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PoliticsRe: Eberechi Suzzette Wike: "I Belong To The Kitchen, I Also Belong To Court Room" by TeamSimple(m): 10:40am On Oct 24, 2016
I keep saying it,theres nothing wrong with Buhari's statement about his wife either as a joke or real.

Shes first his wife before being a firstlady
PoliticsRe: Pauline Tallen Rejects Ambassadorial Nomination Due To Her Sick Husband by TeamSimple(m): 1:21pm On Oct 23, 2016
phemmie06:
Her husband never said this, but the family first was what this woman said. But Buhari humiliate her wife by saying she belongs to the kitchen.
And what is the humilation in a wife belonging to the kitchen and other room?
PoliticsRe: Ali Dikwa: CAN Paid Me N1m To Keep Quiet Over Jonathan’s N7bn Largesse by TeamSimple(m): 11:52am On Oct 23, 2016
Confirm
Car TalkRe: Truck Carrying Another Dead Truck In Abeokuta. by TeamSimple(m): 10:00am On Oct 23, 2016
riczy:
Mtchewwwww, Abeg I need job oooo, I made 2.1(4.3) pharmacology,someone shud epp
Shey u fit work with POKRIYON and SOBOTONE pharmaceutical ltd?
Christianity EtcRe: It Is Mandatory For As A Christian To Love Your Enemies by TeamSimple(m): 9:54am On Oct 23, 2016
If it is mandatory,then i must say we have NO christians on nairaland.
BusinessRe: Dangote - My Refinery Is 8 Times The Size Of Victoria Island by TeamSimple(m): 6:18am On Oct 23, 2016
heybee72:
I swear. Him nor know u... De dia dey for famz
Why you dey swear like mumu? Is Dangote not human,doesnt he have family members and close family pals?
Why do you lowlives on nairaland think everyone is at the same level of misery as you folks.

Wasnt even talking about bill gates or warren buffet,dangote a nigerian is whom people cant get to close with? Please enslave yourself from poverty induced mindset.
BusinessRe: Dangote - My Refinery Is 8 Times The Size Of Victoria Island by TeamSimple(m): 9:31pm On Oct 22, 2016
Topkush:
Peoples really need to see how big that place it. Where did Dangote make his money from
I can tell you 40/50percent of this budget is funded via loans and partnerships.
BusinessRe: Dangote - My Refinery Is 8 Times The Size Of Victoria Island by TeamSimple(m): 9:29pm On Oct 22, 2016
Dangote my guy..Thank God for this guy in Nigeria.
PoliticsRe: Northern Governors Visit To The US Has Elicited Reactions From Some Nigerians by TeamSimple(m): 12:01pm On Oct 21, 2016
zcee:
Am with u jor,all we want is Donald
And Donald will give you and your family members Free Visa? Or how will it help your situation?
PoliticsRe: Northern Governors Visit To The US Has Elicited Reactions From Some Nigerians by TeamSimple(m): 11:54am On Oct 21, 2016
To get cheap likes on nairaland just speak against anything Islamic or Northern.
Christianity EtcRe: Oyedepo Dressed In Sudanese Traditional Outfit While In South Sudan (Photos) by TeamSimple(m): 7:53pm On Oct 20, 2016
gurunlocker:
We don't win soul by bombing other people, we don't win soul by killing other people.... we win soul by preaching the gospel, not by force....
Tell that to the people who knows no history.
PoliticsRe: Binta Garba: My Primary Constituency Is To Be In The Kitchen & Other Room by TeamSimple(m): 1:40pm On Oct 20, 2016
babyfaceafrica:
why feminist kon dey yab PMB? even the ladies know where their assignment lays!!!
No mind them.
SportsRe: "How Soldiers Killed Izu Joseph In His Wife's Presence" - Father by TeamSimple(m): 11:26am On Oct 20, 2016
NA sitdown Jejely for Northeast they roast BH boys,but you guys invited them over with NDA.
When the guilty is being purnished ,the innocent also shares from it.

Anyway RIP to the dead.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Barcelona VS Manchester City: UCL (4 - 0) On 19th October 2016 by TeamSimple(m): 7:30am On Oct 20, 2016
bayelsaowei:
oboy that boy just too much...He plays football now like an elder..
Messi is no longer after any record in football,maybe a worldcup will do. But presently he has seen it all. He used his youthful career to achieve all he desire,now his just playing for fun.

I will never forget the season messi last won balon d'or. If you could remember Ronaldo started on a very high score with 28 goals in first 8weeks while messi was just with 8goals because he was trying to see the MSN partnership click. Giving final passes and clear scoring chances to help the misfit suarez. But it went round that Messi has lost his shine,a former barcelona vice president even said he has lost passion for football,

After that statement on goal.com messi started scoring and in matter of weeks surpassed Ronaldo who had 20goals difference previoulsy. After surpassing ronaldo with 35 to 33 he slowed down again and ronaldo ended the season highest goal scorere but Messi won everything available,coz he made the MSN partnership work. Messi has his priorities and nobody will make him change that ,not even his closest rival Ronaldo. Messi picks the year he wants his Balon d'or.
PoliticsRe: Senators Crack Jokes Over Buhari’s Remarks On Wife by TeamSimple(m): 10:23pm On Oct 19, 2016
Emmyson99:
listen I am a prophet what I am about to say now will soon happen. Buhari is yet to commit another blunder that will shock the whole world and it will Call for his removal. Nigeria has no future in the hand of this man.
Tell me the blunder in what Buhari said concerning wher his wife belongs
PoliticsRe: Senators Crack Jokes Over Buhari’s Remarks On Wife by TeamSimple(m): 10:18pm On Oct 19, 2016
helphelp:
Hope y'all know Buhari was all smiles when he said it though...

Anyways I wonder wetin Baba still dey find for "the other room" after Aisha don give am beautiful children

Baba no wan gree sha
I dont know why some people feels Buhari should regret what he said about his own wife. Buhari jokes alot and its evident in most pictures we see him take with friends,they are always laughing.

And even if it wasnt a joke,doesnt she belong to the kitchen,his living room and bed room as a wife?
Some peoples life are now so boring coz all they think about is supporting APC or PDP.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Barcelona VS Manchester City: UCL (4 - 0) On 19th October 2016 by TeamSimple(m): 9:48pm On Oct 19, 2016
bayelsaowei:
I just witnessed another difference between Messi and Ronaldo. ..even though Messi desires to tie up with Ronaldo on champions league goals he still allowed Neymar play the penalty...

Make ona tell me why I no go like the boy.... cheesy
U think say messi get ronaldo time?
EducationRe: ABU Zaria Team Wins The Shell Eco-marathon Competition In South Africa by TeamSimple(m): 7:28am On Oct 19, 2016
Proudly Abusite .
RomanceRe: Primary School Sweethearts Lara And Niyi Finally Get Married! by TeamSimple(m): 9:35pm On Oct 18, 2016
Yorubas sabi organise weddings sha. Just look at those pictures cool
EducationRe: Sponsored Jigawa Medical Students In China (Photos) by TeamSimple(m): 6:57pm On Oct 18, 2016
Godgay:
you cant shove insurgencies as of it is a minor,nigeria is ranked as one of the world most violent countries because of bokoharam andbb
fulaherdsmen,chibok girls painted Nigeria as a country with security and stability stature rivalling that of Syria,yet we all know that is not true to the south.
Economy:the USA has more dept in the world,dept don't stop the economy from being, the biggest in africa,Nigeria is in recession and the federal gonvernment is clueless doesn't mean Nigeria don't have an economy
Education:seriously I can not believe u are saying this,a north where religious violent still dominates because of lack of critical thinking.
Then dont say the north has no economy also.
Insurgency yes, we have militancy in the south that has been on for decades. Killed innocent civilians and blew up government source of income.

Education. The south with their gh level of literacy still takes extra judici.al killings primary,rampant cultist activity coupled with militancy. So much for being an educated region..
EducationRe: Sponsored Jigawa Medical Students In China (Photos) by TeamSimple(m): 5:30pm On Oct 18, 2016
Godgay:
education, economy, health infastruture,average income,stability,progressivity etc am still waiting for the northern state that beats EDO state
Education; what have we invented in the south to better the lives of our people?
Economy: Economy wereby workers have to beg before been paid owned 6monts salary. Economy with outrageous debt profile.
Stability in what sense? If you talking about crime rate ,we have it here in high record compared to the north. Insurgency aside,the north has low crime ratio.
Progress? Please say something else.
EducationRe: Sponsored Jigawa Medical Students In China (Photos) by TeamSimple(m): 12:42pm On Oct 18, 2016
lordkhalifa:
nonsense why not upgrade one of those medical schools in your state , it will benefit a lot of ur people that wishes to be a doctor, how are will going to grow when we can't appreciate our own, even if nah malaria dey worry buhari he no mind going abroad just to treat malaria... buhari and his cronies are scammer
Why didnt you say the same thing when GEJ was montly sending students to european countries to further their studies. He even sponsore PGD students.
EducationRe: Sponsored Jigawa Medical Students In China (Photos) by TeamSimple(m): 12:39pm On Oct 18, 2016
Bolustic:
Aside from the education sector, the northerners are really investing in their places.

For instance, it still surprises me to see patients been transferred from UCH, Ibadan to Uthman DanFodio Teaching Hospital, Sokoto because it is the only hospital in Nigeria that can boast of a particular machine. Medicine students here receive monthly bursaries and are retained in their hospitals here.

I have been to different local governments in Zamfara, Katsina, Kaduna, Kebbi, Sokoto states and hardly would you see potholes on their roads. The bad roads in some of these states are FG roads.

How many northern states are owing their workforce? Compare with that of your geopolitical region.

Let's compare the allocations these northern states with those of the southern ones, then we would really know if the FG or state governors are our real enemies.

I just laugh at people when they ignorantly talk about development in the north, most southern states are far behind.
To my fellow brothers in southern Nigeria,development is the ability to write and speak english language.
EducationRe: Sponsored Jigawa Medical Students In China (Photos) by TeamSimple(m): 12:37pm On Oct 18, 2016
saintkel:
If its not scholarship, dis Northern folks won't wana go to school. Trust me, dis students r average, d best in those school will come from d south but government will not train them or send them abroad all in d name of ethnicity n religion
How many muslims or northerners did akwa ibom,anambra,cross river gave schorlarship?
EducationRe: Sponsored Jigawa Medical Students In China (Photos) by TeamSimple(m): 12:34pm On Oct 18, 2016
Where are the fault finders?
Foreign AffairsRe: Donald Trump And The Hypocrisy And Shallowness Of Evangelical Christianity. by TeamSimple(m): 10:24am On Oct 18, 2016
Cut the stroy short, its because his against Islamic Practice.

An Enemy of my Enemy is My friend irregardless of his/her character.
NYSCRe: How NYSC Changed My View Of The North. by TeamSimple(m): 10:13am On Oct 17, 2016
murphyibiam15:
Bros argue with humour na.....how does one trying to remove the remaining urine over his prick by flinging it amount to sth bad...let's use our head na
You must be epileptic.
NYSCRe: How NYSC Changed My View Of The North. by TeamSimple(m): 10:11am On Oct 17, 2016
murphyibiam15:
Abeg shut up.....so hw does this your submission now make north what u guys ascribed it to be...and the last time I checked no sane man will show his prick while urinating.....just don't type trash
Well the law is for the insane people then.
Like the saying goes when the guilty is serving a punishment,the innocent also shares a lil bit of it.

Why did the lagos state government stop hawking on highways? Coz it breeds criminals,but tell me are all the hawkers criminals?

When you are raising a point against me,do that with your senses on activation. Dont quote me coz u just wanna appease ur ego.
NYSCRe: How NYSC Changed My View Of The North. by TeamSimple(m): 7:56am On Oct 17, 2016
ghostmist:
so you expected your friend to start squatting like woman like they all do over there abi??

just tell him to become a Muslim na..? just because he chooses to pee like a man, they are offended...

what rubbish!!

gerrout joor...!
Do you have sense at all? No one is saying he has to squat while pissing or whatever. If he must stand then he has to go private.

I am a muslim,i urinate but i dont squat. But u will never catch me dangling my manhood carelessly in publicly.

Hatred for Islam has made so many people lost their sense of common reasoning.

If you dont have public respect for yourself at least you have for other road users and stop displaying your sillyness.
NYSCRe: How NYSC Changed My View Of The North. by TeamSimple(m): 7:53am On Oct 17, 2016
murphyibiam15:
Fom your sumission it means the north is not secured na....how will a male child squat to piss....it means u are not free in your own country to practice your own way of life...you are just plainly confused....when did southerners mandate northerners to stand while urinating...? Hypocritical lots
If you read me well,i said some people carry out the act in such insanely manner. They stand while showing their joystick around. Please dont tell me thats normal,you have countless of zinc toilet at almost every corner in the north to serve that purpose.
Call it hypocrisy or whatever,but if you must stand while urinating then do it in private not publicly . Its their law,you either accept it or bow out.
TravelRe: Accident Victim Dies On Her Way To Nnewi From Lagos (photos) by TeamSimple(m): 10:22pm On Oct 16, 2016
Have you thank Your GOD today??
NYSCRe: How NYSC Changed My View Of The North. by TeamSimple(m): 10:15pm On Oct 16, 2016
MRSALT:
Zamfara, Sokoto and Kebbi do not have violent street urchins like Kaduna, Kano, Bauchi and in recent times, Katsina. Your experience in Zamfara cannot account for all northern states. More so north is generally ok at peace time. But those that give you cold water are thesame people that will slit your throat in event of any crises. Many victims of northern madness thought that north was land flowing with honey, just like you. I know of one Ibo boy that returned from London to do his NYSC in Bauchi. He eulogised northerners better than you. His throat was later slit by thesame Almajiris that ran errand for him. I stayed in the north for 7 years travelling to about 12 states. I am giving you a real fact about the situation in the north.
MR SALT,there are bad eggs in every region. And i will confidently tell you that if you dont go against the laws of a northern state,you will never get into trouble. They will always want to get close to you coz they always believe they can learn from you.

Issue of killing is absolute in all states of the federation. Infact apart from BH terrorist act,we have got more crisis and bloodshed here in the south than in the north,except you wanna be myopic and subjective.

And average hausa man doesnt envy,he doesnt believe u any better than him,he goes about his life and takes it daily as it comes. Most times we the visitors are always the cause of whatever arises. Example in zaria,u are not allowed to urinate publicly while standing as a male coz some people carry out the act in an insanely manner. But my friend will alwys choose to stand while urinating just because he wants to test their patience. I warned him severally and they warned him until the day he was held and beaten mercilesly.

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