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surplusbaba:
I will suggest MTN. I know of people that start with 35k in Ison MTN years back and now earning 500k monthly due to experience. Actually, MTN CC will use o..... but u will definitely get the experience. I can assure u of that. So, if u wanna grow career wise, choose MTN. inbox me if u need further clarification as i have once work with MTN Ison b4 as a call centre agent.

Please how do I contact you Sir? I would like to work as a customer care rep

Starz825:
No be bayelsa person dey bear "document"

And ‘Governnent’

Donkenny511:
Islam is the religion of Peace, anyone who is not peaceful is not a Muslim.

Hadith one stated that: You are not a Muslim until you wish for your neighbor what you wish for yourself

Should we say Christianity is a religion of fraud because some pastors are scamming people?

Or should we say all Man of God didn't hear from God because some of them give false prophesy?

I am a Muslim and I have never hurt anyone before because you didn't share the same religious beliefs with me.

Unknown Gunmen are not Muslim, the killing in the East are not done by Muslim.

Crime is crime no matter who is involved

It’s because you’re a liberal Yoruba moslem

They will later come to say they lifted 200,000 Nigerians out of poverty

CaptainAyub:
Gross stupidity.
Meanwhile electricity is still shit making it cheaper to buy from China than produce locally.
The roads are bad.
Less than 2 percent of Nigerian cities are connected by railway.
Buhari's Fulani brothers won't let farmers farm.
Fix these and the economy will naturally pick up.
Yet these fuuls think sharing 200k will solve Nigeria's problems.

Wow! Thanks naptu2 for bringing back this memories. How I loved and still loved this song. I can do the rap from A to Z

naptu2:
Seyi Sodimu - Love Me Jeje (1997)


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bi33GuzaY6g

This got me lol. He scammed us with those fake rap of his truely

ednut1:
How was eedris then able to scam us with megene megene rap on the late 90s hahahha

And so it is that the illness tarries.

And the doctor concerned.

Sent me to go do a stress ECG.

And see a Cardiologist.

Saying that it would not be expensive.

Around N25,000 in total for the consultation with the Cardiologist and the stress ECG test.

At Luth or a General Hospital.

But he advised that because of COVID 19, the last place he will advise I go, are those hospitals.

And I should instead find a private hospital.

I called a friend who gave me a name of a Cardiologist in Victoria Island.

On Sanusi Fafunwa.

I went.

It was a top notch hospital.

High class.

Mask in effect.

Temperature taken.

Sanitizer used.

Before I spoke to the lady at the reception.

Who gave me the fees.

N150,000 to register.

N50,000 to see the Cardiologist.

N115,000 for the stress ECG.

A total of N315,000 for the same N25,000 at the government hospital.

So I told the lady at the reception who had been joined by a nurse.

That I had to consult my pastor first before I decide to spend that much on the test for an illness that my pastor can easily heal himself through anointed prayers.

The nurse looked at me.

Quizzical.

And asked.

"Who is your pastor?"

I responded.

"Prophet Bishop Pastor Odumeje"

She stared at me for a minute.

Then said.

"That man in Onitsha?"

I responded.

"Yes. The Liquid metal himself. He is the Lion. He is the fire. He is the fight. He is the War! I need to know he is aware of your high fees before I take any action."

She glanced over at the other lady.

I could see they were dazed.

They looked back at me.

I brought out my phone.

And placed a call.

Then I began speaking into the phone.

Then went silent as they looked at me.

After a minute I took the phone away from my ear and whispered to them.

"He is very angry. He is shouting that your prices are ludicrous."

Then I went back on the phone and kept listening as they watched on.

Their facial expression hidden behind their masks.

After a moment.

I looked back at them.

And said.

"He said I should ask you that - Who born you? Who be you? Who you? Who form you? You, you kolo? Who you? Who, where do you come from? Who do you send to? What brings you?"

The nurse looked at me confused.

And asked.

"What?"

I didn't respond as I listened to the phone.

The nurse looked back at the other lady.

They shook their heads.

And returned to looking back at me.

Once again I turned to them and said.

"He said I should remind you that if it is not
because I insisted on seeing a medical doctor he would have healed me himself if I can believe totally in the word the Prophet has spoken, since anyone who believes totally in the word of the Prophet is covered by the Prophet"

They stared at me.

I continued as I listened to the phone and relayed what I was hearing as I was hearing it.

My voice rising in tandem behind the face mask I was wearing.

In a full mimicking of the voice at the other end of the phone.

"He says he is the ladical Prophet, he is the lion himself, the Indaboski bahose, the dabooskabash, the Libadu, Sepre, the Lemande, the Abitoshaker, the War himself, the Fight! The battle! The liquid metal! The end of the sickness. The end of the disease. The virus himself!..."

And both ladies.

Suddenly.

Burst out laughing.

So.much so that they removed their masks.

And the nurse fell down on her knees shaking in laughter.

While the lady behind the desk leaned back on her chair billowing with laughter, tears streaming down her face.

As I joined them laughing and saying.

"He says the Lord has given him the power to dealt with every situation, every sickness and every battles in life."

I was trembling with laughter as I continued speaking.

And both ladies kept guffawing.

"He said if I believe totally in his power and can come to Onitsha then I would know that my sickness is gone, this week which is the first week and the first week which is coming this week, because the Lord has given him the orders and tell him things to do spiritual because he is a spiritual man..."

Lagos

Jude Idada
May 5, 2020

He is a liquid metal

Ernerstdavid55:
who are u who be u wre u from hw do u form.. I am indaboski indanuse

Why are you attacking pastors alone? What has our Professors and Doctors of science been doing?

domDva:
This is the difference between knowledge based economy run in the West and Religion based economy run in Africa.

The funny thing is that even the miracle working pastors are also isolating and hoping for vaccine to be discovered by prayerless Westerners.

Wake up Africa wake up.

Dr Tumi- You are here
Different praise medleys

May God heal your depressed soul.

Hopebringer:
Get away dirty thing

Including your sisters too?

Hopebringer:
Nigerian girls are very easy , I mean very very easy

Just a little hunger and boom! There goes their pride and the hard to get game!!

The cheapest women in the world are Nigerian women

You would be surprised what the scent of fried chicken emanating from your kitchen can make them do.

sylve11:
@ Ada Ameh, take this light since you're looking for light,. May it be light unto your path.....

Can crush...

Amen

Satan66:
In search of a solution Nigeria found a problem.
That problem is buhari

It'll never be well with buhari supporters

To follow my heart and own up to the consequences.

Why na��

GMbuharii:
If I call you Mufutau na

0232293713

EXLOVER:
She look so sick.

Doing giveaway this xmas. I'm giving 5k each to first 10 people to quote this comment.

marvin906:
low budget stefflon don

Congratulations!
Happy married life in advance

Offpoint:
alright, please let me know when you've taken my contact... I want to take it off nairaland.

Thanks.
You can take the number off now

Offpoint:
my whatsapp just stopped working exactly 12 midnight... anyone experiencing that too?

I'm interested in learning Corel draw and Photo shoot and presently at Akure. Kindly drop your contact information ASAP.

helphelp:
When u sef collect another person husband.

You for go ask why the woman no drag the beast with you.

Meanwhile, kindly tell your husband to keep his reply to this simply by typing "ok" or with a yes or no. I can't be reading and having headache.

Or he should just hire an interpreter, he can voice in his local dialect and interpreter will help in typing.

Dude dey farabale shell for AFRICA

You're wicked. kuku kee me cos I'm almost dieing of laughter here

solasolasola:
How do you do?

I'm good and you?

solasolasola:
How do you do?

I'm good and you?

solasolasola:
It has come to my notice that some Nairalanders do not have even a single topic posted on Nairaland. Whoa! That's not good enough. A lot of these people have posted on other people's topics but they don't have a post of theirs. How interesting! You people should, at least, create a topic now! Aba! Na beg a beg. These people include ZarZar, Epositive, K9Uneet, LeView1, Teebarbie, Prela, Steffy2015AdedoyinO...You can add others in this category, Nairalanders. PS: Na joke I dey oooo.

Yes boss

soberdrunk:
So that Daniella 'nyash' don rake in over "#160 million" naira 'allegedly'!!?? Some ladies will start looking at their partners funny after reading this......... Brethren!!!! You will pray like this put your hand on your nyash and say "This my nyash you must attract my divine helper in 2017!!!"""

I couldn't help but lol at this. I actually held my yansh and said the prayer

kenonze:
Oga Suleman,
Why are u shaking.
Shebi u talk say Nigeria will not recover the damages u will cause her if the DSS arrest u for just one night.

I am not a proponet of Nasiri El'Rufai but his statement is debatable while yours is direct and undebatable.

Are you ok?

I just got heartbroken too yesterday. I've been crying since yesterday too but not to the extent of killing myself. I'm talking about a relationship of 3 years. Take heart op.
*When the 'advisee' turns to advisor.

Sunkyphil:
any thing thigh;cleavage;animals;accident;olanumoke now make fp

you forgot to add Snake and Ese. Lol

meanwhile I got a 50k job at akure with accommodation but I reside in Lagos. I don't know if I should accept the offer.

Eroticangela and Funlord, e don do una. I use God beg u but make i no lie, i enjoyed d convo. Lolz

emmahoney:
Madam, what you did is not advisable but the fact that you have done it, I believe that there should not be any issue with that. It would only make sorting and compilation stressful for them. You need not to worry yourself, they should help you out. I have not submitted mine yet, but I am planning to submit all in single envelope. Although, I am going to put the application letter in one envelope, and CV in another envelope. But the CV and application letter would the be put inside another envelope.

Thanks for the response.