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Education / Re: Young Boy With An Insane Math Skills Shocks Everyone (Video) by Tedassie(m): 3:41am On May 01
Winterhaven:
Impressive. He might be a child prodigy.

or savant
Nairaland / General / Re: 22-Year-Old Corps Member Wins ₦1,000,000 In The Wema Bank 5 For 5 Promo Season 3 by Tedassie(m): 7:18pm On Nov 25, 2023
Big congratulations to her. The last 33k she will receive, will just be like bonus. Hopefully she spends it wisely o, and make black tax no finish am too.

Also, this is the period she be wary of "friends". Iykyk
Health / Re: Milk: I've Been Farting Uncontrollably After Taking This... by Tedassie(m): 11:59am On Sep 24, 2023
fennels007:
Always warm your milk before consumption.

Lol. It doesn't do nada if you're lactose intolerant
Health / Re: Milk: I've Been Farting Uncontrollably After Taking This... by Tedassie(m): 11:58am On Sep 24, 2023
Lactose intolerance na your mate?
Sports / Re: Falcons Player, Ashleigh Plumptre Joins Al-Ittihad In Saudi Arabia. by Tedassie(m): 7:29am On Sep 13, 2023
Arab money na your mate

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Crime / Re: Bodies Of Kidnapped Rachael Kanini "Kaniss" & Boyfriend, Omodollar Found by Tedassie(m): 10:12pm On Jun 30, 2023
Horrible
Crime / Re: Anambra Man Forced To Kiss, Eat Dead Sheep After Raping The Mother by Tedassie(m): 9:43pm On Jul 23, 2022
O tun ti zeh o
Career / Re: NGO Flags Off Empowerment Scheme For Sickle Cell Warriors by Tedassie(m): 2:31pm On Apr 19, 2022
ModelLook:
NGO abeg get them Plant Regenerative Medicine jor. It will definitely make their lives much better and reduce the frequent hospital Vacations and daily intake of drugs for some.

NGOs should ask questions before doing things. Human Regenerative Medicine is bloody Expensive.

When I was an Healthcare Consultant, I was able to use Plant Regenerative Medicine to treat several Sickle Cell Patients. They have all gone to live healthy lives while to my shock, some even got their Genotype converted.

It is real but people won't believe.

What I guarantee Sickle Cell Patients if they use Plant Regenerative Medicine is
1) 100% Improvement in General Health
2) No More Crises or Pains.
3) They Would Start Getting Fat
4) Some will get their Genotype Converted. Atleast I know of about 7 Patients who got converted.

It is Real

If you know you know.
Do you have NAFDAC certification?
Health / Re: How To Use Unripe Plantain To Cure Stomach Ulcer by Tedassie(m): 1:17pm On Mar 08, 2022
tenderson:
This cure technic is amazing . I have heard this for years, I tried it once but don't know if it cured me because I was having some other health troubles.
Now I have been down with ulcer, I was just discharged from the hospital yet I am still feeling the symptoms. Please can someone help by posting the symptoms of ulcer to enable most of us determine if we are facing ulcer or something else.
My symptoms are sever weakness, leg cramps( numbness of the legs and shoulders)
Burning sensation, bloating sometimes. Constant bowel movement and feelings of pains of the abdominal,
Pile that protrude the rectum. Soft stool especially every morning and discomfort always. Sudden wake from sleep, sensation of body vibration that is internal.
Please are these associated with ulcer patients?
I have treated this will omeprazole, augumenting, antacids, etc yet am still weak always.
Have you at least done a lab test to ascertain the cause of these discomfort? Go to a reputable Mcb lab, let them conduct Stool m,c/s(microscopy, culture & sensitivity) test to know if it's ulcer(caused by bacteria)...
Religion / Re: David Ibiyeomie: Two Plots Of Land Not Enough For Me, My Cars, Entourage by Tedassie(m): 7:16pm On Jan 20, 2022
Once upon a time (as a serving-corp member in a village) i used to attend one of his Satellite churches (as the only available Pentecostal church they spoke English as against the orthodox/puritanical ones prevalent there where services was often conducted in the local dialect). Initially i was attracted to his charismatic, bold and fearless manner (i didn't necessarily agree with all his personal opinions and or 'stage antics' though but nevertheless i enjoyed his services) not until i returned to my home base, to continue with my own Pastor's ministration once again and there i began to contrast their depth of thoughts on some issues, weighing their understanding of scripture and exposition and also their social decorum...then i concluded in my mind naah, Pastor Ibiyeomie has alot of work to do on himself (no offence meant).
His folly in the wake of the Coronavirus was brought to the fore; where he made disparaging statements about the pandemic; which was quite shocking and embarrassing for a respected Man of God of that calibre. Ever since then, i just switched off mentally from everything he had to say henceforth...He may be anointed and truly called of God, however his understanding of the Gospel is faulty and it's not producing the right crop of Christians (same issue i have with his Mentor). Their approach to the Gospel is oft like a transactional relationship; a buyer-seller kind of gospel! And if he wasn't so boastful, i probably would excuse him.

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Crime / Re: Man Disgraced After Refusing To Pay A Prostitute He Slept With. Pics And Video by Tedassie(m): 3:21pm On Jan 20, 2022
seunsiju:
he is a skit maker based in Ado Ekiti, thats his recent skit, it was shot at ijigbo roundabout Close to Fayose market market , Ado Ekiti, the guy is good at pranking....Its not real
The only comment I'm accepting
Celebrities / Re: 5 Successful Social Media Comedians Who Are Muslims (photos) by Tedassie(m): 4:27pm On Aug 16, 2021
Ko ye mi

Anyways, Happy Birthday to me ��������
Celebrities / Re: Beverly Osu Shares Hot Bikini Photos by Tedassie(m): 12:24pm On Aug 12, 2021
Abeg, whatever makes her wet idgaf
Romance / Re: Nairaland Men Are So Fragile by Tedassie(m): 12:01am On Aug 12, 2021
Doja2000:
u dey look for trouble ooo
She'll be fine wink

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Romance / Re: Nairaland Men Are So Fragile by Tedassie(m): 5:52pm On Aug 11, 2021
Candidlady:



Yes



No
Confusedlady undecided

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Crime / Re: Suspected Fulani Herdsmen Kill Woman 8 Months After Her Wedding In Kaduna (Pixs) by Tedassie(m): 3:49pm On Aug 09, 2021
kestolove95:
Na return match...
A Jihadi has spoken!
NYSC / Re: Female Kebbi Corper Covers Her Face During Orientation (Photo) by Tedassie(m): 1:51pm On Aug 09, 2021
MURIC would be so proud
Romance / Re: Is It Safe For A Man To Lick The Down During S*x? by Tedassie(m): 5:56pm On Aug 01, 2021
NairalandProf:

Seriously?
kiss
Religion / Re: The Lords Chosen: Deaf And Dumb Couple For 35yrs And 40yrs Healed Simultaneously by Tedassie(m): 5:50pm On Aug 01, 2021
Moorish:

That is a very bold claim to make, that Allah is satan

I will watch the video once I get home.

But if Allah is the devil, why does he implore adherents to do good? Shouldn’t the devil be encouraging fornication ?
It is not an idle claim, sir or ma.
Jesus made a very bold and clear declaration about Himself with respect to Salvation.
In John 14:6 Jesus answered " i am the Way, the truth and the life, no one comes to the Father but through me" meaning that, any other person outside him, claiming to be "The Way" or pretending to show "The Way" is a LIAR. Also, Jesus said Satan is the Father of LIE meaning Satan is a deceiver and one of the ways he deceives is by MAKING MAN TO BELIEVE THAT CHRIST ISN'T THE WAY OR THE ONLY WAY
through propagation of various belief systems(Religions) that attempt to mimick what Christ did (I.e Salvation of man from sin and destruction).

And because the Devil is a "Master of Disguise" he deceives without one ever knowing because he will usually present darkness in an appealing or acceptable way. I was going to say some things about Islam that proves it is an SocioPolitical ideology disguised as a Religion or Faith system but so that I don't get banned, I'll leave it at that.
Religion / Re: The Lords Chosen: Deaf And Dumb Couple For 35yrs And 40yrs Healed Simultaneously by Tedassie(m): 5:32pm On Aug 01, 2021
Nemanda:
my point exactly...we were not told how long it took them to learn and speak befor they testified...could that have been miracle too?
With God, nothing is impossible!
Mark 7:33-36, “Jesus took him aside in private, away from the crowd, and put his fingers into his ears, and he spat and touched his tongue. Then he looked up to heaven, he sighed and said to him, ‘Ephphatha,’ that is, ‘be opened.’ And immediately the man’s ears were opened, his tongue was released, and he spoke plainly.
Religion / Re: The Lords Chosen: Deaf And Dumb Couple For 35yrs And 40yrs Healed Simultaneously by Tedassie(m): 5:14pm On Aug 01, 2021
Moorish:
I’m a sceptic of religious belief, although I know these do miracles occur.

I am sceptic due to the multiplicity of gods that I have experienced personally

Both Allah and the Christian God claim to be the supreme beings, and I have practiced both and they are real conscious beings!

So Who is telling the truth ? undecided

Confusing world we live in



Two things can be true at the same time:
God is Light
Satan is Darkness

But on the other hand, two opposing "truths"(especially that which corporeal parameters alone is too finite/limited to determine their veracity) cannot coexist in the same continuum (e.g You cannot say Light & Darkness "depend on each other" )

Allah is Satan
YHWH is God

How?

Watch this video


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=I572x2UKOqI
Politics / Re: Shagari Lighted A Cigarette, Smoked While The PM Was Addressing An Audience by Tedassie(m): 9:38am On Jul 09, 2021
Carlyscales:

Nope

Alcohol instead!
Story! Story
Politics / Re: Shagari Lighted A Cigarette, Smoked While The PM Was Addressing An Audience by Tedassie(m): 9:23am On Jul 09, 2021
Mikecold:
Is cigarettes not supposed to be Haram to Muslims?


Is it not morally unrighteous as an habit?

Is it not an intoxicant/stimulant that changes ones behavioral pattern?

Is it not primarily a western culture?

Does it not harm the health of a smoker?


So why do Muslims feel cool with cigarettes but condenm alcohol
Lol. You dey mind those ones. Go to the North they consume narcotics (hard drugs) like it's water! Alcohol? They hide it in their kettle after their Jumat they drink it �
Politics / Re: Fela Durotoye Gets Range Rover From Mentees For 50th Birthday (Pix, Video) by Tedassie(m): 8:00pm On May 12, 2021
Womanizer:


Since when did Motivational speaking even become a profession?
Public Speaking is a Million dollar industry...stay there na. Anything that involves sharing ideas, life experiences, talking to an audience and being paid for it, mehn..is worth being called a "profession".
In fact, nowadays sef refering to them simply as "Motivational speaker" can be somewhat derogatory. Some prefer to be called "Life Coach" "Business/Leadership Strategist" "Mentor" and all that.

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Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Uduak-Frank Akpan's Compound Where Iniobong Umoren Was Murdered, Buried (photos) by Tedassie(m): 9:15pm On May 07, 2021
pocohantas:
More than sef. I wonder how that guy has killed that much people and the locals claim not to be aware.

Maybe he knocks them off right in his car and transfers them to the trunk before driving into that compound.

Else I can’t think of anyway he kept on driving in with living things and coming out alone for years and the locals didn’t suspect a thing. In fact, it is even impossible that none of the locals entered that compound, either to use it for farming or to take remnants of building materials. This is an organized crime, he has Ogas-at-the-top.





A boy born in year 2000.

So as at when he was 17, he actually told a lady he can get her a job in Exxon Mobil and she believed him. His juju must be strong.



Watch this video HERE and tell me if this guy hasn’t killed 10% of females in Uyo. Even Primary school kids!!!!
He and his family according to his confessions supply body parts to politicians. Now,if they should squeal there'd be serious trouble for these politicians.

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Religion / Re: Pastor Adeboye Preaches At ‘Holy Communion Service’ After Son, Dare's Death by Tedassie(m): 10:59am On May 07, 2021
Shuzzi:
Wait Redeemed church de take communion? sad
Una too copy undecided
Who is copying who now? Something that's a Commandment by Jesus in the Bible (Luke 22:19, Mark 14:22-24, 1 Corinthians 11:25)
Politics / Re: John Udoedehe: Buhari Is In Control Of Security In Nigeria by Tedassie(m): 9:46am On Feb 18, 2021
Stooges will always say and do what their pay master wants from them
Education / Re: Kagara Students' Abduction: FG Delegation, IGP Adamu, Others In Niger State by Tedassie(m): 5:51pm On Feb 17, 2021
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Politics / Re: EndSARS: Comedian, Mr Macaroni, Other Protesters Stripped, Tied (Pictures) by Tedassie(m): 7:25pm On Feb 13, 2021
sirdick17:



me too.......i wonder Why they re still alive
Baffles me why you were not aborted

Cow dung!
Family / Re: Spousal Abuse Against Men Rising In Lagos – UI Criminologist by Tedassie(m): 10:37pm On Feb 10, 2021
Romance / Re: My Girlfriend Just Broke Up With Me Because I Refused Going To Church by Tedassie(m): 3:26pm On Feb 07, 2021
Congratulations undecided

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