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Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Which Job Should I Pick? by teebarbie(f): 8:54am On Dec 04, 2023 |
surplusbaba:Please how do I contact you Sir? I would like to work as a customer care rep |
NYSC / Re: What I Did When I Found Out His Name Was John Thomas by teebarbie(f): 8:11am On Sep 16, 2022 |
Starz825:And ‘Governnent’ 1 Like |
Foreign Affairs / Re: Salman Rushdie On Ventilator, Liver Damaged, Likely To Lose One Eye by teebarbie(f): 2:21pm On Aug 13, 2022 |
Donkenny511:It’s because you’re a liberal Yoruba moslem 1 Like |
Politics / Re: FG Begins Cash Transfer To 200,000 Nigerians by teebarbie(f): 3:57pm On Aug 03, 2021 |
They will later come to say they lifted 200,000 Nigerians out of poverty CaptainAyub: 1 Like |
Music/Radio / Re: The Evolution Of Hip Hop Music In Nigeria: The '80s And Early 90s. by teebarbie(f): 8:26pm On Jun 02, 2020 |
Wow! Thanks naptu2 for bringing back this memories. How I loved and still loved this song. I can do the rap from A to Z naptu2: |
Music/Radio / Re: The Evolution Of Hip Hop Music In Nigeria: The '80s And Early 90s. by teebarbie(f): 8:05pm On Jun 02, 2020 |
This got me lol. He scammed us with those fake rap of his truely ednut1: 1 Like 1 Share |
Jokes Etc / My Experience At An Hospital In VI by teebarbie(f): 3:56pm On May 10, 2020 |
And so it is that the illness tarries. And the doctor concerned. Sent me to go do a stress ECG. And see a Cardiologist. Saying that it would not be expensive. Around N25,000 in total for the consultation with the Cardiologist and the stress ECG test. At Luth or a General Hospital. But he advised that because of COVID 19, the last place he will advise I go, are those hospitals. And I should instead find a private hospital. I called a friend who gave me a name of a Cardiologist in Victoria Island. On Sanusi Fafunwa. I went. It was a top notch hospital. High class. Mask in effect. Temperature taken. Sanitizer used. Before I spoke to the lady at the reception. Who gave me the fees. N150,000 to register. N50,000 to see the Cardiologist. N115,000 for the stress ECG. A total of N315,000 for the same N25,000 at the government hospital. So I told the lady at the reception who had been joined by a nurse. That I had to consult my pastor first before I decide to spend that much on the test for an illness that my pastor can easily heal himself through anointed prayers. The nurse looked at me. Quizzical. And asked. "Who is your pastor?" I responded. "Prophet Bishop Pastor Odumeje" She stared at me for a minute. Then said. "That man in Onitsha?" I responded. "Yes. The Liquid metal himself. He is the Lion. He is the fire. He is the fight. He is the War! I need to know he is aware of your high fees before I take any action." She glanced over at the other lady. I could see they were dazed. They looked back at me. I brought out my phone. And placed a call. Then I began speaking into the phone. Then went silent as they looked at me. After a minute I took the phone away from my ear and whispered to them. "He is very angry. He is shouting that your prices are ludicrous." Then I went back on the phone and kept listening as they watched on. Their facial expression hidden behind their masks. After a moment. I looked back at them. And said. "He said I should ask you that - Who born you? Who be you? Who you? Who form you? You, you kolo? Who you? Who, where do you come from? Who do you send to? What brings you?" The nurse looked at me confused. And asked. "What?" I didn't respond as I listened to the phone. The nurse looked back at the other lady. They shook their heads. And returned to looking back at me. Once again I turned to them and said. "He said I should remind you that if it is not because I insisted on seeing a medical doctor he would have healed me himself if I can believe totally in the word the Prophet has spoken, since anyone who believes totally in the word of the Prophet is covered by the Prophet" They stared at me. I continued as I listened to the phone and relayed what I was hearing as I was hearing it. My voice rising in tandem behind the face mask I was wearing. In a full mimicking of the voice at the other end of the phone. "He says he is the ladical Prophet, he is the lion himself, the Indaboski bahose, the dabooskabash, the Libadu, Sepre, the Lemande, the Abitoshaker, the War himself, the Fight! The battle! The liquid metal! The end of the sickness. The end of the disease. The virus himself!..." And both ladies. Suddenly. Burst out laughing. So.much so that they removed their masks. And the nurse fell down on her knees shaking in laughter. While the lady behind the desk leaned back on her chair billowing with laughter, tears streaming down her face. As I joined them laughing and saying. "He says the Lord has given him the power to dealt with every situation, every sickness and every battles in life." I was trembling with laughter as I continued speaking. And both ladies kept guffawing. "He said if I believe totally in his power and can come to Onitsha then I would know that my sickness is gone, this week which is the first week and the first week which is coming this week, because the Lord has given him the orders and tell him things to do spiritual because he is a spiritual man..." Lagos Jude Idada May 5, 2020 3 Likes |
Politics / Re: Adesina: You Can't Order President Buhari Around by teebarbie(f): 8:14pm On May 05, 2020 |
He is a liquid metal Ernerstdavid55: |
Health / Re: Coronavirus: First Patients Injected In UK Vaccine Trial by teebarbie(f): 9:18am On Apr 24, 2020 |
Why are you attacking pastors alone? What has our Professors and Doctors of science been doing? domDva: 1 Like 1 Share |
Religion / Re: What Are Your Favourite Nigerian Gospel Songs? by teebarbie(f): 12:50pm On Apr 19, 2020 |
Dr Tumi- You are here Different praise medleys 1 Like |
Family / Re: What Has The Lockdown Opened Your Eyes To? by teebarbie(f): 7:18am On Apr 09, 2020 |
May God heal your depressed soul. Hopebringer: |
Family / Re: What Has The Lockdown Opened Your Eyes To? by teebarbie(f): 6:06pm On Apr 08, 2020 |
Including your sisters too? Hopebringer: |
Celebrities / Re: "There Is No Light" - Ada Ameh Cries Out As She Obeys Sit At Home Order (Video) by teebarbie(f): 10:00am On Apr 01, 2020 |
sylve11: |
Gaming / Re: Which Game Are You Going To Play To Spend The Quarantine Time by teebarbie(f): 7:45am On Apr 01, 2020 |
Can crush... |
Politics / Re: Coronavirus: Buhari “Addresses” Nigerians On COVID-19 (Video) by teebarbie(f): 7:54am On Mar 23, 2020 |
Amen Satan66: 1 Like |
Nairaland / General / Re: What Did 2019 Teach You? by teebarbie(f): 6:34pm On Dec 26, 2019 |
To follow my heart and own up to the consequences. |
Sports / Re: Chioma Ajunwa Celebrates Her 49th Birthday Today by teebarbie(f): 5:07pm On Dec 25, 2019 |
Why na�� GMbuharii: |
Sports / Re: Chioma Ajunwa Celebrates Her 49th Birthday Today by teebarbie(f): 8:35am On Dec 25, 2019 |
0232293713 EXLOVER: |
Celebrities / Re: Mayorkun Gushes Over His Friend Twerking To His Song by teebarbie(f): 10:34pm On Nov 15, 2019 |
marvin906: |
Romance / Re: My Pre Wedding Photos by teebarbie(f): 10:31pm On Nov 15, 2019 |
Congratulations! Happy married life in advance 1 Like |
Phones / Re: Whatsapp Server Down Again? by teebarbie(f): 1:40pm On Dec 03, 2017 |
Offpoint:Thanks. You can take the number off now |
Phones / Re: Whatsapp Server Down Again? by teebarbie(f): 11:20am On Dec 03, 2017 |
Offpoint:I'm interested in learning Corel draw and Photo shoot and presently at Akure. Kindly drop your contact information ASAP. |
Celebrities / Re: Mercy Aigbe Issues Public Statement on her domestic. by teebarbie(f): 11:13am On May 05, 2017 |
helphelp:You're wicked. kuku kee me cos I'm almost dieing of laughter here |
Romance / Re: Zarzar, Epositive, And Co, Your Attention Is Needed. by teebarbie(f): 8:40am On Mar 24, 2017 |
solasolasola:I'm good and you? solasolasola:I'm good and you? |
Romance / Re: Zarzar, Epositive, And Co, Your Attention Is Needed. by teebarbie(f): 6:47am On Mar 24, 2017 |
solasolasola:Yes boss 1 Like |
Religion / Re: "The Mansion Apostle Suleman Bought For Daniella Okeke In Lagos Cost Him N160m" by teebarbie(f): 1:17pm On Mar 14, 2017 |
soberdrunk:I couldn't help but lol at this. I actually held my yansh and said the prayer |
Religion / Re: Those Attacking Me Now Kept Quiet When El-rufai Tweeted Hate Speech - Suleiman by teebarbie(f): 7:45am On Jan 27, 2017 |
kenonze:Are you ok? |
Romance / Re: GOING THROUGH A DEVASTATING BREAK UP. Please Help Me Friends!! Am Dying Silently by teebarbie(f): 4:00pm On Jun 25, 2016 |
I just got heartbroken too yesterday. I've been crying since yesterday too but not to the extent of killing myself. I'm talking about a relationship of 3 years. Take heart op. *When the 'advisee' turns to advisor. |
Celebrities / Re: Checkout How Toyin Aimakhu Slays In New Photos by teebarbie(f): 12:48pm On Mar 12, 2016 |
Sunkyphil:you forgot to add Snake and Ese. Lol |
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Can I Survive With 50k Job In Lagos? by teebarbie(f): 11:11pm On Dec 23, 2015 |
meanwhile I got a 50k job at akure with accommodation but I reside in Lagos. I don't know if I should accept the offer. |
Romance / Re: When She Says No by teebarbie(f): 6:04pm On Aug 27, 2015 |
Eroticangela and Funlord, e don do una. I use God beg u but make i no lie, i enjoyed d convo. Lolz 3 Likes |
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Hallmark University Massive Academic And Non-academic Staff Recruitment by teebarbie(f): 7:30pm On Aug 18, 2015 |
emmahoney:Thanks for the response. |
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