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Nwodosis:
Absolute truth pains absolutely to them that hate the truth! The only achievement he has made and still on it is the blame on the past government!

Their only achievement is propaganda. Baba himself is a shadow of his old self.

EDonHappen:
Nigerian artiste, small doctor was caught by his fans doing it live on his snapchat handle.

The penalty crooner has suddenly played his penalty to throwing as fans picked up the video and has been trending all across social media.

http://www.looknaija.com/2017/08/watch-video-small-doctor-masturbating-live-snapchat-played-penalty-throwing/

https://twitter.com/instablog9ja/status/900658786360315905

Rubish.

truth4u:
I guess arewa youth are becoming wise...more grease to their boko haram elbow

Buhari no go gree. Shetima just dey run him mouth. Them say wetin old man sit down dey see, when small boy climb top of iroko tree e no go fit see am. Them dey fear say groundnut pyramid no go fit pump the money wey oil dey pump.

Naijahelm:
Throwback tweet of Senate President, Bukola Saraki in 2014 saying Nigerians should vote APC out if they fail to tackle unemployment, insecurity and improve standard of living from 2015 - 2019.

Source: http://www.naijahelm.com.ng/2017/08/apc-out-if-we-fail-to-tackle.html?m=1

Lalasticlala

Abeg make una dey remind them. Them think say we get shallow memory.

alfa2016:
A man on Facebook has cried out for help after his wife's leg started decaying from what he described as 'Usu Tiv' -'witch fire'.

He wrote:


The leg sure looks like it's decaying. Here's hoping his wife gets help soon.

http://mojidelano.com/2017/08/man-convinced-his-wifes-leg-is-rotting-because-of-witch-fire-cries-for-help-on-facebook/

Go to T.B. Joshua for the healing.

Their baba don come. So them don drop the threat.

zoba88:
Arewa Youths met with Buhari s political adviser , Senator Babafemi Ojudu and resolved to reconsidered quit notice t Igbos.

Senator Babafemi Ojudu had a lengthy and resourceful meeting with leaders of the Coalition of Northern Groups today. They were the youths who some weeks ago shocked the nation by issuing a notice to the Igbos to quit the Northern part of the country on or before October 1.
After the meeting they resolved to reconsider their position and this will be made known at a press conference on Thursday.Disclosing the news,Senator Ojudu said...

'Had a lengthy and resourceful meeting with leaders of the Coalition of Northern Groups today. They were the youths who some weeks ago shocked the nation by issuing a notice to the Igbos to quit the Northern part of the country on or before October 1.

After the meeting they resolved to reconsider their position and this will be made known at a press conference on Thursday .
They described their action as Pre-emptive because of the incessant threat of war by IPOB'.


Source: http://www.trezzyhelm.com/2017/08/quit-notice-to-igbosarewa-youths-change.html?m=1

Mrsoundoro:
Fed with Pizzas Ke

Na overfeeding. Na so belle dey be if you level mountain of amala.

Afam4eva:
There's really nothing we won't hear. Saying we're in trouble in this country is an understatement.

I tire. When the man dey okay he no fit revamp the economy na now wey he look farmished an a shadow of him old self na him he go turn the economy arround. Well we pray make e fit turn arround the economy because all of us go gain am.

Islie:
http://punchng.com/arsenal-fan-slumps-dies-in-imo-as-his-club-concedes-goal-to-stoke-city/

I am also an Arsenal fan but I dont watch the live matches again to avoid heart ache. The problems must continue as long as Wenger refuses to change his philosophy of seeking cheap players. Soup wey sweet, na money kill am.

Groovenaija360:
Ekpeye is a kingdom in Rivers state,it makes up Ahoada west and Ahoada east LGA's.
A Talented Ekpeye fisher man has killed a Sea lion.
As shared by a fbook user.see photos..

SOURCE : https://groovenaija360.com.ng/ekpeye-fisher-man-kills-sea-lion-photos/

cc:lalasticlala over to you

Naija sef. Animals that we watch and enjoy on wildlife channel, unless naija man no take eye see am. Na to kill am.

CastedDude:
A proud Nigerian man who built a solar powered tricycle popularly known as 'Keke Napep' drew attention to himself yesterday at Yaba area of Lagos after driving it to the area. According to multiple online reports, it took the man some months to complete the project which runs on solar energy. Nice one

Source; https://www.nationalhelm.co/2017/08/man-builds-solar-powered-tricycle-drives-yaba-area-lagos-photos.html

This single panel cannot power the tricycle. Maybe he uses it to power the lighting, horn, music etc.

SeunFirstSon:
No where is safe in this county.
The protection of God is all we can ask for

Why is man so wicked? The generations of those who did this will keep on paying for this blood to the 4th generation. So let men be careful of the evil seeds they are sewing. Harvest time lies ahead.

ubergold:
What do you expect? One is the president the other is a governor, it's normal for the later to 'bend the knee' for the former. It doesn't change the fact that both are from different party nor the later is conceding to the former. They are not in a battle, it's purely hierarchy related. Kapish?

Moreover, Buhari is old enough to be Wike's father.

Thank you. They promised to fire a misile to Aso rock last year but we didnt see anything. Cultist, threathening the sovereignty of the nation.

Ihatepork:
Story. Mumu groups everywhere. Yorubas will be in that region after October 1st and nothing will happen lol. They issued the same ultimatum last year and nothing happened

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How is it our fault that Yorubas are the ones managing the companies. These companies aren't owned by Yorubas. It's based on merit. I would have understood if Mobil, Chevron and Total were owned by Yorubas. They aren't treating you like slaves. Stop busting pipelines



This sounds like the typical "They are the cause of all our woes" nonsense. How can Yorubas stop oil firms from relocating their headquarters? Are Yorubas the owners of the companies? You were issuing threats that they must relocate. That's not how to convince companies to listen to you. They have their headquarters in Lagos because their safety couldn't be guaranteed in the ND. Have we forgotten the whole thing about kidnapping foreign oil workers so quick?



Another lie based on ignorance. Almost all the ports in the ND are functioning properly. The proof is here on this thread. All the lies were busted on this thread. https://www.nairaland.com/3977374/eastern-ports-dysfunctional

If the nonsense lie about Yorubas not allowing things work in other parts of the country was true, then why did Dangote leave Ondo state to site his refinery in Lagos. Is Ondo state not a Yoruba state? He didn't site it there because the communities weren't willing to co-operate with him.

I dont understand these guys. Dangote is a businessman and he can decide to locate his business wherever he decides to put it. Which businessman will put his interest in a place where he will not have rest of mind? Moreover, Lagos and Ondo state closeby have oil in commercial quantities to provide crude oil for the refinery located in Lagos. Only a foolish business man will source for raw materials in distance places when they are available closeby. Atiku said he advised OBJ not to build power stations that depend on gas. Today the nation is plunged into darkness whenever gas pipes are blown by militants. The Niger delta like Borno state is not a place a serious business man will put his money because of militancy, cultism, kidnapping, armed robbery, terrorism and other negative vices.

Cooly100:
Read more in http://punchng.com/5000-fighters-ready-to-evict-hausa-yoruba-niger-delta-agitators/

PurityPhils:
Late Ex-Governor Danbaba Suntai’s Younger Brother Dies Hours After His Burial



Source: https://aledeh.com/breaking-tears-as-the-suntai-family-loses-another-son-just-hours-after-burial-of-former-governor-danbaba-suntai-today/

Abi you get hand for broda death?

When election reach we go see how them wan blame Jonathan for not fulfiling even 10% of these promises.

Leopantro:
welcome

now that you are back can we go through the promises you made.

1. Public declaration of assets and liabilities
2. State and community policing
3. Ban on all government officials from seeking medical care abroad
4. Implementation of the National Gender Policy, including 35% of appointive positions for women
5. Revival of Ajaokuta steel company
6. Generation, transmission and distribution of at least 20,000 MW of electricity within four years and increasing to 50,000 MW with a view to achieving 24/7 uninterrupted power supply within 10 years.
7. Empowerment scheme to employ 740,000 graduates across the 36 states and the Federal Capital Territory.
8. Establishment of a free-tuition and scholarship scheme for pupils who have shown exceptional aptitude in science subjects at O/Levels to study ICT-related courses
9. 720,000 jobs by the 36 states in the federation per annum (20,000 per state)
10. Three million Jobs per year
11. [In another policy document by the APC] We will embark on vocational training, entrepreneurial and skills acquisition schemes for graduates along with the creation of a Small Business Loan Guarantee Scheme to create at least 5 million new jobs by 2019.
12. Churches and Mosques would not pay taxes under national laws, but if they engage in businesses, the businesses would pay tax.
13. Provision of allowances to the discharged but unemployed Youth Corps members for Twelve (12) months while in the skills and entrepreneurial development programme
14. Making our economy one of the fastest-growing emerging economies in the world with a real GDP growth averaging 10% annually. [In another instance, the APC promised 10-12% annual GDP growth]
15. Creation of a Social Welfare Programme of at least Five Thousand Naira (N5000) that will cater for the 25 million poorest and most vulnerable citizens upon the demonstration of children’s enrollment in school and evidence of immunisation to help promote family stability
16. Recruitment and training of at least 100,000 officers into the Nigerian police force and establish a Federal anti-terrorism agency.
17. One free meal (to include fruits) daily, for public primary school pupils
18. Building an airport in Ekiti state
19. Eradication of state of origin, replacing that with state of residence to ensure Nigerians are Nigerians first, before anything else.
20. Establishment of Crime Squad to combat terrorism, kidnapping, armed robbery, militants, ethno-religious and communal clashes nationwide
21. Working with the National Assembly towards the immediate enactment of a Whistle Blower Act
22. Economic stability for the ECOWAS nations and maintaining a strong, close and frank relationship with West Africa, South Africa, UK, USA, Canada, and other African countries.
23. Establishing a conflict resolution commission to help prevent, mitigate and resolve civil conflicts within the polity.
24. All political officer holders earn only the salaries and emoluments determined and approved by the Revenue Mobilization and Fiscal Commission RMFAC.
25. Permanent peace in the Niger Delta and other conflict prone areas such as Plateau, Taraba, Bauchi, Borno and Abia.
26. As against fears in some quarters, Buhari while speaking with catholic bishops in Abuja back in February, promised not to Islamise Nigeria.
27. Nationwide sanitation plans to keep Nigeria clean
28. Preserving the independence of the Central Bank
29. Simplifying immigration process to foster faster visa processing at points of entry.
30. Special incentives to facilitate the education of the girl child
31. Full implementation of the National Identification Scheme to generate the relevant data.
32. Making Information Technology, Manufacturing, Agriculture and Entertainment key drivers of our economy
33. Balancing the economy across regions by the creation of 6 new Regional Economic Development Agencies (REDAs) to act as champions of sub-regional competitiveness
34. Putting in place a N300bn regional growth fund (average of N50bn in each geo-political region) to be managed by the REDAs.
35. Amending the Constitution and the Land Use Act to create freehold/
leasehold interests in land along with matching grants for states to create a nationwide electronic land title register on a state by state basis
36. Reviving and reactivating our minimally performing Refineries to optimum capacity
37. Creating additional middle-class of at least 2 million new home owners in our first year in government and 1 million annually thereafter.
38. [In another policy document] Creating an additional middle class of at least 4 million new home owners by 2019 by enacting national mortgage single digit interest rates for purchase of owner occupier houses as well as reviewing the collateral qualification to make funding for home ownership easier, with 15 to 30 year mortgage terms.
39. Enacting a national mortgage system that will lend at single digit interest rates for purchase of owner occupier houses.
40. Injecting extra N30bn to the Agricultural sector to create more agro-allied jobs by way of loans at nominal interest rates for capital investment on medium and commercial scale cash crops.
41. You farm, government buys, guaranteeing a minimum price for selected crops and facilitate storage of agricultural products as and when necessary.
42. Creating a national infrastructural development bank to provide loans at nominal interest rates exclusively for this sector.
43. Construction of 3,000km of Superhighway including service trunks
44. Building of up to 4,800km of modern railway lines – one third to be completed by 2019
45. At least one functioning airport is available in each of the 36 states.
46. Ending gas flaring and ensuring sales of at least half of gas produce, within Nigeria
47. Speedily passing the much-delayed Petroleum Industry Bill (PIB) and ensuring that local content issues are fully addressed.
48. Establishing at least six new universities of science and technology with satellite campuses in various states.
49. Establishing six centres of excellence to address the needs of special education.
50. Prioritizing the reduction of the infant mortality rate by 2019 to 3%
51. Reducing maternal mortality by more than 70%
52. Reducing HIV/AIDs infection rate by 50% and other infectious diseases by 75%
53. Improving life expectancy by additional 10 years on average.
54. Increasing the number of physicians from 19 per 1000 population to 50 per 1000
55. Increasing national health expenditure per person per annum to about N50,000 (from less than N10,000 currently)
56. Increasing the quality of all federal government-owned hospitals to world class standard within five years
57. Ensuring timely payment of retirement benefits for all pensioned senior citizens and creating a poverty safety net for all aged citizens above the age of 65.
58. Amending the Constitution to require Local Governments to publish their meeting minutes, service performance data, and items of spending over N10M.
59. Requiring full disclosure in media outlets, of all government contracts over N100m prior to award and during implementation at regular interval
60. Amending the Constitution to remove immunity from prosecution for elected officers in criminal case
61. Initiating action to amend the Nigerian Constitution with a view to devolving powers, duties, and responsibilities to states in order to entrench true Federalism and the Federal spirit
62. Reforming and Strengthening the Justice System for efficient administration and dispensation of justice with the creation of special courts for accelerated hearing of corruption, drug trafficking, terrorism and similar cases of national importance
63. Establishing world-class sports academy and training institutes and ensure that Nigeria occupies a place of pride in global sports and athletics
64. Reviving the Nigerian football league and putting incentives in place to make it as competitive as other national leagues.

there is more , please hold on.

on a serious note, if you and Buhari are watching a very scary horror movies alone at 12 midnight and NEPA take light. with the way he looks in the picture above, what will be your first action?

degamemaster:
Thanks for reminding us of all the lies the criminal and his co-conspirators made in form of promises to deceive their zombies. Buhari has always been a failure.

They thought we have shallow memory and wont remember these promises. If you remind them of the promises they will still blame GEJ. They never own up to their failure.

PMB is a shadow of his old self. I know he has always been a slim man but what I see here is skeleton. They have allowed him stay a little more to gain more weight but the protests stampeded him back home. I think his health should be more important to him than power. God help him.

solaugo1:
Wike, Okorocha, Other State Governors Welcoming President Buhari (See Photos); Fayose Absent

https://i2.wp.com/news.assure.ng/wp-content/uploads/2017/08/Wike-Okorocha-Other-State-Governors-Welcoming-President-Buhari-See-Photos.jpg?resize=1024%2C682

https://i2.wp.com/news.assure.ng/wp-content/uploads/2017/08/Wike-Okorocha-Other-State-Governors-Welcoming-President-Buhari-See-Photos1.jpg?resize=1024%2C682

https://i1.wp.com/news.assure.ng/wp-content/uploads/2017/08/Wike-Okorocha-Other-State-Governors-Welcoming-President-Buhari-See-Photos2.jpg?resize=1024%2C682

https://i2.wp.com/news.assure.ng/wp-content/uploads/2017/08/Wike-Okorocha-Other-State-Governors-Welcoming-President-Buhari-See-Photos3.jpg?resize=1024%2C682

http://news.assure.ng/wike-okorocha-state-governors-welcoming-president-buhari-see-photos-babaoyoyo/

I dey fear to drive Toyota now o. These robbers no dey take eye see Toyota again o. Make man no go die because of Toyota.

stephenduru:
Telegraphic Address:POLICE PUBLIC RELATIONS DEPT.
PRESSPOL PORT HARCOURT, THE NIGERIA POLICE,Telephone:084-235380,STATE HEADQUARTERS,

EMail:riverspoliceatyahoo.com,MOSCOW ROAD,
In reply please quote: PORT HARCOURT.

Ref: AZ:5250/RVS/PRD/VOL.10/145

DATE: 19TH AUGUST, 2017

POLICE PRESS RELEASE
ARREST OF A RITUALIST AND RECOVERY OF BODY/HUMAN PARTS

  Today 19/8/2017 at about 0130hrs Men of the Okporo Police  Station arrested one Ifeanyi Chukwu Maxwell Dike,male,23yrs of  Messiah Street  Eliozu Port Harcourt, who yesterday abducted  one Chikamso Victory,female,8yrs of the same address. The little girl  was abducted, defiled and killed, while her vagina, eyes, tongue  and breast were removed and put in a polythene bag. The suspect  was going to dispose of the body, when he was arrested by the  local Vigilante that suspected his movement. On being  questioned  the suspect dropped the bag and took to flight. Consequently he  was given a hot  chase and arrested. On further interrogation by  the Police, he confessed and took the Police to where the vital  organs were concealed. The body and the organs have been  recovered, paraded and deposited in the mortuary. While the  suspect is  helping us in Investigation.
 
2. In another development, on 18/8/17, Men of the Azikiwe Police  Station on  Stop and Search at the Eagle Island sandfill,  intercepted a Toyota Avalon salon car with Reg. No. WER 767 CN  with three occupants. Namely;

  (1) Ignatius Opara m 26yrs
(2) Aniebiet Daniel m 19yrs
(3) Lawson Basoene m 18yrs
On close observation, the Police Team noticed a difference  between the plate number and the number on the screen, which  triggered their suspicion. And on searching the car, one locally  made Pistol with two 7.62mm live Ammunition were recovered  hidden under the driver’s seat. Further interrogation revealed  that the suspects had stolen the car from where it was packed at  Amadi Ama. They are still making useful statements that will lead  to the recovery of other cars allegedly robbed by them. While  efforts are on to burst their criminal gang.

DSP OMONI NNAMDI
POLICE PUBLIC RELATIONS OFFICER,
FOR: COMMISSIONER OF POLICE
RIVERS STATE COMMAND
PORT HARCOURT


Source: http://www.trezzyhelm.com/2017/08/rivers-police-arrest-ritualistrecover.html?m=1

AutoReportNG:
It is no news that Nigerians are anxiously waiting for the arrival of the number one man in the country, Pres. Buhari having spent 105 days in the UK for his medical vacation. we bring to you some array of cars displayed at the airport... Who says Nigeria is in recession, please think again...

Source:
http://www.autoreportng.com/2017/08/a-look-at-display-of-cars-waiting-for.html

With these cars, change trully begins with me.

sarrki:
Waiting for the opening of the Aircraft

Sai baba

You have access to this news early. From where you stood to take this picture you appear to be a part of the media team. Who you dey work for? Na APC or na presidency?

sarrki:
Airforce one

This plane looks like the one that can carry up to a hundred people. Its better for air transport companies. Nigeria is too wasteful. A smaller plane would have been better for this trip. Please note I am not blaiming Buhari for this.

Apus:
https://www.google.com.ng/amp/www.premiumtimesng.com/news/top-news/240573-nigeria-considering-establishing-national-guard-minister.html/amp

National guard again? Why not strenghthen existing agencies especially NSCDC. That will be misplaced in a reccession.

This baba shoe sef. Those days we dey call them bogida. Meanwhile, on paper, Adeboye senior PMB but looking at them e be like say PMB lie for him age o. Thats a type of corruption o.

todaynewsreview:
Pastor Enoch A Adeboye on a courtesy visit to President Mohammed Buhari today 18th August, 2017 at the Abuja House, London, United Kingdom.

He will be ministering tonight at a special program of the Redeemed Christian Church of God, U.K.

More here: http://naijanewsheadlines..com.ng/2017/08/pastor-adeboye-visits-president-buhari.html

Cc: lalasticlala

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Witchcraft things. No man prays to come accross her type.

PapiNigga:
This Nigerian Lady identified as Sophia Gold is currently going viral due to her callous tweet.

Sophia who feels cheaters aren't meant to go scotfree has berated all females to try and put their period bloods in his stew.
This of course made most of her male friends angry , and she was forced to delete the post... Not until we got a screenshot of course.

See below...

http://www.lubeynaija.com/2017/08/if-your-boyfriend-cheats-on-you-put.html?m=1

Thank God baba is doing good but will he get younger? I think baba is getting too old for that office. Like most Nigerians, he may not have told us the truth about his age. Nigeria problem too much for old man to carry.

erylett2:
ABUJA-Speaker of the House of Representatives, Hon Yakubu Dogara, has said that President Muhammadu Buhari’s health has improved tremendously.

The Speaker and the President of Senate Dr. Bukola Saraki visited the President at Abuja House in London on Thursday.

President Muhammadu Buhari receives Senate President Bukola Saraki and Speaker of House of Representatives Hon. Yakubu Dogara at the Abuja House London on 17th Aug 2017
It will be recalled that President Buhari had been in London where he has been receiving medical attention for over 100 days.

He left the shores of Nigeria on May 7. This was after his first medical trip to the same city this year which lasted about for 51 days; from January 19 to March 10.

Buhari’s absence at his duty post at Aso Presidential Villa, Abuja had sparked off a series of protests with the latest being championed by a popularly Nigerian musicians, Charles Oputa known as Charley Boy.

Tweeting via his verified official Twitter handle @Yakubdogara, the Speaker said he was glad to see that the President’s health status had greatly improved.

He also urged Nigerians to continue to pray and offer thanks for answered prayers and for the safe return of the President.

“Today we visited His Excellency, President Muhammadu Buhari. I am glad that he is doing well.”

“His health has improved tremendously. I urge all Nigerians to continue to pray and offer thanks to God for answered prayers and for the safe return of Mr. President”, Dogara tweeted.

Source: https://www.socializee.net/buharis-health-has-improved-tremendously-says-dogara/

TheKingdom:
I thought they said he was smuggled in at night?

It's time to put Saraki and Dogara on trial for this madness

They probably formed themselves into a 2 man medical panel to see baba.

Caustics:
Rat meat is good for women with fertility issues and also as a charm to attract husband.

Without operating the rats to remove the internal organs? I wont eat this for a billion naira. They even look like house rats. This is simply appauling.

dainformant:
Source; https://www.nationalhelm.co/2017/08/nnamdi-kanu-inspects-biafra-secret-service-bss.html




https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wesQL7ySRzM

This guy like power sha. Wey their gun? Abi na invicible gun them dey carry?

tayorh:
https://www.google.com.ng/amp/s/www.bloomberg.com/amp/news/articles/2017-08-17/africa-s-richest-man-will-fire-arsenal-manager-if-he-buys-club

A man worth $11b building refinery worth $11? I think something is wrong with the quoted price for building the refinery.

Good talk. I think nairaland forum has become a place to recieve unwarranted insults. You make a little comment, they call you a fool and all sort of insults are rained on you. A boy who was not born when you graduated will ask you whether you went to school. I dont know how we got here. Maybe its part of our mentality to insult people because we are blacks. The first words you hear from a child learning how to talk in Nigeria is, you dey mad, I go kill you o, your papa, see your big head, one boy near me started with, I go burst your head o. When they grow to enter university, they continue. You will find out that a young white child will grow up learning to say something respectful. I believe if Seun can reject all forms of hate comments and ban them for at least 3 months, people will become more responsible. Though they may try to log in through another name, ban them again if they do same. Right now, nairaland forum is like a forum for students and adolescents. Most times I refrain from making comments to avoid being insulted. Seun please do something even if you have to reformat your system to automatically remove some foul words like idiot, fool, nitwit and words in nigerian languages which can only be understood by few.

OMOTOWO:
Stupid guy..he wouldn't have considered to return if his club have not sack him..He wanted to start his life afresh may be he could be considered by a club..AND TO SEUN ..why have you guys find it pleasurable in allowing hate speeches in this forumWhy will you allow comments that allow one tribe to go against another tribe anytime a post relating to achievement or crime is put on frontpage?For what reason do you allow that ??imagine you see some stupid people from one region going against one another ?why do u promote Nigeria disunity instead of unity?Why can't you ban such people or do you make your money through all these hate speeches against one another ?It is a shame if you can't curtail this madness going on here .If you can curb this here ,definitely it will reduce a bit in the real world.I don't know why an Igbo man will be happy calling a Yoruba man all sort of names and vice versa here without you or your MODS frowning at it.This is nonsense that has been going on for long and it seems you are enjoying it because of reasons best known to you.This forum should be a forum that is aim to foster good relationship among all tribes but it is in the opposite .Why can't you adopt a means of registering those who are matured as members ?It is so sad seun..Try and be a good ambassador of Nigeria unity .Don't be enemy of progress ..You can ban me if you like but I repeat seeing those comments is very perturbing .please,let it stop.