₦airaland Forum

Darkseid:
My landlord increased my rent by 100% just like that for a tiny apartment. I never get him time sha, after enjoying some extra months I go find my way. Even though I can still comfortably pay the rent, it feels like madness paying 500k for a one room apartment.

500k you mean it, where be dat

Nezzjnr:
Lmao.... I've told myself that when I intend getting married... I'll just move to Redemption Camp .


Make i dey my Papa House 1st

Hahahaha

[quote author=PastorMIsBack post=110001984]I always wanted to be married. It can be very lonely here in the UK. In Nigeria, there's a sense of belonging where people visit each other unannounced.

People die in their flats here for over a week before anyone notices - and that's because of the stench.

We marry here for companionship, if nothing else.

When I was single, on Christmas day, I would be listening to laughter and singing from the neighbours and used to go to bed by 8p.m, wishing Christmas to be over. Now, I have a household full.[/quote/]

U just wrote what I believe on marriage

BabaO2:
That drop out? I laugh.
Same way Jimi Agbaje of DPA was the toast at the 2007 governorship debate before PDP rolled out the drums for him to contest on PDP platform.

You are right, Jimi was more popular then.

PopeFlatino:
Who can lend me #2000 to pay #3000 by Tuesday next week please, please my brothers if I don't pay as promised let nothing good come my way.

Please #2k to pay 3k

Oya follow me talk

Nicholaspepe:
If you reside in Abuja, and can help, pls i beg you, help get me a JOB before depression takes the better part of me. Thanks.
I hold a B.sc

NasoLifeBe!!!

Ogbeni, go learn skill work, e.g driving. No work for this country even the president had said it long ago

NasoLifeBe!!!

Na my biography Una write for here o....Una know me ni

NasoLifeBe!!!

This guy wey davido dey use push drug go outside 9ja.
The guy na Mumu, davido dey use de guy head kon still buy am venza upon how e dey use de guy push drugs

NasoLifeBe

I remember that song that year 5 and 6, when we dey manage Sapa and Love,
If you no get money forget about love..

Even with a deeper life girl if money no dey she go leave you for celestial guy.....

NasoLifeBe!!!
I once one in ur delima, but for now na face to face love I dey for now

KushLyon:
Shoni CC, load am cash app. This one na yahoo boy wey dey use music dey disguise

Shey na nairaland put this picture for en head have been seeing it often

NasoLifeBe!!!

I know the girl, na twin she be short like dat for Ife.

Na drugs kill dis guy

solofresh:
Not that I don't like marriage but the fear of women is the beginning of wisdom sometimes
Make I go marry make the babe come divorce me, share my asset to two abi?
It won't work
Besides,I can't marry an illiterate.The girl I will marry must be up to my standard abeg.

NasoLifeBe!!!
Which assets you get, shey na dat android phone with 4and half bed be assets

Mazzatov:
My man we gather Dey those year o, wey 17 be the youngest for class, most girls don marry for my set then, some
Carry belle come write waec then ��

Hahahahahha, Omo na so e be too for my class then for rivers state

DonroxyII:
You be Small Boy.
His Woman will collect money from You and Still use it to Sponsor his Education and both of them will drop Ya A.ss and Use Your Money Japa.

That's Loyalty not to You but to the Main Guy. You are just a Money Machine !

NasoLifeBe
Guy commot all this Igbo film from ur head no be so e suppose be, the girl go leave you and no go come back again

NasoLifeBe!!!
At 17 I dey SS1 and am among the youngest in the class...u fit guess the year?

membranus:
...and celebrate with graduation gowns wey fine pass their own.

Hahahahahah, u gariit

NasoLifeBe!!!

Well done, meanwhile na score Una dey count, let see how dem Mohamed warrior go count back their score.

NasoLifeBe!!!

Oboy, peace of mind, no be anybody mate if the wahala too much, quit and find another work.

Na the owner suppose no wetin to do make ppu come, abi he expect u to go dey do JuJu for him bcus of customers ni

NasoLifeBe!!!

All those poly students wey no dey think their mate dey university dey fight for degree, dem dey poly dey buga for diploma wey carpenter and tailor dey get for six months

NasoLifeBe!!!
Imagine old man like dis, close to 40 or 40 years, small pikin wey never reach 30yrs dey use am catching cruise.

Grade one see finish, cus A man that has no work gat no worth.

NasoLifeBe!!!

This Niggar fine pass some babe sef

onimatan:
[qiuote author=german89 post=109609345]My brother run oh not just travel.. As in RUN.

If u would like to do a job of 200 dollars every week outside Nigeria,,, then Dm.
5hrs duty
Company provide accommodation and feeding twice a day
Saturday is half day
Sunday off
Vacation twice in a year.(Easter and Xmas).
MIND U, U ARE NOT SENDING 1KOBO TO ME.

Plz I don't have time for negative energies oh(it's strictly for serious minded people).
May God strengthen us all. Amen.
I'm interested

Don't mind this guy he will tell u to pay 500k first

AutoC:
Well, if u say it's drug, yes it's drug...you want some ? Talk

I no be ex-convict, so I no Sabi how prisoner dey relate, tell ur cousins for Anambra to relate with u.

I Am a farmer and hospitality consultant.

NasoLifeBe!!!

After dagrin, na dis guy be my best indigenous rapper, straight my school day at Ado-Ekiti....he came to our Fresher night that year........


To mi olamide voice be like small pikin if I dey hear en music, I no even get olamide song first.

I dey go download this song now

NasoLifeBe!!!

Another Lapo agent on the beat.

NasoLifeBe!!!

All this oyinbo/White man ideology no dey affect Black folk's, na husband and wife dey provide for family for oyinbo land,
For Africa na man dey provide for family so, Guys get money first then work up to any damn girl and tell ur mind, either in de bush or bustop......no lele.

AutoC:
The truth is, many people look down on African countries...I relocated to SA and I'm much better than all my friends who relocated to Canada.. my one cent

NasoLifeBe!!!

Why u no go better pass them no be drug u dey push for there.

Everybody no sey money dey Ilegal deal pass Legal business

Romanoff:
I swear. All in the name of "my child is schooling abroad".

Imagine

NasoLifeBe!!!
See the carpet floor, even our hostel for here no cast like dat.

U don go rest be dat,

If no be sey I get mama, I for don tell boys to use me do carnival meat for street