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Recruitment not canceled nor suspended...its still active. however, when apl go comot...."SOON". soon when I don't know oh, even my distant uncle(Source) no know...


"before you ask who my source be...na ein dey clean GMD office "- that's the reply wey yu go get if you ask me silly questions....

DarkShades:
Meanwhile, i wonder what happened to King-Anyam and his multiple payment issue. Maybe dem don zap him 2020 upfront.

dos folks wey refund na magas... no offennnnnse

dem wan takeover again, awon unfortunate fellas, na wetin una wan take ya new year do be this...enjoy... it's freaaaaaking cold here...I go give una "freeaaaaking cold epe"

allthingsgood:
Forget those scam stories
He said she said trash

NNPC can never give apl to a single individual

i wonder oh.. na audio apl be that. even artextes wey collect last year don dey work with NNPC fm....

villainnotmoobb:
Baba, i can't possibly be here to troll. I only came here to relay this info because I do not want to outrightly tell people to take their minds away from the recruitment. I am hopeful too because i need the job for some reasons. I have been following this thread as a guest. If you check properly, you'd see that that info is my first post here. I have joined nairaland since but i have not made a post because i forgot my password. I did trial and error with my of my passwords then it logged me in...... I believed the guy's info because he definitely would not call and lie to me. Aside from his own info, i called a person that's close to the girl, the same person confirmed it. I can't just come here and change my name because i want to troll, i don't roll like that. In fact, i don't even know how to change my username. I don't even know how to make a post. I had to quote and clear someone's message to post mine. I have no reason to explain myself but it happens sometimes.

hello big brother, na why I put disclaimer be that say I may be wrong... most of us here na hopeful too, sef for few unfortunate fellows here, wey no get any meaningful thing to do with dem life, than to wannnk fake news here, they do am with passion, which makes me wonder why some ppl dey get such time for that kind of gibberish...

back to the matter, regardless of the source and its legitimacy, the only reliable source for now na GMD , if you no read anything directly from them(NNPC) weda sounds good or the opposite no believe am...I believe wen dem wan shortlist you for test and interview, no be that person oh.. all we gotta do is wait for them...I heard the last recruitment long pass this one. .you see na to calm down things..

however, while waiting for em don't be idle, don't pause your life, do other things, I believe most of us dey do something before dem open their door..so that's it. if you hear or read anything wey no come directly from nnpc don't believe it egbon. I believe at the appropriate time things go show, as it stands nobody knows. e fit be today, tomorrow, next tomorrow, next month or even next year..or worst SOON!!!.. God knows I hate the word "soon" sha.

we gather dey here...we die here lol...
If anybody wan move on...dem no lock door

Safe bro...
hopefully apl go meet us in good health that's koko.

villainnotmoobb:
I salute everyone here.
....So, I got a call from this guy I stayed with when I went to Abuja for the NNPC interview. He asked if they've reached out to anyone, I told him I had no idea. Then, he said there's this school mate (I'm not friends with her) of ours that was just offered an appointment by the NNPC. I told him it must be a contract appointment but the guy objected, he said it's not. He said the girl that got the appointment letter has some connect and all of that. The said girl graduated with a third-class and she did not even apply for the NNPC recruitment. I requested for a screenshot of the appointment letter but he said there's no way the girl would send it to him. He said it's too coded to be made public. According to the info he said he got, some people 'might' still be contacted on merit but I hope and pray so. I only came here to share the info I got, I'm not here to insinuate anything. I'm as hopeful as everyone else, here. That job go help person life! NNPC or not, may the Almighty bless all of us. Ameen.

well, since she no dey part of this current recruitment process her case is different..no need to panic. since you said you didn't get the screenshot of the letter and the person wey tell yu sef no see am...this can be classified as fake news, which is gonna be punishable under the law very soon lol...just kidding...bottom line be safe if una hear something like this next time, swallow it...its not helping anyone..and even you had to use an alt moniker to post this, makes me feel like you're trolling...my opinion though...I maybe wrong... safe.

StephenEA:
Can't agree more, Nigeria is irredeemable. Worst of it all, you say what? Politics? wrong idea. What Nigeria needs right now is REVOLUTION!

Whether you join politics, Nigeria is a region comprising of three nations. You can't make any decision without a common ground. I have long given up.

Well, I can't live in another man's land, I can't permanently move to another country, Nigeria has gotten a bad tag, go to any airport around the world, and mention you're a Nigerian, you will be given a special attention. It's only a matter of time that other nations will follow after South Africa. So it's Nigeria or no other. I have long readjusted my mind.

REVOLUTION! That's my answer, my opinion anyway...

you're right bro...but the question be say who go start am lol...fela don talk am finish, we dey suffer dey smile...it is well. We go dey alright las las...

cocococo:
My people, like I said, let’s just forget about this NNPC stuff. I feel sad to say this, but the fact is that everyday, it is becoming clearer the exercise is a scam. It may have started as a genuine recruitment, but that is now long over. The recruitment is a scam. No APL this month and, and my instincts tell me, for several months to come. Our major priority right now should should be how to repair Nigeria for our children, beginning from infiltrating political parties to showing more interests in politics so that the bad eggs don’t end up ruling over us, the intellectuals. Once the government of any country is good, every other aspect will be better. Those clamouring for twitter callout of NNPC, it may be cool for us the lucky candidates who have progressed thus far, but I see such motivation as a bit selfish because the recruitment only concerns us. If some of us did not get to the interview stage, I don’t think such people would be fighting the course on twitter for the people who got to the interview stage. So, let’s think more than NNPC. Let’s think of Nigeria as a whole. There is a deep-rooted fundamental problem in this country. Channel any energy you have into repairing Nigeria, first and foremost via politics. This enthusiasm to change Nigeria should for our children like I said. For our present generation, there is no hope.

I have nothing against you whatsoever, but it's an illusion if you think you can fix Nigeria. you wan enter politics, go ahead nah.....most of una think say naija politics na rice and beans...weda this recruitment end well or not it changes nothing, Nigeria is still bleeped. talking about moving on I guess you should move on personally don't drag us with you bro. peace.

lol food don ready na wetin una go discuss for the next 10 pages be that...na una dey find update...so update don find una...it is well

fidebbs:
Hello, Lil bro artexexes.
I guess your orientation is going on fine. Remember you sent me a scanned copy of your offer letter with today, 13/1/2020 as resumption date. It just dawned on me that you may be in the amphitheatre listening to the GMGHR or the GMD himself!
I know you must be elated to be selected as number 83 on a list of predominantly candidates of northern extraction! I understand the feeling.
We that the Lord almighty ordained for January (or a later date) are still waiting.
Remember us in your prayers even while struggling to board that molue to lagos island to drop that cv at the bet9ja outlet on igbosere street.
So long for now.

nice one...zero chill...

highzickjosh:
First bank (failed CBT)
PwC
Oando (scheduled for CBT)
Stanbic Ibtc (no response yet)
Shell (couldn't go past the video interview)
Zenith Bank (no response yet)
Old mutual Insurance (I rejected the offer 20k)
Rejected two others offers bank and Insurance as it was marketing.

I didn't want to grant you a response cause I see how shallow minded you portray yourself to be. If you think I was hell bent on working with NNPC or Ecobank thereby sitting idle without taking advantage of other opportunities that arise, then the joke is on you.

King of Savage

GeniusOla:
Man like teaser4, i hail o.

greetings from this side brother..

GeniusOla:
Its unfortunate you can boldly boast about disregard for time (it shouldn't be the norm, be it the reality or not). The Nigerian system and procedures is abusing our minds.

sup bro.. na una dey give the hopeless, frustrated, slowpoke ginger to spew rubbish...make una dey ignore his post henceforth....He's brainless

number5:
Being a member of this thread from inception made my mind wonder around the pages. As the official Historian of the almost now defunct AOLMAW, and for the sole purpose of comic relief, i present to you, the various categories of sources/sauces we've had, have and will have in this prestigious thread.

NB*: i will not be mentioning examples of some sensitive types as i wouldn't want to be lynched by some Grupo's in the towers.

1.SWEET SAUCES: they know the exact news that everyone connected to the recruitment wants to hear(closure) and thus, they get information from God knows were and add a title source(e.g COO, IT guy, GMD's Son, tower cleaner, tower dustbin man etc) to garnish the taste in the hearts of respective audience. E.g see NB* above

2. UNRIPE SAUCE:They know or claim to know so many things about the underground processes involved in selection of candidates such as highest scorers, selection criteria, why the will disqualify people with kwashiokor during medicals etc, but they can not tell you anything tangible about when APL will show or why it is delayed e.g cliffwoods, flowwolf09,Urbanist, tonyhopkins, C12112 etc

3. HERBAL SAUCE:They give info concerning date of APL release with such aggression and assurance that triggers the community of local men and women, only for you to find out that its from their dream or vision or intuition e.g Gbyms, lordlight etc

4. BURNT SAUCES they give release date of APL as quoted by their 'sure sauce' who is in charge of the 'list' they are never radical about it though, are always matured in their dispensation. One key attribute about them however is that they always say 'this is their last post' but always return with another date when the original one fails.. They are the most liked sourceres by the AOLMAW and are the one's keeping this thread going e.g scobyy2007, Easymoneysniper, napoleon etc

5. BITTERSWEET SAUCES :You always know their info is a PURE LIE but because its what everyone wants to hear, everbody aside the grupo's keep pampering them...its the stage you pass through before you fall into the 'burnt sauce' category e.g check NB* above

6. SALTY SAUCE :They always claim to or act as if they have one seriously sure source from untop the gmd's office, They hardly ever drop any info here as regarding the APL release date but are always very quick to throw subtle jibes or sheepishly discredit other peoples info e.g local pumpingson woman , larride, flowolf09, etc

7. SOURED SAUCE :You hardly ever know if they have any source at all, they have had several frustrations and disappointment with the Nigeria system of recruitment and so they always doubt if anything good can come in the form of recruitment...these ones, even when they bring goodnews about APL, dey add badnews inside to make sure we are not overly excited. e.g Orijinofkalu, etc

8. TASTELESS SAUCE :All their sauce always come with a condition,barring any last minuite change , once you see them, run for your life, na dem

9. RAW SAUCE :this ones have somebody somewhere who knows a gateman in an NNPC filling station somewere in katampe who is giving dem info, they dont care about the outcome of the recruitment weda they get APL or not, they are most interested and excited in giving us info, so they give it to us the way it comes, dey dont even listen to d info themselves, they just foward it as their sauce sent it and they always attach evidence.. This group can never be triggered as they get maximum satisfaction in getting the previledge to give us sauce info.. e.g, 1000airplanes

10. CREAMY SAUCE :Anything that doesn't concern olajengbesi is not their business, they like to talk about court case so much, they always provoke Teaser4 to rain down the curses

10. DEADLY SAUCE :This one's dont like goodnews at all, whenever they call their source, they are like "uncle, have they finally cancelled the recruitment? When will they announce the cancellation? e.g check NB* above


11. ACIDIC SAUCE :oh lawd in short, ademmy, muham3dd etc

12. SUCCULENT SAUCE :They always behave like a robot, you can predict their next post even as you are reading this now, they are the spirikoko pipu with mfm written allover their forehead, take a minuite to imagin they are your office mate in the towers E.g Naijatruthooha

13. SPICY SAUCE :They dont talk much, you don't need evidences to know that either they work in the towers or have strong connect in the towers, who give them the most accurate info known to anyone in the towers aside the gmd and human resource e.g panalyst, cavalier

14. DIRTY SAUCE :This ones actually have some info from their source but are always asking us to help them confirm if the info is true, or they use a comical way to relay their info to us so as to avoid being tackled. e.g ladyjane

15. SAUSAGE SAUCE :These ones know exactly whats going on with the recruitment, but ain't dropping any info. They come here often to confirm their info and for comic relief. They are just waiting for the appointed time, some of them secretly wish it to delay small for their own selfish reasons.

lol... I hail bro

NosaJBourne:
Teaser, is that you?

lol...not me...

Teejaxjims01:
No bi bros Teaser ooo... Balher mata don dey vex local man, he think say he fit take us 4 ride here ni jare, no bi im fault sha...

lool....leave that rat wey dey mess everywhere...I go package curse dash ein generation soon....

Only a fooool....go think say the court case is still alive. .Olajengbensi wey dey look for refund, e lost money during the last election..he no dey fight nobody but his pockets and interests... its new year, I won't drag sh1t with anyone....believe what you want...if u wanna move on go ahead...but if you wan drag ppl with you, naw that's insane. don't tell us to move on...move on jeje on your own...this no be your family house.. mo ti turn new leaf..


PS: no reply to any silly mentions...

make NNPC hurry up before I decide to Japa...

good night... or sorry good morning

Iyajelili:
You don't need to tell them. Just imagine them ask you what do you do now? And you're like" I'm a staff of NNPC".

That shock to too much.

or make yu tell em say...Baba Kyari na your new daddy...

ok

Good morning friends

Good morning guys

Mitocyan:
Congrats baba which country u dey enter, abeg make i dm you. Thanks.

sorry bro...dont remember nairaland email oh..besides I dey like protect my privacy on this forum...unless we met face to face...hopefully at the towers ...if dem gimme apl... how's your side bro... God bless us all

rolls royce cullinan 2019......

Grupo:
Tease me, tease me until I lose control.

Grupo baba... I hail o

well its obvious no apl this year....just gotta dedicate January to NNPC, if nothing drops...

Good morning guys. merry Christmas in advance and happy new in advance. Happy holidays. Drive safe and y'all be safe

Dream mode still on....

33 maybe.....

oga jarus .... na big fish... #2M per month no be wasa....

Eggovic:
Just a question. Is it advisable as a man, to get married and give birth to kids with no steady source of income?

NO

Lemeoo:
Oh boy!! Here I was thinking I've seen life... Mehn I never see nothing oo

don't wait to see anything brother...naija is hell on earth if person isn't fortunate enough to be born with any spoon....creating something out of nothing is 8th wonder...bro the shit ain't easy as they talk...I pray God make a way for everyone....inside life is real life...it is well

A1grade:
Bro the situation is only in God's hands. If I play my record for you, hmmmmm. Being from a family that is struggling, my parents managed to see me through school. After graduation in 2007 with a 2.1, all hopes were high and everyone was looking up to me because I was the first child of a family of 6.

I have gone for interviews in almost all the companies in Nigeria, Shell, Chevron, Mobil, Total, Saipem etc and nothing still happened.

In 2013, I got a job in a bank. In fact I was given a staff ID and was sent to a training school. But at the end of the training school, three of us were replaced by three people who joined us midway into the training school. Mehn, you needed to see the way I was crying at the bank's headquarters, begging them to reconsider their decision, that I did excellently well during the school. In fact my class mates in the school couldn't believe their eyes that I was dropped, cos I was one of the best, if not the best in the training school, even as an engineering graduate. But I picked myself up and moved on.

Toward the end of 2013, I applied for the Nlng graduate recruitment. I passed the first and second tests as well as the assessment centre. In fact after the assessment centre, regret mails were sent to those who were not successful and I wasn't sent any. In fact the mail I received says that they would get back to me pretty soon. Boy I was so excited. I thought that was the last straw that would break the camel's back. But lo and behold, after about 2years of waiting, they sent invites for medicals. I wasn't sent. The mail they sent me says " though your performance was commendable, however we regret to blah blah blah". That was the worst time of my life. I became so devasted that I refused to eat. In fact I swore that I was not going to serve God again, that he doesn't care about me. It was terrible. How I managed to pick myself after that still baffles me today.

Since then I had become reluctant to apply for jobs. I later got a job in a servicing company but some of us were dropped after some time, cos of the fact that the company lost some of its contracts during the periods of upheavals in the oil and gas industry.

Now I am teaching in a private school, preparing candidates for IELTS, SAT and TOEFL. Yes I make some money but it's hardly enough cos of the responsibilities I have on my shoulders. My parents are aged and my younger ones who are in school are all dependent on me. What is more? I am married with 3 kids.

Sometimes I feel so frustrated to the extent that I feel life is not worth living. All my classmates, when they see me, the don't believe I am still on this level, cos I was always at the top of my class and I this kind of versatile guy who can do well in any discipline.

However, I still believe I will make. I am still struggling to improve on myself. As someone who is knowledgeable in production and well engineering, I have done certifications. And I believe that God will one day pick up my call. I am also an Nnpc hopeful.

So guys, learn from me. If I am still kicking and hopeful, please don't give up. It shall be alright. Although I am still pained at heart that I can't take care of my parents who deprived themselves of comfort just to send me to school. People laughed at them for not wearing good clothes. But I can't care for them the way I should. My heart still weeps bitterly. But I still remain positive anyways.

wow...this is deep. you're a strong man egbon...

Everywhere stew