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Politics / Re: Why PDP's Plateau Governor Will Be Sacked At Supreme Court - Woye1 by teebillz: 11:34pm On Nov 26, 2023
Nokio2:
The Governor is a lawyer he is playing ostrich games
Religious and tribal politics has caught up with the godfather fmr gov jang
Nentawe is coming...

Both Nantawe and His deputy are also Christians. Both Caleb and Nantawe are from the same Senatorial zone. The Jang you mentioned is neither from the same tribe nor senatorial district with either of them. Ironically for you, the APC lawyer is Jang's kinsman, Attorney General and Commissioner of Justice. You may want to sit this one out.

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Politics / Re: PDP Loses Control Of Plateau Assembly As Appeal Court Sacks 11 Lawmakers by teebillz: 4:53pm On Nov 25, 2023
garfield1:
Apc now has 17 members,pdp 5,lp 1,ypp 1.even if the governor wins at supreme court,he will be impeached

Do you just impeach for the fun of it?
Romance / Re: "Have You Ever Seen Love And Ran Away? by teebillz: 7:02pm On Nov 16, 2023
Shyboyk:


Where una dae see all this girls

You won't see them if you ever go looking for them. Just go about your business and you may stumble on one or two. I just ghosted two in the last month. I am not about that kinda thing.

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Romance / Re: Zainab Abidoye & Mother Lived Off Man's Wealth But Refused To Marry Him (Photos) by teebillz: 6:23pm On Nov 10, 2023
Calitoscassius:
I like the Beetle car only, can she sell it to me now that she will be broke, the innocent man she was miliking have moved on..



And if she wasn't bothered that the man married another woman why is she telling us?

Maga, sorry, simps np dey finish.
Celebrities / Re: I Never Gave Out My Ex-wife, Venita To Guests - Ex-Husband, Terna Tarka by teebillz: 12:54pm On Oct 26, 2023
warrifinest1985:
The husband is a liar, he knew his wife is whoring around he kept quiet because he wife dey sustain him finacially. Better sapa dey hold oga. NUMBER ONE RULE IN LIFE IN ANYTHING YOU DO IN LIFE AS A GUY DONT EVER GO BROKE

Google "Joseph Tarka" and save yourself the embarrassment.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Joseph_Tarka

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Business / Re: Traders At Alaba Rago Marker Rush To Clean-up The Market (Pictures) by teebillz: 7:32am On Oct 25, 2023
slimfit1:
That is the Lagos that Tinubu developed. I am Yoruba before one bastard start insulting other people oh. An ordinary law would make lagos clean. Police can arrest people for littering or not picking up litter next to them with that people won't dump anything anywhere.

Simple. Make laws that hold people responsible for any environmental violation within a certain distance from their property and see magic happens.

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Education / Re: Young Lady's Emotional Reaction After Passing Her Nursing Exam by teebillz: 12:51pm On Sep 27, 2023
Hermaphrodite2:




You think everyone is like you
Vamoose!!

You don't celebrate like that if you were actually sure of passing the exams.
Romance / Re: We Only Have Sex When She Comes Around nothing more. by teebillz: 12:09am On Sep 27, 2023
natedensel:
I dated this girl one time, we broke up few months ago, and I was the one that called off the relationship, my reasons are we're only sexually compatible but not compatible in other ways and relationships isn't only about sex, aside the sex it's empty, it's like she's a total stranger because we don't communicate much, she doesn't have my kind of intellect, she's not dumb, she's intelligent in a different way, I love philosophy, science, space, aliens, tech, video games and the likes, and I can debate about it non stop, but this girl has no interest in such stuff, she's only interested in fashion, looking cool, making money and the likes, so whenever she visits we have nothing to talk about, we just stay in silence, I tried spicing it up with movies but she doesn't like my kind of movies either, I'd want us to watch marvel avengers and she would want us to watch one stupid Nigerian film and when I object she would pick offense that I am forcing my lifestyle on her. I don't talk much but she loves gossiping about her friends even though she's too insecure to let me meet her friends, for some reason she thought I'd fall for her friends or worse, cheat on her with them, but I find the whole cheating stuff exhausting, since we have nothing to talk about or enjoy together we always have sex whenever she comes around, we would just greet and it's straight to intimacy, I was enjoying it at first until it became generic, now here's my problem, I am addicted to the feeling of having sex with her, like we're sexually compatible but that's just it, aside the sex nothing, she will come around and we won't chill or have any conversation, just sex, and when we're done we sit in silence until she leaves, it's so boring and there's nothing to remedy that, am I the problem? Have you been in such relationship, what did you do?

I am experiencing the same thing. But unlike you, she won't let me go. She will blackmail me with cry and before you know, we are digging it again. The kind of things she says about us makes me scared. Babe is all in and sold in but I am not subscribing to the whole thing. She knows how to treat and make a nigga feel special but it is beyond that for me.

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Romance / Re: SEXY Female President Of Operation Dudula Calling For Nigerians To Leave SA by teebillz: 9:25pm On Sep 26, 2023
MzansiCoolio:
In 2024 i vote for Zandile Dabula!!!

She is a hero kicking out Nigerian men who are only known for bad things in S. Africa grin grin grin grin grin

Don't be surprise when she end up with a Nigerian man.
Family / Re: Is This Enough Reason To Send My Niece Back To The Village? by teebillz: 10:18am On Sep 06, 2023
Get a professional nanny to take care of the children(including the 12 year old child). Expecting a 12 year old child you called your niece to be responsible for your children says a lot about you. Disgusting.
Romance / Re: Can One Tame A Lady Into Hook-up To Become A Wife Material? by teebillz: 7:34pm On Sep 05, 2023
Davidcorny:
It's like these new humans don't know the rules men have regarding wayward women, any woman who has been for pay in the past will return to that lifestyle if the condition demands it.

You men forget women don't need reasonable thoughts to do things, they do it for how it feels to them, if that customer they always wait patiently for knocks on your matrimonial home she can even turn your bed into her business point.

If that itch for that rugged agbero who raises and pins one of her legs to the bed while ravaging her wet passage and being dominant around her comes around, she'll gladly sneak him inside herself while she feels the thrill of having you feed her and have her intimate needs fulfilled by that guy.

Also, most times they have secret children you might not know till you're deep in whatever relationship you're pursuing with her.

The diseases in her body she's used to and doesn't affect her, but you will get a proper dose and first class ticket to spend your money clearing it for both her and yourself.

Your mind will always doubt what she does anytime anything requires her to travel.

Don't do anything for them apart from fvrking them and curmming on their faces.

You understand the system. Why would any man even entertain the thoughts of domesticating a wh0re?
Romance / Re: Why You Shouldn't Marry Man Who Cannot Afford The Thing You Can Do For Yourself by teebillz: 7:18pm On Sep 05, 2023
Michelle55:
Wahala for those in relationships! Those of us sleeping soundly with a huge smile on our faces, let's gather here mbok.😂😂😂🌝

I swear. I love me my peaceful sleep. She can visit to collect but I ain't sharing a my space with no woman for now. I never develop reach that side.

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Romance / Re: Why You Shouldn't Marry Man Who Cannot Afford The Thing You Can Do For Yourself by teebillz: 6:56pm On Sep 05, 2023
Funkybabee:
I loosed my hair, went to his place to greet him omo he doesn't even look my way but after his satisfaction and later on he began one filmsy excuse of waiting for his brother to come that I should prepare to leave now.

Why do you have to cook for him as his guest?
Properties / Re: Introducing Havens Cottage: Affordable Luxury Homes In Epe (Starting from ₦13m) by teebillz: 6:44pm On Sep 05, 2023
These 3D houses that you guys are selling...
Food / Re: Indomie Generation Doesn't Know The Drink Called Goldspot And Olo by teebillz: 6:50pm On Aug 27, 2023
Throwback:
Even my siblings and cousins born in the late 1970s ate indomie in the mid 1990s when they were in the university and also at home.

So they all drank Gold Spot, Limca, and Tandi Guarana up to the 1990s just as us who were born in the 1980s.

So if those born in the late 1970s still ate Indomie and Maggi 2-minute Noodles as teenagers in the mid 1990s to qualify as Indomie generation also, what then is the need for these incessant questions over the years about Indomie generation not knowing things that existed in the 1980s or 1990s when those born in the 1970s also qualify as indomie generation as I have proven.

All these analysis because you no wan gree say you be indomie generation?

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Foreign Affairs / Re: Dollar Dumped? India Bought 1m Barrels Of Oil From UAE Using Rupees Instead Of $ by teebillz: 8:37am On Aug 27, 2023
cenaman:
Which country will accept naira?

Any country that buys oil from Nigeria can accept the Naira because they could use it to pay for the oil they import from Nigeria.

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Foreign Affairs / Re: Niger Junta Gives French Ambassador, Sylvain Itte, 48 Hours To Leave by teebillz: 10:33am On Aug 26, 2023
AngelicBeing:
Na dem sabi, Yawns, abeg make l go chop my soft Amala plus ogbono soup loaded with bitter leaf, mangala fish, kpomo, fried goatmeat, Turkey, chicken 🍗 and grasscutter, next news jare angry

cc: sukkot, tongue

Babe dey there abi na only you wan chop all these food?

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Politics / Re: Lagos House Of Assembly Confirms 22 Commissioner-nominees, Rejects 17 by teebillz: 8:17am On Aug 24, 2023
ZKOSOSO:
Yoruba Muslim ☪️ Jihadists are up in arms.
Muric and other Yoruba Jihadists are behind the rejection. They often believe that Lagos has 70 Muslim ☪️ population. Meanwhile Muslims in Lagos are less than 25%. That's why they did what happened in 18th March Gov elections.
Thank God Gbadebo is on ground and waiting patiently to be next Gov.


The Yoruba Christians are oblivious of what's happening around them. They will rather use their energy against their non Yoruba Christian brothers. Yet every Sunday we sit side by side with these in the House of God. Smh.
Politics / Re: Funny Meme Pictures Of F.C.T Minister: Nyesom Wike by teebillz: 3:58pm On Aug 22, 2023
Confirmedzombie:
As E dey pain Ipob and Obedients E dey sweet us

As E dey sweet us E dey pain dem.

Wike the tormentor of Ipob and obedients.

Wike the real ohamdike of Ndigbo

Wike the Eze ogbuagu 1 of Ndigbo

Wike the real Gburugburu 1 of Ndigbo.

Carry on wike you got our back.

Wetin in particular dey sweet you?
Celebrities / Re: Queen Dami: Portable Confirms Relationship With Alaafin Of Oyo Wife by teebillz: 6:37pm On Aug 15, 2023
nepapole:
This babe no get taste.

From alaafin to portable.

Bad bad taste.

Na you overestimate her. That's her real taste.
Culture / Re: Olu Of Warri, Wife Holiday In Ghana, Meet President Akufo-Addo (Photos) by teebillz: 6:02pm On Dec 31, 2021
planetx:
Na Ghana look like America so shocked

Na una type dey shatta wale talk any how.

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Celebrities / Re: Davido Brags As He Reveals The Amount Of Money He Made In 2021 by teebillz: 5:58pm On Dec 31, 2021
Omicron007:
shocked



BigWiz made more, but you would never see him publicize himself.

There are levels to this shit.

Big Wiz is the Biggest Export from Africa.

There's absolutely no reason for calling the attention of tax authorities to yourself. Big Wiz knows better.

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Family / Re: What Do I Do About My Mother by teebillz: 7:15pm On Dec 27, 2021
ITbomb:
One day you will remember her and wish she was there for you to be rubbing her legs all day

You dey mind am?
Celebrities / Re: Singer Mo'cheddah Welcomes Baby Girl (Photo) by teebillz: 8:53am On Dec 27, 2021
Lol. We, soft and shy girls are like that. But we get to fuckkk you very well and more frequently because we relatively don't jump on different girls.
Romance / Re: Muhammed Alfa Marries Twin Sisters - Adama & Aisha In Bida (Video) by teebillz: 4:14pm On Dec 24, 2021
Monogamy sucks. See another nigga living my dream for free. This is about the only thing I admire about Islam. Those guys are having a blast while I am stuck with single pussssssyyyyy.

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Politics / Re: Sanwo-olu Launches 744-unit Sangotedo Housing Scheme (Pictures) by teebillz: 4:38pm On Dec 15, 2021
tobillionaire:
talking about responsible working class youths and not some yahoo boys or runs girls

Better. It should strictly for young graduates doing 9to5.
Politics / Re: Sanwo-olu Launches 744-unit Sangotedo Housing Scheme (Pictures) by teebillz: 11:28am On Dec 15, 2021
tobillionaire:
Sanwo baba! Keep it up boss, we need more of this sir

I think Lagos state should build blocks of about 7 storey each of a room self so as to provide affordable housing units for youths and bachelors

The youths will turn it to one hell of a living space where cultism, prostitution and crime will become the order of the day. Nigerian youths should never be left to live away from the general population. Imagine Nigerian youths living on an island all on their own. Now that's a scary thought.
Celebrities / Re: Sylvester Oromoni: Tonto Dikeh Tells Nigerians To Ignore Kemi Olunloyo by teebillz: 5:49pm On Dec 14, 2021
Kizzygentle:
Not siding or defending anyone but the bitter truth is kemi could be right because 100% of all her investigations that people term as reckless has always turned out to be the truth but I feel she shouldn't have mentioned such statement at this critical time.. But at the end the truth would eventually come out..

Cultism isn't allowed in Schools. So even Kemi is right, the law must be applied to a crime that led to the death of a 12 year old.
Education / Re: Reaction As Boy Who Moved Many With His Campaign Speech Loses Election (Videos) by teebillz: 8:14pm On Dec 08, 2021
Has he conceded defeat and called to congratulate the winner? I want to check something. We don't pupils who are like Buhari who was in court to contest all the elections he was soundly defeated in and only accepted the ones he won by rigging mega votes from North West.
Education / Re: Sylvester Oromoni: Police Investigate 4 More Dowen College Students by teebillz: 2:58pm On Dec 08, 2021
Give me these boys and I solve them within 24hrs.
Romance / Re: Look At What I Cooked and What I Did To Her. Am I Wicked? [Picture] by teebillz: 11:28pm On Dec 03, 2021
SportsHD:

How big is your mining scale bro? I am planning on entering mining. Still waiting on Cbn to release my bdc funds. I've got friends that have those 30ft containers full of 19 GPU miners. Cost him around 150M for all the prep. ROI is like money ritual. I guess you know how it is.

How are you going to power your mining infrastructure?

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