₦airaland Forum

Seunwife:
Very very true:... Especially the responsible ones are not romantic at all

Must you have everything?

saintkel:
We need not be told that Buhari has failed woefully. The South west won't still see dis. I just don't know what's blocking dia eyes from seeing d truth or is it d hatred for other tribes?

The Igbos must not be right I guess.

Age 20 and mother of 2? Case dismiss.

Godwin616:
Great People Great Nation. Nigeria will rise again. When all our wasted years and glory are restored. I pray that you and I will not only be a witness but also a partaker.

Ahh! Some people are already partakers o. Didn't you hear of the recruitment at CBN, FIRS, Immigration and others. When will it be the turn of zombie foot soldiers like you?

This is what you get when economic parasites decided to hate on their host. You depend on the oil from the SS and yet all you wish them is death. Even nature is against the evil collabo of these Afonjas and their masters.

Buhari, you better stop dealing with Russia and buy from these guys before they start treating your effup o.

Are all NCAN members on holiday? Just asking.

freecocoa:
These criminals are becoming bolder by the day, e nu kwa using other people's money to flex and then rub it in their faces at the same time, choi!

Well, if mugu fall, guy man go chop.

Let God be the Judge. Even the laws of the laws has not found them to be criminals.

ireneony:
This is nice...waiting for mr right

Don't let this one pass you by.

All hands need to be on deck to turn things around but Buhari would rather use the Economy to fight the SS/SE. Target the Igbos with all the policies you can, they will simply just factor that into the retail price for the final consumers. That way, they still make their money and Nigerians(including APC supporters) pay.

Trust me, this APC government is not doing anything concrete to salvage the situation. All they do is talk and buy more time hoping that oil price will rise again. Forget about the propaganda about diversification. Their number one prayer is for oil prices to rise again to cover up for them.

mizzbouqui:
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Do you sleep on Nairaland? How you take do am?

PUSIDRILA:
The Thunder weh go faya the person weh carry my vaseline ehn

Guy, you no sabi better something. Try the free lotion that comes with B29 and thank me later.

I am beginning to doubt those oil wells Ambode has been running his mouth about. The army should also do a thorough investigation on that.

Adaure4ever:
Hmmm. Abeg o. No No for me.

Are you not okay with your real face?

prettyAdaolisa:
That's exactly what I'm gonna do...

Take note future husband..

Note taken.

Seun:
Aww. Happy married life.

Do you deliberate stay put in Ogun state to avoid Lagos task? I am also thinking of operating from one of these task friendly states.

Na so some identical twin sisters dey do me for Lagos o. Both of them are playing games taking turns fuc|<ing me thinking that I don't know the difference between them. I just continue to pretend and dey enjoy dey go jeje. Can you even imagine that these small girls came to my house the other and after I was done banging the one that said she is my real girl friend, she just wrapped a towel and excused herself to get something from the kitchen, lo and behold the other sister just walked in with the same towel holding a glass of water in her hand. I knew she wasn't the girl I just finished bonking but I just pretended and went straight to action. They b|tch was even telling me how she enjoyed the last round, shu.

After I have had enough, my next move is to burst them and pretend to be very angry that the two have been using me as their sex object all along. Then I will later calm down and forgive them. And that will mark the beginning of an official party.

DEllaluv:
Not yet married but talking about divorce..... odikwa wurious, wrong choice of words.....be like you never ready to marry, cos going into marriage with such a mindset...hmm

Cute you. Me like me some.

Yesterday was nameless Hausa men, today is fully identified Igbo men. Tomorrow fit be Yoruba, Bini or Ijaw men. Naija, I hail una tribalism o.

1, She slept with four guys you know
2, She didn't sleep with you
3, The four guys are not ranting on social media with 1st degree bitterness
4, You are the one on social media crying more than the victims

Why do I have the feeling that she refused to let you hit it after your friends must have bombarded you with tales of how good the babe is?

This should serve as a lesson for the ladies out there. Never single out a guy among his friends for rejection. If you must accept any at all, accept just one and reject the rest. But never accept the rest and reject one. That one will hunt you for the rest of his life.

Obama is more of a SS than SW.

By the time Buhari is done with Nigeria, even our map won't look the same again.

thundabot:
LONG OVER DUE.

hmm

Boko Haram has declared a republic over and over again. We need to see them tried and punish for treason.

Yoruba tribal champions wont be happy with this. They thought Dogara was gonna go down for Tinubu's stooge. Northerners are not fools. They will never allow a Yoruba VP, SP and Speaker.

zicoraads:
I really don't know what to say about this. So I'd rather keep kwayet

But which judge issued that search warrant?

I suspect Abang Okon.

Sexytemi:
Hi

Do you have a clue what great boobs you have?

Sexytemi:
...d.ick of life

Hey!

shukuokukobambl:


How can i hate GEJ when i voted him in 2011? How can Yorubas hate GEJ when he won all SW states except Osun in 2011?

The fact that i don't vote for you doesn't mean i hate you, it simply means i don't believe in your leadership!!

How can i hate Iyamu? do i even know him? How can i self-service over Obaseki, am i an Edo indigene?

But you were praying for Iran to come attack Nigeria

You were praying for Buhari to die

You pray everyday for Avengers to destroy the economy simply because of Buhari, my brother, don't compare me and you pls

You have suddenly forgotten how you rejoiced over every BH attacks when GEJ was president. Visit GEJ and Buhari eras posts concerning the subject matter and see the level of hypocrisy and double standard for yourself.

Bolustic:
Lagos and SW indigenes must be considered first for employment before other Nigerians.

If catchment areas is applicable for universities and unity schools admissions, it must be allowed for oil producing areas too.

Anyone who doesn't believe in Nigeria particularly those who want to secede MUST not be given privileges that accrue to those who want to stay.

There must be something about them that you dread letting them go. Are you afraid that you will die without them.

shukuokukobambl:
The bold is always very funny and puzzling at the same time

They hate Sheriff(they used to love him pass ojukwu just as recently as April ) but love Markafi

They hate Tinubu but love Kashamu

They hate Bakare but love Aribisala

They hate El Rufai but love Markafi

Which sensible person will not conclude all the so-called agitations is simply down to PDP loss?

Just like you guys hated Jonathan but were infatuating over Ameachi & Peterside winning Rivers state. We all witnessed how you followed the election tribunal involving SS/SE states. Or is it your love story with Rochas, Ngige that you want us to talk about? What about your hatred for Iyamu and your wanking over Obaseki? At some point, even Sylva became your hero.