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Mood11's story is somehow related to mine.When i was 11 years old,we went to church on Sunday.During worship,the ministers were praying for people and they were shaking and turning around like they are under the Anointing and they fell down,lay on the floor for sometime,then they got up.When it got to the girl at my side,she shook and spin around then fell down lying still and the minister came to pray for me.I spinned around and fell down.I was waiting for the girl to get up so that i could get up alongside her but i never knew when she got up and i was still lying there in discomfort.I fell asleep there and the prayer was over and i was still sleeping on the floor.So my mum noticed i was lying on the floor and she danced to where i was sleeping and stylishly kicked my leg.I woke up embarrassed.Anytime i remember that day,i become Ashamed instantly without telling anyone about it.

[quote author=Ishilove post=83504892]I celebrate you, young brother. Lord knows I am terrible at even basic Maths so I can understand to some extent your battle. It takes sheer guts not to have given up. I really celebrate you o.

I have a friend here (you know yourself ) who I call from work to give me the answer to some basic calculations in the office. The first time I called him was for him to explain to me how to get the percentage of a figure, and since then it has become a regular occurrence.

I am not ashamed to admit that I giraffed to get a borderline C6 in mathematics in WASSCE. I first wrote GCE in SS2 and got F9 in Mathematics and Biology, but I wasn't really bothered because I was using it to practice. The following year, the only topics I studied in Maths was Mean, Median and Mode because it was easy. I didn't bother with other topics because everything was like Greek.

Exam day, i breezed through the only MMM question, dropped my pen and turned to my seat mate, Richard to see Really F

simonlee:
If na me receive reply from my dead papa number... before i even read the text,i don japa!

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Adekorya:
Enough of this one shirt, no wrist watch , no security noise you're all making. To be sincere, i find no motivation in it, because if Mark has money and decided not to use wrist it's his choice, and it's not applicable to me.

Don't get me wrong o, I actually envy his success story, but that doesn't mean i should dislike E money , C Ronaldo, Mayweather etc extravagant way of life

So please, let us hear world. When i become rich and famous,i will surely wear designer because i love designers, own a Yacht (big one o), build Mansions instead of house, and employ 40 bodyguards just like Roman Abrahimovic because Nigerian's security system is not reliable enough to protect me. More also, i will gives out and help people especially the poor.

And if you tell me I'm wasting money, i will respond.

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2015!

AkeNathan:
Does it matter? Knowing fully well you wouldn't survive the crash. Jumping off at a level seemingly close to the ground would be a worthy risk.

These people are either too scared to do a survival stunt or they knowingly went on a suicide mission.

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Nemesis08:
on the average, a player in the top division can get equivalent of N2million naira and more

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A Beast

ZombieTAMER:
Is that your worth?

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bennymark:
Innoson motors come tell them how Naija own be, we kuku fit use juju run am

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alexistaiwo:
Same way our ancestors embedded Corruption in Nigeria's DNA

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Nice

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naptu2:
Well, this thread is not about APC or PDP. It's about the crime called smuggling and its impact on the Nigerian economy.

Yeah sorry for derailing.

Hmm

naptu2:
Please don't derail the thread. What does this have to do with APC and PDP?

Sorry but those people i respect in Nairaland,you inclusive.I don't want them to align with APC and PDP because they are still the same people. P.S-I'm only 19.

jerflakes:
Oh no... Americans don't want a nuclear war, and North Korea doesn't want a nuclear war

You think say China go dey look while America dey bomb North Korea?

It's a very difficult situation but both men are calm

Apt

So naptu2 you are an APC supporter?

paulasca4real:
Good apartments are still very much available with us, hurry and call us today and get an accommodation that you can call a home,,,

Do you have Face me i face you?

Really funny,But i need one for rent in Asaba.

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Bluehaven:
I prefer the one Black Panther's sister used in Wakanda.

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linearity:
I don't think this truly have anything to do with Trump, there is nothing Trump can do, except maybe put heavy taxes on gas to make it better.

This is a pure testament to the Average American. They love big things! Big houses, big cars, big truck, etc....Those are their choices by default, they only stray away from these defaults if pressed economically.

Gas has been very cheap at the pump, hence they are going for the big truck, if you listen to the news; oil has been dirt-cheap for the past years. If tomorrow the price of gas goes up or the cost of oil goes up, the demands for trucks by Americans will node-dive and you will start hearing GM closing truck manufacturing plants to open new car manufacturing plants.

So, this is not really a trend, it is just a temporary feel-good response to the momentary economic realities.

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So i observed

Laughter Mode Activated

Gowon is actually a Hero Full Stop.