50k you will get that business running and for as long as you keep advertising u will keep making profit

Let's do small mathematics, u advertised for 1 week on online punch newspaper with 7k and sold 10ebooks (which can even be more than) that's 20k minus your 7k that's 14k profit every week.




Contact me if interested in any of the above biz line
Whatsapp: 07034617082
twitter: @tbliss22 or bbm: 33455101
Email: tideal20@gmail.com

6fit:
This is d effect of going to yur village to show off yurself. The Man spoke eloquently when he was interogated by the House for ministorial screening.
When death comes, what can we motals do? When people like dazukigate is alive seaping tea in d prison...........RIP to d eloquent Barister, son n wife

Lolz, babe are you kidding me What has Dasuki done to deserve you wishing him dead It has not gotten to that joooor.

Shake that off please!!!

R.I.P Sir, continue to rest in the blossom of the lord. May God grant his family the strength to bear this irreparable loss!!

A son and his father, same day hmmm what a BIG TRAGEDY. I can imagine the state of the wife now @d hospital.

He left home and never taught he won't return, such is LIFE!!

Lesson: No one knows the time or the hour, let's do things the right way to avoid regrets when we are gone