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RomanceRe: Ladies How 2 Control Yrselves From Sleeping Ard by tchaik(m): 11:48am On Dec 23, 2012
@OP How does it prevent you from receiving your monthly cheques?


Got get a life, and be fast about it!
Christianity EtcRe: Who Is To Receive Tithes & First Fruit Offering? by tchaik(m): 11:35am On Dec 23, 2012
Pastor will take it, to give it to God later!

You feel me?

wink wink wink wink wink
EducationRe: Your University/Alma Mater Slangs by tchaik(m): 9:58am On Dec 20, 2012
U.I.

Efico/ Iwé

Person that always pass exams with distinction!

Tsunami List

List of academically poor students dismissed for awful grade!


*For UI students, its one guy called 'KONAMI' in Kuti Hall dat year that coined "Tsunami List"*
PhonesRe: If U're A Blackberry Addict Then This Is For You by tchaik(m): 9:45am On Dec 20, 2012
Nairaland GeneralRe: Dog Tries To Revive His Dead Mate After She Is Killed By A Car by tchaik(m): 9:41am On Dec 20, 2012
aminho: this is what i call love till dead do us part!!
It baffles me how Animals/pets show 'humanity', compassion, and LOVE; while same can't be said about Humans! If its a man that is lying there dead, people will only plead 'Blood of Jesus', snap pix, post it on FB, and tweeter!

God, such Love!!!!!!!
EducationRe: How Do You Motivate Yourself To Study? by tchaik(m): 6:50pm On Dec 19, 2012
firestar: If you're into classical music, play orchestra for a few minutes....

Preferably no lyrical content. Just instrumentals. cool
Nice one! Are you into classical? I'm a classical freak! Tchaikovsky and Vivaldi are my favs! LVB and WAM are also cool!

*sorry for derailing *
Nairaland GeneralMayans Never Said The World Will End On 21/12/12 by tchaik(op): 6:29pm On Dec 19, 2012
It baffles me how people are shouting about the supposed mayan prediction; that the world will end on 21/12/12. Please, who did the Mayans tell that the world will end on that day? Or any proof to back that up?
Ancient Maya belief that the end of a 13- b'ak'tun cycle (a 5,125 year period) signifies the end of a "World Age" and the beginning of a new one! This doesn't not mean Armageddon as falsely believed! Quiet alright, according to Mayan holy Book "Popol Vuh", we are currently living in the 'fifth age', and that the 13th B'ak'tun will end on December 20, 2012; and the 14th B'ak'tun will begin on 21st December 2012. (The 6th Age)!
The issue of apocalypse can be inferred from the fact that whenever "an age" ends, some cataclysmic events do happen! It might interest us to know that the previous Maya age ended with The Great Flood (Bible calls it Noah's flood). So people might understandably be apprehensive about how this age will end! The "Popol Vuh" believes it will be through fire/ earthquake! (I think that gave Roland Emmerich the concept for the movie: 2012).
Whatever happens, THEY NEVER SAID THE WORLD WILL END! Some bad asz stuff MIGHT happen, but definitely, the world continues!

Source: Google is your friend!


*B'ak'tun is the ancient mesoamerican/maya Long count calender.*
PoliticsRe: Patrick Obahiagbon Speaks On The Death Of Governor Yakowa by tchaik(m): 5:28pm On Dec 19, 2012
TRANSLATION PLEASE!!
huh huh huh huh huh
Christianity EtcRe: Do You Believe The World Will End on 21:12:12? by tchaik(m): 5:22pm On Dec 19, 2012
@OP please correct your topic, Mayans never said the World will end on 21/12/12; its the Mayan Calender that ended on 21/12/12 .

No go talk am outside and embarrass yourself!
Christianity EtcRe: Why Are Nigerians Too Superstitious And Believe Too Much In Juju? by tchaik(m): 3:43pm On Dec 19, 2012
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Christianity EtcRe: Why Are Nigerians Too Superstitious And Believe Too Much In Juju? by tchaik(m): 3:38pm On Dec 19, 2012
mazaje: Have you tested it and seen for yourself?. . .What exactly is the evidence to show that witches are the cause of road accidents in Nigeria?. . .
Brother, you don't believe in Juju right? How about Para-Normal Activities? (Is that not what learned pple like you call it?) It very ironical when Oyinbo scoffs at our Juju/Amadioha/Sango etc, but still believe in para-normal / supernatural phenomena/metaphysical/ mysterious etc! (Pls feel free to use any nomencleture) I'm very sceptical about juju, but I HAVE SEEN FIRST HAND, SOME SHHITS THAT SCIENCE, EDUCATION, AND REASONING CAN'T EXPLAIN! I don't understand how it works, but I keep away from it! WHY? Cos I don't understand it, and what you don't know is bigger than you!
JUST DON'T MESS WITH WHAT YOU DON'T KNOW!
Jobs/VacanciesRe: 3 Job Offers: Nairaland Has Been A Blessing To Me by tchaik(m): 12:06am On Dec 19, 2012
Redmosquito: [b]Amadioha fire your right yansh there! Haa! Dont you know that my pastoral Business was blessed from above?! I have the angelic right to kill you if you mess with my business! Better dont let me release TB Joshua-plane crash- prophesy on your head! angry angry angry
Hehen! The OP! If u be christain drop all ur first salary
If u be muslim bring cow, not goat oooo! I know say una like cow wella for sallah things
And If u be traditional worshipper, just bring the items below
Left gill of An alligator
Right eye of a scorpion
Tail of an pink goat
Middle finger of a 2 months old Titus fish
The Ogo (That swollen behind of the head)...Hehen! The Ogo of a 7 weeks old cockroach
If u no fit find the above, just bring 200 thousand naira.
I will find them for you in the evil forest. These are what I will use to appease your gods, whoever they are, so that they will kill ur MD and put you in his position.
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Naija no dey carry last! Oya bring am sharp sharp. Just PM me[/b]
Guy u be bastard! Chei! I don laugh sotey I wake the whole neighbourhood
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PoliticsRe: TB Joshua Prophesied That Children Would Be Killed In USA by tchaik(m): 5:51pm On Dec 17, 2012
I think there should be limit to some comments; most of these little angels have not been laid to rest, and this pastor guy is seeking relevance!

Pathetic!
PoliticsRe: Enugu Governor, Chime Is Dead - Punch by tchaik(m): 11:44am On Dec 16, 2012
ochukoccna: Gani ,the great Gani, said before he passed on Nigeria had civil rule and not democracy
And the above [along with numerous civil right violations] confirm it daily
All the state government has to do is release a counter statement of Chime been alive and not send their death squad goons to intimidate someone lawfully and diligently doing his job
What is all the hush hush about our public officials?
Will he still be the governor even in death? shocked shocked
Or is it Chime's cabal at work? angry angry
Chime's health bills is at the state expenses so why the secrecy
Same thing happened with Yaradua, Ebele's wife [she's no public official but ehem, ehem.], Suntai of Taraba etc
A good businessman is on top of all his expenses so how come they spend our money on their health trips and we [the people] are still in the dark about their health status huh huh
Nice piece there! Even U.S.Secretary of State is ill, and Government has since released a statement!
Now,that can't happen here!
Music/RadioRe: Don Jazzy Said Dbanj Is World Class...this Song Proves It by tchaik(m): 8:56am On Dec 14, 2012
PoliticsRe: Beaf Was Right, Ogbunigwe Was An Anti Aircraft Missile (pic). by tchaik(m): 8:27am On Dec 13, 2012
lagerwhenindoubt: Have you bothered to research how the OPC use exploding guinea-fowl eggs to destroy buildings and fend of attacks grin grin grin that invention steal takes the cake over any mass-duster. imagine if it was introduced in the Biafran war grin
Used extensively during the Ife/Modakeke crisis!!!
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Jokes EtcRe: If You Were Him,what Will You Do? by tchaik(m): 1:37pm On Dec 12, 2012
*clears throat* lipsrsealed lipsrsealed lipsrsealed
Nairaland GeneralRe: What Lesson(s) Has Life Taught You? by tchaik(m): 1:33pm On Dec 12, 2012
Life taught me that there is KARMA; that knows everybody's address, and She is a B!tch too!
PoliticsRe: Cracks In The Presidency As President, Vp On A Cold War by tchaik(m): 7:12am On Dec 12, 2012
philips70: There are signs that the presidential elections in 2015 will be a very interesting scenario as cracks seem to have been emerging from the ruling party. This is similar to the one experienced during the OBJ/Atiku era where the VP then had secret ambitions to take over power from his boss. With this almost confirmed the opposition parties can catch in on the situation to present a formidable front against the ruling party. 2015 is surely going to be an interesting year. We can't but just grab our chairs to watch events as they unfold in the coming months preceding the elections.

Source:http://saharareporters.com/news-page/cold-war-brews-between-president-jonathan-vp-sambo
Nothing will ever change in this country; not until we STOP watching, and START demanding good governance.
Foreign AffairsRe: North Korea Declares Its Rocket Launch A Success by tchaik(m): 6:58am On Dec 12, 2012
shymexx: ^^^^Will Nigeria ever be as advanced as North Korea?? angry angry

All hail the mermite of Africanus with the biggest mouth... grin
Advanced ke? shocked shocked shocked
When her citizens are starving!
PoliticsRe: Kidnappers Kill Soldier, Driver, Abduct Lebanese Engineer In Delta by tchaik(m): 1:47am On Dec 12, 2012
Police will get the kidnappers – Commissioner Aduba
Delta State Commissioner of Police, Mr. Ikechukwu Aduba, who confirmed the foiled kidnap of the judge and abduction of the expatriate staff to Vanguard, said there was no cause for alarm, as the police would track down the kidnappers.
Ofcourse, terrorism Kidnapping happens everywhere!
EventsRe: 12-12-12: One Of The Magical Dates, It Would Happen Again The Next 88years by tchaik(m): 1:24am On Dec 12, 2012
cr8v: This is one reason the Bible has proven to be correct. Written many years ago when men had not discovered that times differ according to your location, Jesus still commenting on the rapture said that some will be in the field(Luke 17:36) while others will be in bed sleeping (Luke 17:34)meaning it will occur instantaneously while some parts of the world would be having day/work hours(in the field) others will be in night time(in bed). It was over 1,000 years later that scientists discovered that times differ according to your geographical location............
For you to post this means that you have internet access, why don't you go to www.google.com and do some little research before exposing your ignorance in Public? huh huh
CareerRe: Be The Judge! Were They Right Or Wrong? by tchaik(m): 1:38pm On Dec 11, 2012
johnwizey: Yesss.d gateman shld av use his common sense to knw dat for the customer to request for the manager,there must be a big reason. He shld av atleast call the manager.IMO
Maybe! But is that policy absolute? Has the Manager ever allowed someone to park inside the premise? I believe Law is Law; and must be kept at all times! IMO, the gateman did his job as instructed " Don't allow any car inside the premises!
The issue of common sense or initiative comes in IF the customer complained directly to the gateman that he has such amount in his car.
Dating And Meet-up ZoneRe: Happy Birthday, Redmosquito by tchaik(m): 8:08pm On Dec 10, 2012
Minion: Your Evilness, @Redmosquito is a year older today!

Hades: Young one, there is nothing like 'year' in the underworld! Besides, that mortal has been exposing the secrets of the Dark Kingdom to gullible mortals!

Minion: Your Wretchedness, why so much hatred? huh huh

Hades: Hatred? Ooh tender one,haven't you been learning from your Master? Since my brothers put me in-charge of this place, my eyes have not seen a mortal so versed in things of the Underworld! That mortal makes me fear there is still hope for humanity.

Minion: You? Fear? shocked shocked shocked


HAPPY BIRTHDAY BRUV
Nairaland GeneralRe: What Would You Do Today If You Were Told That The World Would End Tomorrow? by tchaik(m): 7:27am On Dec 07, 2012
Will rush to the nearest bar *booze will be effing cheap*











then smoke some more #weed.
Nairaland GeneralRe: What Would You Do Today If You Were Told That The World Would End Tomorrow? by tchaik(m): 7:27am On Dec 07, 2012
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PoliticsRe: FG, Boko-Haram Hold Secret Talks In Senegal.. by tchaik(m): 4:54pm On Dec 02, 2012
Boko Haram gave for ceasefire, adding that the terms were “what the sect has always demanded.”

The terms that Boko Haram has been reported to have given government for a ceasefire include, the release of their detained members, the payment of compensation and the rebuilding of their houses and mosques demolished by government.
5 Days ago:
Less than 48 hours after the embarrassing attack and release of Boko Haram detainees allegedly by their members, information has continued to turn in that there must have been an insider job in the act. Sources within and outside the police formation who spoke in anger but would not like their identities disclosed, questioned why the police would be overpowered in such a way and in a neighbourhood where there were so many security agency offices.
https://www.nairaland.com/1116190/insider-job-suspected-sars-attack#13145693.

It seems their demands are being met!

FRESH AIR!!!!!!!!
Christianity EtcRe: Is Going To Church Necessary For Salvation? by tchaik(m): 3:20pm On Dec 01, 2012
doubleDx: My fellow Christians, is going to Church necessary for salvation? Back your answer with scripture if possible. Your contributions on this would be appreciated. Thank you!
@OP, who damned me in the first place?
PoliticsRe: Osun Denies Planning To Castrate Rapists. by tchaik(m): 10:21am On Nov 26, 2012
Kobojunkie: Nonsense. What has the dark ages to do with castrating criminals? We have the death penalty, why not castration for ra_pists?
DON'T MIND THE NOISE MAKERS; LET THEM CHILL, UNTIL A PAEDOPHILE BASTARD GETS HIS HAND ON THEIR LITTLE DAUGHTERS!

GOD FORBID SHAAA
CrimeRe: 3 Notorious Robbers Arrested In Lagos by tchaik(m): 7:45am On Nov 26, 2012
See their one Paa!!! *Awka made* grin grin grin

Are there no PMS and tire in that neighbourhood?

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