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Politics / Re: Chineye Amaechi Is Dead! Victor Oye's Daughter Dies Of Typhoid And Malaria by Tedassie(m): 9:38pm On Jul 14, 2019
According to instablog,her cause of death was reported to be Thyroid storm(google it)
Crime / Re: Fulani Herdsmen Have Taken Over Our Farmlands; They Kill Rape Our People— Delta by Tedassie(m): 12:28am On Jul 14, 2019
Guest007:


you forget all 3/4 times shocked

thirsty, hateful and pained asss grin grin grin
Go on! Flatter yourself,imp...your dilapidated self-esteem sure needs it wink. Pathetic cloutchaser!!! tongue

Oh and don't change the subject,dickface: you're still gonna get what's coming to your stinky ass!
TV/Movies / Re: Bbnaija: Angry Biggie Blasts Housemates For Breaking Rules by Tedassie(m): 8:39am On Jul 13, 2019
IbrahimSkiba:




Lol what
u slayed a nigga with dem soft lips
TV/Movies / Re: Bbnaija: Angry Biggie Blasts Housemates For Breaking Rules by Tedassie(m): 8:45pm On Jul 12, 2019
Health / Re: Tears Gushes Off My Eye For No Reason Please Help by Tedassie(m): 7:13am On Jul 12, 2019
czarina:
I just checked, the closest term for your condition that I could find was Epiphora, you should read more about it.
That's the condition

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Health / Re: Tears Gushes Off My Eye For No Reason Please Help by Tedassie(m): 7:12am On Jul 12, 2019
czarina:
This is strange. I only know my eyes used to shed tears a lot once it sees another person's tears.

Emphasis on "my eyes", not me (no emotions are involved) I've never cared to google why it happens but it happens nonetheless though not as frequent as before (I don't see crying people anymore! Yaaay! grin)

Yours seems a lot more chronic. Have you tried googling it?
Health / Re: Help, My Scabies Have Refused To Go Away. by Tedassie(m): 6:41am On Jul 12, 2019
tabithababy:
. Go get izal
I what? you're joking
Health / Re: Help, My Scabies Have Refused To Go Away. by Tedassie(m): 6:41am On Jul 12, 2019
laurentium:
i think you need to wash all your clothes and bed sheet with hot water and iron them before using it, so that the mite. can die . because if you use the lotion and ut kills them and you use the same clothing you wrre using they will only find their way back to your body, my doctor said they have eggs, the mite can't stay away from the human body for more than 3days. so know how you stay away from clothes. i am still battling mine but i am getting results. .i started treating scabies for a week now. i sleep qith wrapper and wash them every 3days. and please reduce the way you use benzyl cus it can pass through your skin pores to your body. ...God help us...also treat your roommate or bedmate.
and i also heard the mite may be dead but the itching would not stop until 2/3 weeks because the skin is reacting to the dead mite in your skin, so after benzyl and mectizin take drugs meant to stop itching like LORATYN 10 my doctor prescribed. this f##ckin scabies steals your sleep. as you can see the Time m posting. just making use of it to surf the net and study. PARDON MISSPELLING, MY EYES IS SLEEPY, BUT THE BODY IS NOT. ....
Or Piriton
Crime / Re: Fulani Herdsmen Have Taken Over Our Farmlands; They Kill Rape Our People— Delta by Tedassie(m): 7:24am On Jul 11, 2019
Guest007:


I still won't reply your pm... you waste man grin grin grin
Lol...i had long forgotten about it,who ur reply go EPP sef? Mumu Ass wipe grin


PS:
Being sodomized by uncircumcised,Gonorrhoea-infested Fulani dicks will be your lot for getting my topic removed! That's how your hard work n all will also go down the drain.
Stupid cunt!!
Crime / Re: Fulani Herdsmen Have Taken Over Our Farmlands; They Kill Rape Our People— Delta by Tedassie(m): 6:56am On Jul 11, 2019
This herpes-infested,cock-sucking olosho wee come and defend these ones as peace loving _____










Guest007
Romance / Re: Lady Shares Her Ordeal On How She Left A "Real Man For A Bleep Boy" by Tedassie(m): 9:15am On Jul 09, 2019
Jgoldie:
Thank God I left my ex but I miss head...this one wan swallow the whole meat...I carry my slippers run


Please and please nairaland guys stop sending me dm....someone can't say her mind in peace....I tire oo
An ant-infested wood, attracts lizards
Crime / Re: Woman Kicked Out Of Plane After Passengers Complained Of Her "indecent" Dressing by Tedassie(m): 4:17am On Jul 09, 2019
yarimagombe:




You said no true Christian dress like that, you're a lier, majority of Nigeria Christian are dress like that. they dress unclothedness to go School, Market, Club and even Church. and you said Muslim are love adultery this is a big lied, No reasonably Muslim that love adultery, in fact Islam forbidden a man to touch even hand of a lady that are not his sister, but in Christianity every man have a right to touch a any kind of lady, we have a many cases of Pastors rape their female members of his church in the name of prayer,

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QsZZZdmemgE
Crime / Re: Woman Kicked Out Of Plane After Passengers Complained Of Her "indecent" Dressing by Tedassie(m): 4:13am On Jul 09, 2019
delishpot:


No true Christian dresses like that. I know of Muslim men involved in adultery. I wonder why Muslims always love adultery. Eg all those Alhajis and rich Muslim men from Asia. They organise orgies, drink and Bleep prostitutes they import from around the world. Even the poor ones in Naija rape boys. Why do Muslims love sexual perversion?

Now you see how no religion is perfect unless those practicing it decide to live right?
Their book permits adultery n muta
Health / Re: Ayomikun Juliana: Corper Dies After Applying Sniper to Her Hair To kill Lice by Tedassie(m): 2:49am On Jul 09, 2019
ichidodo:
Yeah..That is what I was pointing to...the inhalation of a toxic compound that was applied so close to her nose. Staying in a room with sniper can give you respiratory complications...Now imagine that shyte in your hair choking the shyte out of you IN YOUR SLEEP....
And couple with the fact that when one is asleep,oxygen levels in the body are lower than when one is awake. Anoxia would have likely set in.
Politics / Re: Ihedioha’s 30 Days As Imo Governor: 16 Achievements So Far. by Tedassie(m): 2:09am On Jul 09, 2019
Juliet11111:

Have mercy please. Not on this thread. And please tell your other bet scam partners to sheath their dicks swords. Thanks
Health / Re: Ayomikun Juliana: Corper Dies After Applying Sniper to Her Hair To kill Lice by Tedassie(m): 2:02am On Jul 09, 2019
obailala:
How exactly does insecticide placed on the head kill a person? This story sounds wieird.

Meanwhile there're just too many dolts on the first page of this thread.
Possibly asphyxiation from the choking smell of the Sniper(due to close proximity of her nose to her head). Secondly,Sniper is extremely toxic to the body,so any form of prolonged exposure to the pores of the skin can spell doom.
Normally at night,the oxygen level in the body is usually reduced compared to when one is actively awake during the day. Also part of the lungs called alveoli slows down or even stop working when we are asleep! Hence,intake of oxygen to the brain becomes minimal,at that time any substance inhaled(sniper in this case) which interferes with oxygen levels in the blood and brain at that point poses a grave danger to the individual concerned.
Religion / Re: Video: Special Message To Our Muslim Brothers& Sisters Of Black Origin Worldwide by Tedassie(m): 11:43am On Jul 05, 2019
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Celebrities / Re: Pregnant Jaruma & Husband Return To N6 Million A Night Atlantis Underwater Suite by Tedassie(m): 7:56pm On Jul 02, 2019
Olalan:
Hmmm sex therapy obviously can't fund this
But sex sells na
Nairaland / General / Re: Fulani Herdsmen Seen Marching Their Herds At The Bar Beach In Lagos by Tedassie(m): 7:41pm On Jul 02, 2019
You guys ain't seen shit yet...it's things like this you all should protest but no...you guys always choose to pick on the church
Crime / Re: Nigerian Men Share Their Rape Experiences As Boys by Tedassie(m): 4:07pm On Jul 01, 2019
Toscarel:


and help yours too hypocrite
Crime / Re: Nigerian Men Share Their Rape Experiences As Boys by Tedassie(m): 3:49pm On Jul 01, 2019
shogsman:
I was molested as a kid but I wouldn't call it rape,older female tenants experimented with me,I told my brother and he said I shouldn't tell my mum cause she was a hot head and we had just moved into the apartment.I didn't suffer any major trauma as an adult though,but I know of a guy that had to go through months of counselling just to get over his rape ordeal.
It's still rape.
Politics / Re: Jonathan Asake: Fulani Converted Ruga Settlements In My Community Into Emirate by Tedassie(m): 3:39pm On Jul 01, 2019
Blackfire:



You have been marked.... Keep talking
angry

Marksman,wehdone o
Crime / Re: Nigerian Men Share Their Rape Experiences As Boys by Tedassie(m): 3:30pm On Jul 01, 2019
Akalia:
I have the feeling that majority of the stories if not all are made up. IMO, Boy child rape cases are very rare and negligible.
Just pray none of your sons experience it.

Very rare you say? It's underreported not rare

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Politics / Re: Jonathan Asake: Fulani Converted Ruga Settlements In My Community Into Emirate by Tedassie(m): 3:23pm On Jul 01, 2019
Blackfire:







Shut up ..



Akpabio and other useful idiots are there.... We are coming, during the second batch.... You will be alright las las grin grin grin
Bleep off my nigga

If we as much as see any uncircumcised Fulani doing some shit here...you gone be hearing about 'Fulani barbeque' on ya network news angry

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Crime / Re: Nigerian Men Share Their Rape Experiences As Boys by Tedassie(m): 3:18pm On Jul 01, 2019
Toscarel:
I was molested as a kid, and I loved it , I wish I can find those aunties now.
God help your soul
Crime / Re: Nigerian Men Share Their Rape Experiences As Boys by Tedassie(m): 3:14pm On Jul 01, 2019
Miracle911:
I got Raped by two girls when I was in my SS3...
This how it happened, ..
So I went to a female friend house to eat, getting there she's already cooking rice. I was so damn happy that at least ah go chop belle full b4 I leave.
So, this aunty(my friend) asked if I like curry that she wants to put fresh curry leaf to the food, I said Yes so, she left to buy the curry leaf...
Coming back she was with her friend o..... Unknown to me these girl has planned me, they added enough weed to the rice, I didn't know cause I never saw or knew what weed was like that time tho I used to hear about it.
So I ate just 5 or spoons of this rice and lol My brain got burnt immediately...
I was phuck buy those girls till my d*ck skin got peeled off
I will never forget that day sha...
I wished it happened now, wished I could turn back the hands time and go back to that day...thier pussycat for swell up las las
shocked
Politics / Re: Jonathan Asake: Fulani Converted Ruga Settlements In My Community Into Emirate by Tedassie(m): 3:07pm On Jul 01, 2019
Blackfire:






Nigeria is hell.... So thank you we are coming down south.....RUGA baby
You guys can't enter my Akwa Ibom sha...are y'all madt?
Crime / Re: Nigerian Men Share Their Rape Experiences As Boys by Tedassie(m): 2:03pm On Jul 01, 2019
mekuso89:
My auntie did it to me but i will not call it rape cus my thing was up and strong even when she finished i was still up and strong so thinking about it now i cant call it rape and at the same time i dnt knw the english way to describe the whole matter
It is still RAPE. Statutory rape(if you were underage). Biologically,a male's organ will often always respond to stimulus of a sexual kind(so regardless of the circumstance that led to the stimulation,provided it took place without your express understanding and CONSENT). Rape isn't just physical violation but mental and psychological. Take note.

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Politics / Re: Jonathan Asake: Fulani Converted Ruga Settlements In My Community Into Emirate by Tedassie(m): 12:07pm On Jul 01, 2019
Blackfire:
Shut up....


We will expand..
Yeah,true. Expand to the grazing fields of Hell!

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Politics / Re: Jonathan Asake: Fulani Converted Ruga Settlements In My Community Into Emirate by Tedassie(m): 12:06pm On Jul 01, 2019
ivandragon:
I told a friend of mine who always supports everything PMB does & is also an advocate for giving lands to herdsmen that I read that his state governor had agreed to site a Ruga settlement in his town.

My friend immediately flew into a tantrum & started cursing his governor. It was when he started making calls that I told him I was kidding.


When he calmed down, I now asked him why he won't want the Ruga settlements he supports to be sited in his town. He said the herdsmen have wahala & cited the environmental hazards & other challenges...

But this same guy would go online & vehemently defend this same policy that he doesn't want in his home town...


Is that not hypocrisy?


Is he a Mus_? If he is,then I'm not surprised

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