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hmmmmm. black and white

devonpaul:
don't worry be happy.. dudu osun is just 50naira.. za soap is pipty naira shikenna. black is beautiful, Black is Economical

not soap but cream to help my dry skin

devonpaul:
don't worry be happy.. dudu osun is just 50naira.. za soap is pipty naira shikenna. black is beautiful, Black is Economical

not soap but cream yo help my dry skin

jeomegso:
Hello,
I have realized a lot of people are confused as to what beauty regimen to follow n how but am here to help.
As a Cosmetologist, I happen to know about cosmetics n ingredients.
I will be happy to answer your questions for free.
First I must know ur current regimen before I can consult.
Let's get started.
Cheers!

pls I av a dry skin and I av been using familiar lotion mixed with olive oil but not improving. can u pls prescribe a solution. thanks.

jeomegso:
Hello,
I have realized a lot of people are confused as to what beauty regimen to follow n how but am here to help.
As a Cosmetologist, I happen to know about cosmetics n ingredients.
I will be happy to answer your questions for free.
First I must know ur current regimen before I can consult.
Let's get started.
Cheers!

pls I av a dry skin and I usually use familiar lotion mixed with olive oil during harmattan or dry season but not improving. can u pls prescribe a solution. thanks.

pls help I am chocolate dark and av a dry skin.need help on a good cream to use.

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Op let me add to it

Op I can't help but lol...... I remembered dat doll and how I used to call it emabin (human being) nd how my mum would be in trouble if I don't bath with it. it's so fresh and dat whistle where is the ball dat goes up when you blow it. rotflol nothing really is permanent even our lives, our friends, everything we own today would be history tomorrow.
#thumbsupOP

pinceprinz:
An African proverb will say To marry woman no hard at all, Na soup money hard pass. So, even if the man manage to get married how WL he continue to cope ? esp if kids start rolling in?

@ na soup money hard pass

MRNipples:
I often see ladies that are ripe for marriage saying they have been dating a particular guy for up to a year now. and im like what a waste of time. "if you are a lady that is ripe for marriage and you have been dating your man for more than six months then you are a fool. yes its true, people often gives excuse that they are getting to know and understand each other better, listen in life we learn everyday, why not get married to your spouse then in marriage you can now start to know each other better, a man and woman that are ripe for marriage should not date more than three months before they start preparation for marriage, ladies if you are still doing boyfriend and girlfriend for up to a year now then im sorry you are not serious. "why not call him and tell him to get married or propose to you if he is serious. "a word is enough for the wise.

@Op pls when is the ripe time for marriage.

pls help,
A friend of mine came to the house looking sad and confused, I couldn't help but notice and when I asked her she said she and her fiancé who she has been dating for 3years intend getting married soon but he is yet to get a job and she is working. Now the question is: Will it be right to give her fiancé some money from her savings to carry out the marriage.
what is your opinion?




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Nijjas too hard. see comments above me Nijjas too hard. see comments above me

some could possibly be stress but some re still very young just like my MUM. in our newest pix I can't believe she gave birth to us cos she looks like our elder Sister even with grandchildren. so op not in all cases.
Merry Xmas

osazeeblue01:
No. Any girl that told u she keep male friends than female just know that she is a prostitute. If u think am lying go for research yourself.

am sure ur gf does dat but DNT generalise. how abt the "tom boys". forget abt research and say facts. i keep male frnds nd my fiance knows everyone of them even some of them later turns out to be his pals too but wen he warns abt a particular guy. I step back.
Merry Xmas

@ OP To me ur no 7 is wrong. most girls get attracted to guys that dress well. i am no 1 for that. u dare not dress like agbero nd come close to me.

pls I would need more info @ tina4easy22@yahoo.com

kilokeys:
I know stupidity is evenly distributed amongst the population... But unfortunately , the North East has more than their share..



When I served in Taraba.. I unethically aided a student (female) during the waec Maths theory part.. With the construction question.


Only for me to come some moments later to see my arcs and fine lines redrawn with the pen..

Me : wtf, why?

She : Sir Sir, e no clear.. I con use beero do am so that e go clear

I rest my case

lolllllll. I believe u. which LGA and sch cos I av seen worse.

joyjoomla:
I de greet una ma pipu oo....... Estellar, I see una maami. So u stl de show here. It's now confirmed Kingphilip don go exile permanently, it's a lonely world for una......soooooo sorry.

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Hope all you guys are doing well and great out there. It's Joyjoomla........all the way from Ebonyi

I dey hail u too, and we re doing grt. how is Ebonyi.

Jaypower2:
also serving in zing, batch b posted to Gdss monkin.

hmmmmmmm. OK am in GDSS Tsohon-gari.

Dubemkelly:
Polythenics has Distinction as her 1st class, Upper credit *s 2.1 and Lower credit as 2.2... Lower credit should be the university equivalent

OK. tanx but sowi to burder u again, is 2.2 2nd class lower or third class.

Dubemkelly:
second class lower 2.2 is fair enough... The only challenge lies on 3rd class cos it quite below average

pls wats 2.2 equivalent for polytechnic students? dats the grade range

erisegun:
oh! Ok*

Wat abt u. Wich lga u dey?

erisegun:
yes! Btw,wich local govt u dey?

I dey zing lga